Public Restroom Horror Stories Options

[Simba]

I think there may have been a topic like this already. Either that, or it's all the stories about taking a crap I've seen around here.

My friend told me a story of when he went to California. Went to a Mexican restaurant (can't remember the name, something like Los Lobos, El Rodeo) and ate a couple of tacos and some Spanish rice. He eventually had to hit the toilet to take a crap. He was waiting for an open stall, and finally this one guy comes out of the stall with a half eaten burrito in his hand.

Man, what the heck.


Post up yours public restroom horror stories.

[*Steven*]

WRONG TOPIC a-hole

[SharperMyspace]

I have art during 5/6 period. That is right after my lunch, so I usually have to go to the bathroom during that period.

So Whenever I go in, there are these two senoirs in the stalls (seperate, of course!). They talk to eachother the WHOLE time!

Here is what the convos are like:

1: ohh who is here now?
2: I bet it si that freshman kid
me: umm.. yah
1and2: oh it's that weird freshman!
(umm.. i am not the one who talks to me friends while I am taking a crap! how am I weird?)
1: (banging on the wall) GET OUT OF MY BUTT!!
2: You shouldn't of had those chese fries man!
1: yah! I had a huge lunch. and now it wont come out!

Sometimes someone makes a... umm.... plop!
1: OHH!! Who the hell was that?!?
2: Ohh!! I bet it was that freshman
me: umm.. no!
1: yah it was you!
2: don't worry! we'll get through this together!
1: that freshman laid a big one!


yah.. it's like that whenever I go in there.
pretty crazy

[hypnotique]

Some lady really had some fishy smelling shits.
Like they were BAD. and it sounded like it burned her a-hole.

[karmakiller]

Um, well there was a time when I pushed the stall door open and saw some stuff I didn't want to see. There was blood involved

[moninja]

Um, well there was a time when I pushed the stall door open and saw some stuff I didn't want to see. There was blood involved:sick:

that happens all the time. it's disgusting -____-

[1angel3]

Um, well there was a time when I pushed the stall door open and saw some stuff I didn't want to see. There was blood involved

Oh God that happens to me too. One time someone put their nasty poop toilet paper on the walls

[karmakiller]

Ewwwwww This topic is making me sick. I used to be scared of using public restrooms and now I'm going to go back to being scared. Thanks guys, lol.

[Simba]

Yeah I'm starting to get a little sick too. I was never really a fan of public restrooms.

[1angel3]

Ewwwwww This topic is making me sick. I used to be scared of using public restrooms and now I'm going to go back to being scared. Thanks guys, lol.

Sorry. I hardly use them myself. I wait until I get home. The toilets scare me.

[karmakiller]

^ Ah, I used to ALWAYS just wait. But it's not a very good thing to hold it for so long. Hover! lol AC, you're lucky you're a guy though!

[RealTalk]

Oh God that happens to me too. One time someone put their nasty poop toilet paper on the walls

Ack. That happened to me one time when I went to school. For some reason my friend had the urge to show me this bathroom stall and it looked like the toilet had exploded. Everything was all over the stall walls. I was surprised nothing got on the floor then I realized that if nothing got on the floor someone had planned to put all the crap in the toilet all over the stall.

[deplorable]

i went into a public bathroom when i was younger and didnt close the door.

la la la. peek show. ;D

[fameONE]

In Japan, public restrooms are an amazing attraction. The archictecture of some of these urinals will blow your mind. When I first got here, being the 'baka gaijin' that I was, I couldn't hide my amazement. Where else can you take a dump, smoke a cigarette while ashing in a self-cleaning, automated ashtray, and have the toilet clean your ass for you?

Well, one day, I head into a stall of an older restroom so I can do my business while reading GQ and smoke a cigarette, and I opened the door to find a rectangular, porcelain hole in the ground with a lever next to it. More disturbing than the idea of squatting down over a hole to take a crap was off colored chunks of feces surroung the hole.

I was scarred.

