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little johney joke, missing ears
LatinaLady
post Jun 20 2004, 11:40 PM
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Little Johnny
Little Johnny's next door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the little baby was born without ears.
When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby.
Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, little Johnny's Dad had a long talk with little Johnny before going to the neighbors.
He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt hard when we get back home."
"I promise not to mention his missing ears at all," said little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at it's mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!"
The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny! 's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, little Johnny."
He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good?"
The mother said a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it is a good thing, 'cause he sure as shit can't wear glasses."


alli have to say is he is mean.
 
 
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post Jun 21 2004, 08:58 AM
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Lol dang that lil kid deserves to be spanked!
 
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post Jun 21 2004, 09:08 AM
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awww... :( poor mother
 
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post Jun 21 2004, 11:44 AM
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hahahaha. good one, he can wear contacts. hahahahaha, that was good, had me thinking, but good one.
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 03:28 PM
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aww poor baby!!! hehe which reminds me of a joke.......



three men are applying for the job as detective.... the interviewer holds up a profile picture of a man, and asked the first interviewee to name what's unusual about the man. The man replied, 'he only has one ear'. The interviewer shakes his head, and tells him that 'he's unsuitable for the job' and asks him to leave. The interviewer shows the next interviewee the same picture.... and he says the same thing. 'He only has one ear' The interviewer shakes his head again, and again asks the man to leave...... The interviewer calls the last interviewee into his room, and again, shows the profile picture of the man, asking what is unusual about him..... this time the man replies, "He's wearing contacts" The interviewer is amazed, "How did you know?! that's amazing!" The interviewee replied "He can't wear glasses, he only has one ear!"
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 03:35 PM
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AWwww, that's so mean! O_O
 
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post Jun 24 2004, 04:26 PM
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After I become Corrupt Evil Overlord of the Lord-Protectorate of Pomerania, and all of its Vassal States, I am going to appoint Little Johnny to the position of Faithful Lieutenant.
 
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post Jun 25 2004, 04:48 AM
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Yeah..kinda' funny, but kinda' wrong too.. blink.gif
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 03:56 PM
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that's so mean!
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 04:34 PM
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sooo cruel...but sooo funny!
 
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post Jun 26 2004, 04:36 PM
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so mean.. i dont find that really funny.. oh well :(
 
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post Jun 27 2004, 03:34 PM
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QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 24 2004, 2:28 PM)
aww poor baby!!! hehe which reminds me of a joke.......



three men are applying for the job as detective.... the interviewer holds up a profile picture of a man, and asked the first interviewee to name what's unusual about the man. The man replied, 'he only has one ear'. The interviewer shakes his head, and tells him that 'he's unsuitable for the job' and asks him to leave. The interviewer shows the next interviewee the same picture.... and he says the same thing. 'He only has one ear' The interviewer shakes his head again, and again asks the man to leave...... The interviewer calls the last interviewee into his room, and again, shows the profile picture of the man, asking what is unusual about him..... this time the man replies, "He's wearing contacts" The interviewer is amazed, "How did you know?! that's amazing!" The interviewee replied "He can't wear glasses, he only has one ear!"

funny. and yes mean at the same time whistling.gif wink.gif
 
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post Jun 30 2004, 11:24 PM
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hahaah how saddd!
 
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post Jul 3 2004, 02:21 AM
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hahaha man thats funni yet soo mean at the same time too
 
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post Jul 5 2004, 12:19 PM
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thats mean but thats funny llolss
 
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post Jul 5 2004, 03:30 PM
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LOL little johnny is a awesome laugh.gif
 
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post Jul 6 2004, 10:54 AM
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LMAOOOOOOOO...wow thats so rudeee !
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 02:42 PM
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he deserves a little spanky. pinch.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 03:50 PM
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ha ha ha good one biggrin.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 04:32 PM
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wow

major rudeness

lol
 
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post Aug 18 2005, 11:56 PM
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hahaha little johnny's going to get a spanking.
 
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post Aug 19 2005, 11:28 AM
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ahahahhaahhahahahah~~~
 
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post Aug 20 2005, 06:54 AM
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what a bad kid..
 
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post Aug 20 2005, 09:49 AM
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lol. Thats so messed up laugh.gif
 
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