Girls are like..... |
 Jun 17 2004, 06:03 PM
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 dopey alan  Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,260  |
Girls are like phones, they like to talk a lot. if press the wrong button.....will be disconnected...
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Jun 17 2004, 06:07 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Well guys are like parking spots. The good ones are usually taken.
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Jun 17 2004, 06:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,531 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,624 |
haha very good analogies..i would have never thought of those. both true too
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Jun 17 2004, 06:14 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,733 |
oh yeah? well girls are like condoms, they spend more time in your wallet than on your d*ck
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Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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dopey alan Group: Member Posts: 215 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,260 |
Girls are like chocolate, very sweet sometimes......but if you hold it too tight, it will melt away
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Jun 17 2004, 06:15 PM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Guys are like tampons, only in there for one reason.
[i hope that made sense...] |
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Jun 17 2004, 06:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 413 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,733 |
haha thats a good one
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Jun 17 2004, 06:21 PM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
haha, girls are like toilets, the good ones are taken the rest are full of shit! HAHA i forgot where i got that..
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Jun 17 2004, 06:22 PM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
-_-;; Your supposed to be standing up for us.
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Jun 17 2004, 06:27 PM
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 FUNKosaur-robot-ninja-pirate Group: Member Posts: 47 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,320 |
boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs.
i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333 |
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Jun 17 2004, 06:28 PM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
QUOTE(im___radx @ Jun 17 2004, 6:27 PM) boys are like slinkys. they're fun for awhile, but eventually its just fun to watch them fall down the stairs. i wish i was the genius that made that up. <33333  hahah thats a good one!
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Jun 17 2004, 08:51 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
lol funny similes. anyways, the best isn't always taken since they like to wait until the right one.
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Jun 18 2004, 08:12 AM
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 GOT CREATEBLOG? Group: Member Posts: 779 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,544 |
I think it is all stereotypical
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Jun 18 2004, 11:54 AM
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 Powered By Love Group: Member Posts: 117 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,514 |
 Girls are like a game if JINGA.. you go for the wrong one and all falls down on you.. that was lame
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Jun 18 2004, 02:08 PM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet:
Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true |
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Jun 18 2004, 03:24 PM
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 ::destroy ure tv:: Group: Member Posts: 149 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,005 |
girls are like bank accounts. they come with lots of benefits.
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Jun 18 2004, 03:39 PM
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old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
guys are like used cars. they refuse to go the extra mile.
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Jun 18 2004, 03:40 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 290 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,423 |
girls are female, boys are male.
There. |
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Jun 18 2004, 03:42 PM
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 Miss Alice Group: Member Posts: 1,257 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,454 |
QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 18 2004, 2:08 PM) aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet: Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true awww that one is sooooo kyoote!!!!! okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go: Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. |
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Jun 19 2004, 02:47 AM
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 .....eat my booger Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,920 |
Guys are like lollipops, sweet at first. Each girl gets a small sample till they drop them and they lose their virginity. Now who wantz a dirty lollipop?
- dere so mean.. ><" |
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Jun 19 2004, 03:00 AM
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 ThePinkPanda Group: Member Posts: 760 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,168 |
I don't want a dirty lollipop
 Guys are like black lights. Easy to turn on, but not very bright. Just made that one up, so I'm not sure if it made sense. |
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Jun 19 2004, 10:51 AM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
lol these are really funny. i don't know any, where do you come up with these!
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Jun 19 2004, 02:56 PM
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.....eat my booger Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,920 |
keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote "
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Jun 19 2004, 10:22 PM
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 x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
I swear, that boyfriend remote always has me cracking up, lol...
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Jun 19 2004, 10:48 PM
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distortion in its craziest. Group: Member Posts: 1,053 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,325 |
heh, those are funny. too bad I don't have anything.
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Jun 19 2004, 11:00 PM
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 t3h koolest guy in cB Group: Member Posts: 2,194 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 513 |
girls are like porno's, they get you horny, until the bf comes and f*ckes if up....
[EDiT] lol im a dumb@$$, i think of the dumbest stuff.
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Jun 20 2004, 09:24 AM
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 did someone fart?! Group: Member Posts: 1,528 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,662 |
i want a clean lollipop..
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Jun 20 2004, 10:49 AM
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 hello. Group: Member Posts: 1,105 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,600 |
i cant think of anything all the wuns i kno yu people already sed
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Jun 20 2004, 02:58 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 7 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,155 |
wtf? some girls aren't talkative...not me..lols...before..but nows im pretty normal... but boys are like parking lots is so TRUE! haha...
