Embarrassing Injuries Options

[karmakiller]

Yesterday I was in IMs with my friend when she told me that when she was little she was knocked out by a nut. I guess she was playing outside with her brother and was under a tree when something (a squirrel, I guess) dropped a nut out of the tree. It hit her in the head as she was running and she hit the ground and was knocked out.

So, have any of you had embarressing injuries?

I think one of mine would be when one of my brothers shot me in the knee with a BB gun.

Reason for edit: "Embarrassing" fixed in topic title. - Cristy

[mackenziee]

A goose once bit me in the bum, when I was little.

Not much of an injury though ..

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I smashed my finger with a hammer.

[Gigi]

When I was around 3 or 4, I grabbed a toy gun from my brother's hands (I was a bratty kid), proceeded to run around like a madwoman (madchild?) and I ran straight into a wall, the toy gun jamming into my face. Now I have a thin white scar on my chin.

Moral: don't steal shit from your brother. Karma is a bitch.

[Insurmountable]

^LOL, that sucks.

I can't think of anything really embarrassing that has happened, injury wise.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I've got one for an unregistered friend.

The first time he had an energy drink, he passed out, but it wasn't directly because of the caffeine.

He put a bucket on his head and ran into a wall.

[Joanne]

When I was seven or eight, I was called to do something while a TV show I liked was on. Once I was done whatever I had to do, I ran as fast as I could back to the living room... on my way, I made a sharp turn and my eye hit a stair railing edge. Yeah, I got a black eye from that........

[cupidstunt]

I ran into a coffee table when I was three, chasing after my
cousins. Had to get stitches in my eyebrow.

I jumped off a double seated swing when I was six, and it came back and hit me in the head. I had 32 stitches, inside and out.

Also, on Easter, once, my cousin was trying to open her new bat she had gotten from her mom, and it was wrapped in plastic. So, I put the bat between my legs, plastic in one hand, bat in the other, then pulled really hard. It came back and hit me in the head. I had a huge knot on my forehead the whole day.

Lastly, when I was ten, my cousins and I were on this big dirt pile that was over at my granddads house. We were bored and hitting the dirt with hammers. Then, all of the sudden, my cousin hit me in the head with the hammer, also causing a knot on the back of my head.

[fagget]

When I was in 6th grade, I was getting out of the pool, and hit my vagina on the metal ladder. And it hurt really bad and I started bleeding and went to the emergency room. I now have a sideways vag.


Not really.

[princessxme]

like alla my injeries are embarassing...

once, me and my 2 friends went outside to play babies(we were like 7) and one of my threw leaves at me, but she didnt know that there was a rock in there. andc i started crying. she was like "ur a really good fake crier" and i screamed "its not fake you hit me with a rock" and then she started crying cuz she thought i wouldnt go to her party that was the next day

[cupidstunt]

like alla my injeries are embarassing...

once, me and my 2 friends went outside to play babies(we were like 7) and one of my threw leaves at me, but she didnt know that there was a rock in there. andc i started crying. she was like "ur a really good fake crier" and i screamed "its not fake you hit me with a rock" and then she started crying cuz she thought i wouldnt go to her party that was the next day

LOL.

[Ihate]

A few years back I was skating over at a local park and I went to grind this ledge, ended up falling 3 or 4 feet onto the concrete, and I landed on one finger, broke it into the shape of a 7. Embarrassing part was that I got up and kept skating without realizing I'd hurt myself, took a few minutes until a friend told me my hand looked funny.

[karmakiller]

When I was seven or eight, I was called to do something while a TV show I liked was on. Once I was done whatever I had to do, I ran as fast as I could back to the living room... on my way, I made a sharp turn and my eye hit a stair railing edge. Yeah, I got a black eye from that........

Oh, ouch. You're lucky that you didn't take your eye out!

like alla my injeries are embarassing...

once, me and my 2 friends went outside to play babies(we were like 7) and one of my threw leaves at me, but she didnt know that there was a rock in there. andc i started crying. she was like "ur a really good fake crier" and i screamed "its not fake you hit me with a rock" and then she started crying cuz she thought i wouldnt go to her party that was the next day

That reminds me of when I was little and brothers and I were outside throwing snowballs at each other and my brother picked up a chunk of ice from the driveway and hit me in the temple. In like 5 seconds I had a huge egg bump on the side of my head.

