How to Be Annoying Online Options

[Heathasm]

1. Make up fake acronyms. Online veterans like to use abbreviations like IMHO (in my humble opinion) or RTFM (read the f**king manual) to show that they're "hep" to the lingo. Make up your own that don't stand for anything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse to explain what they stand for ("You don't know that? RTFM").

2. WRITE YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON'T USE RETURNS SO THAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE. ALSO USE A LOT OF !!!!! TO SHOW THAT YOU'RE EXCITED ABOUT BEING HERE!

3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.

4. Software and files offered online are often "compressed" so that they won't take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compression program and compress everything you send, including one-word e-mail responses like "Thanks."

5. Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give them names like "SexyHousewivesI," then see how many people download it. Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-ons.

6. cc: all your e-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet.

7. Join a discussion group and tie whatever's being discussed back to an unrelated central theme. For instance, if you're in a discussion of gun control, respond to every message with the observation that those genetically superior tomatoes seem to have played an important role. Within days, all discussion of gun control will have ceased as people write you threatening messages and instruct others to ignore you.

for me "imho" - "in my honest opinion" or "impo" - "in my personal opinion"

1, 2, and 7 are ones from personal experience.

LULZ. ARE YOU ANNOYING, ONLINE?

[missnh]

Brilliant.

I think I can be. :P

[Teesa]

hahaa, i can be..because i have definitely used lots of !!! as stated in number 2.

what i also find extremely irritating is one word responses mentioned in number 4, like 'fail'-though i know a lot of people use it, it's just sounds so unbelievably dumb imho

[waccoon]

Heather is the internet annoyance guru. :P

[Heathasm]

idawtc tbqhwitchu

[*paperplane*]

6. cc: all your e-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so that he can keep track of what's happening on the Internet.

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[libertie]

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

..Actual comment, I think anything that might be considered annoying in any way by anyone has a 95% chance of being awesome.

[Heathasm]

..Actual comment, I think anything that might be considered annoying in any way by anyone has a 95% chance of being awesome.

the other 5% is epic fail

[markmejia]

#4 is great. XD Haha, that was an awesome read.

[lkajsfklajskds]

lmao. this is hilarious!
i dont think ive done any of um besides 1. both me and my friends started using acronyms in a chat filled with illiterate people. we pretended we knew what we were talking about but we had no idea =P
how much you wanna bet the other people looked the acronyms up in urban dictionary?

[hypnotique]

ii LiiKE THiiS TYPE.THANX

[xoxoxx]

nvm

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[lkajsfklajskds]

^i was looking for a face but couldnt find one..

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nvm, you got rid of it

[xoxoxx]

doesn't work well..

[Melie]

interesting...

[tokyo-rose]

You forgot the classic 1337-speak.

[JokeInsideJoke]

LMAO. I LIKE ONE AND SIX THE MOST! HEHE

[tokyo-rose]

LMAO. I LIKE ONE AND SIX THE MOST! HEHE

Oh, and also add in "typing in an unnecessarily large font size" and "using a smiley that doesn't fit the message."

[JokeInsideJoke]

^ you knew what i was doing *shock* !!!

[hypnotique]

nvm

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Kewl How long did it take you to do this?

[libertie]

Diana is the queen of internet obliviousness. <33

[TaintedSakura]

WHTZ WRNG WIT TYPNZ LYK THIZ? lol yea kinda of annoying I guess...

[hypnotique]

Diana is the queen of internet obliviousness. <33

Yeah <#33

[Just_Dream]

Kewl How long did it take you to do this?

D00de he soo copypasta'd that!!!




Man I'm always trying to guess those damn acronyms. The first one sounds fun :P

[JokeInsideJoke]

twfh

[foxx]

TISFCLOL

ASMSM!
LI.

[lkajsfklajskds]

Oh, and also add in "typing in an unnecessarily large font size" and "using a smiley that doesn't fit the message."

lmao

[foxx]

ASM!LI!TITSLAL

[xoxoxx]

Kewl How long did it take you to do this?

3 seconds because I used google

[Heathasm]

onud!

[markmejia]

idgi :]

[vintage-toile]

so basically. trying a bit too hard :D

[superstitious]

3CPOR2D2

[The-March-Hare]

None of those are as annoying as those genetically superior tomatoes. I mean RTHK?

[shoryuken]

that eazyy

u gotta be like me.. sexyy n just sexy..

[tokyo-rose]

that eazyy

u gotta be like me.. sexyy n just sexy..

You wish.

"Emulate nquack."

[JokeInsideJoke]

idg any of these vvs

[Melie]

idg any of these vvs

mn

[JokeInsideJoke]

wak

[hypnotique]

Lawllazers

Sorry i know i killed it.

[foxx]

Witslalic.

[Melie]

BOW CHICA BOW BOW!

[Eww]

Or you could just like completely ignore what people are saying and just be like "YOMAMA :D"
And be like ooberly repetitive.

[JokeInsideJoke]

tifh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[heyo-captain-jac...]

You forgot the classic 1337-speak.

Y3Ah, L33t. l33t 1Z K3wL. 1 L0v3 l33T. l0s3rZ D0'NT Sp3aK l33t.

I had to use a translator. http://www.jayssite.com/stuff/l33t/l33t_translator.html

[lkajsfklajskds]

^lmfao

pssh, us cool l33t'ers dont need translator

[heyo-captain-jac...]

^lmfao

pssh, us cool l33t'ers dont need translator

l33t kinda sucks slightly in a way. Apparently "l33t" is in my computer's spell check crap.

[emberfly]

3. When replying to your mail, correct everyone's grammar and spelling and point out their typos, but don't otherwise respond to the content of their messages. when they respond testily to your "creative criticism," do it again. Continue until they go away.

oh my god. I do this constantly. rofl XD