When did my life turn in to late night Hollyoaks? Options

[The-March-Hare]

OK. The names in this story are falsified, as many of my friends do not come off well here, and would probably not really apprecaite this if they ever discovered it, but hell, it's kind of too good not to tell, and envolves too many people not to use names, or it just won't make sense.

SO.

Yesterday was the last day of the exam period, and basically the entire university went out into town to party and blow off some steam. My friends and I planned on going out to a couple of bars, have some fun, whatever. My friend Lauren's ex-boyfriend, who she hasn't seen in person for about 5 years but has spoken to on MSN and stuff is up in Nottingham staying with his cousin, and they ended up coming over and going out with us, so we were getting drunk at this girl Vicki's, and got a cab into town about midnight, got to the bar, kept drinking, we're all a little bit far gone by this point.

Eventually we move on to somewhere else, and when that closes, we're thinking about moving on to a casino, so we walk up the road, and when we're outside, it turns out I'm the only one who's actually a member, but it's free to join, so I let everyone else start registering and head on in. Allie and Vicki get in and go to the bathroom or whatever, and then i'm waiting for the others for forever, so I go back to the lobby, and see that Rob, Lauren's ex, is having a fight with the bouncer, and his cousin Mark ad my friend Jake are having to restrain him while he tries to have another go at him, with Lauren shrieking like a banshee at everyone and their dog to calm down. Eventualy they all get thrown out, so I follow, and Rob has reached the stage of drunkenness when he has decided to weep briefly while complaining about the bouncer and refusing to move on.

There is a taxi rank right outside, so I tell Mark and Jake to get in a taxi and take Rob and Lauren home, as I can go back in and get the girls and follow on. However, Jake, being not so sober himself, somehow comes to the conclusion that allowing me to go back into the casino myself would in fact cause more danger than allowing Rob to continue on his rampage. SO we argue for about five minutes while Rob yells at passers-by, Mark restrains him occasionally, and Lauren goes into complete hysterics and starts sobbing on my shoulder. Eventually some of our friends walk by on their way home, so we put Lauren in a taxi with them, and are left outside.

By this point, we've walked round the corner to find a place for Jake to pee, and the police end up pulling up saying they've had reports of a disturbance outside the casino, and take Rob into the van and put him under arrest. He doesn't know anyone in the area, so I got ahold of one of the cops and gave them my number for him to call when things got sorted out so he could tell us where the hell he got to, but Jake decides it would be appropriate to try and talk the police out of arresting Rob, who at this point is having a complete spaz-out at the cops in the van. Mark and I decide to intervene, as it appears Jake is in danger of joining Rob in the van, and somehow, we end up with both of them free, at which point I discover that none of us have any money, and so we head off to get some cash out to get a taxi home, completely forgetting Allie and Vicki, and then, a second police van drives past, and Rob decides that it's a good idea to flag them down and demand to make a formal complaint about the behaviour of the FIRST set of cops.

Basically, this ends with Mark having to give a false ID number of the van to the officer at whom Rob was bellowing in order to placate the latter, while I quietly explain to his partner that it had been a long night, very sorry, going home now, you know, general 'please do not arrest this person again as it will most definitely be tiresome for all concerned and we're taking him home anyway,' type stuff.

Get the taxi home, it's now about 5 in the morning, and the buses haven't started yet for Mark to take Rob to the train station and send him far far away, so we take him to my room, where he promptly passes out on my bed. I'm like, whatever, at least he's not causing hassle this way, and I call Lauren to tell her it's OK, blah blah blah, and she asks where Allie and Vicki are, so Jake and I are like, shit, we forgot, but Jake has left his phone and cigarettes at Vicki's, so I walk round to her building, which is like, next to mine, and yell up to her window to throw stuff down to me, and when she answers her and and Allie are up there with two randomers they've brought back from the casino. She throws down the cigarettes, and I go back to mine, and being slightly drunk myself decide to have a MASSIVE argument with Jake about how shittily he dealt with the police.

