Laying down the rules... Options

[Melissa]

So my boyfriend and I have a pretty loving relationship. At the same time, we've laid down some ground rules. These rules aren't meant to be restrictive... just meant to make our relationship last forever!

Rule 1: No girls (for him).
- Rule 1.2: No thinking about girls.
- Rule 1.3: No talking to girls.
- Rule 1.4: No looking at girls.

Rule 2: No boys (for him).
- Rule 2.2: No going out with the guys.
- Rule 2.3: No playing sports with the guys.
- Rule 2.4: No boy's night.
- Rule 2.5: No talking to guys (because that leads to nasty sex thoughts which lead to girl thoughts which goes against rule 1)

Rule 3: No going out (for him).
- Rule 3.2: No going out for groceries
- Rule 3.3: No going out partying/clubbing/bars/etc.
- Rule 3.4: No going outside, period.

Rule 4: No talking to his mother (for him).

Rule 5: No porn (for him).

So I feel that these rules are wayy reasonable, am I right or am I right?

So the other day, he went out to see his family (rule 3), in the process, seeing his mother (rule 4), playing ball with his brothers (rule 2), which probably led to talking about females (rule 1), and he was most likely exposed to his father's stash of porn (rule 5).

So I thought I would hurt him and had sex with my professor.

That should teach that motherf**ker a lesson.

[sixfive]

Way to go! Don't let any male get away with nothing. I would castrate him, too.

[Simba]

dayum

[Sandraaa]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoo! Again, nice target. Hahahahaha!

[MarcelleB]

lmao id break up with my gurl on the spot if i had rules like that

[moninja]

lmao wow. wuddabitch

"Rule 4: No talking to his mother (for him)."
HAHAHA how sad

[Melissa]

^ his mother b bitch, u kno what i say?

[Tung]

Rule 1: No girls (for him).
- Rule 1.2: No thinking about girls.
- Rule 1.3: No talking to girls.
- Rule 1.4: No looking at girls.

WTF?!!! I don't know how I would be able to do this. Girls are the only thing I think about. I also always ignore random guys in public, and faze them out, since I'm always checking out girls rofl. Man you are harsh.

[Kay-]

Rule 6. If he breaks any of the rules, I'd have to spank him.

[Flaunted]

i like how rule 3.2 is so specific.
Why not the groceries?!!!!!!!
I don't want to be doing it all the time.

[LoveToMySilas]

LOL No going outside, period. That poor sucker.

[Insurmountable]

LOL

I love the list, very classy.

[ReggieM]

keep him locked up and put a muzzle on him. it works for me...

[marzipan]

AHAHAHA
I love this. XD

Kudos.

[DoubleJ]

keep him locked up and put a muzzle on him. it works for me...

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[Melissa]

i like how rule 3.2 is so specific.
Why not the groceries?!!!!!!!
I don't want to be doing it all the time.

YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE MEET THEIR TRUE LOVE IN GROCERY STORES???

[lilJdawg]

Your rules suck. If I was a guy, I'd leave immediately. You're pretty much restricting him of being a guy.

[Flaunted]

YOU REALIZE HOW MANY PEOPLE MEET THEIR TRUE LOVE IN GROCERY STORES???

SPECIALLY WHEN HE'S IN THE TAMPON AISLE?
"OH YEAH BABY, LOOK AT THAT FINE ASS REACHING DOWN FOR THOSE SUPERS"
DON'T GO CAPS ON ME :[

[Melissa]

Your rules suck. If I was a guy, I'd leave immediately. You're pretty much restricting him of being a guy.

and was i obviously being incredibly serious in my op?

[Just_Dream]

Why not the groceries?!!!!!!!

Not many men can follow through when it comes to groceries. They might end up also buying a bunch of random shit at grocery stores. Or like, if you asked your man to go to Walmart and ONLY buy things that are on a certain list you made. Suddenly you come back and BAM you find yourself with a new PS3 and his sitting on a couch playing that damn Metal Gear Solid 4. It's like "wtf I said to ONLY buy the stuff on the list. wtf is this junk?!"


omg was the professor hot?! Gimme his number maybe we can 3sum!!!!!!!!!!

[sixfive]

penis in the butt

[superstitious]

Rule 5: No porn (for him)

Deal breaker.

[f00LisH_h3aRt63]

i think that rule #5 should be take off.
it's a known fact that guys watch and have porn.
it's like masturbating, its a part of them. let the man have his porn. rebeccas right that's a deal breaker.

its seems like there isn't much trust..from the what i see in the rules. so what kind of relationship is that? the rules have a good start but reedit them...because they're pretty harsh.

if your relationship is a loving one then you shouldn't need rules like that. =)

[karmakiller]

Damn, your sex must be really good to keep him around with all those rules.

[bumbumx3]

nuh uhh.
wow.



dannnng girl.

[Melissa]

Damn, your sex must be really good to keep him around with all those rules.

dontchya know it ;)

[Amaranthus]

LOL these are probably the rules Oprah gives to Steadman.