[GunsNRachel]

I was once head banging on my bike when I was with my old best friend. Then I guess I head banged too much and fell of my bike. I still have a HUGE scar on my elbow from where I fell. It was a sick injury.

[mizzkewl06]

one time after school I was at home with my brother, sister & my brother's friend when the phone rang. i remembered i was waiting for a phone call and jumped up and ran down the hall to pick it up. I wasn't wearing any shoes (only socks) and i didn't stop in time and slammed into the little table the phone was on which launched my skinny body into the wall. i somehow sprang my ankle and had bruises on both my shins and knees.

[Gargle]

Hahaha I still feel really stupid about this.
When we first moved into our house in Saint Charles about 7 years ago, we were still bringing in boxes of our stuff...

We had this dolly to move boxes and furniture around..
It looked like fun to ride on xP
Thing is, there were two screws sticking ouut on each side.

So me being well... me, I sat right on them, and then scraped against my butt like CRAZY.
I was like. 6 ok? So i was walking around on my underwear.... X_X

I had a scar on each buttcheek for 4 years....


lmao

[foxx]

Let's see.. lol.

When i was like 2 or 3 [my mom told me] I was jumping around and fell down and hit my head on the railing, then my sister proceeded to push my down the stairs, and i got a bruise on my head and my bum :(

And then when i was around 6-7 I was jumping on my bed and i fell off and hit the wall. ahaha.

[JokeInsideJoke]

when i was three i pulled a full pop can of the dineing room table it hit just below my eye i got 8 stiches and the doctors said if it had hit 1cm higher i would have been blinded in that eye...

[shoryuken]

changg daa ttiittull daa DOUCCHEE innjurrii...

[karmakiller]

Hahaha I still feel really stupid about this.
When we first moved into our house in Saint Charles about 7 years ago, we were still bringing in boxes of our stuff...

We had this dolly to move boxes and furniture around..
It looked like fun to ride on xP
Thing is, there were two screws sticking ouut on each side.

So me being well... me, I sat right on them, and then scraped against my butt like CRAZY.
I was like. 6 ok? So i was walking around on my underwear.... X_X

I had a scar on each buttcheek for 4 years....
lmao

LOL that would be embarraasing, but at least you get to use the excuse that you were young.

[datass]

haha that really sucks for your friend, the way she got knocked out sounds really comical.

i got bruises between my legs from the harness while rock climbing.

[mmhmichelle]

Haha wow,mine aren't that bad but they're still stupid.

I was in pre-k and my bike has training wheels,and I started going down my neighbor's drive way. And I don't know how but I fell off my bike and flew in the air,then my face slid across the cement and I was bleeding all over,then we went inside and my mom made me put a wet paper towel covered in salt on my face.

And then another time me and my brothers were playing on our treadmill,and we were taking turns sitting on the moving mat thing,and it was my turn,and one of my brothers were in front of me and wouldn't get out of the way so I was sitting there waiting,and then the mat started to pull up my shirt and it scratched my whole back and I started bleeding.

[Flaunted]

fell off my bff's bike the first time I came to her house and got a scar on the side of my waist.

I cut my finger from a bread knife trying to cut an apple. it was so deep!

[f00LisH_h3aRt63]

this injury isn't THAT embarrassing but i still get teased for it. apparently i'm a huge ditz.

i sprained my ankle while sleeping.

jackie

[*paperplane*]

I ended up with a large bruise on my arm from spinning around the kitchen to the New Pornographers and then falling into a cabinet door.

[RoyalSwagger]

one time my friend was leaning on a cart with nothing in (which is dumb cuz shes big and the carts empty) and the cart flipped and she ate shit and feel on her stomach with her body spread out. lied on the floor for a few seconds and got up and told everyone sorry LOLOL. then got the cart and used it as a walking tool and walked toward us trying not to limp. the cart was even ours which made it funny as she walked towards us. i was laughing so much i was crying.

