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pandora
post Feb 13 2008, 07:33 PM
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i did your boyfriend
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I JUST HIT MY HEAD AGAIN.
 
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post Feb 13 2008, 07:44 PM
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console.gif You adorably clumsy Vietnamese nymph. throb.gif

This so is not spam.

I'm moving this to the VIP lounge.
 
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post Feb 13 2008, 07:46 PM
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Double post in this mutha!!!

You should develop safety measures to that doesn't happen again.
 
pandora
post Feb 13 2008, 07:50 PM
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Padded walls ftw.
 
fameONE
post Feb 13 2008, 07:52 PM
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I was thinking more along the lines of a kevlar and flak jacket.
 
pandora
post Feb 13 2008, 07:57 PM
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how's that gonna protect my head?
 
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post Feb 13 2008, 08:02 PM
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Kevlar protects your head, put the flak jacket is just an additional safety measure, just in case you get knocked up, and all.
 
pandora
post Feb 13 2008, 08:12 PM
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who's gonna knock me up??!!
 
*Steven*
post Feb 13 2008, 08:14 PM
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Guest
Do you really want cB answering that question?
 
fameONE
post Feb 13 2008, 08:14 PM
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Lawlz. rofl1.gif
 
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post Feb 13 2008, 08:24 PM
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No volunteers, please.
 
fameONE
post Feb 13 2008, 10:02 PM
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I can't volunteer for something I've been 'voluntold' to do.
 
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post Feb 13 2008, 11:43 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa
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Get a room. tongue.gif
 
fameONE
post Feb 14 2008, 01:25 AM
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Aye, cousin.
 
pandora
post Feb 14 2008, 06:07 PM
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Hi hehe.gif
 
fameONE
post Feb 14 2008, 06:16 PM
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Hey sweetheart. How you doin'?
 
pandora
post Feb 14 2008, 06:33 PM
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I dont think I'll meet my deadline hehe.gif
 
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post Feb 14 2008, 06:35 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 14 2008, 05:33 PM) *
I dont think I'll meet my deadline hehe.gif


and why is that?
 
pandora
post Feb 14 2008, 06:36 PM
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i'm too busy being silly.


actually, i'm just having trouble figuring out this stupid sitemap that was sent to me.
 
fameONE
post Feb 14 2008, 06:41 PM
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I wish I could help you but I'm nowhere near as talented as you are.
 
pandora
post Feb 14 2008, 07:01 PM
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If I use this smiley: hehe.gif at the end of all my posts from now on, do you think people will still take me seriously?
 
fameONE
post Feb 14 2008, 07:10 PM
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No. You'll just come off as a tad bit... loopy.
 
misoshiru
post Feb 14 2008, 09:08 PM
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yan lin♥
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outstanding.




hehehe.
 
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post Feb 14 2008, 09:13 PM
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My sphere of influence is spreading throughout Createblog. Next, we'll force BlogRing to shut down their site.
 
pandora
post Feb 14 2008, 09:17 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Feb 14 2008, 06:13 PM) *
My sphere of influence is spreading throughout Createblog. Next, we'll force BlogRing to shut down their site.


admin consent!
 
fameONE
post Feb 14 2008, 09:19 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 14 2008, 08:17 PM) *
admin consent!


Mwhahahahah. devil.gif
 
pandora
post Feb 15 2008, 04:23 AM
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you get your internet back or something?
 
fameONE
post Feb 15 2008, 04:40 AM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 15 2008, 03:23 AM) *
you get your internet back or something?


I'm hogging my friend's computer. whistling.gif
 
pandora
post Feb 15 2008, 04:53 AM
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melissa f**kin pisses me off sometimes.
 
fameONE
post Feb 15 2008, 04:56 AM
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I think she backed down out of e-fear.

I'm seriously annoyed with this whole Skype thing. How much money do I have to dump into this thing? And on top of that, I can't use my check card for PayPal because it doesn't recognize FPO AP addresses
 
pandora
post Feb 15 2008, 04:58 AM
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She totally did. She didnt know you and I were involved and the minute she found out she Imed me "YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT WAS JUST A JOKE, TRISH. I GOTO SCHOOL AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PRETENTIOUS BITCHES. I CALL EVERYONE THAT."


wtfe i'm not going to argue about whether it's socially acceptable to call someone you don't even know a condescending and pretentious prick. at least when i call someone those things I actually mean it and I own up to it. I don't play it off as a joke afterwards to avoid backlash..
 
