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 Apr 13 2008, 05:51 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593  |
i been holding on for 20 minutes now, and i can't take it much longer. i need to release this poop soon. the bathroom is beeing occupy by one of my roommates who is showering. dude takes 40 min shower like a f**ken girl, and says i'm not clean because i take 15 min showers. unbelievable. ughhh, my poop is about to come out
 do you hate waiting to use the bathroom? |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:01 PM
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 Vae Victis Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
 Now stop posting tripe. |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:10 PM
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take a shit outside and stop crying -.-
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Apr 13 2008, 06:15 PM
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 drama is so intising i might just bite a mothaf**ka like tyson Group: Member Posts: 266 Joined: Mar 2008 Member No: 636,361 |
QUOTE dude takes 40 min shower like a f**ken girl Hey, hey dont hate on our 40 minute showers. you know you love it.  QUOTE 
Reason for edit: img tags -karmakiller
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Apr 13 2008, 06:16 PM
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 i'll fvck you til you luv me fagget Group: Official Member Posts: 2,152 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 428,884 |
When I have to take a shit. I have to take a shit. Whoever the f**k is in the bathroom taking their time making themselves look pretty, IT'S NOT GOING TO WORK. You've been in there long enough, if you don't look good yet, you're never going to look good, so get out of the bathroom and let my a-hole rest.
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Apr 13 2008, 06:18 PM
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 kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
wow. what a waste of a thread.
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Apr 13 2008, 06:21 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Haha. I only hate it when I have to pee really bad, but have to wait until class is over.
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Apr 13 2008, 06:22 PM
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Tung... it's time to get into an 2/2 apartment. 2 rooms and 2 full bathrooms... you sick bastard.
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Apr 13 2008, 06:22 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 13 2008, 04:18 PM)  wow. what a waste of a thread. wow what a waste of post. QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 13 2008, 04:22 PM) Tung... it's time to get into an 2/2 apartment. 2 rooms and 2 full bathrooms... you sick bastard. it's a 2/1.5 apartment haha. there's two showers and two sinks, but only one toilet. amazing >_> |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:39 PM
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QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 13 2008, 06:18 PM) wow. what a waste of a thread. What a waste of a member account. |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:41 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 07:22 PM) wow what a waste of post. it's a 2/1.5 apartment haha. there's two showers and two sinks, but only one toilet. amazing >_> eeeek... |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:45 PM
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In our suite (2 doubles, 1 bathroom, so it's four girls to one bathroom), we usually keep the bathroom door open when we take showers so other people can come in and use the sinks/bathrooms.
Idk, a lot of the female suites do this, but then the males freak out about being in a bathroom with another guy. |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:49 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
That's because that goes on the list of.."You know you're gay, if you.." list.
No way do another guy does his thing on the toilet, while the other guy is in the shower, just 2 feet away. Wild homo. |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:53 PM
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QUOTE(heartquasm @ Apr 13 2008, 07:45 PM) In our suite (2 doubles, 1 bathroom, so it's four girls to one bathroom), we usually keep the bathroom door open when we take showers so other people can come in and use the sinks/bathrooms. Idk, a lot of the female suites do this, but then the males freak out about being in a bathroom with another guy. As long as the shower curtain is stoppin another guy from seeing my naked ass body, I don't care. Unless he's plannin to take a shit while I'm showerin, then we have problems. |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:57 PM
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 awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Apr 13 2008, 07:39 PM) What a waste of a member account. Ouch! Anyway, I went on this travel thing with a choir I'm in and we had to stay at people's houses. And I refuse to sit on anyone's toilet but my own. So I basically waited it out for a day 'til I got home. Haha. |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:57 PM
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;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
It takes a real man to be comfortable enough with his sexuality to be able to understand that when nature comes calling, the guy in the shower 2 ft away is merely an obstacle to be overcome.
 QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 13 2008, 07:53 PM) As long as the shower curtain is stoppin another guy from seeing my naked ass body, I don't care. Unless he's plannin to take a shit while I'm showerin, then we have problems. lol |
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Apr 13 2008, 06:59 PM
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QUOTE(heartquasm @ Apr 13 2008, 04:57 PM) lol. It takes a real man to be comfortable enough with his sexuality to be able to understand that when nature comes calling the guy in the shower 2 ft away is merely an obstacle to be overcome. No, not just that. But it's rude to take a shit while being in the same bathroom while another guy is showering. How would the person in the shower feels, while he's washing his hair, and all of a sudden, he smells shit. Disgusting. |
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Apr 13 2008, 07:01 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 07:59 PM) No, not just that. But it's rude to take a shit while being in the same bathroom while another guy is showering. How would the person in the shower feels, while he's washing his hair, and all of a sudden, he smells shit. Disgusting. Seriously... plus I purposely buy good smelling (fructis) body wash and shampoo/conditioner so I can smell so so fresh. Last thing I need is the smell of shit-death while takin a shower. |
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Apr 13 2008, 07:01 PM
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 i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
one time i slept in someones garage apartment after a party and the next morning i woke up and the house door was locked (they forgot that like four of us where in the garage sleeping). and there was nowhere to get in, so i had to get dressed and drive to a gas station to take a poo.
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Apr 13 2008, 07:02 PM
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;) Group: Duplicate Posts: 2,374 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,760 |
Yeah, I guess that's true. I don't have a problem with people peeing while I'm in the shower, but if it was number 2...
I wouldn't be happy. =/ |
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Apr 13 2008, 07:02 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Apr 13 2008, 08:01 PM) one time i slept in someones garage apartment after a party and the next morning i woke up and the house door was locked (they forgot that like four of us where in the garage sleeping). and there was nowhere to get in, so i had to get dressed and drive to a gas station to take a poo. You should have shat on their lawn.
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Apr 13 2008, 07:02 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
yeah especially because they cant flush while you're in the shower or you'd get scorched.
edit// lol tama, i have huge reservations about getting grass anywhere near my vag or a-hole. |
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Apr 13 2008, 07:21 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Apr 13 2008, 08:02 PM) yeah especially because they cant flush while you're in the shower or you'd get scorched. edit// lol tama, i have huge reservations about getting grass anywhere near my vag or a-hole. What if you were stranded on an island and you just finished takin a crap. Do you use your hand... or a banana leaf? 
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Apr 13 2008, 07:22 PM
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Seaweed, or tree branch.
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Apr 13 2008, 07:22 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 08:22 PM) Seaweed, or tree branch. Even better!  Wait... if I was stranded on an island, I'd just go into the ocean and wipe my ass with my own hand... nvm, I failed to make a point 
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Apr 13 2008, 07:56 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
i make it a point not to get standed on any islands.
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Apr 13 2008, 07:57 PM
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 13 2008, 05:22 PM) Even better! Wait... if I was stranded on an island, I'd just go into the ocean and wipe my ass with my own hand... nvm, I failed to make a point wouldn't the salt water make your ass rashy? 
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Apr 13 2008, 08:00 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 08:57 PM) wouldn't the salt water make your ass rashy? <,< I don't think so... salt water is actually a good thing, other than tryin to drink it. Hey man, we gotta stay on topic, pandora gave me a verbal warning cuz I made a post where I wasn't allowed to post it seems. |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:03 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Well, we are sort of semi-on topic, as we are still talking about the act of a number two.
Hmm, interesting that salt water is good for your ass. I know salt is used for cleaning though. As when I go on the beach swimming, and get out after 1-2 hours, my jewelry I'm wearing are shiny like hell. And a verbal warning doesn't really mean anything rofl. If it's not an actual warning. |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 09:03 PM) Well, we are sort of semi-on topic, as we are still talking about the act of a number two. Hmm, interesting that salt water is good for your ass. I know salt is used for cleaning though. As when I go on the beach swimming, and get out after 1-2 hours, my jewelry I'm wearing are shiny like hell. And a verbal warning doesn't really mean anything rofl. If it's not an actual warning. Yeah if you ever have a cut or infection, go to the beach and swim for a couple hours. It'll look a lot better the very next day. |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:05 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
Honestly, I don't know why people get so ass hurt over a verbal warning. At least we're giving you some slack... mods never get cut any slack from the members.