[MarcelleB]

LMFAO^

[Melissa]

i think that rule #5 should be take off.
it's a known fact that guys watch and have porn.
it's like masturbating, its a part of them. let the man have his porn. rebeccas right that's a deal breaker.

its seems like there isn't much trust..from the what i see in the rules. so what kind of relationship is that? the rules have a good start but reedit them...because they're pretty harsh.

if your relationship is a loving one then you shouldn't need rules like that. =)

i think it's funny that out of all the ridiculous rules, you pick out Rule 5.

[Just_Dream]

I check my boyfriend's call log, emails, aim logs, facebook, myspace, credit cards, bank accounts, digital cameras, etc.

HE AIN'T GETTING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME KNOWING BECAUSE I AM CLINGYYYYY.

[Melissa]

I check my boyfriend's call log, emails, aim logs, facebook, myspace, credit cards, bank accounts, digital cameras, etc.

HE AIN'T GETTING ANYWHERE WITHOUT ME KNOWING BECAUSE I AM CLINGYYYYY.

OMGZ U DO DAT 2???

[Amaranthus]

Have you tried placing a restraining order against the aforementioned?
Then he'll be able to only love you!

[Just_Dream]

OMGZ U DO DAT 2???

YARLY I DO! HE RAIKU IT!

[f00LisH_h3aRt63]

i think it's funny that out of all the ridiculous rules, you pick out Rule 5.

it is isn't it? but the males need their porn whether its gross or not. because its gross. my bf makes his friend mixes cuz they request it. and he used my hot pink dvd cases that i bought for those dirty movies.

plus, need i say anything about not letting him hang out with others?

the sex must be amazing for you guys to stick together with those rules.

[crazylove4rl]

if u have all these rules, den he would interact with you and only you, and after while he'll get tired of the same old face, so forget these rules

[datass]

its amazing how there's a few one or two taking this topic seriously and giving her advices.

[thatonegirl143]

honestly..i think youre crazy! what if the rules was flipped -n- it was like that with YOU. you couldnt go out or talk to yer dad or talk to yer girls or whatever..thats SO rediculous to me! how old are you?? then you go -n- sleep with yer professor to justify it?? how ya gonna put down all these rules, then cheat on yer man?? immature..im tellin you..

..but at the same time..i couldnt tell if you were bein real or youre just tryna get some laughs cos shoooot..like i said..if its real..yer crazy! if its fake..heLLa funnie! LoL.

[demolished]

there should be no magazines for girls.

[fagget]

honestly..i think youre crazy! what if the rules was flipped -n- it was like that with YOU. you couldnt go out or talk to yer dad or talk to yer girls or whatever..thats SO rediculous to me! how old are you?? then you go -n- sleep with yer professor to justify it?? how ya gonna put down all these rules, then cheat on yer man?? immature..im tellin you..

..but at the same time..i couldnt tell if you were bein real or youre just tryna get some laughs cos shoooot..like i said..if its real..yer crazy! if its fake..heLLa funnie! LoL.

I seriously want to punch you in your vagina until my fist comes out of your mouth.

Nothing violent, though.

[thatonegirl143]

okay and why..justify the rules && what she did..please..if you can change my mind && im not seeing a certain side of thangs..LET ME KNOW! ferReaL!

[fagget]

lIkE ferReAl
You obviously can't see a certain side of "thangs" because you can't tell the original poster was joking.

Next time someone posts a topic that's not serious, I promiz I'll LET YOU KNOW b4 u make an idiot of urzelf! FeRrEaL!

[thatonegirl143]

hahaha..well like i said in my original post..it DID cross my mind that it WAS fake..which i then said it was funnie..but okay..no need to get your panties in a bunch over it..sorry for "looking like an idiot.." and you think that i take things too seriously..yet youre sitting here making a HUGE deal over a post..wow..its JUST createblog..not a life or death sitch..

[Sandraaa]

i think that rule #5 should be take off.
it's a known fact that guys watch and have porn.
it's like masturbating, its a part of them. let the man have his porn. rebeccas right that's a deal breaker.

its seems like there isn't much trust..from the what i see in the rules. so what kind of relationship is that? the rules have a good start but reedit them...because they're pretty harsh.

if your relationship is a loving one then you shouldn't need rules like that. =)

DIZ A JOKE?????????

EDIT// nevermind! I thought this was the last post. Didn't know you realized it already. ><

[fagget]

hahaha..well like i said in my original post..it DID cross my mind that it WAS fake..which i then said it was funnie..but okay..no need to get your panties in a bunch over it..sorry for "looking like an idiot.." and you think that i take things too seriously..yet youre sitting here making a HUGE deal over a post..wow..its JUST createblog..not a life or death sitch..

Apology accepted.

[Melissa]

..not a life or death sitch..

oh, but it really, really is.

[Just_Dream]

oh, but it really, really is.

omg like i was looking at my boyfriend's myspace and this girl was all over him.. e-flirting! Time to delete all his accounts!

[Melissa]

^ send her a virus!

one of dah deadly wunz!