Question about your ass |
 Oct 16 2007, 08:19 AM
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Do you scratch it in public?
My way: I try as much to stand close to a wall or a pole then I put my hand (gently) behind my ass and take a quick scratch. Feels soooooooooo good! |
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| *Steven* |
Oct 16 2007, 09:52 AM
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Yup, even scratch my balls if they're itchy.
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Oct 16 2007, 10:47 AM
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 [BRITT;;] Group: Member Posts: 764 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 433,210 |
my butt doesn't itch.
;/ maybe it's defective.. damn. |
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Oct 16 2007, 10:48 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 374 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,246 |
 i honestly don't remember a time that i've had this come up. maybe mine is defective too?! maybe i should get a refund? |
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Oct 16 2007, 11:02 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
Or I go to the bathroom if I have the chance.
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| *jeanna* |
Oct 16 2007, 11:05 AM
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you shake it out!
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Oct 16 2007, 11:06 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 374 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,246 |
^
 oh gosh, i would love to see someone walking around shaking out a itch they had on their butt. |
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Oct 16 2007, 11:22 AM
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That's a really good question. I tend to try and focus on something else... but I found a sure-fire way of a sneaky ass scratch a while back.
You feel an itch a-coming. You head off to the side of the pavement, bend down and pretend to tie your shoelace. Wiggle the itchy part of your bum *slowly* against the upturned heel of your other shoe. Works every time. Just don't give yourself an impromptu enema. |
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Oct 16 2007, 11:24 AM
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Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 374 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 196,246 |
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Oct 16 2007, 08:42 PM
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muhfucka yo mama's a bitch Group: Banned Posts: 1,461 Joined: Feb 2007 Member No: 506,674 |
Hell Yeah.
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Oct 16 2007, 08:46 PM
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 Miss DIY Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,294 |
uh, I just scratch it. *shrug*
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Oct 16 2007, 08:56 PM
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 Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
I usually just wiggle around if I'm sitting.
But if I'm standing up I just usually kick myself in the butt. |
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Oct 16 2007, 09:24 PM
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 ;) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,573 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 99,124 |
Ha, this has never really happened to me before lol, but if it were to happen I'd probably do it while no one is looking.
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Oct 16 2007, 09:32 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
Gotta get those wedgies out.
I don't think I've scratched my butt in public for, like, ever. I guess I don't have an itchy behind. I think it's gross when guys are grabbin' themselves and really diggin' in at themselves. I can understand and itch or adjustment... but if you're going to dig and keep your hand on your package for a couple minutes you might wanna go into the bathroom. |
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Oct 16 2007, 11:40 PM
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 vengeance. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,058 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 437,024 |
Lol No.. I don't think so. At least I don't remember my self being caught in the situation where I would of had to.
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Oct 17 2007, 01:10 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,071 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,748 |
Haha, sometimes.
 I don't know...depends. I just try to be discreet.
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Oct 17 2007, 01:17 AM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
If I'm with my close friends, I'll tell them that my ass itches and hide behind them or something and do my business. They have my back...I think...
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Oct 17 2007, 02:09 AM
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 :) Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,636 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,459 |
I don't scratch my bum-bum in public, but that is because I don't need to.
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Oct 17 2007, 02:34 AM
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 Cornflakes :D Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,541 Joined: Dec 2005 Member No: 322,923 |
I don't think I've ever had to scratch my butt o_O at least not in public. So nope, I don't think I would if I needed too.
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Oct 17 2007, 02:35 AM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
i actually rub my ass up and down on the wall or chair
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Oct 17 2007, 02:51 AM
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 <3 Group: Official Member Posts: 1,369 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 539,187 |
Dude if you gotta an itch, scratch it
 I just.. go behind somewhere where there's no one
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Oct 17 2007, 09:02 AM
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 (′ ･ω･｀) Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,179 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 72,477 |
Sometimes I just look around and if no one's looking I do a quick scratch. Or I go to the bathroom.
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Oct 17 2007, 10:39 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
HOW CAN YOU NOT SCRATCH YOUR BUTT?
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Oct 17 2007, 10:40 AM
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 I'm That Kind of Drunk Group: Member Posts: 21 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 509,733 |
eww....
I scratch my bare eyeballs all the time. |
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Oct 17 2007, 10:54 AM
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Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,223 Joined: Dec 2006 Member No: 485,356 |
Holly got busted. Haha.
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Oct 17 2007, 11:49 AM
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 cB Assassin Group: Official Member Posts: 10,147 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,672 |
QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Oct 16 2007, 09:19 AM)  Do you scratch it in public? My way: I try as much to stand close to a wall or a pole then I put my hand (gently) behind my ass and take a quick scratch. Feels soooooooooo good! My friend did that near a window of a house. |
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Oct 17 2007, 02:53 PM
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 :electro[u]nique: Group: Member Posts: 148 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 561,877 |
i dont' care where i'm at, or what itches. if it itches, you gotta scratch it.
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