[pedophile]

Ooooh, story time! Funfun.
Yeah, so one time, I went in some restaurant's bathroom. So then I go inside & some fat lady comes out, & when she sees the person who cleans the bathroom in there, she made up an excuse that the toilet couldn't flush (it was unflushed). So then the cleaner lady goes in & flushes it with no ease. Arrrgh, I hate it when people leave their toilets unflushed.

Also, when I was at Macy's, there was some lady who wouldn't stop screaming her head off! Crazy people.

Ohoh, & in my school, inside the girl's locker is the bathroom, & it never has soap. KJHDFJKLGWTF

[fameONE]

While driving from San Antonio to Philly, I pulled over at a rest stop to take a leak. The urinals were full so I opened a stall door. I quickly closed it after I caught glimpse of some guys penis resting on the wall. The stall had a gloryhole in it.

I proceeded to go piss on the side of the building. If a cop would have stopped me, he would have directed him to the male restroom.

[Simba]

In Japan, public restrooms are an amazing attraction. The archictecture of some of these urinals will blow your mind. When I first got here, being the 'baka gaijin' that I was, I couldn't hide my amazement. Where else can you take a dump, smoke a cigarette while ashing in a self-cleaning, automated ashtray, and have the toilet clean your ass for you?

Well, one day, I head into a stall of an older restroom so I can do my business while reading GQ and smoke a cigarette, and I opened the door to find a rectangular, porcelain hole in the ground with a lever next to it. More disturbing than the idea of squatting down over a hole to take a crap was off colored chunks of feces surroung the hole.

I was scarred.

Ah man, I haven't seen one of those old school toilets in a long long time. Word on the modern restrooms though.

Ah ha ha baka gaijin.

Ooooh, story time! Funfun.
Yeah, so one time, I went in some restaurant's bathroom. So then I go inside & some fat lady comes out, & when she sees the person who cleans the bathroom in there, she made up an excuse that the toilet couldn't flush (it was unflushed). So then the cleaner lady goes in & flushes it with no ease. Arrrgh, I hate it when people leave their toilets unflushed.

Also, when I was at Macy's, there was some lady who wouldn't stop screaming her head off! Crazy people.

Ohoh, & in my school, inside the girl's locker is the bathroom, & it never has soap. KJHDFJKLGWTF

Sick.

[pedophile]

OH, & one more although it shouldn't count!

One time I was running at the park, & needed to pee BADLY, so I went in the portapotties, & man! You can see the shit & piss all over, & did I mention it reeked like ass? Yeah, I still don't know how I managed to live.

[Amaranthus]

Once, when I was 6, we all used to pee in this one urinal together because it was shaped like a regular potty, and there was poop in it.
And then, another time, the janitor lady watched me use the bathroom (stall) while she was cleaing.
And another time, the school mailman had really bad diarrhea and he stunk up the whole boys bathroom.
Once, when I was 7, I couldn't unbutton my pants and I didnt wanna ask noone else to do it for me, so I had to pee myself.
My aunt had to go to the bathroom at Eat N' Park Diner, and this one lady was upchucking like you wouldn't believe, so my aunt had to close her ears and hu while she peed.


Now, I only use public restrooms for emergencies. I can hold my pee for up to 16 hours Now!!!!!

[Simba]

Once, when I was 7, I couldn't unbutton my pants and I didnt wanna ask noone else to do it for me, so I had to pee myself.

Ah ha, oh man that sucks.

[Amaranthus]

^I was unbelievably embarrassed, but luckily noone found out. My Dad was very suspicious though.

[Simba]

OH, & one more although it shouldn't count!

One time I was running at the park, & needed to pee BADLY, so I went in the portapotties, & man! You can see the shit & piss all over, & did I mention it reeked like ass? Yeah, I still don't know how I managed to live.

Oh man, the portapotties they use for the Indy 500 and Formula 1 race events in Indiana are horrible. Freaking at least 5000 uses in one day, seriously.

[pedophile]

Oh man, the portapotties they use for the Indy 500 and Formula 1 race events in Indiana are horrible. Freaking at least 5000 uses in one day, seriously.

OHHHH god, that's horrible! Almost as bad as child abuse.

