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 Jun 21 2004, 04:58 PM
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 Look its...  Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767  |
show soem of the jokes you find kinda like "*gasp* i cant belive people made that* example
QUOTE Why do Mexicans eat Tomales for Christmas? So they have something to unwrap QUOTE What are the first 3 words in the Mexican national anthem? "Attention K-Mart shoppers." its for fun purposes but if its closed then so be it. *i barely noticed i spelled Related wrong. |
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Jun 21 2004, 07:35 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol.
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Jun 23 2004, 01:01 AM
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 Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
Whats the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
A canoe tips Why aren't there any mexicans on Star Trek? They won't work in the future either!
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| *AngelicEyz00* |
Jun 23 2004, 01:04 AM
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how do you kill a bunch of mexicans at one time??
put a bomb in a swapt meet... why do mexicans eat beans for dinner? so they can take a bubble bath later why didn't the mexicans take a second car? because only 20 of them were going. how do you start a riot in mexico? drop a quarter in the street ok, that's enough... i don't wanna do jokes on other races, because um yeah, i don't wanna seem racist, but i'm mexican, so i find these funny |
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Jun 23 2004, 01:26 AM
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 SeÑor Member Group: Member Posts: 311 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,709 |
how do you kill 200 flies at once?
hit an Ethiopian in the face. btw... this is a very bad joke section...  even though the stuffs are funnie... haha 
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Jun 23 2004, 01:45 AM
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Demon Hunter Fan! Group: Member Posts: 29 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,692 |
lol yea, now i feel bad about putting those jokes on there... maybe this'll make me feel better:
What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, racists hate being enlightened Why do racists compete with others on the basis of color? Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose |
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Jun 23 2004, 01:59 AM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
QUOTE(FlamingFungi @ Jun 23 2004, 1:45 AM) lol yea, now i feel bad about putting those jokes on there... maybe this'll make me feel better: What's the difference between a racist and a bucket of sludge? The bucket How many racists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, racists hate being enlightened Why do racists compete with others on the basis of color? Because if they competed on brains, they'd lose i love you |
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Jun 23 2004, 10:57 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 664 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,686 |
what do you call a black priest?
holy s*** |
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Jun 23 2004, 04:55 PM
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 InfatuatedbyU Group: Member Posts: 334 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,209 |
wow I kinda take the mexican jokes personally.... but wth they are kinda funny. lol *mary
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Jun 26 2004, 04:22 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
i hate jokes like that
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Jun 26 2004, 04:35 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
QUOTE(Mr. Psychotic @ Jun 23 2004, 10:57 AM) what do you call a black priest? holy s*** rofl. |
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Jun 26 2004, 04:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,015 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 19,510 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 21 2004, 4:58 PM) show soem of the jokes you find kinda like "*gasp* i cant belive people made that* example its for fun purposes but if its closed then so be it. *i barely noticed i spelled Related wrong. I dont get that second one 
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Jun 27 2004, 03:20 PM
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Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
Ms.ChubbyCheeks---> dont take them personally. i laugh at them cuz they might not be excatly true but if you bend it a bit it does seem true.
ji_cabinx---> thats alright School_Boy---> i in my opinoin think that mexicans go to kmart alot. why its cheap. QUOTE The Border Patrol Agent says "Ok, I'll let you come in the U.S if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?" this is cute in a way. it happened with my family not the exact way but close to it |
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| *jooleeah* |
Jun 27 2004, 08:25 PM
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QUOTE QUOTE The Border Patrol Agent says "Ok, I'll let you come in the U.S if you can use 3 english words in a sentence". The Mexican man of course agrees. The Border Patrol Agent tells him, "The 3 words are: Green, Pink and Yellow. Now use them in 1 sentence." The Mexican man thinks really hard for about 2 minutes, then says, "Hmmm, Ok. The phone, it went Green, Green, Green, I Pink it up and sez Yellow?" hahaha that one was funny. rawr i would tell a joke but i dont' know any... =[ |
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Jun 30 2004, 11:24 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
how do u make a mexican made ship sink???
u put it in water. hahahahaha =D |
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Jul 1 2004, 01:56 AM
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 N.CARTER Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
LOL. these are hilarouss =)
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Jul 1 2004, 06:41 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
My brother told me this one.
Q:"How do you make everyone asian?" A:"Make them look up at the sky." Don't get it? Think of how people look when the squint. Haha. Yeah I know..but hey, I'm azn too. LoL. 
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Jul 1 2004, 08:37 AM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
QUOTE(Mr. Psychotic @ Jun 23 2004, 10:57 AM) what do you call a black priest? holy s*** rofl some of these are funny |
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Jul 2 2004, 04:30 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,335 |
how do u sink a portgeuse submarine?
knock on the door how many portgeuse does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1000- 1 to hold the light bulb in place n 999 to turn the house around n around |
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Jul 3 2004, 02:13 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
erm well mai fren kelli told me this. pplz mite not get it though
QUOTE a teacher in the philippines was teaching her students how to speak english and she told them to try and use the words chicken, nut, and bread in a sentence. wen she asked for volunteers a little boy raised his hand and said that he knew how to use those words. he thinks for a second and goes, "hmm well mai father told me not to put a plastic bag over my sisters head because chicken nut bread" (she can not breathe) not sure if anyone would get this...
