cB is Hiring! Options

[*Spencer*]

So you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

• Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE FUCK OUT! Or just don't apply.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

• People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
• Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.

REQUIREMENTS

• Hypocritical thinking.
• Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.

HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**

[*Michelle*]

Hello, I'd like to apply for this position.

I think I am perfect for it.

I like to be very nice on this site, and I use words such as "maybe", "if", "possibly," etc but I never mean it. I also throw down the ideas of people I dislike or even the ones who simply disagree with me!

But anyways, the juicy part:
I would like to move up the ladder to take down people, while chatting in secret chatrooms about how to get people to step down. Sometimes I'm joking, sometimes I'm not. But who cares?

I'm a H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E and I prefer the healthy way: brown sugar.

Thanks for reading over.
---
I'd like to apply for People Staff. Thanks.

[jammylise]

lmao, it'd be funny, if someone did apply here.

**happy i took it off** ?

[*Spencer*]

^Applications only, dammit. GTFO!

And why did you quote my post?

[*Insurmountable*]

lmao

[jammylise]

Because i felt like it.
=D

[*Spencer*]

Please Stick To The Topic.

[jammylise]

Blah Blah, =D
It's not like you care.

Haha jk.

[iDecay]

Hi, I'm a bitch.

Hire me.

[*Michelle*]

Hi, I'm a bitch.

Hire me.

Short and insincere.

I like.

[*alovesopure*]

Can I apply for admin?

DANGIT! I don't fit the requirements... atleast not all of them.
I DON'T HAVE AIM!

[*Michelle*]

Can I apply for admin?

DANGIT! I don't fit the requirements... atleast not all of them.
I DON'T HAVE AIM!

Seriously. Spencer, add that to the list of requirements. No, add Trillian.


Damn, I don't use Trillian either :/

[EddieV]

Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm not necessarily a hypocrite however I'm an arrogant a-hole. I hope that's good enough! I work as a banker during the daytime and sleep at nights, so mostly I'd never have time to come on. When I am on though, all I do is post pictures of myself, and always talk about myself. I hope you will all consider me!

[*Spencer*]

Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm not necessarily a hypocrite however I'm an arrogant a-hole. I hope that's good enough! I work as a banker during the daytime and sleep at nights, so mostly I'd never have time to come on. When I am on though, all I do is post pictures of myself, and always talk about myself. I hope you will all consider me!

Ok, we'll set you up with Mike. Y'all sound about the same and he can be your staff mentor.

[*Michelle*]

Hey!

Who's my mentor?

[TangyBang]

Hire me. TY

[iDecay]

I want one too.

[*Michelle*]

Hey, we have til the 16th, Tina. I suppose Eddie got hired right away b/c he is really needed/ wanted. :T

[*Spencer*]

Hey, we have til the 16th, Tina. I suppose Eddie got hired right away b/c he is really needed/ wanted. :T

No, he just sounded identical to Mike. Good thing there was someone that already liked to flaunt their shit on staff or else Eddie was screwed.

[misoshiru]

hi, i'm rarely around.
so you guys can do whatever shit you like.
hire me.

[Note]

Ooooooh, I wanna apply for design staff. I'm good with photoshop, not people. I've been here for a while and I contributed a couple layouts. So yah . . .

As for the hypo thing, I guess I tell A LOT of people to stop using the word "gay" as a substitute for lame or stupid. But then I go ahead and call everything I like "hecka gay". Not really a good example so I'll use the homework thing. I don't like letting people copy my homework but then I copy homework every other day.

But to be honest, I'm not really that much of a hypocrite. But I AM surrounded by bunchies for 6 hours monday thru friday. If I have to learn to be a hypocrite to become a design staff then heck, I'll do it. Good enough? Hire me.

[Jennifer]

I want to be on people staff

But please only use me as a last resort.. I may end up outshining you all. We don't want that now do we..

LOL.

Nehhh.

[*tripvertigo*]

i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!

[*alovesopure*]

^ Best. Application. Ever.

If they don't hire you,... I'LL STEP DOWN!

Oh.. wait..

[*Uronacid*]

THESE HIRING THREADS ARE ALWAYS A JOKE!!! AGGGHH!!!

[*karmakiller*]

Wow, way to maturely handle things, guys

Shut Down.

