Martha Stewart stole my underwear... |
Martha Stewart stole my underwear... |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
Ok, so she didn't really steal my underwear. She wasn't even near me. (Thankfully) Anyway... I feel so dirty after the conversation I just had. Now I can't sleep. I just really want to violate my man. Damnit, damnit, damn... Good thing I get to see him soon.
Maybe I should go post my latest sin of having impure thoughts about my boyfriend. Thoughts of the really dirty kind of sex never hurt anyone though, who agrees? Now I'm all over excited about my weekend to come. Damnit. Whyyyy am I such a freak? Is there really any explaination for it? Oh and I love how my topics never have anything to do with my posts. Well... Most of the time anyway. I also love how I share my personal life with complete strangers. Like they really care. Could be worse... I could be a transexual transvestite from transexual transylvania. I have no idea where that came from. Heh... Sooo... How is everyone who is still online at this hour? |
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![]() :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,636 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,459 ![]() |
![]() I'm doing quite well, I was a little worried about my friend earlier, but thats all cleared up now. I think I'm going to sleep soon though. its 4:28 here. |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
Well, I am glad that I can entertain somebody around here. That's my goal in life. I'm glad you don't have to worry about your friend though.
I feel the need to ramble more. I want to run naked through the wilderness and feel the freedom. Weeeeee!!!! Soooo freeeeee!!!! Maybe next year for Halloween, I wil lgo as a nudist. Muahahaa! Ok, to prevent me from double posting, I'll add some more. While I'm being a nudist for next years Halloween, I'm going to sing Happy Together. Think about it... A naked person, on Halloween, singing... So happy together! I can't see me loving nobody but you for all of my life. Heh, I forget the rest of the words. |
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![]() <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 ![]() |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
I'd like to try out being a motivational speaker. I think I would be good at it. Especially as a nudist. I mean, who wouldn't pay attention to the naked chick?
Wow, it's almost 4:00am here and I have to work today. Hee hee, I love life. You know what would make life better? Life would be better if I had wings, but not because I coudl fly. Just so I could go around saying "Hey guess what!?!? I have wings and they aren't maxi pads!!!!". |
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 ![]() |
It's 3 PM over here and it's also the last day of my short holiday. I decided to stay home and study.
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![]() Hey, I'm Mike ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 406,241 ![]() |
lol I love your post
![]() I'm doing ok I'm pretty bored actually |
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![]() That's what she said. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,559 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 130,200 ![]() |
What an interesting read.
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![]() DDR \\ I'm Dee :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 ![]() |
Um... um... hm. Strange topic, haha. I'm glad you're here Jane
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
I'm better tonight. I think I can act like a normal adult now. Or.... Maybe not. I can't make up my mind.
Every day, I look in the mirror and talk to myself. I'm like "You... Yes you! You are beautiful!" and then other times I'm like "You! Yes I'm talking to you! You will be normal one day!". But ya know, it just never happens. I don't think therapy is an option either. |
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![]() Antisocial Puppet ![]() Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 586,733 ![]() |
I love you Twitchy! You are the wind beneath my wings!
PS Do you think the government knows where I am yet!?!? |
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 ![]() |
I talk to my reflections sometimes to.
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
I find that to be most illogical. (Not really.) I don't always need to see my reflection in order to talk to myself. Sometimes I just talk to myself while sitting alone in the dark and other times I pick up the phone and then start talking to myself. It's amazing. I always know what I am going to say too. I'm starting to think that I might be psychic. Maybe I should read myself my fortune or tell myself what my future is. I would be better than that Cleo person.
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![]() I have 6 blue blocks :3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 ![]() |
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![]() -i-twitch- ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541 ![]() |
Heh, I gave it my best.
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