MOI got pulled over by the COPS!!, FOR... |
 May 4 2008, 11:35 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
moi was driving home from work... i was halfway to m@i house...and this fagg@t cop came out of nowhere in the dark alley...out of nowhere, this fagg@t pops out with his siren on and sh$t. I pulled over and the mofo said he pulled me over because of the PURPLE NEON LIGHTS i got...
F@g:i pulled you over because you got purple neon lights...dat's illegal... Me:moi been driving from work using this car and most of the cops i see don't say anythin... F@g:well, that's them, and i'm not them.... Me:Ok.. F@g:i'm gonna give you a 5 day notice to change dem headlights...if you don't i'll give you 2 citations. Me:ok... Is there ANY WAY FOR ME TO WIN IN COURT..? I WANT TO BRING THIS MOFO DOWN!!! i know all i have to do is change the headlights to neon white, but fu-k that,,,,,!! I JUST WANT TO GET HIS @SS OWN FOR MY ENTERTAINMENT!! ANY TIPS?? 
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May 4 2008, 11:37 PM
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 sleep now, moon Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,540 Joined: May 2007 Member No: 526,212 |
tear gas. lots of it.
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May 4 2008, 11:38 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
oh. i thought that you'd get pulled over for indecent exposure.
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May 4 2008, 11:43 PM
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 durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
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 Dumb ricer.But seriously, a fix-it ticket is like, $10. You're going to go to court for $10? You won't win in court because they're not going to even consider letting you appeal. Just take that crap out and put your stock crap back in your 1990 civic. |
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May 4 2008, 11:45 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
moi dunn gott 10 dollaszz...moi hatee phuckkein fagg..!!
..anyy mo advicee..? |
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May 4 2008, 11:48 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
Ask your mom for $10.
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May 4 2008, 11:53 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
..my mommaa melenaa hatee mee..me noo got momma dat lyke me no mo..
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May 4 2008, 11:54 PM
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 Sarcastic Mr. Know-It-All Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,089 Joined: Dec 2003 Member No: 29 |
haha you f****t with purple lights how does it feel to rep the barney crew n*gga oh snap skeet skeet
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May 4 2008, 11:58 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ moii dun carree boutt what color...moii lyke it sexxy back wit purplee..now GTFO my face.!!!
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May 5 2008, 12:10 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,645 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,975 |
Is your mom's name Melena or Marlene?
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May 5 2008, 12:12 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ moii have twoo mom'ss...moi mom twinn and deey incesst and get married..and dey moi adoptted me..moi mom dat hatee mee namee melena...and otha mom namee marlenee. she hatee me too...
now quitt spamming...git back onnn topic..moi don'tt wantt dat marchh hairy ballzsack too movee dis too vip longue..so git bak on topic.. wat else should moi do too diss f****t polieccee..?
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May 5 2008, 12:17 AM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ May 4 2008, 10:12 PM)  wat else should moi do too diss f****t polieccee..? RACE HIM! Ricer style. Or go drifting with him and hope he falls off the mountain? |
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May 5 2008, 12:21 AM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ ya ya..butt wutt if policee say noo..moi don't wantt to race..so wut can i do..??
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May 5 2008, 12:26 AM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ May 4 2008, 10:21 PM) ^ ya ya..butt wutt if policee say noo..moi don't wantt to race..so wut can i do..?? Just rev your engine. It'll work. It worked in Family guy. |
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May 5 2008, 01:53 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
lol
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May 5 2008, 03:04 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 282 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,342 |
try giving the cop head, since thats your thing tung.
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May 5 2008, 03:12 PM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
Ive never seen anyone get in trouble for having those color headlights.
I got a friend who has them in lime green and no one says anything. |
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Jul 29 2008, 05:08 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
moi hav 2 payy $500...and 10 weekz driveenn skoooll...
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Jul 29 2008, 08:51 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 5,166 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 585,858 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Jul 29 2008, 06:08 PM) moi hav 2 payy $500...and 10 weekz driveenn skoooll... yuu fukenn gaayy tungg.. fukenn makk upp lamee shieett noww.. 
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Jul 30 2008, 07:47 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 354 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 652,769 |
Not enough smileys bro.
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Jul 30 2008, 08:03 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
Suck him off.
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Jul 30 2008, 08:05 PM
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 Drank wit your boy Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 |
The only way you can win is take it to court and hope the cop doesn't show up. Otherwise if he does he'll have the city to rep him. So even if the cop is in the wrong he will win.
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