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post Jan 15 2008, 07:01 PM
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You wanted it, you got it.

Now, we have a thread where we can share the kinkiest misadventures of our sex lives with our significant other, random hookup or, possibly, other CB member.

This should be interesting. shifty.gif
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:07 PM
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One random sexcapade I had was during the blackout of 03 on my front porch. Those were during my pre savage days.
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:10 PM
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I've done it in most of the cliche places that any adventurous, horny young person would do it.

-Fitting rooms
-Public restrooms
-Car
-public park
-empty baseball stadium
-the beach
-in the ocean at the beach
-her mother's bed
-kitchen
-balcony
-shower
-etc
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:11 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 07:10 PM) *
I've done it in most of the cliche places that any adventurous, horny young person would do it.


-empty baseball stadium

Which stadium?
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:13 PM
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 06:11 PM) *
Which stadium?


Nothing special. San Antonio Mission AAA minor league team. I wouldn't mind doing it at Fenway.
 
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I would not mind doing it at giants stadium.
 
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Where the hoes at? This can't be a strictly dickly conversation.
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:25 PM
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Kinkiest place i ever did it

Home but it was at knife point.(NOT RAPE he consented)

Good times.
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:25 PM
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Yo ladies come join the convo. Its amazing how they all talk that shit in the other thread but now they all quiet lmao!
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:30 PM
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The movie theater was interesting but cliche
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 07:10 PM) *
-in the ocean at the beach



would doing it in the ocean not hurt?
 
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Jan 15 2008, 06:25 PM) *
Kinkiest place i ever did it

Home but it was at knife point.(NOT RAPE he consented)

Good times.


Ooo, do tell. That sounds hot.

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would doing it in the ocean not hurt?


What do you mean? As far as any possible feeling as salt water flows in you while you're being penetrated? On my end, it was no difference. Perhaps there's a lack of sensitivity? Are you a virgin?
 
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With a knife...wtf!
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:31 PM
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Personally, I find this quite distasteful. /end prude.
 
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QUOTE(smashedcodes @ Jan 15 2008, 04:30 PM) *
would doing it in the ocean not hurt?

why would it?
 
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Jan 15 2008, 07:31 PM) *
Personally, I find this quite distasteful. /end prude.

Of course you do, the brits frown on things like this. Thank God I am American tongue.gif J.K. of course! biggrin.gif
 
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QUOTE(yrrnotelekktric @ Jan 15 2008, 07:32 PM) *
why would it?



uhh like the salt and stuff.. wouldn't it like burn and uhm.. nvm..
 
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Jan 15 2008, 06:31 PM) *
Personally, I find this quite distasteful. /end prude.


and we care because?

Don't view the thread if you think its so distasteful.

Maybe you just need your back blown out, prude.
 
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QUOTE(smashedcodes @ Jan 15 2008, 07:33 PM) *
uhh like the salt and stuff.. wouldn't it like burn and uhm.. nvm..

I definitely don't think it would. It actually might make it better with the waves and what not.
 
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On a monopoly board

I was pimping it out with the top hat and monical! She did it cause she could'nt pay the rent for Boardwalk.
 
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 07:34 PM) *
I definitely don't think it would. It actually might make it better with the waves and what not.


haha ok. I think i'll try it and see if it makes it better.
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 06:30 PM) *
Ooo, do tell. That sounds hot.

QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 06:31 PM) *
With a knife...wtf!


Yeah during my experimental BDSM stuff we were looking into different kinds of fetishes and the rape fetish was one of them.

I cant get into alot of details but it consisted of being tied up alot and having a knife pointed at you or gently brushed against you alot(It was a dull knife since i was afraid my boyfriend would be clumsy since im pretty good with knives)
 
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QUOTE(smashedcodes @ Jan 15 2008, 04:36 PM) *
haha ok. I think i'll try it and see if it makes it better.

laugh.gif yeah, i wouldnt think it would worsen in the water.

 
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QUOTE(yrrnotelekktric @ Jan 15 2008, 07:37 PM) *
laugh.gif yeah, i wouldnt think it would worsen in the water.



as long as you have something that makes it slippery
 
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From what my girlfriend explained to me, a lot of Japanese girls have a thing for submission. We did the 'rape fantasy' experiment. She liked it a lot more than I did. I felt a little uncomfortable with being that violent with her.
 
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AAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW LMAO!
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 07:39 PM) *
From what my girlfriend explained to me, a lot of Japanese girls have a thing for submission. We did the 'rape fantasy' experiment. She liked it a lot more than I did. I felt a little uncomfortable with being that violent with her.



while i wouldn't really like being raped, i'd like to play it and everything. roughness is very kinky, and fun.
 