[Amaranthus]

While driving from San Antonio to Philly, I pulled over at a rest stop to take a leak. The urinals were full so I opened a stall door. I quickly closed it after I caught glimpse of some guys penis resting on the wall. The stall had a gloryhole in it.

I proceeded to go piss on the side of the building. If a cop would have stopped me, he would have directed him to the male restroom.

Ewww like the porn things????
Oh, and I think they would've arrested you cuz public urination is illegal I think.

[Simba]

Heck yeah, it was nasty as heck. Luckily I only had to take a piss.

[pedophile]

^ Which reminds me! I think one time I saw this guy pull it out & just go at it! I think it was by KFC, too o__o

[Amaranthus]

^Ha
When I was 7 (again), a kid in my class pulled out his ding-a-ling and started plaing with it.
Good thing he didnt pee.

[Simba]

^ Which reminds me! I think one time I saw this guy pull it out & just go at it! I think it was by KFC, too o__o

I'd ask if he was black, but that'd be racist.

^Ha
When I was 7 (again), a kid in my class pulled out his ding-a-ling and started plaing with it.
Good thing he didnt pee.

You got one crazy childhood, man.

[fameONE]

^Ha
When I was 7 (again), a kid in my class pulled out his ding-a-ling and started plaing with it.
Good thing he didnt pee.

Ding-a-ling....

[Amaranthus]

Ding-a-ling....

That's what we called it back then.
Also, we called pussies tutus.

[Simba]

Tutus... I've actually never heard that one used before.

[fameONE]

That's what we called it back then.
Also, we called pussies tutus.

I know, but ding-a-ling sounds so damn ridiculous. I'm bringing that shit back.

"Hey girl, suck big daddy's ding-a-ling."

[Amaranthus]

^And we even made songs about them:

Ding-a-ling Soup, Ding-a-ling Soup!
What shall I do with my Ding-a-ling Soup!
Tutu Soup, Tutu Soup!
What Shall I do with my Tutu Soup!


We were pervs and we didn't evn realize it!

[beautifulxlies]

I have art during 5/6 period. That is right after my lunch, so I usually have to go to the bathroom during that period.

So Whenever I go in, there are these two senoirs in the stalls (seperate, of course!). They talk to eachother the WHOLE time!

Here is what the convos are like:

1: ohh who is here now?
2: I bet it si that freshman kid
me: umm.. yah
1and2: oh it's that weird freshman!
(umm.. i am not the one who talks to me friends while I am taking a crap! how am I weird?)
1: (banging on the wall) GET OUT OF MY BUTT!!
2: You shouldn't of had those chese fries man!
1: yah! I had a huge lunch. and now it wont come out!

Sometimes someone makes a... umm.... plop!
1: OHH!! Who the hell was that?!?
2: Ohh!! I bet it was that freshman
me: umm.. no!
1: yah it was you!
2: don't worry! we'll get through this together!
1: that freshman laid a big one!
yah.. it's like that whenever I go in there.
pretty crazy

Omgawd...that was just hilarious!!
It is definitely a horror story right there

Well, when I was 5 years old...I had to go use the restroom at a supermarket but my dad was afraid something'll happen to me since I'm only too little. So he made me go to a boy's restroom where he can know if I'm safe.
It was ridiculously horrible.

[deplorable]

i love using the mens washrooms. its funny how even the most macho of men get all fazed and self conscience with a woman in the room :P... unfortunately, doing that has gotten me kicked out of too many resturants. damn you double dog dares.

[jessibabe]

Women are so nasty in bathrooms. You don't know what they be doing in there, picking at their butt holes or somethin' and then flushing the toilet. Sick. I was in a public bathroom one time when a woman in the stall next to me let out so many farts, I lost count. Everyone started to explode in laughter... it was awesome.

[deplorable]

...let out so many farts, I lost count. Everyone started to explode in laughter... it was awesome.

if you think thats awesome, you need to get out more babe :D

[BryDeeC]

One time, I was at the mall in my town and my mom had to use the bathroom. While she was doing that, my brother and I sat in the chairs in the little family room thing. Then, this guy in a santa suit comes in and uses the bathroom. My brother and I hear various grunts and moans coming the bathroom the man was using. After he leaves, my brother SMELLS the bathroom and tells me to smell. It smelled SOOOOOO bad! My brother and I just starting laughing SOOOOOO hard. I guess everyone really does poop. Even Santa.

