USELESS, what is? |
 Mar 10 2008, 08:52 PM
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ok I have to say, testicles are USELESS to me. They get itchy and sticky when it's hot and they are really useless. Sure they provide the generation of my sperm, but do I need children 24/7!? NO! I'll only need it once or twice in my lifetime. So you say, sperm does not always fertilize the egg. Well, I say, if we didn't produce so much sperm in a day maybe we could have stronger ones that ALWAYS fertilize.
what is one thing you find USELESS? lol I can't believe I posted this. |
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Mar 10 2008, 08:54 PM
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 isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
well you'd need testicles if you had sex all the time. otherwise you'd run out of the spermies...
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Mar 10 2008, 08:57 PM
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 i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
if you didn't have balls you wouldnt have much of a libido, i'd wager.
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Mar 10 2008, 09:01 PM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
you're useless.
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Mar 10 2008, 09:06 PM
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isn't that a good thing then...
and why would you need sperm EVERY time. too many babies. |
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Mar 10 2008, 09:10 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
do you know what a libido is?
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Mar 10 2008, 09:12 PM
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yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
NO SEX FOR U
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Mar 10 2008, 09:15 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
Lol
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Mar 10 2008, 09:15 PM
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isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
2 User(s) are reading this topic (0 Guests and 0 Anonymous Users) 2 Members: doiink, Reidar *waits |
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Mar 10 2008, 09:19 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
no but I looked it up in a dictionary.
libido: sexual urge? |
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Mar 10 2008, 09:21 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Banned Posts: 1,039 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,810 |
your testicles aren't the main sperm creators. you can live without your testicles and still produce sperm.
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Mar 10 2008, 09:22 PM
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Lance Armstrong = Uniballer
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Mar 10 2008, 09:23 PM
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 Tick tock, Bill Group: Administrator Posts: 8,764 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 333,948 |
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Mar 10 2008, 09:25 PM
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thanks for that.
but still if we don't need testicles for sperm, aren't they even more useless. |
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Mar 10 2008, 09:26 PM
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QUOTE(sharpnotflat @ Mar 10 2008, 10:25 PM)  thanks for that. but still if we don't need testicles for sperm, aren't they even more useless. cut it off first and we'll see what happens. |
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Mar 10 2008, 09:26 PM
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i might be wrong, but im sure the testicles produce a certain amount of testosterone. so, you kinda need it.
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Mar 10 2008, 09:29 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
QUOTE(monster @ Mar 10 2008, 07:26 PM) i might be wrong, but im sure the testicles produce a certain amount of testosterone. so, you kinda need it. hence libido. sean if you'd rather be a female, i'm sure that can be arranged with your friendly neighborhood plastic surgeon (or butcher). |
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Mar 10 2008, 09:31 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
sean, haven't talk to you in like 3 months..and this is how you become without guidance of eddie little?
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Mar 10 2008, 09:34 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
who's in your avatar, tung?
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Mar 10 2008, 09:35 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
erika sawajiri, back off my woman!
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Mar 10 2008, 09:38 PM
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yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
I thought you were more into japanese porn stars.
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Mar 10 2008, 09:40 PM
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isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
^ the little kids on that site he showed us? LOL
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Mar 10 2008, 09:50 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
That site isn't a porn site. Do you know what the definition of porn is? Anyways, no, I'm not into Japanese porn stars. I'm more into Asian Models with either acting or musical talent. Such as Leah Dizon, Rainie Yang, Misa Campo, Michelle Branch, etc.
Anyways, one could actually live without any testicle, but it's been reported that men who either been castrated or had a vasectomy, lost their sex drive. So I agree with what Trish said on libido. You can argue that testosterone is needed, but it's not like Sean plays any sports, or is going to get laid, or do anything manly. He's better off at a nail salon. |
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Mar 10 2008, 10:00 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
wait so without balls you can't get hard?
and so you can't have babies? |
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Mar 10 2008, 10:43 PM
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GD. <3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,222 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 198,566 |
QUOTE(sharpnotflat @ Mar 10 2008, 07:00 PM) wait so without balls you can't get hard? and so you can't have babies? Look up the word libido. It'll clear up A LOT of things for you. 