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as long as you have something that makes it slippery

haha, riiiiiiiight.
 
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I always go rough with my slides. I like the whole biting and scratching and what not aspect of it.
 
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oh yea.. it's hot.
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:43 PM
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 06:39 PM) *
From what my girlfriend explained to me, a lot of Japanese girls have a thing for submission. We did the 'rape fantasy' experiment. She liked it a lot more than I did. I felt a little uncomfortable with being that violent with her.

Yeah its really hard getting into that,My man never did it again because he kept freaking out.He kept using the safety word like every 2 seconds and it was like WTF no one is hurting you nor are you hurting me.

 
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QUOTE(smashedcodes @ Jan 15 2008, 06:41 PM) *
while i wouldn't really like being raped, i'd like to play it and everything. roughness is very kinky, and fun.


Oh, so you like being manhandled, huh?
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 07:44 PM) *
Oh, so you like being manhandled, huh?

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I am telling you, I am going to blow some girls back out really bad this year. I caught some chick so good one time, her legs were shaking when I finished with her. You know I put her to bed.
 
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try the sand paper condoms, they work great for the Duegeon Scene.
 
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post Jan 15 2008, 07:47 PM
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You know blowing a girls back out sucks ass.

I have had friends who had random hook ups and their backs and legs were all f**ked up for a few days.

 
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When I go to Japan this summer, hopefully it won't be hard to find a few things to beat up over there. I hope they aren't scared of big black guys.
 
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QUOTE(ComradeAlex @ Jan 15 2008, 07:46 PM) *
try the sand paper condoms, they work great for the Duegeon Scene.

My friend always says he is jacking off with sandpaper. _smile.gif And something about midgets... hmmm...


This topic is pretty... interesting. XD.gif
 
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My friend always says he is jacking off with sandpaper. _smile.gif And something about midgets... hmmm...
This topic is pretty... interesting. XD.gif

Isn't it lol!
 
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 07:48 PM) *
When I go to Japan this summer, hopefully it won't be hard to find a few things to beat up over there. I hope they aren't scared of big black guys.

i'm guessing most of them like it big since the only thing over there is small.. haha j/k (no offense to anyone)
 
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sandpaper condoms.hell no
 
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Isn't it lol!

It's got tons of views too. haha
 
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QUOTE(Villainess @ Jan 15 2008, 07:47 PM) *
You know blowing a girls back out sucks ass.

I have had friends who had random hook ups and their backs and legs were all f**ked up for a few days.

You know you like it though, if it has ever happened to you.

QUOTE(smashedcodes @ Jan 15 2008, 07:49 PM) *
i'm guessing most of them like it big since the only thing over there is small.. haha j/k (no offense to anyone)

I meant like tall black guys that are ripped lol! Of course I am already sure I will definitely throw some d on that bitch in the pants department.
 
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 07:51 PM) *
I meant like tall black guys that are ripped lol! Of course I am already sure I will definitely throw some d on that bitch in the pants department.



yea well you know what they say about tall ripped black guys... lol
 
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who is digging the farm style, ya know what i mean.

Right in the barn next to the chickens, the hay is execellent to lay on.
Ill even bring in some sheep for comfort!
 
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mile high club anyone?
 
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QUOTE(smashedcodes @ Jan 15 2008, 06:44 PM) *
yyyyyeeeaa


You kinky little nymph.

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I am telling you, I am going to blow some girls back out really bad this year. I caught some chick so good one time, her legs were shaking when I finished with her. You know I put her to bed.


They like niggas.


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You know blowing a girls back out sucks ass.

I have had friends who had random hook ups and their backs and legs were all f**ked up for a few days.


I have no problems playing some D'Angelo and getting my slow wine on, but thats for the wifey type, whomever she may be.

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i'm guessing most of them like it big since the only thing over there is small.. haha j/k (no offense to anyone)


I've been to a swinger party before. No homo, but you'll see another dude's package (or lack there of) when there are 3 naked couples in the room together. I was Godzirra status.
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 07:34 PM) *
and we care because?

Don't view the thread if you think its so distasteful.

Maybe you just need your back blown out, prude.



I think having some moral standards about not posting my sexual exploits online for the world to read about should be so dismissed. But it's your call of course.

Perhaps this should be moved to a Locker, there's plenty of this sort of thing in there - and it's more legit with regards to our younger members.
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 07:54 PM) *
You kinky little nymph.



I love it kinky.. idk why anyone wouldn't.
 