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Jun 20 2004, 05:30 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
good comparisons. lol
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Jun 20 2004, 05:50 PM
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 LunchboxXx Group: Member Posts: 1,789 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,810 |
girls are like honey. they're sweet intill they get too sticky.
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Jun 25 2004, 12:18 PM
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 Me myself and I Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
pretty kool ne 1 have ne more
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Jun 26 2004, 01:32 AM
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 do not walk the streets alone Group: Member Posts: 25 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,834 |
wow HAHA i love the "boys are like tampons;;they're only in there for one reason."
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Jun 26 2004, 01:40 AM
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 No pictures, please. Group: Member Posts: 491 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,906 |
lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true
Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. |
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Jun 26 2004, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE(MisSyHangy @ Jun 19 2004, 2:56 PM) keke.. lolx.. " the bf remote " ha ha xD |
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Jun 27 2004, 12:01 AM
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QUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 26 2004, 1:40 AM) lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. i lub tha short story!! sho tru |
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Apr 11 2005, 04:41 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,845 |
QUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 26 2004, 1:40 AM) lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.  that's so cute! and very very true. makes you wonder... |
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Apr 11 2005, 06:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 4,591 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 77,305 |
keep them going.
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Apr 13 2005, 08:33 PM
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 Chtaime Group: Member Posts: 609 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 117,918 |
A really fast one is this.......Girls are like butterflies, hold them too tight and they will crush, hold them too loose and they will fly away.
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Apr 13 2005, 08:40 PM
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 SCHGEB!SCHGEB! Group: Member Posts: 1,786 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 66,217 |
lame...
guys are like ___ i dont have one.. |
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Apr 13 2005, 08:45 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 889 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,392 |
hah if boys r like parking lots...then DAYUM i gotta good one
 haha anyone know how much those boyfriend remots cost???? n do they sell them at COSTO?? cuz now i know what to get my best friend for her birthday  LMAOand i want to thank my knight in shining silver shorts for picking me off of that apple tree =) love u soo much alex <3 |
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Apr 14 2005, 09:59 PM
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s w e e t e s t Group: Member Posts: 808 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 46,149 |
QUOTE(mai_z @ Jun 18 2004, 2:08 PM) aw, my friend told me this one, it's really sweet: Boys are like stars, there are millions of them, but only one can make ur dreams come true awwww. i love that quote. sounds so sweet. 
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Apr 14 2005, 10:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 5,585 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 38,082 |
your signature is way too huge. I don't have any that I can think of right now, but the bf remote..that's hot. I WANT ONE! my bf is a jackass.
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Apr 15 2005, 12:51 AM
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 ^-^ Group: Member Posts: 1,676 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 107,668 |
QUOTE(XxKrNqTcUiTyxX @ Jun 18 2004, 12:42 PM) okie welll i got a few, i dont rili know where they came from tho ^^' here we go: Men are like laxatives. They irritate the crap out of you. Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion. Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. Men are like parking spots. All the good ones are taken, and the rest are handicapped. hahahah, I like the "Men are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright. " but I think that should be women because women dress themselves up an stuff, so it should be "women are like lava Lamps. Fun to look at, but not very bright." but ofcourse I Woudlnt' say that because I AM a women  Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table. too trueQUOTE(LiLmIsSvAnDy @ Jun 25 2004, 10:40 PM) lol I found a short story in someone's signature and thought it was very true Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree. The men dont want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten apples from the ground that arent as good, but easy. So the apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, THEY`RE amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who`s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree. lmao, tha'ts awesome
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Apr 15 2005, 04:46 AM
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 //* imamix Group: Member Posts: 97 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 126,148 |
yeah.
u're quite right. but not all the girls like talking. |
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Apr 15 2005, 12:00 PM
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 former member Group: Member Posts: 706 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 122,339 |
ponies
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Apr 18 2005, 06:59 PM
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 *~*Yo IcY FrEsH AzN!!*~* Group: Member Posts: 167 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 127,747 |
hahaha those are freakin hilarious......i got nothin blah..u guyz took all da good onez...
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Jun 29 2010, 09:30 PM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 1 Joined: Jun 2010 Member No: 759,901 |
I know tis looks to be dead but figured i might as well post this :D
"Girls are like RPG's, you gain XP as you go along, but the fights always get tougher." 
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Jun 29 2010, 09:36 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,665 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,364 |
Wow, at least make it funny if you're gonna bump a really old topic
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