NUDE BEACHES Options

[Tung]

Ever gone to a nude beach? I'm thinking of actually going to one this summer in Santa Cruz. I'm not exactly sure how the experience will be like. I mean what if I accidentally get a hard-on when I see a hot naked chicking walking by me? Also, would it be rude if I stared at the naked people, cuz I know I will try not to, but it's just normal for me to do so. Any tips for people who has gone to nude beaches before?

[Elba]

Wow, that's interesting. Don't make the staring obvious, I guess. If you get a hard on... oh man, that'd be hilarious.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

Ever gone to a nude beach? I'm thinking of actually going to one this summer in Santa Cruz. I'm not exactly sure how the experience will be like. I mean what if I accidentally get a hard-on when I see a hot naked chicking walking by me? Also, would it be rude if I stared at the naked people, cuz I know I will try not to, but it's just normal for me to do so. Any tips for people who has gone to nude beaches before?

nope, never.

[fameONE]

Wow, that's interesting. Don't make the staring obvious, I guess. If you get a hard on... oh man, that'd be hilarious.

I've been to three in three different countries.

And there aren't a bunch of supermodels laying around getting their suntan on.

Its a lot of ugly people that like being naked. Anyone attractive gets gawked at so much that you just want to leave.

[arcanum]

Brandon, that doesn't sound like much fun.

I wouldn't want to see a bunch of ugly naked folks. But I would consider going to a nude beach. hahaha
It would be an interesting experience, I'm sure.

[annalucky]

I think it's just a lot of middle aged people, or those all natural people that go to the nude beach here.

Good luck with that, Tung.

[Tung]

^ Wtf Anna. where did you come from? O_O where have you been.

[fameONE]

Brandon, that doesn't sound like much fun.

I wouldn't want to see a bunch of ugly naked folks. But I would consider going to a nude beach. hahaha
It would be an interesting experience, I'm sure.

If you go and there's hardly anyone on the beach, its all good. I don't mind getting my "swang" on.

[annalucky]

hahaha, Dead. Haven't been online in awhile. But yeah, my friend went to the nude beach and he said he wished there were younger women.

[Tung]

^ Does your dick get shrivel up and get smaller since the water is pretty cold at first.

[arcanum]

^ Does your dick get shrivel up and get smaller since the water is pretty cold at first.

No, it shrivels up AND FALLS OFF!! STAY AWAY FROM NUDE BEACHES, TUNG!!!!!

[shoryuken]

justt go thaa n wearr shortt r sum shiet..

TAKE SUM PIX..

[annalucky]

No, it shrivels up AND FALLS OFF!! STAY AWAY FROM NUDE BEACHES, TUNG!!!!!

AHAHHA. I think he'd need one in first place in order for it to fall off.

Just kidding, Tung. Don't get butt hurt. :P


and, uh, the point of a nude beach is to be nude.

[shoryuken]

duh..

tha no rule say u gottaa b nude..

phuck da haturz... wear wat u wantt.. n takee PIX..

ppll ginaa lookk at u alll wierd with u short.. LMAO!!

[ReggieM]

what kinda grammar lessons they teach kids in school nowadays?

[shoryuken]

da n***a grammaa..

[dustbunny]

grammaa? I'm sorry what?

[shoryuken]

learrnn daa typee doinki... jeez..

[MissHygienic]

IBIZA ISLAND.

Oh my god, Tung. You, out of everyone else, need to visit this island where all of the hoes and pimps go to smoke weed, eat weed, party on nude beaches all day, and then by night, smoke some more weed, plus marijuana, and go dancing with naked girls.

[ReggieM]

seriously i f**k up kids like you.

[jaeman]

I haven't been to one... yet.

[shoryuken]

I haven't been to one... yet.

walkk aroundd nudee att disneylandd afta u git offf da water slide ride..

dat da samee like goin da beach..

[dustbunny]

learrnn daa typee doinki... jeez..

OH LOL I NEED TO LEARN HOW TO TYPE?


MEEBAY EYE SHUD TIPUH LAHK JOO HUHNSZ CUHZ DEEZ EZ DA PROPOR WAIZ DA TIPUH


honestly nqotiuewg, learn some goddamn fucking syntax, grammar, and spelling, because obviously your looks won't get you ucking anywhere except for a cosmetologist's office. speaking of which, must you really post the same picture of your face twice?



and um nude beaches ftw

[shoryuken]

BOO HOO..
go cryy u emo...

*peewee herman*.. i doo watt i wantt.. EHH EHH..

who say anythang bout my look../ i think imm fuglyy.. so wat myy look gittaa do withh anythang../ ^^

[Tung]

stop fucking spamming my topic.

[dustbunny]

wait a second..I'm emo? please stop pulling shit out of your ass.


OH WAIT, that's right you never have anything to say back to people's comments. ahhhh that's rightttt

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

walkk aroundd nudee att disneylandd afta u git offf da water slide ride..

dat da samee like goin da beach..

dude, there`s kids.

[dustbunny]

^he likes to compare his penis to the penises of the little children; you know, being surrounded by children with penises the same size as his is just much more comforting for him

[Tung]

Lol shit I'm going to have to give Betty the 1up.