[Just_Dream]

^ lul!

And OMG Michelle - wth, you had REALLY DANGEROUS injuries!
Jackie - how did that happen? Did you fall off the bed? :[


I have two really stupid injuries. One time, when I was probably in kindergarten or first grade, I was using my half-sister's really sharp scissors -- you can probably stab someone really hard with the ends of it, and it will pierce all the way through -- to cut one of those really thick stickers. The sticker was silvery and you could say it looked metal-ish, but it was a sticker. I managed to cut threough it, but I cut my other finger in the process, and it started bleeding like crazy! I still have a scar from it, but it's just this tiny white patch on my right index finger (I'm left handed in cutting, so I ended up cutting my right hand!).

Another story is when I was in the shower back in elementary school and I guess I slipped (dunno how that happened!), so fell forward and hit the bathtub faucet. You know how many of the tub faucets have that knob that you pull so that you can use the shower, where it makes it so that water comes out of the shower head instead of the bathtub faucet? Anyways, I fell onto the bathtub faucet and the skin on my leg (a little below my knee) scraped off from the knob, where my leg even pushed the knob down and the bathtub faucet released water. My leg was bleeding pretty bad from such a small cut, so I put this heavy duty band-aid (those tattoo ones!) and no more blood could come out of the bandaid. :D But I still have this scar (it's like a 1.5 inch line) on my leg. =X

But man, those are embarrassing.

[Simba]

Not really that embarrassing, but I feel pretty dang stupid whenever I'm walking around the house and I just randomly jam my pinky toe into the door or wall something and it ends up hurting pretty bad.

[1angel3]

Not really that embarrassing, but I feel pretty dang stupid whenever I'm walking around the house and I just randomly jam my pinky toe into the door or wall something and it ends up hurting pretty bad.

^ I do that a lot too.

I remember when i was younger probably around 6 years old. Me and my friends was playing kick ball in the back yard(not really a yard because I liveed in a apartment at the time but we had a big field, it was everyone's yard) so the yard is basically a big hill, I can't really describe it. So you know how you have to kick the ball and run to first base before someone hit you with it? So yeah, I was running and I fell/slept on the grass on my knees and everyone laugh at me. I cried like a big baby and walked home and came back out.

I still have a bruise from that day. I actually have several bruises from my young childhood on my knees.

[fagget]

Okay, so this just happened a few days ago.

I was taking a shower, and I leaned forward for the shampoo, got back up and hit my head on the towel rack, and fell backwards landing on my back in the bathtub.
I felt stupid and naked. I just laid there while the water kept hitting my face.
It wasn't embarrassing, but it wasn't something I could laugh off without feeling incredibly stupid.

[Just_Dream]

I felt stupid and naked. I just laid there while the water kept hitting my face.

lol I felt stupid and naked as well, but the stinging pain from when I slipped and got hurt in the shower made me tear a little while I sat there. Then I finished showering and put on the band-aid.

[aaayotiffany]

lmao. i can't even count how many times i've walked into something and hurt a body part. there's been my hand, my hip, my toes, my shoulder, my leg, my stomach... i think the only thing that i haven't injured is probably my head. and i've never actually fallen in the shower, but i have slipped and i have sprained my ankle, lol.

[Eww]

When I was 5, I went to go sit on the cough, but for whatever reason, I decided to step onto is (if that makes sense) but I lost my balance fell backwards and hit my elbow on the table.
Then I couldn't move. And then, when I got to the hospital, everything was fine

I felt pretty stupid.

[deactivated]

not much of an injury, but the first time i went to disneyland, i was so excited that i was walking hella awkwardly and i ended up kneeing myself in the chin. i felt retarded. ): i was only 8 though.

[Joanne]

I walk into door frames a lot.

[mmhmichelle]

Hmm,I remember summore now.

One time I was walking out of the bathroom,I was really sleepy and my room is like,5 feet away from the bathroom so I was just walking with my eyes half open. Then I bumped into the door frame and I started bleeding and had a scar on my face for a while. LOL.

