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 Jul 15 2008, 09:40 PM
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QUOTE 1. Passive moderators - this type of mod rarely posts on the board in question and will often lurk unseen in the shadows, hiding their online status, until such time as they need to wield their power despite being largely unknown to the community. 2. Vigilantes - actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial, so as to maintain a general atmosphere of stagnation on the board. Most commonly found on specialist fora (e.g. car fora). 3. f**king hopeless - the most dangerous of all, showing precious little awareness of how to do their job. This incompetence often manifests itself in such forms as ensuring that new members are watchfully policed and ruthlessly suppressed by recourse to, amongst other things, the Law of the Post Count (see below). 4. Teh popular ones - These are the mods that were appointed to their positions either by sucking off the administrator or they have n00dz floating somewhere. These are usually 16 year old girls who you often wonder how they balance the life of being a myspace whore and a incompetent mod. Often they don't do anything except be really bitchy to n00bs and post their pictures in the Member's photos thread wanting to be dickfed attention. 5. The RL f****t - These are a rare breed of mod, but every once in a while, an admin takes a liking to these ladyboy traps and decides it's time for a promo. While "Teh popular ones" type of mod thinks she is in control, it's actually the "RL f****t" that proves the most dangerous (and also the most likely to be the resident "drama queen"). Expect them to get in nice and cozy with an admin, and secretly be their personal bitch. We don't want to imply who the real bitch is however, since generally it's the ladyboy that becomes the most "persuasive" when it comes to decision making. If you try to pwn them for their epic failures as a mod, they'll automatically show their faggotry by pulling the gay card. Beware of this, but it's still epic lulz. 6. **ULTRA RARE** The laid back mod - These are the few and proud moderators who were former trolls and decided to balance being a troll and being a good forum user and ended up somehow getting picked to be moderators.They usually don't jump into forum raids right away because a part of them would like to see the epic lulz in action.They usually don't care much about spam and stupid new members and its rare for them to get motivated to ban someone.The admins hate these type of mods and like to often find ways to replace them with more of the types described above. How would you divide the mods, past and present between the above categories? |
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Jul 15 2008, 09:59 PM
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I guess I was an ultra rare, kind of... too lazy to name others.
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Jul 15 2008, 10:14 PM
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QUOTE actively cruise every thread, editing or deleting posts that are vaguely interesting or controversial Wow, funny. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:17 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
QUOTE(NoSex @ Jul 15 2008, 08:14 PM)  Wow, funny. How are you still on staff? |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:25 PM
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 Padfoot Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,084 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,413 |
Which category was I in? :\
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Jul 15 2008, 10:27 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(shadowfax @ Jul 15 2008, 10:25 PM) Which category was I in? :\ i don't think any of them accurately describe you. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:31 PM
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Padfoot Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,084 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 50,413 |
HI JC. :D Where's Toya? :(
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Jul 15 2008, 10:33 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(shadowfax @ Jul 15 2008, 10:31 PM) HI JC. :D Where's Toya? :( hay mona. toya is everywhere but cb :( i talked to her a few hours ago though. she's busy with work and all that stuff. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:40 PM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 10:17 PM) How are you still on staff? I know people; it's a conspiracy of sorts. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Did you suck Jusun's dick or lick someone's clit?
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Jul 15 2008, 10:48 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 11:42 PM) Did you suck Jusun's dick or lick someone's clit?  Dayum this about to get serious. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:49 PM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 10:42 PM) Did you suck Jusun's dick or lick someone's clit? Conspiracy wasn't a euphemism. |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:51 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE(BanDaSnowman @ Jul 15 2008, 10:48 PM) Dayum this about to get serious.   
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Jul 15 2008, 10:56 PM
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QUOTE(NoSex @ Jul 15 2008, 08:49 PM) Conspiracy wasn't a euphemism. Blah blah blahQUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jul 15 2008, 08:51 PM) wtf do have a long white nose |
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Jul 15 2008, 10:56 PM
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I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
don't ask me, ask melissa
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Jul 15 2008, 11:01 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
LMFAO
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Jul 15 2008, 11:18 PM
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 Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
The Elba avatar is brilliant. IMO we need more mods like Nate.
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Jul 15 2008, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Jul 15 2008, 09:18 PM) The Elba avatar is brilliant. IMO we need more mods like Nate. Are you suggesting that James should be like Nate? If so, yea you're right. That way we the lounge would be fun.  QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 08:56 PM) Blah blah blah AHAHHAHA BLABLA! 
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Jul 15 2008, 11:26 PM
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Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jul 15 2008, 11:25 PM) Are you suggesting that James should be like Nate? If so, yea you're right. That way we the lounge would be fun. AHAHHAHA BLABLA! no, I'm suggesting that all the mods should stop modding! yay! no laws! |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:29 PM
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QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Jul 15 2008, 09:18 PM) The Elba avatar is brilliant. IMO we need more mods like Nate. Elba avatar... where?  And actually, you're right. James should be more like Nate.
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Jul 15 2008, 11:31 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(MichelleYue @ Jul 15 2008, 09:26 PM) no, I'm suggesting that all the mods should stop modding! yay! no laws! EXACTLY. >=] Oh man, I feel like when I'm walking down an unknown street, the Elbamobile's going to come by and Elba's going to kidnap me and throw me in the back of her trunk. SHE WOULD DO IT!   I used to be a laid back mod. Then I faded into the abyss. /emo |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:33 PM
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in the reverb chamber. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,022 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 300,308 |
If I had a whip I would crack it.
