Thugs, ... Options

[*Programmer*]

True thugs who came from the gutter... Tell your life story...and where you stand now.

[EddieV]

I'm a marksmen.

[Elba]

Rico is a lowlife.

[brooklyneast05]

there aren't "thugs" on cb, get over it

[rnicron]

At one point in time there was a boy named Gilbert, who was poor and broke, and grew up on the streets of DC. When he had aged a little, Gilbert learned how to hustle and make money along side his cousin in the streets. He began to save his money in a savings account at a bank. His parents, who helped him open it, went behind his back and used the money to pay a nice lady to adopt Gilbert, which left him two dollars less in the pocket than he was before. He then went forth and opened his own savings account with some homeless guy that was squatting outside the bank. He then saved another ten bucks while going to and from college, and attempting to hustle on the side. Since he couldn't pass any math courses at school, he decided to change his major from computer science to food service. He then proceeded to make a major business decision, which was to move out to California to pursue his first stepping stone as a McDonalds cashier, or a butcher at his boy's east coasts deli. He chose to work at McDonalds as a cashier, while occasionally butchering young chicks (baby chickens) on the side. That is how Gilbert came to be known as Rico, the chick butcher. To this day, his favorite words are:

"It's Chopping Time"

and "Please Stick To The Topic"



Damn, it's been a hard life thus far.

[xtwitchyx]

But on the internet, everyone can be a thug/gangster and whatever other retarded thing they would like to be. What I love more is when white people talk about being ghetto or a gangster. It makes me laugh so hard and then I thank myself for not being a wigger. Cheers to me!

[brooklyneast05]

anyone who calls themselves thug, ghetto, or gangster is a dumbf**k

[Elba]

OMG, LYKE RICO, YOU ARE SOOOOO DUMB! YA BIG DUMMY

[*jeanna*]

i own my own collection agency.
THUG 4 LIFE BITCH

[arcanum]

SCREW YOU, JC! I am so gangster.

[brooklyneast05]

SCREW YOU, JC! I am so gangster.

u are obviously an exception to the rule

[karmakiller]

Um... I don't think "true" thugs or gangsters or ghetto or whoeverthehell has internet connections. The ghetto doesn't even have a library with computers.

[*Steven*]

I was waiting at the soup kitchen one morning. It was a brisk morning and I hadn't eaten in days. I was a hungry feller. I had waited my turn for about 2 hours in my rags with temperature dropping into the teens. Luckily I was kept warm by the surrounding folk all waiting with the same goal in mind, a half full stomach. Eventually I made it into the shelter. The shelter was home to an award winning dancing team, and they were letting charities use it to serve soup. I was served with a cup of chicken noodle soup and instructed to either go home or go to the back of the line. As I was passing by the seemingly endless line, I was tripped by a known trouble maker. I didn't exactly have the cleanest record myself, and that wasn't without reason. I had grown up in the slums and I didn't take shit from no body, no way in hell. I wasn't about to let some jackass trip me unprovoked. I made a speedy recovery and was back on my feet. All of a sudden, from outside, a man in the back said everyone attack and it turned into a ballroom blitz. Fists were flying everywhere, and you better believe soup was being spilled. I eliminated my aggressor and got out of that clusterf**k. From that day forward I didn't take shit from nobody, not even the imaginary character Jesus.

[xtwitchyx]

Um... I don't think "true" thugs or gangsters or ghetto or whoeverthehell has internet connections. The ghetto doesn't even have a library with computers.

No kidding.

[pandamonium]

my mom shanked me right after i was born in the jail cell so i smack the b*tches that were so called her friends. and since that day i f*ck erryone up.

[Sandraaa]

Why don't you start Rico? I mean, you consider yourself a thug so, we're giving you the honours.

[xtwitchyx]

Can I be the e-nudist instead of an e-thug?

[Uronacid]

anyone who calls themselves thug, ghetto, or gangster is a dumbf**k

I eat whole wheat bread.

*nods head*

If a white guy shot fifty cent nine times then he would have died, it would have been over kill, and that white guy would have went to jail for the rest of his life for murder and hate crimes.

