All Kinda Farts, Be careful when you sleep |
 Dec 21 2007, 04:53 PM
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Dec 21 2007, 04:58 PM
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 Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
That have never happen to me. Thank God.
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Dec 21 2007, 06:59 PM
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 Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
My boyfriend and I hold farting competitions. It's a close call, but I usually win.
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Dec 21 2007, 07:02 PM
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 Resource Center Tyrant Group: Official Member Posts: 2,263 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,306 |
My boyfriend refuses to fart around me, so I have to do all of the work to compensate for his lack thereof.
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Dec 21 2007, 07:08 PM
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 An original Harry Potter fan Group: Official Member Posts: 1,469 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 552,023 |
Thats disgusting and no I've NEVER had that happen before.
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Dec 21 2007, 07:28 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Uhm, i'd probably wake up a puke if someone ever tried doing that to me.
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Dec 21 2007, 07:53 PM
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Addict Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,918 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 538,522 |
 You mean you wouldn't try and match them? |
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Dec 21 2007, 07:56 PM
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 The Resident Drunk Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266 |
I always fart in private
       
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Dec 21 2007, 09:17 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa Group: Official Designer Posts: 2,925 Joined: Jun 2006 Member No: 427,774 |
QUOTE(reptilia @ Dec 21 2007, 05:56 PM)  I always fart in private Me too but it always seems like I have to fart at the wrong times like on a date or when I with a group of friends 
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Dec 21 2007, 09:40 PM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
i would move this to humor, but it seems like more are in disgust XD
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Dec 21 2007, 09:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 682 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 580,818 |
watching that gives me major dejavou
  its hard having a big family
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Dec 22 2007, 02:30 AM
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My last girlfriend had the worst farts i'd ever smelled. She never held them in, or if she did, it was to make them worse. Occasionally, she would walk up to me, looking sweet and loving, and then sit down on me and let it all out on my leg. I do not miss this.
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Dec 22 2007, 02:50 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 226 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,106 |
That's nasty, Jensen. lol.
No wonder she's your last girlfriend |
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Dec 22 2007, 04:26 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,343 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,767 |
I try my very hardest not to fart in front of my bf. I've done it max twice during the entire duration of our relationship. He, on the other hard, apparently does not care and farts freely, but I never notice so I haven't even heard it once.
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Dec 22 2007, 04:33 AM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
QUOTE(karmakiller @ Dec 22 2007, 11:28 AM) Uhm, i'd probably wake up a puke if someone ever tried doing that to me. Eep, so would I! That's feral
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Dec 24 2007, 01:20 AM
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 Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer. Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 |
I ate a burrito and ripped ass on my brothers face once. No joke. I literally sat my eight year old ass on his face as if I was smothering him with a pillow of sorts, and I gave him a breath of fresh air. It was utterly amazing. I wish you all could have been there.
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Dec 24 2007, 02:18 AM
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 Live long and prosper. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 |
When my good for shit ex lived with me he always ripped ass while sleeping.
Smelled like tuna. |
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Dec 24 2007, 06:53 PM
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 hello. Group: Official Designer Posts: 211 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 513,566 |
0_o tuna?
never happend to me... I'd punch them in the ass |
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Dec 25 2007, 10:34 PM
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 that's what she said Group: Member Posts: 848 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 436,512 |
I don't know how those kids manage to get back to sleep.
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