[ChangeofHeart]

Once i had to take a shit at school so bad. I felt like i had knifes inside my intestines. So raced to bathroom but one of the stalled didnt have a toilet seat so I did an arch with my ass facing inward and shited on the floor. It was some nasty shit (To many banannas plus corn) but i was so happy afterward!

[1angel3]

^ Ah, I used to ALWAYS just wait. But it's not a very good thing to hold it for so long. Hover! lol AC, you're lucky you're a guy though!

Yeah I know but can you blame me? If i really really have to go, I usually put toilet paper on the seat so my butt won't touch it and get an disease.

Ack. That happened to me one time when I went to school. For some reason my friend had the urge to show me this bathroom stall and it looked like the toilet had exploded. Everything was all over the stall walls. I was surprised nothing got on the floor then I realized that if nothing got on the floor someone had planned to put all the crap in the toilet all over the stall.

Yeah it sound like it meant to happen too. This happen to me dad at work. Some racist person spell a racial slur on the wall with their poop. Gross? I know.

[SkeleBoy]

Well, my story isn;t exactly sfrom a public bathroom...
It was a bathroom at my school.

My friend went to the bathrrom halfway through class, and all of a sudden rushed back into the room and told the teacher to call the office to have them clean it.
Cuz apparently somebody had the stupid idea to:
1) Take a dump on the floor
2) Proceeded to wipe it AAAAAALLLL over the place (walls, floors, mirrors, everything).

Lovely, huh?



And the other day, in another bathroom at my school, there was a big pubic hair on top of the urinal. (I'm not even sure I wanna know how it got all the way up there...)
And the next one looked like someone sneezed a lougie on it.







Bathrooms are disgusting.

[technics]

i never really use public restrooms. UNLESS i really have to, then i do.
the worst thing that ever happened was probably just blood on the toilet.

[shade11]

I almost never get near a public restroom.

[Joss-eh-lime]

well this is my moms story
but she was in a public restroom, and she had set her purse down right in front of her and all of a sudden and hand reached under and grabbed her purse.

:(

[shade11]

well this is my moms story
but she was in a public restroom, and she had set her purse down right in front of her and all of a sudden and hand reached under and grabbed her purse.

:(

That's an interesting story.

[PrideOfAzia]

my friends poked a camera over the stall next to them and caught our teacher taking a dump. ill never forget that pic, it was all over the school emails. he had shit stains on his underwear.. -.- everyone at school had their laptops searched and whoever had that pic got detention :(. CENSORSHIP!!!

[Silly--x]

me and my ex boyfriend break it toilet seats in some public restroom lmao

ok wtf this probably don't even relate to this thread

[breakingdawn]

me and my ex boyfriend break it toilet seats in some public restroom lmao

ok wtf this probably don't even relate to this thread

why?

[missnh]

Ugh... just watching people leave the stalls without washing their hands. THEY'RE f**kING DISGUSTING!

[Jennifer]

my friends poked a camera over the stall next to them and caught our teacher taking a dump. ill never forget that pic, it was all over the school emails. he had shit stains on his underwear.. -.- everyone at school had their laptops searched and whoever had that pic got detention :(. CENSORSHIP!!!

Oh my godddd I can only imagine how funny that would've been.
I tend to avoid public restrooms whenever I can, though.

[superstitious]

Ugh... just watching people leave the stalls without washing their hands. THEY'RE f**kING DISGUSTING!

There's this chick that works a couple of offices down that does that. I keep wanting to say something but I'm a chicken shit sometimes.

I don't have any horror stories, I just can't deal if someone is pooping loudly (or farting, whatever). I can't stop laughing.

[Gryffindor-Girl]

well I Have no Horror stories but an ex best friend of my hates them she feels weird when someone is hearing her pee.

[jaeman]

The typical empty toilet paper roll situation.