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post Jun 16 2008, 11:16 PM
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like it doesn't fit in any of her holes i try, she can't swallow it, she can't put it in her vag without extreme pain and forgetting shoving it up her ass

what the f**k do i do, it's really ruining my relationship
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:19 PM
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Thats easy, you titf**k her.
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:24 PM
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she doesn't have boobs yet
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:26 PM
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Thats a bit more complicated then.

Have her stick footballs in there to widen it.
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:28 PM
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wtf i ain't chuckin footballs up her ass
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:34 PM
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Then use your fingers to widen it.
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:37 PM
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AND IF SHE FARTS
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:38 PM
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Have her do it first.
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:41 PM
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come on ovvvvver bb
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:42 PM
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ok i just got her to try to fart and she took a dump on my dick
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:43 PM
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she's illegal
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:43 PM
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DID YOU VIDEOTAPE IT
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:44 PM
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QUOTE(steven @ Jun 17 2008, 12:43 AM) *
she's illegal


no, she has her green card
 
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post Jun 16 2008, 11:47 PM
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Depending on the exact situation, the solution is different. I need pics of the shit on your dick.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:06 AM
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Yeah, dude. Need visual proof. The mods are gay. You'll have to PM it to us. Are you Asian by the way? Just wondering. Most kids are around here.

yeah, dude. Start fisting her. Start with two fingers. Then three. THen four. Then eventually you'll get it.

It sounds to me like your f**king a 3 year old. That's not the case is it?
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:35 AM
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I think its a 4 year old.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:39 AM
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Get another woman/girl.....guy? shifty.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:03 AM
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woow.

lame.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:31 AM
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no wonder it won't fit in her hole
hes screwing a guy!
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:34 AM
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QUOTE(hollisterbabe14 @ Jun 17 2008, 01:31 AM) *
no wonder it won't fit in her hole
hes screwing a guy!

Kry is a she.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:38 AM
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haha my bad
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 01:39 AM
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She is putting her dick in a little girl.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 07:55 AM
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hahahahahahaha this topic is funny and what do u mean krymeariver is a "she" ?

does that mean she is using dildos tongue.gif
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 12:57 PM
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post Jun 17 2008, 06:33 PM
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i can fit that in my ear



CUM f**k ME IFU WNATS
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE(TigerUppercut @ Jun 17 2008, 07:55 AM) *
hahahahahahaha this topic is funny and what do u mean krymeariver is a "she" ?

does that mean she is using dildos tongue.gif

No. She has a shedick. Ask for pics.
 
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post Jun 17 2008, 07:29 PM
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:16 AM
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cut it in 1/4ths
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:44 AM
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QUOTE(XTC @ Jun 17 2008, 02:34 AM) *
Kry is a she.


LESBIANS!?!?! thumbsup.gif
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:59 AM
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QUOTE(Kontroll @ Jun 18 2008, 01:44 AM) *
LESBIANS!?!?! thumbsup.gif

No. She lives in a hentai land. She doesn't have to be a lesbian.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:12 AM
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LESBIANS?
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:16 AM
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LMAO. Try killing yourself.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 08:18 AM
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you people are so f**king sick and immature... most of you... mostly...
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 12:25 PM
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Then gtfo.



Why is this even still open?
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:02 PM
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^^ haha thats what im wondering too
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:13 PM
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tell her to use dildos to widened her vag, change to smallest to biggest size so it would widened.
QUOTE(XTC @ Jun 17 2008, 02:39 AM) *
She is putting her dick in a little girl.


Maybe she is way too young
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 01:55 PM
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This topic is a joke.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:21 PM
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QUOTE(Rachel @ Jun 17 2008, 10:57 AM) *
The Great American Challenge


Oh my gosh I've seen this in person. Freakishly massive. I wonder if anyone can actually do it.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:33 PM
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It makes me lol when I see it in sex shops. Plus, it's mad expensive. I asked an employee if a lot of people bought it, and she says that it sells out.
 
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post Jun 18 2008, 02:53 PM
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But how many of those do you think are bought simply because its so freaking huge? I mean, it would be a hilarious gag gift.
 
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post Jun 20 2009, 11:02 PM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 16 2008, 11:37 PM) *
AND IF SHE FARTS


waft it.

and if you're really having problems.... go into porn.

problem solved.
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 10:50 PM
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i don't think thats possible
if the head of a new born can pass through the vagina, then any dick can
besides the vagina/pussy has the ability to stretch to suite any size of a dick
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 10:52 PM
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QUOTE(iExquisite @ Jun 21 2009, 11:50 PM) *
i don't think thats possible
if the head of a new born can pass through the vagina, then any dick can
besides the vagina/pussy has the ability to stretch to suite any size of a dick


SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF MAH DICK TOO BIG, SHE GOTTA GET A C-SECTION FOR ME TO f*ck HER? LIKE, I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK UP IN HER TUMMY?

SUITE ANY SIZE OF DICK? YOUR VAG GONNA PUT MAH DICK UP IN A HOTEL?
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 11:12 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 21 2009, 11:52 PM) *
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF MAH DICK TOO BIG, SHE GOTTA GET A C-SECTION FOR ME TO f*ck HER? LIKE, I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK UP IN HER TUMMY?

SUITE ANY SIZE OF DICK? YOUR VAG GONNA PUT MAH DICK UP IN A HOTEL?


it won't fit unless you are xtremely xtremely xtremely huge
idk
 
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post Jun 21 2009, 11:17 PM
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post Jun 22 2009, 02:11 AM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 17 2008, 12:37 AM) *
AND IF SHE FARTS


roflllllll ! that was funny. just shove it in and widen it for her. or just use your finger, if she farts then. idk? air freshener?
 
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post Jun 22 2009, 07:33 PM
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QUOTE(kryogenix @ Jun 21 2009, 10:52 PM) *
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF MAH DICK TOO BIG, SHE GOTTA GET A C-SECTION FOR ME TO f*ck HER? LIKE, I GOTTA STICK MAH DICK UP IN HER TUMMY?

SUITE ANY SIZE OF DICK? YOUR VAG GONNA PUT MAH DICK UP IN A HOTEL?

oh my eyes they bleed
 
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post Jun 22 2009, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 17 2008, 12:42 AM) *
ok i just got her to try to fart and she took a dump on my dick


Ur kidding about her takin a dump on
your dick right? i mean u was joking.
Right? mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 23 2009, 11:45 AM
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he is.^
 
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post Jun 23 2009, 05:58 PM
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o_O Make her scream.. and quick pop it in her mouth
 
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QUOTE(KryMeARiver @ Jun 16 2008, 11:42 PM) *
ok i just got her to try to fart and she took a dump on my dick


Ok I think this is the funnies thing I have ever read.. = ))
 
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