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post Feb 15 2008, 05:05 AM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 15 2008, 03:58 AM) *
She totally did. She didnt know you and I were involved and the minute she found out she Imed me "YOU KNOW IT WAS A JOKE, RIGHT? IT WAS JUST A JOKE, TRISH. I GOTO SCHOOL AT THE UNIVERSITY OF PRETENTIOUS BITCHES. I CALL EVERYONE THAT."

wtfe i'm not going to argue about whether it's socially acceptable to call someone you don't even know a condescending and pretentious prick. at least when i call someone those things I actually mean it and I own up to it. I don't play it off as a joke afterwards to avoid backlash..


Trish has reached, 'hood n*gga status.' hug.gif
 
pandora
post Feb 21 2008, 07:03 AM
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hi hehe.gif
 
fameONE
post Feb 21 2008, 08:27 AM
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Konbonwa! ^.^
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 08:42 PM
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aishiteru :D
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 08:43 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 21 2008, 07:42 PM) *
aishiteru :D


aishiteryo wink.gif
 
pandora
post Feb 21 2008, 08:49 PM
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i havent smacked my head on the wall today.
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 08:57 PM
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That's good. Keep your brain safe.

Are you in ninja mode right now? I keep missing you.
 
pandora
post Feb 21 2008, 08:58 PM
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YES.
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 08:59 PM
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Ah, wakata.
How are we doing today? hehe.gif
 
pandora
post Feb 21 2008, 09:00 PM
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im off ninja status now.
stop using my smiley!
 
fameONE
post Feb 21 2008, 09:10 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 21 2008, 08:00 PM) *
im off ninja status now.
stop using my smiley!


ok, I'll stop. mellow.gif

I might actually be home at a decent time tonight. Amazing. Do you have to babysit?
 
pandora
post Feb 21 2008, 09:12 PM
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no i'll be home in a few hours
 
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post Feb 21 2008, 10:17 PM
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What the fack.
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You two are cute.
 
fameONE
post Feb 21 2008, 10:29 PM
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Lunchbreak.

I'll be back at work soon enough.
 
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post Feb 22 2008, 05:01 AM
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wtf is "hood n*gga" status anyway?
 
fameONE
post Feb 22 2008, 05:03 AM
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"f**k you, I keeps it real," attitude and having the actions to back it up. cooly.gif
 
pandora
post Feb 22 2008, 12:12 PM
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rofl
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...t&p=2857600
 
pandora
post Feb 24 2008, 06:56 PM
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im going to hang out with ryan today
 
fameONE
post Feb 24 2008, 07:04 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 24 2008, 05:56 PM) *
im going to hang out with ryan today


Have fun.

I'm going to drive myself crazy dealing with stupid people at work.
 
pandora
post Feb 25 2008, 12:00 AM
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i have to babysit, mang.
 
fameONE
post Feb 25 2008, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 24 2008, 11:00 PM) *
i have to babysit, mang.

Damn. I'm going to have a looooong week starting Sunday. 12 hours on, 12 hours off. New developments in the Korea conflict.
 
pandora
post Feb 25 2008, 02:29 AM
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i totally just made my soul caliber character look like a french maid.
 
fameONE
post Feb 25 2008, 02:36 AM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Feb 25 2008, 01:29 AM) *
i totally just made my soul caliber character look like a french maid.

Hotness. I'm leaving the office to get my eat on. hehe.gif I'll be home soon. ^.^
 
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post Feb 25 2008, 02:43 AM
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okay. i'm not gonna be able to be on the phone though.
 
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post Mar 11 2008, 11:15 PM
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hehe.gif
 
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post Mar 11 2008, 11:17 PM
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Hey sweetheart. cooly.gif
 
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post Mar 11 2008, 11:47 PM
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Danny's yelling at me from across the street at his cousin's house. verymad.gif
 
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post Mar 11 2008, 11:49 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Mar 11 2008, 11:47 PM) *
Danny's yelling at me from across the street at his cousin's house. verymad.gif


Wow. What a bitch. mellow.gif
 
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post Mar 11 2008, 11:51 PM
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I'm about to go over there and bust his face into the curb.
 
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post Mar 11 2008, 11:57 PM
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QUOTE(pandora @ Mar 11 2008, 11:51 PM) *
I'm about to go over there and bust his face into the curb.

Don't do anything too crazy, but if you can handle yourself, then go for it. Don't stray too far away from base, your house, rather, just in case he does something crazy.
 
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post Mar 12 2008, 04:24 AM
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you home?
 
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