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OH GOD, DIANA!!! WHY!??!! sick.gif
 
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Jan 15 2008, 07:55 PM) *
I think having some moral standards about not posting my sexual exploits online for the world to read about should be so dismissed. But it's your call of course.

Perhaps this should be moved to a Locker, there's plenty of this sort of thing in there - and it's more legit with regards to our younger members.

I agree with you on that front Sarah. The children or for that matter youngsters of cb should not be allowed to see this for the obvious reasons.
 
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QUOTE(alovesopure @ Jan 15 2008, 07:55 PM) *
OH GOD, DIANA!!! WHY!??!! sick.gif

Your post is so funny, because it goes perfectly with your avatar lol.
 
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QUOTE(S-Majere @ Jan 15 2008, 06:55 PM) *
I think having some moral standards about not posting my sexual exploits online for the world to read about should be so dismissed. But it's your call of course.

Perhaps this should be moved to a Locker, there's plenty of this sort of thing in there - and it's more legit with regards to our younger members.


"Just don't read the thread. Simple as that. As for the younger members, we have to take the training wheels off sometime. Even Jason is growing up. Just check the thread views, you're the only one opposing this completely. At the same time, I don't blame you, really. No point in arguing with you about it," said Peace.


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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 07:58 PM) *
Your post is so funny, because it goes perfectly with your avatar lol.

Hahaha so true. Dwight is the shit.






As for this topic, Kinky is the way to be <3
 
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"Just don't read the thread. Simple as that. As for the younger members, we have to take the training wheels off sometime. Even Jason is growing up. Just check the thread views, you're the only one opposing this completely. At the same time, I don't blame you, really. No point in arguing with you about it," said Peace.
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So my good friend, is it going to be hard for a brotha to snatch a few things up to keep me company in japan while I am there?
 
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NOONE? THIS IS DISAPPOINTING.
 
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QUOTE(doiink @ Jan 15 2008, 08:02 PM) *
NOONE? THIS IS DISAPPOINTING.

never had anyone to do it with up there. haha
 
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Just check the thread views, you're the only one opposing this completely.
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Aye, I never was one to follow. Peace.
 
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So my good friend, is it going to be hard for a brotha to snatch a few things up to keep me company in japan while I am there?


Not at all.

The curiosity is enough for them to step out of their cultural box and explore. HipHop culture has hit this country like the brick that cracked Deebo's forehead, making people of color the intrigue that every woman under the age of 24 wants to learn more about.
 
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NOONE? THIS IS DISAPPOINTING.


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QUOTE(doiink @ Jan 15 2008, 07:02 PM) *
NOONE? THIS IS DISAPPOINTING.


I have a hot story about an airplane, but I didn't get laid. sad.gif

Please enlighten us to the events that took place while "mile high", my friend.
 
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Yes, I am going to put my babies on some japanese girls back. I definitely am going after more latin mamis this year.
 
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QUOTE(MissFits @ Jan 15 2008, 07:38 PM) *
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Details, damn it.

Even vague details would suffice.
 
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Does somebody need to get laid? LMAO
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 10:39 PM) *
Details, damn it.

Even vague details would suffice.


Well, My fiance and I had sex on a plane.
 
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 07:40 PM) *
Does somebody need to get laid? LMAO


Its been a minute.

Do a couple field exercises and see how many poon poon riders come scratching at your tent.

Zero.

The weekend can't come fast enough.
 
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LMAO! Don't go to hard this weekend.
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 09:10 PM) *
I'm going to go harder than R. Kelly at an all girls middle school.

I know that I don't even have to tell you to strap up.
 
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SO LYK WE WERE TTYL DOIN IT ON HIZ MUTHRZ COWCH!!!!!!!!!
 
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QUOTE(aestheticYOU @ Jan 15 2008, 08:56 PM) *
SO LYK WE WERE TTYL DOIN IT ON HIZ MUTHRZ COWCH!!!!!!!!!


I didn't understand a word of that. mellow.gif
 
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I think the TTYL was suppose to be TTLY?

Translation:
We were totally doing it on his mothers couch.
 
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I’ll tell you my first incest experience. It was about 2 years ago; I was 18 and my sister was 16(and a half). We had a cousin staying at our house for the summer and she was either 16 or 17. Got along great with the cousin, but not so great with the sister. She felt she should have the run of the house since I was about to move out to college and I thought she was a bitch. This caused conflict.

Anyway, the parents were at work, I was chilling in my room, and the two girls were sunbathing/swimming outside. I had nothing for my sister at this point, but my cousin was a different matter. From an objective standpoint, she’s good looking. She’s the big athlete in the family so the body is pretty good as well. I would post pics, but I’m afraid someone would recognize her(maybe I’ll post with the face blurred…). So I can’t help but look out my window every now and again to check her out and maybe jack a bit.