[*yrrnotelekktric*]

^he likes to compare his penis to the penises of the little children; you know, being surrounded by children with penises the same size as his is just much more comforting for him

I SEEEE.

[shoryuken]

mang.. i nevaa go da disneyland r dem shiet no mo.. so im just tell da dude wat da doo..

i dun comparee.. i rapee dem wen thaa parentt aintt lookin..

im gayy duh..

TUNG.. kicck herr outt u threadd yo.. shee keepp bashin me mang..!! ARRGGH!!

[fameONE]

IBIZA ISLAND.

Oh my god, Tung. You, out of everyone else, need to visit this island where all of the hoes and pimps go to smoke weed, eat weed, party on nude beaches all day, and then by night, smoke some more weed, plus marijuana, and go dancing with naked girls.

If I got stationed in Spain for Embassy Duty, I probably would come back with a wife.

[JCLore]

i aint never not been to a nude beach
and i dont plan to

[shoryuken]

im suree deyy dun wanna c u thaa eitha.. LMAO!!

[S-Majere]

I'd love to go to a nudist beach. It's on my Top 20.

Though in reality I can see the hundreds of mac-wearing old guys sitting on deck chairs with binoculars at the sidelines posing a slight problem.

Ehhh.

[1angel3]

I can imagine many old folks being there. I never been to a nude beach and I don't plan on going to one. I wouldn't survive in a nudest world.

[tokyo-rose]

I've never been to one.

[JCLore]

im suree deyy dun wanna c u thaa eitha.. LMAO!!

someone seems eager to reply to all my sex/nude/personal posts

[jaeman]

I think I'll put nude beaches on my to-do list.

[Tung]

I have decided to really try it this summer. Should be really interesting. It's going to be one hell of a rush. I've never been nude in public before.

[Just_Dream]

lol there's a nude beach in San Diego -- well, more like La Jolla. It's Black's Beach.

[The-March-Hare]

If you start to get a boner, roll over and lie on your front for a while until it goes away. Plus, back tan.

I think it would be kind of cool. Something different, anyway.

[Tung]

If you start to get a boner, roll over and lie on your front for a while until it goes away. Plus, back tan.

I think it would be kind of cool. Something different, anyway.

What If get a boner when I'm standing up. And not nearby my blanket towels and all my stuff is at?

[The-March-Hare]

Walk quickly towards the Ocean. Go into the Ocean. Masturbate. Although I'm not entirely sure that would be pleasant in salt water, so wait for it to go away if you like. That's your call.

[transcendentalis...]

Let's just bring back all the topics relating to nudity, shall we...

Where are you going, Tung? Maybe I'll go visit ^_^

x_x

[karmakiller]

LOL, I would feel like everyone was looking at me. Plus, it's a lot more fun to be naked in places that you're not supposed to be, haha.

[transcendentalis...]

Dee, do you have experience with this?

i do! :D

[RoyalSwagger]

nobody goes to nude beach in california but perverts and naked old man, trust me i found out the hard way.

[*paperplane*]

I think it'd be an interesting experience. I think the part I'd be most afraid of is just nastily fat people, I guess..

[Be-Faithful]

ahahaha voyeurism french word

[shoryuken]

b.noxx luvv goinn nudee bietchezz...

showw demm PEDO da goodd b.noxx..

[Be-Faithful]

GO

GO

GO

GO

GO n*gga

its your worst day, you dont speak english at all

bitch / beach is totaly diferennnnnnnnnnnnnnt

bitch is the biaaaaaaaaaaaaatch

and the beach is the place where there is some people who swim

[shaunxx]

theres supposed to be one near malibu.
see them hollywood stars.

[karmakiller]

Dee, do you have experience with this?

i do! :D

Lets go CB streaking!

My color blends better than white :P


Am I the only one who keeps thinking of Eurotrip when I click on this topic?

[pSyCHoBanana]

oh mah gawd

ba jai na.

[ILoveNakedPeople]

I just want to go to nude beaches to see the wonderful boobs!!!!!!

[Sprague]

Am I the only one who keeps thinking of Eurotrip when I click on this topic?

No! I think of it too, since this is the first time I've had experiences with nude beaches. It wasn't until after I saw the movie that I found out from a lot of my friends that they've actually gone to nude beaches. :D

I love the "No Outright gawking" rule on that sign. I've heard that only hairy old men go to nude beaches though. If you got a hard on during that... Oh, man... I've got nothing but horrifying stories from friends who've gone, so I wouldn't know.

[emberfly]

nude beaches sound like fun

in greece or somewhere...... aren't all the beaches nude?

[Joss-eh-lime]

if i was going to a nude beach where swim suits were optional i'd opt for the suit, annnd bring sunglasses so ppl dont know im staring at them and judging them.

[rockable]

I just want to go to nude beaches to see the wonderful boobs!!!!!!

Lol.. you wouldnt look at me then. lmao.

Anyway.. I know you posted this agesss ago Tung, but i get the impression through peoples that there are just a load of old and middle aged people who go, that are desperate..