What's a good excuse of missing class?, ? |
 Jul 22 2008, 05:31 PM
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what's you good excuse other than I'm sick?
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Jul 22 2008, 05:36 PM
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 asdfghjkl; Group: Official Designer Posts: 1,121 Joined: Jul 2008 Member No: 665,416 |
doctor's appointment/orthodontist?
family emergency? |
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Jul 22 2008, 06:01 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Aside from the ones not mentioned:
Your pet died. A family member is visiting from a foreign country. You need to be out of town for a funeral. etc. I've never used anything else besides the excuse that I am sick, since my parents or boyfriend's parents would call in sick for me. Technically, it's legal ditching.  Oh yea if you have appointments, you might need a doctor's notes. It depends on your school's absence policy. |
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Jul 22 2008, 06:26 PM
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Just tell them you are on your period and you have really bad cramps.
If they start getting shitty with you start to cry (because your period makes you so emotional) and go into a laundry list of things going wrong with your life. Unless they are complete assholes you should get away with it. I never had to go that far though. My principal loved me and I could just skip and tell him "it was a hard day" and he'd let me go on about my business. |
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Jul 22 2008, 06:27 PM
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court
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Jul 22 2008, 06:31 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE(MissFits @ Jul 22 2008, 06:26 PM)  Just tell them you are on your period and you have really bad cramps. If they start getting shitty with you start to cry (because your period makes you so emotional) and go into a laundry list of things going wrong with your life. Unless they are complete assholes you should get away with it. I never had to go that far though. My principal loved me and I could just skip and tell him "it was a hard day" and he'd let me go on about my business. My friend used this excuse all the time. She was a bit more frank about it, though. I had Biology with her and she never wanted to to dissect things so she would tell her teacher she needed to go put a tampon in. We had a guy teacher, so he would never want to hear about it. Tha girl had her period almost every week. |
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Jul 22 2008, 07:37 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
I don't know... saying that someone died seems like bad karma to me.
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Jul 22 2008, 10:21 PM
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 =] Group: Member Posts: 1,910 Joined: Jun 2005 Member No: 156,614 |
Staying in the bathroom...how can you do that?
I'd die from the smell 
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Jul 22 2008, 10:30 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
I just forge a doctor's note.
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Jul 22 2008, 11:41 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jul 22 2008, 04:31 PM) My friend used this excuse all the time. She was a bit more frank about it, though. I had Biology with her and she never wanted to to dissect things so she would tell her teacher she needed to go put a tampon in. We had a guy teacher, so he would never want to hear about it. Tha girl had her period almost every week. lol, i should use that excuse 
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Jul 22 2008, 11:59 PM
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QUOTE(Anarchy @ Jul 22 2008, 07:25 PM) I'd just go with sick. Or a family member died. I use those two the most. Other times, I just ditch class and stay in the bathroom. I befriended the janitors and they would lock the bathroom so no one will find out. omg. me too. x] only the janitors are meanys and if they find me they make me go back to class. i use the period thingy. and orthodontist, dentist, doctor, therapist, other stufffff. |
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Jul 23 2008, 12:15 AM
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 yo yo yiggidy yo. Group: Official Member Posts: 1,606 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 108,591 |
i'd just go with the sick one. you can also say you feel nauseous. the period is always a good one. but for guys, you can say a really bad stomach ache. lol.
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Jul 23 2008, 12:20 AM
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Massive, uncontrollable, unpredictable diarrhea.
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Jul 23 2008, 12:26 AM
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QUOTE(FreshYetDead @ Jul 22 2008, 10:20 PM) Massive, uncontrollable, unpredictable, explosive diarrhea. |
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Jul 23 2008, 02:55 AM
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my gooch hair is on fire
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Jul 23 2008, 03:23 AM
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QUOTE(fredatemespleen @ Jul 23 2008, 12:59 AM) omg. me too. x] only the janitors are meanys and if they find me they make me go back to class. i use the period thingy. and orthodontist, dentist, doctor, therapist, other stufffff. hahah... daTT SUU CHEEZZIi |
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Jul 23 2008, 06:50 AM
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haha the period thing always works
and befriending the janitor is awesome i used to skip class a few times thanks to them w00t! is your school like really big? say you got lost |
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Jul 23 2008, 06:06 PM
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 torn Group: Official Designer Posts: 953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,718 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jul 22 2008, 04:31 PM) Tha girl had her period almost every week. LMAO. Sick. |
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Jul 23 2008, 06:08 PM
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You had a hang over because your becoming a booze hound. LOL!
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Jul 23 2008, 07:53 PM
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here, here, and here Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,301 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 206,103 |
^ nice then i'll get fucked for underaged drinking
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Jul 25 2008, 03:54 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
 QUOTE(aimeesayswhat @ Jul 22 2008, 06:31 PM) what's you good excuse other than I'm sick? AIMEE:EY teech... TEECH:yezz... AIMEE:aimee gitt OWN 2dai... kann aimee gitt offf puh lez.. TEECH:fo sho... |
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Jul 26 2008, 11:09 PM
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 sang loves hayden. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,373 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,687 |
Massive Diarrhea. (Stomach Pains, etc.)
lol. |
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Jul 27 2008, 06:43 PM
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i'll just stick with the " i'm sick " excuse o__o
i rather stay home then going to school and miss class tho ! when i make up excuses to stay home i'd say there's a school trip i'm not going to or i'll just sit in the toilet and make pooping noises for like a half an hour to make myself look sit and not go to skool xD |
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Jul 27 2008, 10:14 PM
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in my school it would work to use an old guidance appointment slip. appointments are made during class and you fill them out, and then the counsillor fills out the time finished and signs it at the bottom. we can just write everything in in pencil and then change the date whenever.
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Jul 28 2008, 01:11 AM
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 omnomnom Group: Member Posts: 1,776 Joined: Jul 2005 Member No: 180,688 |
Eat something that will make your stomach growl, and then throw it up right when you need to avoid something.
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Sep 6 2008, 01:24 PM
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 and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
my friend was late to class one day (she had a nazi attendance teacher) so she pretended to have an injury and hobbled into class on one foot and sat down... the teacher didn't even ask lol
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Sep 6 2008, 01:28 PM
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 poison Group: Official Member Posts: 4,806 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 629,020 |
locker was jammed.
That was actually my real excuse, my locker was shit and someone thought it was cool to scratch out the black on the combination lock so it was hard to see my numbers. So i was tardy a lot because of that and having to pack my backpack for three other classes and throughout the year i got out of a bunch of potential saturday schools. |
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Sep 6 2008, 01:37 PM
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 Amberific. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,913 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,772 |
That's why I liked university. You don't need excuses, just don't show up for class. I did that, especially when I had papers due for other classes XD Although there are limits on how many classes you can miss.
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Sep 6 2008, 02:58 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
I usually just say that I'm having family problems and look away. It works every time.
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Sep 6 2008, 08:45 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
QUOTE(Anarchy @ Jul 22 2008, 08:30 PM) That's why I go AFTER the janitors clean 'em.  Plus, our bathrooms ain't nasty unlike other schools' bathrooms.Haha, mine don't smell bad, but they don't smell good either. I stayed in the bathroom a couple of times to ditch, but only because I didnt wanna do this or that. :PMy other excuses are just I'm sick. Or, if I'm tardy, I'd usually say I couldn't open my locker, or I'm on my period and had to go to the bathroom. xD |
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