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Mar 11 2008, 12:48 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Mar 10 2008, 07:50 PM) You can argue that testosterone is needed, but it's not like Sean plays any sports, or is going to get laid, or do anything manly. He's better off at a nail salon. HONNAYY... YOU LIKE KRYTO GELLL?! |
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Mar 11 2008, 12:52 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
I do agree that it gets annoying in there. Though we need that sack of cum.
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Mar 11 2008, 01:16 AM
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Trish - That video is the best. Especially cause thats a lot like my nail place hahaha.
 And um...when I read the topic opener all I could do was laugh, hehe... And one of my godamn classes! I DO NOT CARE ABOUT CIRCUITS AND ARDUINO. |
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Mar 11 2008, 03:44 AM
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I cherish my man-parts. I might not have the biggest bat, but I'm a slugger.
 My supporting cast is crucial to maximum productivity.
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Mar 11 2008, 04:44 AM
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Those toys that come in crackers at Christmas. Useless.
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Mar 11 2008, 07:02 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
Put on a pair of Under Armour boxer jocks, they keep them from sticking to your legs.
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Mar 11 2008, 07:50 PM
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Topic opener made me laugh so hard
And... Those calenders you get about a month before christmas and you open a small box each day of the calender. And the chocolate inside them is pretty useless too. |
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Mar 11 2008, 07:55 PM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
aww i like advent calendars.
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Mar 11 2008, 08:02 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Mar 11 2008, 04:44 AM) I cherish my man-parts. I might not have the biggest bat, but I'm a slugger. My supporting cast is crucial to maximum productivity.This made me laugh lmao! I think that powder works for the non sticking! |
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Mar 11 2008, 08:14 PM
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 I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
QUOTE(Steven @ Mar 10 2008, 10:22 PM) Lance Armstrong = Uniballer  i never thought of him like that...actualy ive never truly thought about him 
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Mar 11 2008, 08:15 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Mar 11 2008, 07:55 PM) aww i like advent calendars. i would like them more if the chocolate didnt suck  or maybe its just cause we get the cheap ones  haha
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Mar 11 2008, 08:17 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
slippers.....why do you need them when you have socks??????? they just make me trip
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Mar 11 2008, 08:19 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
Hey, I like my ugg slippers!
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Mar 11 2008, 08:20 PM
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QUOTE(JokeInsideJoke @ Mar 11 2008, 08:17 PM) slippers.....why do you need them when you have socks??????? they just make me trip what about slipper socks? those are like 2 in 1 and theyre amazing 
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Mar 11 2008, 08:22 PM
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The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
They have things like that?
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Mar 11 2008, 08:22 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
to carolannexbh........ yeah, those should stay
 and yeah, J, they do... i have like 6 pair... i keep geting them for xmas |
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Mar 11 2008, 08:27 PM
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Ahah I have a pair of black ones that I got from target for like 2 bucks. They were on sale. Best thing I've ever gotten from that place
The only thing that bothers me is the stupid suction cup things on the bottom (if you guys know what im talking about?) Anytime I wear them people are like "Oh! Can I feel them?" ahah they're super soft.
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Mar 11 2008, 08:32 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
yeah the suction cups are useless
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Mar 12 2008, 01:28 AM
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freeline skates and ripstiks are useless.
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Mar 12 2008, 02:27 AM
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MS Paint. Pretty darn useless.
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Mar 12 2008, 04:58 AM
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does anyone use outlook for windows.
i don't even get how to. |
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Mar 12 2008, 05:17 AM
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i did your boyfriend Group: Official Designer Posts: 3,335 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,071 |
yes. outlook is awesome. but entourage for mac is even more awesome.
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Mar 12 2008, 05:58 AM
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^_^ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,141 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 91,466 |
Internet Explorer is pretty f**king useless.
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Mar 12 2008, 06:33 AM
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QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Mar 10 2008, 07:50 PM) Michelle Branch, etc. Michelle Branch is part Asian? I never knew that! Wow I learn something new every day. She's HAWT with a HAWT VOICE. Anyways, EY remember Tom Green's lyrics: "love your balls, squeeze your balls, so you don't get cancer!" Okay yea maybe that's random but I just wanted to say it once, since everyone's forgotten about him. D: Wow this thread got sidetracked... lol EDIT - TITS ARE USELESS! They get itchy and sticky when it's hot, bounce when we run, and they are really useless. Sure they provide breast milk to infants, but if you're not breast-feeding a child(ren) 24/7 or you don't have children, what's the point of them? HMM?! I'll never need it, EVER, in my lifetime. So you say, a child does not always need to be breast-fed. Well, I say, if there's milk formula that provides the same nutrients, women don't need TITS because the milk formula will ALWAYS provide nutrients for the babies! lol I can't believe I posted this!!!!1111oneoneone. |
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Mar 12 2008, 11:25 AM
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NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
^Indonesian
QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Mar 12 2008, 05:58 AM) Internet Explorer is pretty f**king useless. It helps me explore the intranets.
