Urban Dictionary, Your favorite entries. |
 Jan 21 2008, 06:10 PM
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 Resource Center Tyrant  Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306  |
What has been your most favorite, craziest, funniest entry you've read that was submitted? Post them. I need a laugh.
QUOTE snookerdoodles
An Insane person, intent on world domination with the aid of a plastic makeshift scrotum on a stick, with several metal spikes protruding down the length of said stick, also may have an army of grotesque gnomes with rather strange penises growing from atop there heads following behind said, "snookerdoodles." |
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Jan 21 2008, 06:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,801 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 568,102 |
I urban'd my best guy friends name:
Brendan QUOTE What Tom Cruise called his penis. Tom cruise- "Come here Brendan I wanna make you throw up in this damp cave." It's all too ironic. |
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Jan 21 2008, 06:36 PM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
Hmm, I searched my own name. . .
QUOTE Whitney
To get high on crack cocaine and to shit yourself and be unable to help yourself. |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:08 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
QUOTE Dee HAHA.A smooth playa who keeps it real I remember when everyone around here was talking about rainbow kisses and someone posted a link to urbandictionary  |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:19 PM
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 whtever Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 603,643 |
I look up my name.. and this is what it said.
Taylor "a verb...to "Taylor" someone is to lay them on a feather bed...surround them with a trough full of excrement, and masturbate on their face." really gross. haha |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:26 PM
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 I'm Jc Group: Mentor Posts: 13,619 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,556 |
QUOTE 1.JC
Jesus Christ 6. JC The slang term for the toughest motha-fu*ker in existence. Biach is wicked-scary. |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:28 PM
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 Communication breakdown. Group: Member Posts: 603 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,691 |
QUOTE 1. alana the most amazing person in the world, somtimes on back order, every body loves her and wishes to be her friend. No guy can resist! Oh, indeed. |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:29 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
Tung
1) A replacement for the word "gay" or "homosexual". Typically used in a degrading manner. 2) A male who is feminine in nature. Also used in a degrading manner. Replacement for "pussy" or "bitch". 1) "Stop touching me, you're being tung." 2) "Go ask that girl out and stop being such a tung." WTF?  
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Jan 21 2008, 07:30 PM
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whtever Group: Member Posts: 150 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 603,643 |
myspace
"It's the ultimate game of testing your ego. It becomes a competition of seeing who has the most friends, so you add everyone you've made eye contact with in the past 6 years, constantly posting bulletins telling people to comment on your NEW PICZ PLZ or die. Also a way for every garage band ever to make a Myspace Music profile without even have talent and/or experience as other bands have. Also a new place for every hott girl in the world to prove how slutty they are by making a Myspace and putting pictures of themselve's where they only have 1/5 of their clothes on with the quote under it "I used photoshop to cover my boobs, So What." Comment on my myspace plz LOL!" |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:31 PM
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 Pocketful of Sunshine Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 8,690 Joined: Nov 2005 Member No: 289,004 |
QUOTE 3. tina Napolean Dynamite's mom's pet alpaca, or llama, or whatever that crazy thing is. Napolean: "Tina you fat lard come get some dinner!" 6. tina A young, usually trashy gay male who uses crystal meth. Often exhibits erratic behavior and physical symptoms of drug use such as sunken in eyes, thin build and missing teeth. I wouldn't mind hanging out in Boystown Friday, but I don't know if I can deal with all the Tinas running around Halsted. Apparently, I'm also meth and am part of the menstruation cycle! Yay! |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:36 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,801 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 568,102 |
QUOTE Olivia a so-so artist, but the hottest, sexiest, most bangable piece of ass in hip hop, or anything else, and the definition of perfect tits. I wanna bang Olivia in her tight pussy and let her suck me dry. LOLOLOLOLOL. QUOTE A beautiful wonderful hearted girl. Wonderful to talk to . Always there for someone, great person. Absolutely FUN. That girl Olivia is awesome. :D |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:41 PM
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 we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
jairus
J QUOTE airus 20 up, 2 down
A human reincarnation of an extremely large penis. A Jairus penis is usualy 18-25 inches long and very thick. That guy's Jairus is bursting through his jeans. |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:42 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
^ Negative. No homo.
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Jan 21 2008, 07:44 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
My Favs.
Charles 1. a pronoun used in place of a persons real name when one doesn't know the name, is too lazy to say the name, or just wants to say charles. Is often used in conjuction with curse words and/or words describing a woman's attributes. Commonplace at WT Woodson HS in NoVA SHit! Look at those bitches titties charles. or Naw, f**k that shit charles you know im too lazy. 4. Charles A person who is very nice and offers many compliments to Jennifers. A Charles may talk up to 8 hours (maybe more) on the phone. Charles may be shortened to "Char Char" or called "Char Char" like how the pokemon Charmander says "Char Char." Hey Jamil's Cousin. I mean Charles. |
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Jan 21 2008, 07:45 PM
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we jerkin' Group: Member Posts: 2,408 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 210,730 |
yea im not sure if the person that made it doesnt know the metric system and doesnt realize that 18-25 is large at all.