[*tripvertigo*]

Do you think you have what it takes to become a staff member on cB? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a cB staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR

* Hypocrites. You must be willing to do so in an orderly manner. We only tolerate the best. If you can't be fake, GET THE f**k OUT! Or just don't apply.

AVAILABLE POSITIONS

* People Staff: People Staff are in charge of modding the Community Forums. They have no final say in any big decisions and are often overlooked.
* Design Staff: Design Staff are in charge of modding the Design Forums. They never participate in anything going on and live in the queue. They're input is asked for, but not required, nor recieved.

REQUIREMENTS

* Hypocritical thinking.
* Any messaging system that is not associated with the forums! You must know how to use it as it is means for you to secretly single out who you hate without it being considered bashing as it isn't part of the forums.

HOW TO APPLY
We're desperate, so just apply!

Deadline is October 16th for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application and judge the hell out of you!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!

**If you're selected, you will immediately assume the position of superior power, but your opinion still won't matter. It's like being a member with special powers, but these special powers suck.**

[*tripvertigo*]

any my app again!

i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!

[*tripvertigo*]

i just realized that this ISNT the VIP lounge.
Can somsone MOVE THIS or the original thraed?

*is slighty hungover*

[*Spencer*]

Move the original...because it's original. Though it should stay in here, they won't admit their faults.

[*Uronacid*]

cB hiring threads are still a joke :[

[*stephinika*]

Move the original...because it's original. Though it should stay in here, they won't admit their faults.

Huh?


I just woke up, maybe thats why I'm a little slow right now...but I'll move these to the VIP lounge then.

[*Spencer*]

NO! REOPEN THE ONE I MADE AND MOVE THAT ONE!

Please

[*tripvertigo*]

delete this one

[*alovesopure*]

cB hiring threads are still a joke :[

It's okay, they wouldn't want you anyway.

[*Spencer*]

FUCKING BITCHES! OPEN THE OTHER ONE! IT WAS OPEN WHEN IT WAS MOVED IN HERE, SO OPEN IT BACK UP, DAMMIT!

[*alovesopure*]

OPEN
OPEN
OPEN
OPEN
OPEN

[*Spencer*]

Take some fucking criticism, you uptight assholes.

[EddieV]

Hi! My name is Eddie. I'm not necessarily a hypocrite however I'm an arrogant a-hole. I hope that's good enough! I work as a banker during the daytime and sleep at nights, so mostly I'd never have time to come on. When I am on though, all I do is post pictures of myself, and always talk about myself. I hope you will all consider me!

[*tripvertigo*]

i guess they dont have mod privileges in vip though.

[*alovesopure*]

Head staff & admins have power here.

[*Spencer*]

Whatever, let her be insecure about something that hasn't even happened yet.

[*Michelle*]

Hello, I'd like to apply for this position.

I think I am perfect for it.

I like to be very nice on this site, and I use words such as "maybe", "if", "possibly," etc but I never mean it. I also throw down the ideas of people I dislike or even the ones who simply disagree with me!

But anyways, the juicy part:
I would like to move up the ladder to take down people, while chatting in secret chatrooms about how to get people to step down. Sometimes I'm joking, sometimes I'm not. But who cares?

I'm a H-Y-P-O-C-R-I-T-E and I prefer the healthy way: brown sugar.

Thanks for reading over.
---
I'd like to apply for People Staff. Thanks.

[*Spencer*]

Hello, I'm Spencer, and I'd like my thread re-opened.

[Tung]

I like to apply for the Banana Admin position

My experience is that I've had bananas up my arse many times, and I know how to work it. I've deep throated bananas, on many occasions, and I've gave it a hand job before.

[*Insurmountable*]

^Why not just be people staff and you can spread the banana love across the forums

[Jeng]

hi im jengamelanga and i want to be the ruler of the forum createblogadog

[*souperstition*]

any my app again!

i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!

HIRED!

Jeng, I'm too lazy to look at your posts. I need you to be a bit more thorough in telling me why you think you should be considered for staff. Try a good two paragraphs, bonus points if you make me scroll. Good examples are "I have the ability to do a complete 180 if needed if it means agreeing with the majority of staff members" or "one of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't post anonymously in Anonymous Shoutouts, and as CB Staff I will make it my top priority to put a stop to that nonsense." No worries, though, I won't read it all. My mind's already made up. You'll find out after the hiring session. Good luck!

