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Jun 24 2004, 01:13 AM
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![]() scream my lungs out ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,578 |
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally typed the wrong e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read: To : My Loving Wife Subject : I've Reached Date : 16 May 2004 I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now, and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was. P.S. It is damn hot down here !!! |
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Jun 24 2004, 01:50 AM
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![]() N.CARTER ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL..i've heard this one before. hahas dam!
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Jun 24 2004, 02:04 AM
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![]() :hammer: ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,849 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,700 |
Lol yeah.. I've heard that one before too :D It was where he was on a trip.. and yeah. Hahhaa.. funnies :D
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Jun 24 2004, 04:13 AM
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![]() Nerd w// a jacket ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 379 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,782 |
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Jun 24 2004, 11:15 AM
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![]() Look its... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
oh my goodness i feel so sorry for the old lady lol.
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Jun 24 2004, 02:22 PM
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short one ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 469 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,284 |
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Jun 24 2004, 03:07 PM
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![]() Dark Lord of McCandless ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,226 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,761 |
I LOVE IT!!
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Jun 25 2004, 04:45 AM
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![]() What the fack. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
I feel sorry for the widow..
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Jun 26 2004, 03:30 PM
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i heard this one before, but it's great! ^_^
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Jun 26 2004, 03:35 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 348 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,385 |
Is that a real story?? That would be insane...
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Jun 26 2004, 07:29 PM
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-nicollette- ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,309 |
lol...i feel bad for the widow tho...
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Jun 26 2004, 08:40 PM
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![]() Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
I've heard this si many times but it's just so freaking funny.
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Jun 26 2004, 09:18 PM
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lmao.
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Jun 28 2004, 03:06 PM
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![]() I <3 Kirby ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 652 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,421 |
That hilarious! lol
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Jun 28 2004, 05:30 PM
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hahh
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Jun 28 2004, 08:13 PM
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
hahaha. good one, she is going to die tommorow too.
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Jun 28 2004, 10:59 PM
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
haha omg thats realli funni
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Jun 29 2004, 07:50 AM
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thats cute. poor woman
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Jun 29 2004, 12:23 PM
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lol good one.
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Jun 29 2004, 12:27 PM
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LMAO ahh thats funny
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Jun 29 2004, 03:25 PM
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funny!
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Jun 29 2004, 07:15 PM
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tag! you're it! ;D ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
omqq LOL !
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Jun 29 2004, 07:17 PM
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![]() i`m in love & always will be ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
LMAO! haha that was really funny.. gotta tell that one to my friends
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Jun 30 2004, 12:01 PM
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![]() hello. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,105 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,600 |
ha ha das mad funny imagine if it reallie did happen
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