It would be both forceful and erotic. |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:34 PM
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Elbamobile to the rescue! Damn, I look fattttttttttttt. Hey look, we all used to be COOL mods. |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:46 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
But at least Kathleen and I got to be admins
 Oh man, good times!
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Jul 15 2008, 11:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Psh, so did Trish... HAHAA
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Jul 15 2008, 11:48 PM
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But Trish was sooooo deserving, duh
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Jul 15 2008, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(paperplane @ Jul 15 2008, 09:48 PM) But Trish was sooooo deserving, duh That girl has got some serious issues. |
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Jul 15 2008, 11:53 PM
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Eep. I was only a good mod the first time around.
 The second time was for giggles. I feel so bad about that.  But I would say Kim, Christina and I were good admins! I miss Kim!
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Jul 16 2008, 12:06 AM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Jul 15 2008, 09:47 PM) Psh, so did Trish... HAHAA Obviously that didn't last for very long, just like relationships and occupations. Anyways, yea Kim was cool. :] I miss her, she lives in LA too. I need to visit her too when I go to L.A. :D |
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Jul 16 2008, 12:11 AM
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Someone come visit Georgia, dammit
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Jul 16 2008, 12:13 AM
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feed me your vices Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 154 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,800 |
QUOTE(paperplane @ Jul 15 2008, 10:11 PM) Someone come visit Georgia, dammit Joe and I were actually stuck at the airport in Atlanta during Christmas... Or wait, no, we were stuck here and the stupid airline's main headquarters or whatever is in Atlanta. I thought of you! To tell you the truth, the baby company Joe and I work at has a showroom at AmericasMart. They were just there this weekend for a show... and he plans on bringing at least Joe there the next time (possibly me), so you definitely might get to meet us!  Soon, Nicki!
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Jul 16 2008, 12:17 AM
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Y'all should come to Houston to visit Michelle and myself. We have plenty of housing and places to stay.
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Jul 16 2008, 12:18 AM
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feed me your vices Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 154 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,800 |
QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jul 15 2008, 10:17 PM) Y'all should come to Houston to visit Michelle and myself. We have plenty of housing and places to stay. Do you have plenty prostitutes for us, too? |
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Jul 16 2008, 12:21 AM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 15 2008, 10:18 PM) Do you have plenty prostitutes for us, too? Yea I was wondering about that too. And being the poor ass chinkgook that I am, I will not pay more than $10/hour. That's more than I make an hour from What is there to do over there? I don't mind being there for like 3-5 days. :] EARL'S SANDWICH OR WHATEVER?! |
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Jul 16 2008, 12:27 AM
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Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,020 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 653,768 |
Oh, Earl of Sandwich lul. We have one of those like 3 miles from my house.
Things I can think of in Houston that might appeal to y'all: Galleria Westheimer area in mid-town TONS OF FOOD, we have a bazillion restaurants River Oaks Rice Village / Kirby Area - fun college'ish area Town Center lawlz Our houses Westheimer racing at night CHINA TOWN Universities? Maybe. Oh and we have a shit ton of restaurants, yay. I know y'all don't know what those are, but each one of those places could take up about a half day and not get too boring. Oh yeah, memorial city mall and first colony mall |
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Jul 16 2008, 12:41 AM
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QUOTE(Kathleen @ Jul 16 2008, 01:13 AM) Joe and I were actually stuck at the airport in Atlanta during Christmas... Or wait, no, we were stuck here and the stupid airline's main headquarters or whatever is in Atlanta. I thought of you! To tell you the truth, the baby company Joe and I work at has a showroom at AmericasMart. They were just there this weekend for a show... and he plans on bringing at least Joe there the next time (possibly me), so you definitely might get to meet us! Soon, Nicki!Sweet! That would be so much fuuuuuun!! |
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Jul 16 2008, 12:41 AM
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Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
I hear there is an H&M in Atlanta. If there is an American Apparel, then that seals the deal! har har
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Jul 16 2008, 12:48 AM
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There are there are! We have TWO H&Ms now!!! And I think 3 American Apparels. (And the best part of this is that the H&M that opened first is only 15 minutes away from me.)
One of the the American Apparels is in what's probably the most interesting part of Atlanta, too. |
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Jul 16 2008, 02:24 AM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jul 15 2008, 10:27 PM) CHINA TOWN Oh dude, I SO WANT TO GO!!!!!!!!!!!! Screw all the other crap I just overlooked it and instantly say Chinatown!  I wish there was a Chinatown in San Diego. It just would be cool to have one. :] I'll see what's up. ;]And Rice Village?  Michelle - the tank top I ot for $5 at H&M is so soft. Haha :P |
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Jul 16 2008, 11:27 AM
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 Will write poetry for sex! Group: Member Posts: 1,110 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 600 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Jul 15 2008, 10:21 PM) And being the poor ass chinkgook that I am, Holy crap, "Chinkgook?" That sounds so terrible that I'd want to hang myself if ever slapped with that title. |
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Jul 16 2008, 11:30 AM
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I'd want to hang myself if I could never eat hummus again.
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