Any funny dick stories?, accidental exposure haha |
 Jul 26 2008, 08:17 AM
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Yea i took this from TH. Any funny stories to tell? I'll start...
I was at track practice and the coach got pissed at a freshman and made him do crabwalks in front of the team. These dumbass freshman never wear underwear during practice. It wasn't long before the entire girls and boys team saw his junk. The coach laughed and said "i bet he won't do that s**t again!" haha continue |
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Jul 30 2008, 02:01 PM
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come on! someone must have one
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Jul 30 2008, 05:49 PM
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 hai, Im Philjay Group: Member Posts: 922 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 520,964 |
i drooped my friend once in school. On accident I grabbed his boxers at the same time. when i just meant to grab his shorts.. oh man... that hallway was crowded too.
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Jul 30 2008, 09:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(holiwud123 @ Jul 26 2008, 09:17 AM)  Yea i took this from TH. Any funny stories to tell? I'll start... I was at track practice and the coach got pissed at a freshman and made him do crabwalks in front of the team. These dumbass freshman never wear underwear during practice. It wasn't long before the entire girls and boys team saw his junk. The coach laughed and said "i bet he won't do that s**t again!" haha continue uh...shiett aintt funni.. WTF.. laamee... QUOTE(br3aker4lyfe @ Jul 30 2008, 06:49 PM) i drooped my friend once in school. On accident I grabbed his boxers at the same time. when i just meant to grab his shorts.. oh man... that hallway was crowded too. uh huh... u goo humm n wankk wankk...  
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Aug 7 2008, 01:15 PM
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QUOTE(br3aker4lyfe @ Jul 30 2008, 05:49 PM) i drooped my friend once in school. On accident I grabbed his boxers at the same time. when i just meant to grab his shorts.. oh man... that hallway was crowded too. haha |
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Aug 19 2008, 07:04 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Basketball shorts are not a good substitute for swim trunks. That is all.
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Aug 19 2008, 09:56 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
I remember one time I was going to jack off and I used this medicated lotion and it burned my dick like crazy.
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Aug 19 2008, 10:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,938 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 667,832 |
i know during band camp and the last competition the guys like rub their dicks on each others mouthpiece (with out them knowing)
and the last competition of the year, my friend told me they were making shapes out of their D*** ...yeah somtimes i tihnk tme like those it would be fun to be a guy |
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Aug 19 2008, 10:34 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big
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Aug 19 2008, 10:36 PM
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 Jooleeah <3 Group: Official Designer Posts: 687 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,481 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 11:34 PM) i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big  How sad.
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Aug 20 2008, 03:08 AM
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 that heaven is overrated Group: Member Posts: 5,096 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 53,124 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 08:34 PM) i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big Awww if i was with you i'd make it fit  I know a guy who got it caught in the zipper when he was taking a piss and he had to cut through his pants and his boxers to get it unstuck.
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Aug 24 2008, 08:44 AM
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QUOTE(sharerol @ Aug 20 2008, 03:08 AM) I know a guy who got it caught in the zipper when he was taking a piss and he had to cut through his pants and his boxers to get it unstuck. wow... where was he? |
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Aug 25 2008, 02:49 AM
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QUOTE(fameONE @ Aug 19 2008, 05:04 PM) Basketball shorts are not a good substitute for swim trunks. That is all. WORD. bahaha 
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Aug 27 2008, 07:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
One time, in 5th grade, at school we had to change clothes in this big bathroom/shower room place for swimming, and people waddled their wee' wee's, and got caught by the teacher!
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Aug 27 2008, 08:07 PM
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 . ish Happens . Group: Member Posts: 244 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,362 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 08:34 PM) i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big  smh... Last year the football players were having practice and this senior pee'd by the fence everyone saw and his D**k was like this "I----------------------------------------------I" big...maybe...and from then on everyone called him pinny winny... smh...  
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Aug 27 2008, 09:25 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
QUOTE(MissUchiha @ Aug 19 2008, 11:25 PM) i know during band camp and the last competition the guys like rub their dicks on each others mouthpiece (with out them knowing) and the last competition of the year, my friend told me they were making shapes out of their D*** ...yeah somtimes i tihnk tme like those it would be fun to be a guy Hahaha i remember that. boy was steve pissed. QUOTE(Tungster @ Aug 19 2008, 11:34 PM) i tried putting on an Medium size condom, but it was still too big Poor tung. Your going to have to resort to zipblock baggies now huh? |
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Aug 27 2008, 09:30 PM
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 the name's mario Group: Official Member Posts: 1,270 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 656,520 |
wtf ^^zipblock bag
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