And then another time (like 5 years ago) we were biking at camp,and I had this song stuck in my head so I stoof up on my bike and closed my eyes are started singing as loud as I could,and next thing I knew I blacked out and I heard all my friends yelling to me..I was in a ditch and there was blood all over me,and a truck came by to help but it took too long so my friends biked home while I had to walk with my bike -___-

[f00LisH_h3aRt63]

Jackie - how did that happen? Did you fall off the bed? :[

that's the thing. i didn't fall off the bed. i remember waking up and stepping out of bed and my foot was asleep. my boyfriend said that that morning i was sleeping weird like with my foot under one of my legs. lol. i really don't know what happened. lmao.

hi christina!

[The-March-Hare]

Walking the dog this morning, I got my feet tangled in the lead, and fell flat on my face in front of three people on horses. Even the dog gave me a look like 'Dipshit.'

Not my finest moment.

[fagget]

not much of an injury, but the first time i went to disneyland, i was so excited that i was walking hella awkwardly and i ended up kneeing myself in the chin. i felt retarded. ): i was only 8 though.

HAHAHAHAH This one is the best, imo.

[libertie]

I was standing in a parking lot and got hit by a car. It knocked me to the ground and I hit my head, which knocked me unconscious. I woke up in a hospital bed. X(

But just the fact that I must not've been paying attention is pretty embarrassing.

[karmakiller]

I've never been hurt in the shower, thank goodness. I would be embaressed all by myself... and that is the worst kind of emabressment.

I walk into door frames a lot.

There's an inside joke between my friend and I, because in my kitchen we have a box fan and it was sitting on the bench. I was on the phone with my friend and went walking downstairs. I kept telling him to be quiet (because he would probably say something to make me laugh) and I didn't want to wake anyone up. I went walking into the kitchen and ran into the fan. It went crashing down and the dog came running and barking.

[libertie]

The door frames thing.. I actually do that a lot, too. I'll be walking somewhere and you just hear a loud crash. "I'M OKAY I JUST RAN INTO THE WALL."

[membrthetimewthe...]

A few years back me and my sister were attacking each other and running around the kitchen table. I threw a chair at her, then tried to chase her in socks...
I was fuming pissed, trying to catch up to her and instead, slipped and fell on my face. I tried to get up, but then slipped and fell again. My mom and sister started to crack up, so i cried and shrieked in frustration...

The fight was about a pencil.

[JokeInsideJoke]

i was talking to my friend on the phone once and i was walking into my room and i hit the light switch. i fell to the floor and i was cussing and i was close to tears. i was black and blue for a week. and now my friend tells everyone "she walks into light switches!"

oh, and then there was that time that i ran into my bedroom wall at 5:30 in the morning and broke my toe. and then walked around the house for a half hour, not knowing it was bleeding. i had to sit out in gym for a week, and everyone was asking what was wrong. yeah. thats pretty embarrassing.

[mmhmichelle]

I stuck my head in between the bars of my cousin's staircase when I was little and my head got stuck.


My aunt had to pull me out.

[ReggieM]

i was trying to cut my fingernails with a pair of sharp scissors and managed to cut my nails as well as a peice of my index finger. i always have to lie to people where i got the scar from because i doubt people cut thier nails with scissors.

[prakharmaheshwar...]

Dropped the hammer on my leg last week...
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[superstitious]

I nearly severed my left index finger hurrying out of a public restroom because I didn't want anyone to smell that I had just pooed.

[Joanne]

^ I LOL'd

[ReggieM]

^ i heard her lol

[brooklyneast05]

i was trying to cut my fingernails with a pair of sharp scissors and managed to cut my nails as well as a peice of my index finger. i always have to lie to people where i got the scar from because i doubt people cut thier nails with scissors.

it's cuz ur straight h00d

[ReggieM]

i guess so.or maybe i just had no access to nail clippers.

[JokeInsideJoke]

^ i wish i heard her lol

but then i heard me do it so it is all better

[datass]

i walked into a light pole once while holding a johnny depp poster.

[Kn1ghtDreamer]

I once was holding this cat which I thought was nice at my cousins house.

then out of no where the thing just flipped out and bite my lip clawiing at my face I remember slinging it into a ditch lol.