Here’s where things get crazy. I’m building up jack material on my cousin, but I can’t stop looking at my sister. Cousin is hot, but my sister has a RACK. Her boobs look like they wanna bust out of the bikini. So I start storing images of her as well. It feels a little sick at first, but that just makes things more exciting.

I want a closer look, so I go outside to the pool and say that I’m going to bust into the booze cabinent and to come inside if they want any. They think it’s a great idea and follow me in. They get wasted pretty fast, but I only have a couple drinks. It gets to the point where they’re basically passed out on the floor, wearing skimpy bikinis, and I’m sitting there with a raging hard on. So I make the decision.

I run to the basement to grab a camcorder and set it up in the den where we are. Just then, my grandpa busts through the door, tears off my pants, and fucks me in the ass. He’s wearing a cowboy hat. Once he unloads, he runs back out of the house and yells, “I have the weirding way!”
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 15 2008, 09:49 PM) *
I didn't understand a word of that. mellow.gif

Was joke. Mock stupidity.
 
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^2x LOL wtf? rofl1.gif wow. That made me laugh quite a bit. COWBOY HAT?? Hahahahaha
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Thanks for clearing that one up lol.

No prob. haha
 
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QUOTE(ChildMolestor @ Jan 15 2008, 10:02 PM) *
I’ll tell you my first incest experience. It was about 2 years ago; I was 18 and my sister was 16(and a half). We had a cousin staying at our house for the summer and she was either 16 or 17. Got along great with the cousin, but not so great with the sister. She felt she should have the run of the house since I was about to move out to college and I thought she was a bitch. This caused conflict.

Anyway, the parents were at work, I was chilling in my room, and the two girls were sunbathing/swimming outside. I had nothing for my sister at this point, but my cousin was a different matter. From an objective standpoint, she’s good looking. She’s the big athlete in the family so the body is pretty good as well. I would post pics, but I’m afraid someone would recognize her(maybe I’ll post with the face blurred…). So I can’t help but look out my window every now and again to check her out and maybe jack a bit.

Here’s where things get crazy. I’m building up jack material on my cousin, but I can’t stop looking at my sister. Cousin is hot, but my sister has a RACK. Her boobs look like they wanna bust out of the bikini. So I start storing images of her as well. It feels a little sick at first, but that just makes things more exciting.

I want a closer look, so I go outside to the pool and say that I’m going to bust into the booze cabinent and to come inside if they want any. They think it’s a great idea and follow me in. They get wasted pretty fast, but I only have a couple drinks. It gets to the point where they’re basically passed out on the floor, wearing skimpy bikinis, and I’m sitting there with a raging hard on. So I make the decision.

I run to the basement to grab a camcorder and set it up in the den where we are. Just then, my grandpa busts through the door, tears off my pants, and fucks me in the ass. He’s wearing a cowboy hat. Once he unloads, he runs back out of the house and yells, “I have the weirding way!”



Getthef**kouttahere!!! laugh.gif
 
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Reminds me of the incest posts a while ago.
 
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QUOTE(ChildMolestor @ Jan 15 2008, 11:02 PM) *
I’ll tell you my first incest experience. It was about 2 years ago; I was 18 and my sister was 16(and a half). We had a cousin staying at our house for the summer and she was either 16 or 17. Got along great with the cousin, but not so great with the sister. She felt she should have the run of the house since I was about to move out to college and I thought she was a bitch. This caused conflict.

Anyway, the parents were at work, I was chilling in my room, and the two girls were sunbathing/swimming outside. I had nothing for my sister at this point, but my cousin was a different matter. From an objective standpoint, she’s good looking. She’s the big athlete in the family so the body is pretty good as well. I would post pics, but I’m afraid someone would recognize her(maybe I’ll post with the face blurred…). So I can’t help but look out my window every now and again to check her out and maybe jack a bit.

Here’s where things get crazy. I’m building up jack material on my cousin, but I can’t stop looking at my sister. Cousin is hot, but my sister has a RACK. Her boobs look like they wanna bust out of the bikini. So I start storing images of her as well. It feels a little sick at first, but that just makes things more exciting.

I want a closer look, so I go outside to the pool and say that I’m going to bust into the booze cabinent and to come inside if they want any. They think it’s a great idea and follow me in. They get wasted pretty fast, but I only have a couple drinks. It gets to the point where they’re basically passed out on the floor, wearing skimpy bikinis, and I’m sitting there with a raging hard on. So I make the decision.

