Asians are trying to kill us!, WHY? :-( Options

[bat19]

Not only have there been the recent reports of lead in child playthings and dog food, but think on all the years that chinese food has given you the runs, or how Bruce Lee killed Chuck Norris at the end of Return of the Dragon. This was just foreshadowing people (white people).
The hard fact is that the Asian conspiracy started over a hundred years ago, when every asian still wore gi's and karate belts, back in the days when someone gained a black belt through years of experience, instead of paying money for two years and then being congratulated with the first degree black belt and a coupon for Chuck e Cheeses. No, Im talking dragons flying over tokyo and Godzilla and Confucious fortune cookies, those days.
Asia was invaded by the western enemy. After we basically called them fags for dressing gay and using swords next to our shotguns and uzis and bloods vs crypts (Can I get a Wha' wha'! Can I get a whoo whoo').
It was then that the head of the shaigen dogo in tokyo, china devised a hundred years plan for the demise of the americas. First and foremost, they needed us to attack them. So the chinese bomb our pearl harbor, and we bomb the wrong country.
So the Asians got mad at us and killed Chuck Norris, then they took up space in many mini-malls and food courts and developed the Chinese Connection...of food restaurants, which they laced with radiation, and which is the true cause for glaucoma, alzheimers, and athletes foot.
If America is to survive, we need to stop these sons of bitches right now! I'm sick of putting my kids on these MADE IN CHINA playgrounds and watching their hair fall out. Theres nothing more disgusting than a balding 8 year old. f**k!! I propose a social ban on all Asians in America, that means no chinese food, no sushi, no massages, no housecleaning, no corner stores, no computer maintenance, no math, and no more mother FUCKING ANIME!!!!! Thanks for listening

[illriginal]

Maybe we shouldn't bomb the shit out of foreign countries?

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Agreed. We should also ban penises.

[tokyo-rose]

Racism is a no-no when posting topics.

And by the way, anime didn't originate in China.