And yes this is on topic, because you're still talking about poop. Isn't seaweed kind of slimey? Or do you use it after it's already dried up on the sand? In which case, wouldn't there be sand all up in it? |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:07 PM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
QUOTE(Spencer @ Apr 13 2008, 07:39 PM) What a waste of a member account. Awe createblog wouldn't be the same with Tung. anyway I only hate it when I have to go number 1 really really bad. AGH, I hate long trips, or planes. I can't use the bathroom on a plane, it irks me. >_> I just can't see them being that clean >_> |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:09 PM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Apr 13 2008, 06:07 PM) Awe createblog wouldn't be the same with Tung. LOL. Spencer was talking about Emberfly, not me Holly lol.
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Apr 13 2008, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(Insurmountable @ Apr 13 2008, 09:07 PM) Awe createblog wouldn't be the same with Tung. anyway I only hate it when I have to go number 1 really really bad. AGH, I hate long trips, or planes. I can't use the bathroom on a plane, it irks me. >_> I just can't see them being that clean >_> I would love to use the bathroom of a plane durin mid flight. I'd purposely drink some sort of colon cleanser before the plane took off... and I'd shit in there shittin my brains out durin mid flight, in hopes that they would accidently open the shaft and let all the liquid poop land on someone's property lol Imagine how much fun takin a shit would be then? :X |
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Apr 13 2008, 08:12 PM
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Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 13 2008, 09:09 PM) LOL. Spencer was talking about Emberfly, not me Holly lol. Oh, hah I should have paid more attention. I didn't think Emberfly had enough guts to say something like that to you. xD QUOTE I would love to use the bathroom of a plane durin mid flight. I'd purposely drink some sort of colon cleanser before the plane took off... and I'd shit in there shittin my brains out durin mid flight, in hopes that they would accidently open the shaft and let all the liquid poop land on someone's property lol Imagine how much fun takin a shit would be then? :X lolol, well I still wouldn't do that. As funny as that may sound and disgusting I still would never use the bathroom on a plane. |
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Apr 14 2008, 12:08 PM
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If you hold it, it will be harder to push out later.
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Apr 14 2008, 09:03 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
^ EWWWW.
I hate it when people take a dump in a public restroom... or like they're sick in public and you have to hear it. It just sends chills down my spine. |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:08 PM
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 This thread is hilarious.Is your roomate still in the shower? |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:11 PM
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I remember once I held it in for a week because I couldn't go. The poop was too big. Until finally, I shot out a poop the size of a baseball, and had at least six different colors come out after that. It hurt like hell. ._.
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Apr 14 2008, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE(Reconditee @ Apr 14 2008, 09:11 PM) I remember once I held it in for a week because I couldn't go. The poop was too big. Until finally, I shot out a poop the size of a baseball, and had at least six different colors come out after that. It hurt like hell. ._. *dies of laughter* That sucks. One time, I was forced to take a dump outside. In the Philipines, I hate their nasty beach toilets. If any of you guys have been forced to use one, you'll know why. |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:34 PM
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QUOTE(IzzyGrace @ Apr 14 2008, 07:13 PM) *dies of laughter* That sucks. One time, I was forced to take a dump outside. In the Philipines, I hate their nasty beach toilets. If any of you guys have been forced to use one, you'll know why. I'm glad my pain amuses you :( Any toilet in the Philippines is nasty, whuchu talking 'bout? o_O |
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Apr 14 2008, 09:41 PM
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kthxbai Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,832 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 621,203 |
QUOTE(Reconditee @ Apr 14 2008, 09:11 PM) I remember once I held it in for a week because I couldn't go. The poop was too big. Until finally, I shot out a poop the size of a baseball, and had at least six different colors come out after that. It hurt like hell. ._. oh my god. I think I just threw up a little bit. |
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Apr 14 2008, 10:00 PM
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QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 14 2008, 10:41 PM) oh my god. I think I just threw up a little bit. Same. My mouth smells now... |
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Apr 14 2008, 10:03 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
 I'm reporting you for making a nasty post that made me puke in my mouth a bit.
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Apr 14 2008, 10:04 PM
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QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 14 2008, 08:03 PM) I'm reporting you for making a nasty post that made me puke in my mouth a bit.Rofl. xD That's what I'm here for.
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