the solution to hiccups |
 Sep 18 2007, 12:22 AM
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 isketchaholic  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154  |
this method works EVERY TIME. i swear.
if your friend gets hiccups, ask them how many chairs they have in their house. make them count, even if they're like "nyeeeh i dont waanaa." shut up just count. make SURE they are actually counting how many of whatever you ask for. next up, ask how many tables there are in the house; doors, lights, etc. ask about a couple items of furniture, then ask them if they still have the hiccups. they won't. rest assured, try this on that hot chick you've been eyeing for the past 3 months; i guarantee you she will be impressed. |
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Sep 18 2007, 12:25 AM
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 ٩(●̮̮̃•̃)۶ Group: Official Member Posts: 1,403 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,173 |
That's SOOOO stupid. My way is better. Once someone starts getting hiccups, just start shouting fruit names at them. I swear it works.
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Sep 18 2007, 12:25 AM
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isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
like sally?
i'm gonna try it. |
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| *alovesopure* |
Sep 18 2007, 12:26 AM
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 Both ways sound highly entertaining.
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Sep 18 2007, 12:27 AM
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isketchaholic Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 2,977 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,154 |
mine's the only one that actually works.
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Sep 18 2007, 12:27 AM
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 I am not afraid, I was born for this. Group: Official Member Posts: 805 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 565,063 |
That does work.
Especially for like Anxiety attacks |
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| *davinci* |
Sep 18 2007, 12:32 AM
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Get someone to scare you!
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Sep 18 2007, 12:34 AM
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can i sprinkle my pubes on u ;[ Group: Banned Posts: 176 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 568,257 |
QUOTE(doiink @ Sep 17 2007, 10:22 PM)  this method works EVERY TIME. i swear. if your friend gets hiccups, ask them how many chairs they have in their house. make them count, even if they're like "nyeeeh i dont waanaa." shut up just count. make SURE they are actually counting how many of whatever you ask for. next up, ask how many tables there are in the house; doors, lights, etc. ask about a couple items of furniture, then ask them if they still have the hiccups. they won't. rest assured, try this on that hot chick you've been eyeing for the past 3 months; i guarantee you she will be impressed. Thanks for this pick up technique betty I am now forever in your debt!!! |
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| *Programmer* |
Sep 18 2007, 12:39 AM
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For Girls:suck a....ahem Popsicle
For Guys: hold your breathe |
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Sep 18 2007, 01:22 AM
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 Yawn Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 9,530 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,772 |
lol, scaring sometimes works for me.
Though someone once grabbed me by the face and screamed, "Name 5 birds! Name 5 birds!" that got my mind off the hiccups for a while. |
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Sep 18 2007, 01:38 AM
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 I'm like a leaf on the wind, watch how I soar Group: Member Posts: 158 Joined: Aug 2007 Member No: 555,605 |
I always just held my breath. You don't have to take a massive gulp of air and look like an idiot, just control your breathing and hold it in for a few seconds. Works for me every time. 
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Sep 18 2007, 04:09 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Member Posts: 7,149 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 213,509 |
LOL @ sallys, i can actually picture sally doing it
my waay is drinking upside down [take a straw and start drinking/sipping with your head/face facing the cup.] |
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Sep 18 2007, 04:11 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 790 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 541,232 |
hmm... i'm going to have to try that next time.
i hate having the hiccups... they hurt :( |
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Sep 18 2007, 04:12 PM
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 ٩(͡๏̯͡๏)۶ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,309 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 65,593 |
I usually eat Bananas when i have hiccups.
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