So we go at it for about half an hour, then end up having a deep meaningful discussion about the meaning of life or whatever, and start drinking some more. We go back into my room (having been in the lobby of my building)and Mark has fallen asleep as well. We realize that Rob can get to the station by this time, but for the life of us we can't wake them up, so we call Lauren to come over and try, her solution being to bang two pots together loudly and sing obnoxious songs. SO they eventually get up, we get Rob on the bus with Mark, and they leave my life for the forseeable future. At this point, Jake is demanding his phone, and so I end up calling Vicki to wake her up so we can go and get it, and it turns out that she has answered the phone during sex with one of the random casino men, and so I hang up, and we wonder what happened to Allie, so we go to her's to get some of Lauren's stuff, because she and Jake live in the same building, so he could let us in. Her door is slightly open, so Lauren taps on the door and sticks her head in, withdrawing it quickly on discovery that she is asleep with the second of the randomers. We're all jus tpretty whatever at this point, and so Jake heads to bed, and I walk Lauren to hers. Halfway back, we realize that it is about 8 by this point, and SHIT ALLIE'S MOTHER IS ARRIVING AT 9 AND ALLIE IS IN BED WITH A RANDOM GUY. We decide that this is amusing and not to wake her, so yeah, all to bed.

I get a phone call at 3 this afternoon waking me up, it's Vicki asking me if she came the window naked last night, and that she is extremely sore downstairs, and can't remember what she did in what position, those being her exact terms. I asked if she knew what happened with the whole Allie debacle, but she didn't, so I still have that to look forward to.

ANyway, the point of this, other than being amusing, is have you ever experienced something that at the time was a really unpleasant general experience, but in retrospect was f**king hilariously funny and entertaining? I love drama.

[sixfive]

This should be moved to humor. Why is this in the lounge? Or maybe writing.

[Tung]

[Melissa]

Well, there was one time when I got incredibly drunk with some friends and went down to our dorm's basement, found a huge butcher knife, then ran out to Broadway with no shoes, wielding my knife, and pretending to be James Bond. It was really scary at the time, because there were a few cops who passed me and slowed down and I thought they were going to kill me, so I hid behind a telephone booth. People who were walking by looked at me strangely and - I didn't know it at the time - but a few of my friends were discreetly following me (even though they were just as drunk as I was). I realized they were following me when I saw one of my friends duck behind a building, so I went ultra-James Bond and practiced my incredible stalking skills and hid behind the trash bins and cars along the street.

And then after that was all finished, my friends wrestled the knife away from me and threw it out. :(

[Joss-eh-lime]

why is the story so long?
whats hollyoaks?

[*paperplane*]

I miss you.

[shoryuken]

OK. The names in this story are falsified, as many of my friends do not come off well here, and would probably not really apprecaite this if they ever discovered it, but hell, it's kind of too good not to tell, and envolves too many people not to use names, or it just won't make sense.

SO.

Yesterday was the last day of the exam period, and basically the entire university went out into town to party and blow off some steam. My friends and I planned on going out to a couple of bars, have some fun, whatever. My friend Lauren's ex-boyfriend, who she hasn't seen in person for about 5 years but has spoken to on MSN and stuff is up in Nottingham staying with his cousin, and they ended up coming over and going out with us, so we were getting drunk at this girl Vicki's, and got a cab into town about midnight, got to the bar, kept drinking, we're all a little bit far gone by this point.

Eventually we move on to somewhere else, and when that closes, we're thinking about moving on to a casino, so we walk up the road, and when we're outside, it turns out I'm the only one who's actually a member, but it's free to join, so I let everyone else start registering and head on in. Allie and Vicki get in and go to the bathroom or whatever, and then i'm waiting for the others for forever, so I go back to the lobby, and see that Rob, Lauren's ex, is having a fight with the bouncer, and his cousin Mark ad my friend Jake are having to restrain him while he tries to have another go at him, with Lauren shrieking like a banshee at everyone and their dog to calm down. Eventualy they all get thrown out, so I follow, and Rob has reached the stage of drunkenness when he has decided to weep briefly while complaining about the bouncer and refusing to move on.