A black guy definitely shot fifty cent. I find that even when I'm blind folded I hit vital organs when pumping rounds from a 9mm at a target 10-15 feet away. Who ever shot fifty cent was pathetic.

I heard somewhere that they actually did him a favor because they shot out his tonsils and appendix with two of the nine bullets that were pumped into his African American flesh. This fact leads me to believe that they weren't trying to kill him. I think that they were trying to preform some sort of gangsta' surgery.

[stephinika]

^^
Bahaha, for some reason that 50 cent bit made me crack up.


And damn, Steven you gangsta.

[IVIike]

lol Josh that was great

[shadowfax]

SCREW YOU, JC! I am so gangster.

ME TOO. I'M GANGSTUH.

I eat whole wheat bread.

*nods head*

If a white guy shot fifty cent nine times then he would have died, it would have been over kill, and that white guy would have went to jail for the rest of his life for murder and hate crimes.

A black guy definitely shot fifty cent. I find that even when I'm blind folded I hit vital organs when pumping rounds from a 9mm at a target 10-15 feet away. Who ever shot fifty cent was pathetic.

I heard somewhere that they actually did him a favor because they shot out his tonsils and appendix with two of the nine bullets that were pumped into his African American flesh. This fact leads me to believe that they weren't trying to kill him. I think that they were trying to preform some sort of gangsta' surgery.

LOL

[*jeanna*]

you wanna know my hard life story?
i was raised in ghetto wisconsin where if you were walking across a corn field you could get jumped.

oh and if you were wanted they would spike your milk and kill your cows.

HARD LIFE

[Jeng]

i beat lil cbers up
















jk imma thug,thugaluggy

[xtwitchyx]

i was raised in ghetto wisconsin where if you were walking across a corn field you could get jumped.

Lol. Glad I don't hang out in those corn fields.

[hypnotique]

True thugs who came from the gutter... Tell your life story...and where you stand now.

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[brooklyneast05]

^no, they don't

[hypnotique]

^no, they don't

You ruined my dream to be a thug..

[brooklyneast05]

You ruined my dream to be a thug..

someone had to

[shadowfax]

you wanna know my hard life story?
i was raised in ghetto wisconsin where if you were walking across a corn field you could get jumped.

oh and if you were wanted they would spike your milk and kill your cows.

HARD LIFE

Really? How would someone spike your milk?

Wisconsin reminds me of That 70's Show. Gotta love it.

[karmakiller]

LMAO @ Josh

you wanna know my hard life story?
i was raised in ghetto wisconsin where if you were walking across a corn field you could get jumped.

oh and if you were wanted they would spike your milk and kill your cows.

HARD LIFE

Only if you live in Northern Milwaukee


That's why I listed my location as Wiscompton.

[*jeanna*]

Really? How would someone spike your milk?

Wisconsin reminds me of That 70's Show. Gotta love it.

it was based in wisconsin.

[fameONE]

[illriginal]

True thugs who came from the gutter... Tell your life story...and where you stand now.

Slit. your. throat, please.

[Elba]

LMAO. Ah, the good ol' Rico-bashing days

[fameONE]

I didn't intend on bumping this thread when I first read it, but damn, this shit is priceless.

[hypnotique]

True thugs who came from the gutter... Tell your life story...and where you stand now.

Well i was raised in the suburbs and the only way i could eat is if i would go and do my kinky things.but then a devloped AIDS at the age of 4 and had to quit "tha bidnezz" and go to kindergarten.There i was thrown out because i had herpes and they dont like teaching semi-retarded mexicans with herpes.So i decided to bribe her with baking big fat cakes because she was a big fat person.And thats how i ended up going from K-5th grade,When i hit middle school me and my longtime lover michael jackson junior invented a cure for mexican herpes and AIDS so i was cured,And from there i went to middle school and graduated the top of my 8th grade class even though i dropped out 1 hour within starting my 6th grade year. from there i went to college and went to the neverland ranch where i sell porn to newborns called "newporn"

[Be-Faithful]

I'm the only O.G with the brooklyn G

[brooklyneast05]

I'm the only O.G with the brooklyn G