I run to the basement to grab a camcorder and set it up in the den where we are. Just then, my grandpa busts through the door, tears off my pants, and fucks me in the ass. He’s wearing a cowboy hat. Once he unloads, he runs back out of the house and yells, “I have the weirding way!”

Dude lets see some pictures of that rack eh laugh.gif _smile.gif thumbsup.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif w00t.gif hehe.gif dribble.gif
 
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 10:50 PM) *
Dude lets see some pictures of that rack eh laugh.gif _smile.gif thumbsup.gif tongue.gif biggrin.gif w00t.gif hehe.gif dribble.gif

Javonn, really. She's sixteen (and who knows if this is true.)
 
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QUOTE(aestheticYOU @ Jan 15 2008, 11:52 PM) *
Javonn, really. She's sixteen (and who knows if this is true.)

I know lol, I was definitely just joking.
 
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QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Jan 15 2008, 11:59 PM) *
I know lol, I was definitely just joking.

Psshhh, yeah right. You're all about seeing those pics. laugh.gif
 
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The whole fantasy rape thing seems interesting laugh.gif
 
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jan 15 2008, 11:05 PM) *
The whole fantasy rape thing seems interesting laugh.gif


If you and your man want to get down and explore that fantasy, you really need to have a good talk with him about it. It was hot, but on my end, it was a little awkward. Granted, you like to be slapped around, choked a little, get your hair pulled, and thrown around like a ragdoll.

Elba, care to share any sexcapades?
 
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I will look into that; but sorry, I have nothing to share _smile.gif
 
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jan 15 2008, 11:28 PM) *
I will look into that; but sorry, I have nothing to share _smile.gif


"Saunders heads up court, the UTSA Roadrunners could make it to the dance this year. 10 seconds left on the clock. Saunders crosses right, stops; excellent defense on the Red Raiders' end. He pulls up for the three... and it toilet bowls out. The University of Texas-San Antonio Roadrunners fall by two, to the Texas Tech Red Raiders."

Damn, that shit is still haunting me.

I missed another shot.

Despite my recent sexual inactivity, I do have a few stories... but I doubt they're PG13.
 
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oh mant hat story was sick at first thenjust made me laugh.

but nothign good withme...only public place ive done it is the beach, oh wait in a car..



i do love it rough.
 
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i do love it rough.


I bet you do.

I'm not even going to act like a tough guy, I'm into the romantic shit.

Stop laughing or I'll have you killed by Blackwater
 
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I’ll tell you my first incest experience. It was about 2 years ago; I was 18 and my sister was 16(and a half). We had a cousin staying at our house for the summer and she was either 16 or 17. Got along great with the cousin, but not so great with the sister. She felt she should have the run of the house since I was about to move out to college and I thought she was a bitch. This caused conflict.

Anyway, the parents were at work, I was chilling in my room, and the two girls were sunbathing/swimming outside. I had nothing for my sister at this point, but my cousin was a different matter. From an objective standpoint, she’s good looking. She’s the big athlete in the family so the body is pretty good as well. I would post pics, but I’m afraid someone would recognize her(maybe I’ll post with the face blurred…). So I can’t help but look out my window every now and again to check her out and maybe jack a bit.

Here’s where things get crazy. I’m building up jack material on my cousin, but I can’t stop looking at my sister. Cousin is hot, but my sister has a RACK. Her boobs look like they wanna bust out of the bikini. So I start storing images of her as well. It feels a little sick at first, but that just makes things more exciting.

I want a closer look, so I go outside to the pool and say that I’m going to bust into the booze cabinent and to come inside if they want any. They think it’s a great idea and follow me in. They get wasted pretty fast, but I only have a couple drinks. It gets to the point where they’re basically passed out on the floor, wearing skimpy bikinis, and I’m sitting there with a raging hard on. So I make the decision.

I run to the basement to grab a camcorder and set it up in the den where we are. Just then, my grandpa busts through the door, tears off my pants, and fucks me in the ass. He’s wearing a cowboy hat. Once he unloads, he runs back out of the house and yells, “I have the weirding way!”

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Funniest post I seen all year.

this one comes in a close second
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Once I got a free sub from subway. Either the employee was mighty forgetful or he wanted my rape. You know what foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.

http://supertalk.superfuture.com/archive/i...hp/t-35093.html
 
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QUOTE(BrandonSaunders @ Jan 16 2008, 03:54 PM) *
I bet you do.

I'm not even going to act like a tough guy, I'm into the romantic shit.

Stop laughing or I'll have you killed by Blackwater


Real guys don't have to act tough.
 
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Real guys don't have to act tough.

wow, i agree with you on this one Jude.
 

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