There is a taxi rank right outside, so I tell Mark and Jake to get in a taxi and take Rob and Lauren home, as I can go back in and get the girls and follow on. However, Jake, being not so sober himself, somehow comes to the conclusion that allowing me to go back into the casino myself would in fact cause more danger than allowing Rob to continue on his rampage. SO we argue for about five minutes while Rob yells at passers-by, Mark restrains him occasionally, and Lauren goes into complete hysterics and starts sobbing on my shoulder. Eventually some of our friends walk by on their way home, so we put Lauren in a taxi with them, and are left outside.

By this point, we've walked round the corner to find a place for Jake to pee, and the police end up pulling up saying they've had reports of a disturbance outside the casino, and take Rob into the van and put him under arrest. He doesn't know anyone in the area, so I got ahold of one of the cops and gave them my number for him to call when things got sorted out so he could tell us where the hell he got to, but Jake decides it would be appropriate to try and talk the police out of arresting Rob, who at this point is having a complete spaz-out at the cops in the van. Mark and I decide to intervene, as it appears Jake is in danger of joining Rob in the van, and somehow, we end up with both of them free, at which point I discover that none of us have any money, and so we head off to get some cash out to get a taxi home, completely forgetting Allie and Vicki, and then, a second police van drives past, and Rob decides that it's a good idea to flag them down and demand to make a formal complaint about the behaviour of the FIRST set of cops.

Basically, this ends with Mark having to give a false ID number of the van to the officer at whom Rob was bellowing in order to placate the latter, while I quietly explain to his partner that it had been a long night, very sorry, going home now, you know, general 'please do not arrest this person again as it will most definitely be tiresome for all concerned and we're taking him home anyway,' type stuff.

Get the taxi home, it's now about 5 in the morning, and the buses haven't started yet for Mark to take Rob to the train station and send him far far away, so we take him to my room, where he promptly passes out on my bed. I'm like, whatever, at least he's not causing hassle this way, and I call Lauren to tell her it's OK, blah blah blah, and she asks where Allie and Vicki are, so Jake and I are like, shit, we forgot, but Jake has left his phone and cigarettes at Vicki's, so I walk round to her building, which is like, next to mine, and yell up to her window to throw stuff down to me, and when she answers her and and Allie are up there with two randomers they've brought back from the casino. She throws down the cigarettes, and I go back to mine, and being slightly drunk myself decide to have a MASSIVE argument with Jake about how shittily he dealt with the police.

So we go at it for about half an hour, then end up having a deep meaningful discussion about the meaning of life or whatever, and start drinking some more. We go back into my room (having been in the lobby of my building)and Mark has fallen asleep as well. We realize that Rob can get to the station by this time, but for the life of us we can't wake them up, so we call Lauren to come over and try, her solution being to bang two pots together loudly and sing obnoxious songs. SO they eventually get up, we get Rob on the bus with Mark, and they leave my life for the forseeable future. At this point, Jake is demanding his phone, and so I end up calling Vicki to wake her up so we can go and get it, and it turns out that she has answered the phone during sex with one of the random casino men, and so I hang up, and we wonder what happened to Allie, so we go to her's to get some of Lauren's stuff, because she and Jake live in the same building, so he could let us in. Her door is slightly open, so Lauren taps on the door and sticks her head in, withdrawing it quickly on discovery that she is asleep with the second of the randomers. We're all jus tpretty whatever at this point, and so Jake heads to bed, and I walk Lauren to hers. Halfway back, we realize that it is about 8 by this point, and SHIT ALLIE'S MOTHER IS ARRIVING AT 9 AND ALLIE IS IN BED WITH A RANDOM GUY. We decide that this is amusing and not to wake her, so yeah, all to bed.

I get a phone call at 3 this afternoon waking me up, it's Vicki asking me if she came the window naked last night, and that she is extremely sore downstairs, and can't remember what she did in what position, those being her exact terms. I asked if she knew what happened with the whole Allie debacle, but she didn't, so I still have that to look forward to.