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Mar 12 2008, 11:26 AM
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Stupid posts made by people who don't seem to think before they submit.
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Mar 12 2008, 01:26 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
^ lmao you know I just jaykayz.
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Mar 12 2008, 01:28 PM
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QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 12 2008, 04:33 AM) Michelle Branch is part Asian? I never knew that! Wow I learn something new every day. She's HAWT with a HAWT VOICE. Yeah she's part Indonesian. I been an obsessed fan of here for 8 years now. 
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Mar 12 2008, 01:54 PM
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durian Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,124 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,860 |
QUOTE(tungmyBANANA @ Mar 12 2008, 11:28 AM) Yeah she's part Indonesian. I been an obsessed fan of here for 8 years now. I haven't heard songs from her in a while. Recommend me any new ones? 
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Mar 12 2008, 03:35 PM
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Microshit Windows and their softwares.
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Mar 12 2008, 04:51 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
mrs. packman..... why do you need mr. and mrs. ??????
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Mar 12 2008, 04:55 PM
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NO WAI! R u Srs? Group: Member Posts: 1,264 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,094 |
QUOTE(Just_Dream @ Mar 12 2008, 01:54 PM) I haven't heard songs from her in a while. Recommend me any new ones? She joined up with whatsherface and made "The Wreckers" Check their stuff out. |
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Mar 12 2008, 05:01 PM
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QUOTE(Sumiaki @ Mar 12 2008, 02:55 PM) She joined up with whatsherface and made "The Wreckers" Check their stuff out. That whatsherface is Jessica Harp, so show some damn respect. I recommend listening to The Wreckers, if you're a Michelle Branch fanatic, but if you were only a fan of her solo music, you might not enjoy The Wreckers. The Wreckers is more country than rock/alternative. The last I've heard of The Wreckers, is that they were putting this band on a hiatus (August 2007), and pursuing with their solo careers. Michelle is on the process of recording a new album, and it's going to be releasing this coming summer. (Can't wait  ) Her latest song would be back in 2005, featuring the great maestro Santana, "I'm Feeling You" Great song! I recommend it. |
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Mar 12 2008, 05:12 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 631 Joined: Feb 2008 Member No: 619,081 |
Geometry. Who needs to learn it
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Mar 12 2008, 05:25 PM
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QUOTE(carolannexbh @ Mar 12 2008, 06:12 PM) Geometry. Who needs to learn it ? So useless.Any math taught beyond elementary school. |
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Mar 12 2008, 05:26 PM
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I just like to smile, smiling's my favorite :-) Group: Official Member Posts: 3,008 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 601,399 |
QUOTE(austinoutloud @ Mar 12 2008, 06:25 PM) Any math taught beyond elementary school. math should just go die |
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Mar 12 2008, 06:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,450 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 98,407 |
history to an extent.
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Mar 12 2008, 06:50 PM
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QUOTE(sharpnotflat @ Mar 12 2008, 07:47 PM) history to an extent. nowai... if history was abolished.. I'd be just as stupid as 85% of this world. 
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Mar 12 2008, 07:29 PM
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 hello : ) Group: Official Member Posts: 4,227 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,139 |
QUOTE(Synesthesia @ Mar 12 2008, 10:26 AM) Stupid posts made by people who don't seem to think before they submit. Haha, I agree!!QUOTE(JokeInsideJoke @ Mar 12 2008, 04:26 PM) math should just go die Math is actually NOT useless =) I'm sure you haven't even really taken any challenging math courses anyway.
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Mar 12 2008, 07:39 PM
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QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Mar 12 2008, 04:50 PM) nowai... if history was abolished.. I'd be just as stupid as 85% of this world. I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or not. Stupid as in lacking information or lacking common sense? Why don't we study books that help us gain common sense, it would be quicker!
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