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Jul 8 2004, 09:30 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
ha ha lol
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Jul 22 2004, 11:38 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
IVE GOT ANOTHER ONE.
but dont hate.... im NOT racist.  there was an AMERICAN, and ARMENIAN, a CHINESE, and a MEXICAN in this airplane. the plane was having trouble, and it was going to go down. so the pilot says "everyone, grab whatever you have most in your country and exit out of the plane." the chinese grabs his bag of rice and jumps out the door. the mexican grabs his bad of beans and jumps out the door. the american grabs the armenian and jump ou the plane... HAHAHAHHAHHAHAH =D |
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Jul 23 2004, 10:43 PM
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 Your love is a razorblade kiss ♥ Group: Member Posts: 1,794 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 9,959 |
haha, is this lyk, "letz attack da mexicanz" day?
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Jul 23 2004, 10:54 PM
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 ..::i<3 POonSKi::.. Group: Member Posts: 1,268 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,022 |
kool~
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Jul 23 2004, 10:59 PM
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 shut up when im sleepin...... Group: Member Posts: 46 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,102 |
wut do u call 1000 black ppl jumpin out of a plane?
night |
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Jul 25 2004, 11:08 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 279 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,749 |
THESE ARE SO FREAKiN FUNNiE.
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Jul 30 2004, 03:18 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
what do you call a smoking armenian?
harry potter haha awwww. =O ;] |
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Jul 30 2004, 03:22 PM
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 One of the few Group: Member Posts: 44 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 35,074 |
Where is the only place mexicans won't look for money?
Under a bar of soap
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Jul 30 2004, 09:18 PM
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 tag! you're it! ;D Group: Member Posts: 555 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,572 |
QUOTE(Mr. Psychotic @ Jun 23 2004, 10:57 AM) what do you call a black priest? holy s*** haha i heard that from my friend a reaLLy Long time ago .. but it`s stiLL funny
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Jul 31 2004, 01:04 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
haha these jokes are kinda mean, but they make me laugh a lot, so... ^ ^
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Jul 31 2004, 09:37 PM
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 something more Group: Member Posts: 2,468 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,808 |
QUOTE(mystah_danger @ Jul 30 2004, 3:22 PM) Where is the only place mexicans won't look for money? Under a bar of soap funny!!hahahaha!!!! |
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Aug 1 2004, 09:19 AM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
ok these two are really kinda mean, but dont hate me for it
Whats the difference between a Pizza and a Jew? Pizza dont scream in an oven... How many Jews Can you fit in a Volkswagan Beetle? 54 2 in the front, 2 in the back and 50 in the ash tray.... |
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Aug 1 2004, 01:12 PM
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 dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
alright, don't make fun of my grandfather. he died in a concentration camp. he fell out of the guard tower and broke his neck.
- not true, but funny. here's two i heard. a black and a mexican get in a car. who's driving? the police man. what do you blindfold an asian with? dental floss. |
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Aug 1 2004, 08:05 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
uLoVeMikeRoch-how SAD! haha poor jews.=[
sadolakced acid-HAHAH first asian one ive heard.. haha xO how do you become like an asian? -look up into the sun. ..im making fun of myself. =] |
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Aug 3 2004, 12:48 AM
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LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
why are black people so fast?
cause all the slow ones in jail! what should you never ask an italian? "how'd your day go? (deigo)" how come their are no racist jokes for honkeys? |
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Aug 3 2004, 06:18 AM
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 rawr Group: Member Posts: 906 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 26,961 |
What's the difference between a dead black person and a dead dog?
There's skid marks in front of the dog. Why did God make paki's smell bad? So blind people can hate them too. |
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Aug 3 2004, 10:47 AM
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dripping destruction Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,282 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,929 |
and arab shek and his manservent come the US. The shek greatly enjoys the american food, except that it is too salty. so the shek constantly sends his manservent to fetch water. one time, however, the manservent comes back without water.
"a thousand sorrys, great shek. but... but... there was a man sitting on the well!" |
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Aug 6 2004, 12:39 AM
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LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
why did the blonde college girl have sex with a mexican?
cause her professor told her to do an essay. ^ told to me by El Jeffe of NoFX |
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Aug 6 2004, 12:42 AM
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How do you know when you've been robbed by an Asian?
Your computer's gone, your homework's finished, and your dog's missing. How does an Ethiopian(sp?) woman know when she's pregnant? When the tampon she pulls out is half-eaten. Uhmm..yeah. - Chinkieeyedpnoi |
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Aug 6 2004, 01:26 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,733 |
lol what do azn men do at an erection?
they vote (erection/election) |
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Aug 8 2004, 12:19 AM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE(CEP @ Aug 5 2004, 10:42 PM) How do you know when you've been robbed by an Asian? Your computer's gone, your homework's finished, and your dog's missing. How does an Ethiopian(sp?) woman know when she's pregnant? When the tampon she pulls out is half-eaten. Uhmm..yeah. - Chinkieeyedpnoi haha the asian one is cute. poor dog.. bo-shin-tang... 
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Aug 11 2006, 12:31 AM
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 portami via Group: Member Posts: 467 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 132,187 |
Why do Jewish men get circumsized?
'Cause Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off. A Jewish man with an erection runs into a wall. What runs into the wall first? His nose. 100 white people running down a hill = avalanche. 100 black people running down a hill = mudslide. 100 Mexicans running down a hill = jailbreak. What's the difference between a pizza and a Mexican? A pizza can feed a family of four. Dang, I know there's more that I know...ah, well, I'll edit when I think of them. |
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