ANyway, the point of this, other than being amusing, is have you ever experienced something that at the time was a really unpleasant general experience, but in retrospect was f**king hilariously funny and entertaining? I love drama.

datt watt kidd lykee u duu... duu dumm shiett n gitt truublee... ..

nextt timee... telll u budddii no talkk bakk da copp douccheebaggzz..

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HAHAHAHAH...

watcchuu talkkk boutt williss..

Reason for edit: Remove photo tags, please - J

[rnicron]

Thank you.

[sixfive]

This should be in the VIP lounge.

[rnicron]

If only I were cool enough to brag about my drunken nights...every single time I posted.

[sixfive]

Should be in the VIP lounge, though.

[rnicron]

That's true.

-Topic Moved-

[sixfive]

I still think this should be in the VIP lounge.

[The-March-Hare]

Why? It asks an actual question for people to answer if they so wish; it has a degree of purpose, which is what The Lounge is for.

Oh, and Jocelyn, Hollyoaks is a soap opera/teen drama type thing.

[imnoxonesmemory]

ahahahahaahhaha i've never ever had anything that funny in my life.
the funniest drunk moments i've had.
my ex-boyfriend came to another country to visit me. he stayed at my house.
during this time i liked a guy i go to school with
and my best friend, my ex and this guy decided to go to the mall.

my best friend and my ex hit off really well they had lots in common.
so the guy decided the two of us should go check out some movies whilst the other two smoke.
so we do.

then it's about 10pm we decide we wana go clubbing.
head down to the clubs.
get totally shit faced.
suddenly the next thing i know my best friend is shouting at me for being selfish, and shouting at the guy i like for being inconsiderate.

whilst i see my ex in the corner punching a wall.

uh oh. big trouble. so we had to leave

so, the two guys end up coming back to my place.
and having to sleep in the same room.
that was funniest as they were about to kill each other.
to top it all off, my ex was sober, me and the other guy were still raelly drunk.
and we nearly did it whilst my ex was in the same room.

found it pretty funny when my ex told me what happened.
i was so drunk, i couldn't piece it all together.

[fagget]

I've never had those crazy experiences, but there was one time when some of my friends graduated and we had a big ass barbeque in one of their backyards. And some of them got piss drunk and there was random brawls everywhere. And computer chairs were taken out onto the road and they were just "rolling?" around with traffic. And it was just random event happening one after the other. And then somehow there was someone with a gun (unloaded) and it scared the crap out of everyone who threatened to shoot. The next morning I woke up with my cellphone in the washing machine. Useless after that, of course.

Yeah, it's not near as exciting as your story, but it's something.

[sixfive]

Why? It asks an actual question for people to answer if they so wish; it has a degree of purpose, which is what The Lounge is for.

Oh, and Jocelyn, Hollyoaks is a soap opera/teen drama type thing.

So even on the spam things, or stories and such, so long as it asks a question it's not going to be moved? Good to know.

[karmakiller]

Sorry, I didn't read the last 4 paragraphs. Is that where the good stuff is? Hah, I started to read it, scrolled down and decided not to finish it.

[shoryuken]

So even on the spam things, or stories and such, so long as it asks a question it's not going to be moved? Good to know.

...

Sorry, I didn't read the last 4 paragraphs. Is that where the good stuff is? Hah, I started to read it, scrolled down and decided not to finish it.

WTF... lol...

[The-March-Hare]

So even on the spam things, or stories and such, so long as it asks a question it's not going to be moved? Good to know.

Essentially, if I can see that there is a purpose to the topic, I won't move it. As has always been my position on such matters.

[sixfive]

Well what if you can't see the purpose, but it's blatantly obvious to everyone else?

[The-March-Hare]

Then, as has always been the case, you're free to PM me or another member of staff to discuss the matter.

[sixfive]

Why not give a time to explain oneself via pm or in the thread in question?

[Be-Faithful]

I realy tried to read everything but it's in english

[Tung]

Then, as has always been the case, you're free to PM me or another member of staff to discuss the matter.