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Jan 21 2008, 07:48 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
BULLSHIT!
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Jan 21 2008, 07:56 PM
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Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
Yes. The CreateBlog entry was good, too.
QUOTE Abraham Lincoln
Shave your pubes and hold them in your hand. Get your mate to give you a blowjob and when you cum on her face throw the trimmed curlies onto your semen soaked partners face and she will be left with a striking resemblance to Abraham Lincoln. |
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Jan 21 2008, 08:06 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE A cheesehole is a nickname for a condition of the chest known as "pectus excavatum"...which basically means chest hole. It is a deformation of the chest at birth, in which the ribs curve in to make an indentation near the lungs. There is a cosmetic surgery to correct this that involves breaking and moving the ribs, but you could also just pump iron until the muscles cover up the indentation. It was given the name "cheesehole" when a cousin of a victim suggested he put nacho cheese in it and eat nachos out of it when they were children. Since then, the word "cheesehole" has spread throughout the midwest United States. Pectus Excavatum isn't as rare as most people think it is. There is another un-named condition called pectus evacuatum in which, naturally, the rubs curve outward instead of inward.
I have the opposite. Dude...have you ever like, put cereal in your cheesehole, and used a spoon to eat it out? |
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Jan 21 2008, 08:28 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
I like how colleges bash on each other through the entries.
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Jan 21 2008, 11:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 86 Joined: Jan 2008 Member No: 608,743 |
QUOTE kristin
a language used by someone who wants sex, used to turn people on. i wanted to bone her, so i talked kristin. |
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Jan 21 2008, 11:51 PM
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 Yup thats my girlfriend. Group: Banned Posts: 665 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,693 |
QUOTE Hood Nigga one that keeps a bad bitch around, big bitch, long hair yellow, white, red, brown QUOTE Trapstar
A Drug Dealer who works in a Trap house. Trap Stars are usually very good athletes being able to run fast, shoot fire arms well, and sell drugs amazingly fast. Trap Stars always stay with a firearm because of the money they have and have to protect the drugs and their life for the junkies. |
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Jan 22 2008, 12:30 AM
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QUOTE(SinfullySweet @ Jan 21 2008, 04:28 PM)  I`d have to choose this one. |
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Jan 22 2008, 12:33 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
QUOTE toya 2 up, 7 down can be used for various meanings; pay out, compliment or simply a statement of overall authority. It can also be used as a nickname for a latrene that is not connected to sewerage pipes. Pay Out: If you were a toya, you might have some friends Compliment: You're so toya. Statement of overall authority: I am Toya, therefore you stink. Latrene: (when a toilet does not work and your poo simply sits on the floor you yell) "EAT MY SHIT TOYA!" I AM TOYA ... THEREFORE YOU BETTER BOW DOWN TO ME. :) The createblog one is funny. |
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Jan 22 2008, 01:38 AM
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 tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jan 21 2008, 04:08 PM) HAHA. I remember when everyone around here was talking about rainbow kisses and someone posted a link to urbandictionary YUP when i think Urban Dictionary i think rainbow kiss. Im not too happy about that, either. |
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Jan 22 2008, 03:21 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 4,750 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,581 |
I cracked up on the CB definition.
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Jan 22 2008, 10:47 PM
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Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 1,801 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 568,102 |
Kinky
QUOTE Foot-sucking, rubber wearing, pee on me, fruit-f**kin', candlewax drippin', long fingernail scrapin', tossed salad eatin',multiple partner havin', she-male, oil-drenched, chocolate sauce, whipped cream covered, vibrator usin', dress-up, banned in 30 states type of sex.
Diana and I had kinky sex on the patio last night! |
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Jan 22 2008, 10:59 PM
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DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
^
 LOL, I know exactly how you feel Jacelyn. The Createblog one is funny... this place is famous! cheyeah! I love Tung's entry, lmao. |
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Jan 22 2008, 11:12 PM
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tell me more. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,798 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,640 |
QUOTE 1. Jocelyn The feminine name for Jesus "I'm your personal Jocelyn. Worship me." tags jesus jocelyn god awesome sm by chiefhoohaha USA Jul 12, 2006 email it HAHAHHA dang thats a good one 
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Jan 22 2008, 11:48 PM
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٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jan 22 2008, 07:59 PM) ^ I love Tung's entry, lmao. Hey! 
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Jan 23 2008, 03:59 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 168 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 542,916 |
My name of corse ! :)
QUOTE tracy - a person, usually female, who has the mental capacity, attention span, logical and cognitive abilities of a 5 year old.
"i bought you cheese" (or other random comment) "what are you talking about? quit being such a tracy" |
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Jan 23 2008, 04:57 PM
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 That's what she said. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 |
I'm too lazy to actually go to the site and look up the definition, but I know I get a kick when I look up "Urban dictionary".
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