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 Jun 24 2008, 03:56 PM
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OK here are 30 advantages to being a woman. They are pretty funny. It's 30 reasons so don't bother posting if you aren't going to read them. BTW, I got them off a website.
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 10. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 13. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 14. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 15. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 16. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 17. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 18. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 19. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 21. We don't have to memorize Caddyshack or Fletch to fit in. 22. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 23. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 24. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 25. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 26. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 27. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 29. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 30. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. |
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Jun 24 2008, 03:59 PM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
 all very truei like 19, 1, and 4 :D |
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Jun 24 2008, 07:33 PM
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 <(^_^<) DANCE!(>^_^)> Group: Official Member Posts: 1,304 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,621 |
30 is my favorite!
 
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Jun 25 2008, 12:25 AM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
you're good at finding these list huh?
28. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. thats why i keep my shoes fresh =p. |
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Jun 25 2008, 01:02 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Totally agree with #28. That, and what kind of jeans you're wearing.
A quarter of these don't even apply to if you're ugly, though. |
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Jun 25 2008, 01:10 AM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
what do u guys assess =p?
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Jun 25 2008, 01:10 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(Gigi @ Jun 24 2008, 11:02 PM)  A quarter of these don't even apply to if you're ugly, though. Wow Gigi, that's like the meanest thing I've heard you said. I think you're actually meaner than I am. 
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Jun 25 2008, 01:11 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
kind of a stupid list.
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Jun 26 2008, 01:23 AM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Jun 24 2008, 11:10 PM) Wow Gigi, that's like the meanest thing I've heard you said. I think you're actually meaner than I am. I should have said ugly and fat. LOL. Revised for ugly and fat chicks: QUOTE 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. Not if you're fatter than your boyfriend.QUOTE 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. He'd probably just slap you and give you a ticket anyway.QUOTE 7. Taxis stop for us. Not if you're...you get the idea.I'm PMSing, Tung, that's just the way it is. 
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Jun 26 2008, 01:26 AM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
16...what...?
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Jun 26 2008, 01:36 AM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
uhm how sum girls dont shave thier lips hahaha maybe but i think she means your vag.
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Jun 26 2008, 06:29 AM
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QUOTE(ojairus @ Jun 26 2008, 02:36 AM) uhm how sum girls dont shave thier lips hahaha maybe but i think she means your vag. seriously dud. what te f**k is wrong with you. seriuosly who says shit like this: i think she means your vag. --->ew. |
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Jun 26 2008, 06:40 AM
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(′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
^vag? what's wrong with that?
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Jun 26 2008, 07:19 AM
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i think they meant you legs because you can just wear pants. well... at least thats what i do when i get too lazy.
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Jun 26 2008, 12:53 PM
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QUOTE(doughnut @ Jun 26 2008, 07:40 AM) ^vag? what's wrong with that? ojairius=this weirdo is like stalking me. i block him but this crazy fool won't leave me alone. This post has been edited by stephhhx: Jun 26 2008, 12:55 PM |
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Jun 26 2008, 03:54 PM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
seriously? i cant reply to a topic? f**king grow up little girl.
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Jun 27 2008, 12:34 PM
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QUOTE(ojairus @ Jun 26 2008, 04:54 PM) seriously? i cant reply to a topic? f**king grow up little girl. touchy touchy. |
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Jun 27 2008, 01:12 PM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
VAGVAGVAGVAG
QUOTE 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 12. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. Uh, wrong. |
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Jun 27 2008, 01:22 PM
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^How is that wrong.
I never wonder if I'm a lesbian and I hug my friends every time I leave them. |
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Jun 27 2008, 01:51 PM
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 This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
QUOTE(stephhhx @ Jun 24 2008, 03:56 PM) 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. I would never flirt with a tech guy because many of them are idiots and are no more capable of assessing a situation than I am myself.  Seriously though, this one kind of makes me sick because why would you want to flirt with a tech? Have you seen half of them?QUOTE 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. TUXEDO MASK, HELLO QUOTE 8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance. ..... QUOTE 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. I don't think that's an advantage, though, because twice as many people hate you for it. This isn't meant to be mean at all, but Gigi's right in saying that many of these don't apply if you're ugly. =x Entertaining list, though, I at least read the whole thing. :P |
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Jun 27 2008, 04:58 PM
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in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
^ Right? It seems like this list is catered to "hot dumb blondes". I would never act dumb. Or, if I happened to be unintentionally dumb, and someone found it cute, I would just be offended.
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Jun 27 2008, 05:04 PM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
QUOTE touchy touchy. dont touch me! |
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Jun 28 2008, 11:50 PM
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 the bird and the bee sides! Group: Member Posts: 1,697 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 201,280 |
QUOTE There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. You got that right. 
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Jun 29 2008, 10:39 PM
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That's a list I actually laughed at... #20 is definitely my motto. No matter how many times I say I'm an idiot, guys say its adorable.
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Jul 1 2008, 03:38 AM
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QUOTE 20. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. this one is really cute. |
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Jul 1 2008, 03:42 AM
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 Jooleeah <3 Group: Official Designer Posts: 687 Joined: Jun 2008 Member No: 662,481 |
Haha! 19 is really funny.
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Jul 2 2008, 04:21 PM
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this is more ridiculous than funny
62/38 |
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Jul 3 2008, 01:33 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
this made me happy hahaha
thanks :) |
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Jul 3 2008, 04:53 PM
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 torn Group: Official Designer Posts: 953 Joined: Oct 2004 Member No: 55,718 |
QUOTE(libertie @ Jun 27 2008, 11:51 AM) TUXEDO MASK, HELLO Not to mention......... never mind, the list would be too long. |
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Jul 3 2008, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(libertie @ Jun 27 2008, 11:51 AM) TUXEDO MASK, HELLO RIGHT ON. Darien was so hot as Tuxedo Mask. Not so much as Moonlight Knight, though. |
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Jul 5 2008, 05:50 AM
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i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
QUOTE(MissFits @ Jun 27 2008, 01:22 PM) ^How is that wrong. I never wonder if I'm a lesbian and I hug my friends every time I leave them. It's wrong because your mindset does not = other's. Let alone the whole female population. |
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Jul 5 2008, 05:49 PM
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some of these seem to only apply when she sucks dick
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