But it hurt like crap not too much damage on me but more pain.

[Joanne]

i walked into a light pole once while holding a johnny depp poster.

I probably would have too... being distracted by his beauty and all.

[Sandraaa]

I nearly severed my left index finger hurrying out of a public restroom because I didn't want anyone to smell that I had just pooed.

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Rebs! hahahahahahahhahahahaha.

[mizzkewl06]

while holding my one year old baby cousin i reached across the dinner table for his bobo and knocked over a bowl full of fruit which included a very heavy plastic pineapple that rolled off the table and onto my foot. i now have a big cut on my right foot that hurts like hell.

[Sprague]

The only embarrassing injuries I've had were when I broke my toe (it was a wtf kind of thing o_O) and then my friends' dogs bite me when I try to be nice to them. D:

[Ihate]

When I was skating the other day I landed a really clean high pop big-flip, roll away...step off my board and start walking to this wall where a bunch of the guys sit and I roll my ankle just walking. I felt so damn stupid!

[Serendipity]

This fat kid 'ran over' me in 8th grade and dislocated my shoulder.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I sat on one of my testicles not too long ago. It was worse than getting caught in the zipper.


And bump.

[fredatemespleen]

1. I sliced part of my finger off with a dog food can.
2. I shot myself in the leg with a staple gun 4 times.
3. I broke my toe trying to kick a ball but i missed and kicked a wall.

and 4. I was messing around in a grocery store and was waddling around and started running around with my feet turned way around and i tripped cause im really clumbsy. So it turned out my knee cap was dislocated and ligament/cartiladge tore and stuff. I'm pigeon-toed so by turing my feet around like that it was making my knees almost go a complete circle, or so my physical therapist said.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

I sat on one of my testicles not too long ago. It was worse than getting caught in the zipper.
And bump.

I just did it again. It f**king hurts.

[SJalways]

I recently skinned my knee sliding on some grass.

I once gave myself a black eye with my own knee. I bruised my knee too.

I almost broke my toe walking into a door jam.

I have a scar on my finger from fighting over a knitting needle with a friend. I got cut by the blunt end.

But those pale in comparison to how I broke my foot. I fell off my shoe (it was only a 2" heel). It's a talent.

[Tramatize]

You might be a dumbass if...

I recently skinned my knee sliding on some grass.

I once gave myself a black eye with my own knee. I bruised my knee too.

I almost broke my toe walking into a door jam.

I have a scar on my finger from fighting over a knitting needle with a friend. I got cut by the blunt end.

But those pale in comparison to how I broke my foot. I fell off my shoe (it was only a 2" heel). It's a talent.

1. I sliced part of my finger off with a dog food can.
2. I shot myself in the leg with a staple gun 4 times.
3. I broke my toe trying to kick a ball but i missed and kicked a wall.

and 4. I was messing around in a grocery store and was waddling around and started running around with my feet turned way around and i tripped cause im really clumbsy. So it turned out my knee cap was dislocated and ligament/cartiladge tore and stuff. I'm pigeon-toed so by turing my feet around like that it was making my knees almost go a complete circle, or so my physical therapist said.

No offence

[Joanne]

When I was in grade 3, I had this really bad habit of rocking back on my chair. One day, while the teacher was reading a book to us aloud, I tipped wayyyyy back... and fell over. I started crying really hard while everyone else ran over to see if I was okay.

My teacher gave a huge lecture about rocking on chairs after that.

[SJalways]

Oh! I just remembered another great story.

One day I was in the school office to do something, and on the way out I opened the door right into my head. I had this huge red line on my face.

But the story doesn't end there. I laughed that off, walked to my locker... And opened the locker door into my face, same place. Some of my friends had been there for both and wouldn't quit laughing at me. It was pretty funny - in an "Oh my god I'm such a dumb-ass" kinda way.

[Vyrrei]

Fell down at school in the hallway right onto a f**king thumbtack, and it stabbed me in one of my boobs, hurt like shit and I had a blood stain on my shirt right 'there' the whole day.


Yeah...