[*Michelle*]

HIRED!

Jeng, I'm too lazy to look at your posts. I need you to be a bit more thorough in telling me why you think you should be considered for staff. Try a good two paragraphs, bonus points if you make me scroll. Good examples are "I have the ability to do a complete 180 if needed if it means agreeing with the majority of staff members" or "one of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't post anonymously in Anonymous Shoutouts, and as CB Staff I will make it my top priority to put a stop to that nonsense." No worries, though, I won't read it all. My mind's already made up. You'll find out after the hiring session. Good luck!

SINCE WHEN WAS DANI ALLOWED TO HIRE?!

[*alovesopure*]

SENSE NEVAR!


YAY! spenc, your topic is baccckkk!

[*karmakiller*]

Merged the topics, guys.

[*Michelle*]

Thanks for ruining it.

[*karmakiller*]

Hey, at least Spencer got his topic back. That's what he wanted.

[*alovesopure*]

^

SENSE NEVAR!
YAY! spenc, your topic is baccckkk!

i con spel gewd! HYER MEE!

[*Insurmountable*]

i would like to apply for design staff.
i have little to no experience with photoshop, and have no idea how to create a hyperlink with HTML.

But I'm great at redirecting people to tutorials! Sometimes I just say "oh gee i dunno!" and then wait for someone who actually deserves to be on design staff for "what they know" but is sadly still a regular member, to answer all the questions.

but i dont think createblog hires people based on things they know. i mean thats just stupid... HELLO?!

lol hey hey hey

I know what I'm talking about.

xD

[*Michelle*]

lol hey hey hey

I know what I'm talking about.

xD

Some of us should know not to take things personally ;] and others...

[Jeng]

LLOL THANKS DANI, ok ill just do it from scratch


I have the ability to do a complete 180 if needed if it means agreeing with the majority of staff members AND one of my biggest pet peeves is people who don't post anonymously in Anonymous Shoutouts, and as CB Staff I will make it my top priority to put a stop to that nonsense. I will be the best mod out there, I'm active, make all the requirements, plus I AM TEH BIGGHEST COOLLEST PERSON ALIVE.









jk.hire me losers.

[Smoogrish]

Okay, whoaaa.

I just looked through like five bazillion pages of old backstage stuff (from cbblast, right?) and I have to say I'm shocked (and more than a little disappointed) with what's happening. I mean, I pretty much have no right to say this, seeing as I wasn't here for like a year, but seriously. You guys need to stop the shit-talking and double-crossing and lies and just CUT THE CRAP.

Staff members are supposed to be "setting a good example" (harhar), not trashing each other and talking about other members behind their backs Backstage. That's not what it's supposed to be used for.

I was wondering where all the staff went.

Btw Spencer, this is an amazing topic.

MELISSA FOR ADMIN, LAWLZ.

[*Insurmountable*]

Some of us should know not to take things personally ;] and others...

lol i was kidding.

Although I am right, I feel like I'm the only person on design staff that actually knows how to make things that people haven't figured out or we don't have a script for it already >_>

like all the new features everyone has been clueless until I just go and write a script for it myself >_>

[*Spencer*]

Merged the topics, guys.

That was stupid.

Guys, this is what she said to me. She said since mine was closed, Trish's could stay open because her's was the same. WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF LOGIC IS THAT?

Unmerge them and delete Trish's like she told you to.

[*Michelle*]

lol i was kidding.

Although I am right, I feel like I'm the only person on design staff that actually knows how to make things that people haven't figured out or we don't have a script for it already >_>

like all the new features everyone has been clueless until I just go and write a script for it myself >_>

Some of them are too busy modeling for GAP.

[Tung]

Some of them are too busy modeling for GAP.

LMAO. I worked at Gap.

[*Spencer*]

That's different.

[Jeng]

HI ANDIEEEEEEEE

[Smoogrish]

HI MELISSA

[Jeng]

hey babeh long time no talk, where u been andih

[*Insurmountable*]

omfg it is Andie


HI ANDIE

[*tripvertigo*]

yknow this is the perfect example of someone not knowing how to f**king MOD.

why would you merge this shit?

