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THE FUNNIEST JOKE IN THE WORLD, apparently.
austinoutloud
post Feb 17 2008, 03:20 PM
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This is the funniest joke in the world, apparently.
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/TECH/science/.../joke.funniest/


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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
 
 
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MissHygienic
post Feb 17 2008, 03:24 PM
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Nerds.
 
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post Feb 17 2008, 03:31 PM
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I was prepared for something that would make me literally LOL.
You've disappointed me =[
 
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post Feb 17 2008, 03:33 PM
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HAHA AUSTIN.

i laughed.


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post Feb 17 2008, 03:43 PM
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Ew, that's bad.
 
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post Feb 17 2008, 03:47 PM
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Haha! At least Janette thought it was funny...here is the runner-up.

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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson were going camping. They pitched their tent under the stars and went to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes woke Watson up and said: “Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you see.”

Watson replied: “I see millions and millions of stars.”

Holmes said: “and what do you deduce from that?”

Watson replied: “Well, if there are millions of stars, and if even a few of those have planets, it’s quite likely there are some planets like earth out there. And if there are a few planets like earth out there, there might also be life.”

And Holmes said: “Watson, you idiot, it means that somebody stole our tent.”
 
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL !

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


thats hilarious (IMO)


hahaa.


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post Feb 17 2008, 04:04 PM
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eghemblagghhasghackcoughloserhackcoughsdjkfhskdfhsdf
 
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post Feb 17 2008, 09:09 PM
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LOL. the tent thing...i was like...uh...if they're in a tent how can they be looking at the stars. then i got to the punch line and yeah. laugh.gif
 
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post Feb 17 2008, 09:53 PM
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First one was lame.

Second one made up for it though.
 
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post Feb 17 2008, 10:31 PM
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Nah, I disagree. The first one was funnier, imo.
 
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post Feb 18 2008, 01:28 PM
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I don't really like the first one, but the second one is pretty good.
 
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post Feb 20 2008, 11:46 PM
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Woooooooooow. That is most definitely NOT the funniest joke.

Crazy CNN people..
Ducks? haha.
 
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post Feb 20 2008, 11:48 PM
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The second one made me giggle a little though. Haha.
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 02:03 AM
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The second one made me laugh more than the first one. Hah.
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 03:07 AM
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actually the funniest joke in the world is 2 girls 1 cup hehe.gif
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 06:25 PM
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LMAO
 
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post Feb 23 2008, 07:42 PM
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Lol. Those got a couple wtf pity laughs.
 
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post Feb 23 2008, 11:02 PM
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THAT AIN'T FUNNY

"most universal" does not = funniest, damn CNN
 
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post Mar 10 2008, 12:15 AM
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i liked the second one better than the first, although neither of them were all that funny.
 
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post Mar 10 2008, 01:24 AM
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QUOTE
One intriguing result was that Germans -- not renowned for their sense of humour -- found just about everything funny and did not express a strong preference for any type of joke.



funny
 
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post Mar 10 2008, 10:25 AM
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The second one was funny. laugh.gif
Not so much the first one.
 
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