[*Michelle*]

Hey, at least Spencer got his topic back. That's what he wanted.

This is the justification!

[*IVIike*]

Some of them are too busy modeling for GAP.

yeah making about $2500 a shoot

[*souperstition*]

Okay, but if I COULD hire someone, it would be Trish.

And I just thought I'd try to help Melissa improve her application.

btw why not just split the topics back up? I don't want to seem pushy, but I didn't see anything wrong with Spencer's topic.

[HakunaMatata]

Honestly, I don't get what's the big deal with Dee merging them. They were merged because they're about the exact same thing. (Er, that's what I gathered.)

And I wish I had the wit and balls to apply in this thread.

[*Insurmountable*]

^Well its like Spencer made the topic originally and instead of it just being moved to the vip lounge, Dee said "shut down" and closed his topic.

Which just pissed in his corn flakes so to speak.

Then Trish just copied and made a new topic here, which I mean kept it alive and was nice. But she said that this topic could have been deleted if Spencer's would just be re-opened and moved here.

But considering that Spencer's original topic should have just been moved here instead of receiving a somewhat offensive reply such as shut down and no real reasoning on why it was being "shut down" hes pissed.

i can understand why to be honest.

[*Michelle*]

Guys, I suspect another Rico.

[*alovesopure*]

Another Rico? Where?

[*davinci*]

That Fawaz guy from Feedback?

[*Michelle*]

No. He's in this topic...

Read Closely, He Doesn't Type Like This. That's For Sure.

[*alovesopure*]

Oooh, That Kid. I'm Friends With Him On Facebook.

Atleast He Doesn't All The Time.

[*Elba*]

Who the hell is Dee?

[*alovesopure*]

The only head staff; Karmakiller

[*Programmer*]

Use my application from last time...to lazy to even get into it.
good luck to the others.

[misoshiru]

the fact that no one knows who dee is should be saying something.

[*Elba*]

The only head staff; Karmakiller

Oh...

Wow.

[*alovesopure*]

the fact that no one knows who dee is should be saying something.

Yeah, but she's more active than half the staff though.

[misoshiru]

I know...but it seems like a lot of people don't notice that she's head staff.

[Tung]

thats because everyones being sarcastic.

[*alovesopure*]

I know...but it seems like a lot of people don't notice that she's head staff.

True, but she was originally Design Staff, meaning she was more in the Resource Center rather than the Community center. Which could be another reason why... but idk.

[*Spencer*]

Yeah, but she's more active than half the staff though.

Since when?

[*Spencer*]

No. He's in this topic...

Read Closely, He Doesn't Type Like This. That's For Sure.

MIKE, FTL!

[*alovesopure*]

Since we stepped down. STOP DOUBLE-POSTING.

[*Spencer*]

yeah making about $2500 a shoot

And how many shoots a year? One? Two?

On top of that, I know I don't go into the Gap, but you haven't been in commercials, print ads, advertisements, NOTHING.

I make about $5,000 every six 3-4 months...you know, actually doing what people call a job, instead of posing for child porn.

[*Spencer*]

Since we stepped down. STOP DOUBLE-POSTING.

Exactly, and still noone knows who she is, other than she ruins stuff.

[*alovesopure*]

Oh hush, what'd she ruin?

btw, I've never seen Mike anywhere in Gap (I go in there a lot).
But w/e.

[*Spencer*]

Oh hush, what'd she ruin?

btw, I've never seen Mike anywhere in Gap (I go in there a lot).
But w/e.

2,500 bucks says he doesn't have proof.

[*alovesopure*]

Well if he provided proof, he'd just be bragging and would sound conceited...

[*Spencer*]

No, he'd be 'shallow'.

In lamest terms, noone cares and we're right. He just automatically loses.

[*Insurmountable*]

True, but she was originally Design Staff, meaning she was more in the Resource Center rather than the Community center. Which could be another reason why... but idk.

I haven't seen her in the design forums since I've been on staff

I think he was being sarcastic...but I use to shop at Gap a lot, their shirts are so comfy.

[*alovesopure*]

Well, I was talking about before she was promoted. but w/e. haha

[*Spencer*]

She still isn't active.

[*alovesopure*]

Yeah, I know. Atleast not much, I think she lurks a lot. I was just trying to explain why people might not know who she is. That is all. butthead.