food problems Options

[JerzDevil]

anyone got this problem like where they have nothing to eat in their house and u look in the fridge and all there is is vegetables u eat 4 dinner, junk, milk, oj, peanut butter and u find nothing else to eat. that's def my problem i mean there's not even chips to eat .. i gotta starve everyday u dig me? cuz i gotta worry about getting myself fed or not, there's no damn food to eat!!!! i either starve the day mostly out of the week and the other day ill just tell my mama to buy me mickey d's. shit life sucks lol

[dustbunny]

learn to cook. that or learn to appreciate whatever you have; childern are starving all around the world.

and stop depending on your parents for everything. you're 15 right? you should be old enough to be somewhat independent. don't expect your mom to spoon feed you for the rest of your life

[Crash2]

Didn't you make a topic like this before?

[JerzDevil]

1) My parents won't let me job cuz I'm in High School. (Which is not a fair reason)

2) Even though they let me, I can't get a job anyways. Not all job places accept your applications. Plus, my parents say it's hard to get hired. Shit, I ain't even graduate high school yet .. when you apply for jobs you gotta hand in your grades and shit, i ain't doing that junk .. what are you talking about ..

[dustbunny]

2) Even though they let me, I can't get a job anyways. Not all job places accept your applications. Plus, my parents say it's hard to get hired. Shit, I ain't even graduate high school yet .. when you apply for jobs you gotta hand in your grades and shit, i ain't doing that junk .. what are you talking about ..

what an excuse. go out and f**king babysit. AND LEARN TO COOK; you're f**king 15 already, when the hell are you gonna grow up

[anydaynow]

Just eat what you've got, you can't expect your mommy to get you mickey d's forever. Besides, would eating healthy really kill you?

[JerzDevil]

^well one of the people i don't remember who said u gotta hand in working papers .. and I have no clue wtf that is .. and you gotta go with your parents .. they say u need to hand in ur report card or something when u applying for a job ... so i definetely can't get a job until i graduate high school (which i got 3 years left)

[dustbunny]

A Pair of Red Chucks for 40 Bucks (U DIG, I DIG)
7 Tees From Hollister
2 Khaki Shorts from Hollister
5 Tees From American Eagle
8 Fitted Caps from LIDS
A Pair of Nice Air Ones for like 70 Bucks @ FOOT ACTION
3 Pairs of Jeans from American Eagle
2 Ralph Lauren Polos from Macy's
Enyce Hoody from Macy's
3 LRG Tees from Against All Odds (Total came out to be like 70)
A Pair of Girbuad Jeans from Against All Odds
A Pair of Timbs from Against All Odds
A Pair of Air Max 90's from Finish Line
2 Video Games at EB GAMES
2 Pairs of Sean John Jeans at Macy's
Air Jordan Tee at Foot Locker
IZOD Shirt at JC Penney
A Sweatshirt from Aeropostale
Pair of Levi's Jeans at Macy's
BRAZIL soccer shirt at one of the stands
A Pair of GR Nike Dunks at Journeyz
Bob Marley Tee at Journeys

TOTAL COST : Flooded my whole pocket and wallet out .. it was crazy .. you know my game ...

if you're so hungry, why don't you BUY LESS SHIT AND BUY SOME f**kING FOOD.

[JerzDevil]

what an excuse. go out and f**king babysit. AND LEARN TO COOK; you're f**king 15 already, when the hell are you gonna grow up

excuse me? 15 year old guys don't cook.

[JerzDevil]

if you're so hungry, why don't you BUY LESS SHIT AND BUY SOME f**kING FOOD.

what 15-year old guy goes to grocery shopping buy himself? of course i buy fast food when i'm at the mall and shit cuz there's obviously a foot court but mam, i am talking about inside home (breakfast, lunch, etc!!!!)

[dustbunny]

^ HAHAAHAHAHAAHAH what the f**k?

If your parents kicked you out of the house, would you learn to cook? HOW f**kING IGNORANT CAN YOU GET. you have obviously been spoiled and have no shred of gratitude and appreciation for what you have.

[Simba]

excuse me? 15 year old guys don't cook.

Speak for yourself, ninja. I know how to cook.

[dustbunny]

what 15-year old guy goes to grocery shopping buy himself? of course i buy fast food when i'm at the mall and shit cuz there's obviously a foot court but mam, i am talking about inside home (breakfast, lunch, etc!!!!)

who the f**k CARES how old you are? the fact that you think being 15 excuses you from being independent is complete bullshit. learn to take care of your own ass already.

[Simba]

BE A MAN

DO THE RIGHT THING </Russel Peters>

[anydaynow]

You're totally old enough to take care of yourself. If you'd really rather be arrogant and lazy go ahead and starve, but don't complain about it because no one will buy you crappy food that you just have to take out of the bag.

[JerzDevil]

ey man i'm 15, i don't have to cook. nor i don't know how. like i said, what kind of 15 year olds dudes cook. i'm still in the house and I live with the fam, duh!!! and if i'm still taken care by my family and under their umbrella (as in live with them), why would i need to take care of myself with food? (except for when i'm at the mall with people or some shit) i mean if there were at least chips and portable pudding, that'd be simple .. i could just grab n eat .. but i'm talking about MEALS here .. my house don't even got small bags of doritos ..

[dustbunny]

ey man i'm 15, i don't have to cook. nor i don't know how. like i said, what kind of 15 year olds dudes cook. i'm still in the house and I live with the fam, duh!!! and if i'm still taken care by my family and under their umbrella (as in live with them), why would i need to take care of myself with food? (except for when i'm at the mall with people or some shit)

so if you're freeloading off your parents, THEN DON'T f**kING COMPLAIN. I can't believe you have the guts to sit here and say your life sucks because your parents are out working to make money to raise you and have no time to keep the pantry stocked. it blows me away how useless your existence is.

[JerzDevil]

SHIT BUT THERE'S NOTHING TO COOK ALSO!!!!!

it's a wrap folks ...

[dustbunny]

nothing to cook? like I said, BUT LESS SHIRTS AND BUY SOME FOOD. idiot.

[Simba]

Wait a second, Jason's right. What kind of fifteen year olds need to cook? Heck, what kind of fifteen year olds even need to be potty trained, yo? We all should wear diapers and call our parents wipe our butts.

[JerzDevil]

nothing to cook? like I said, BUT LESS SHIRTS AND BUY SOME FOOD. idiot.

my mom could take care of that. she the one that goes grocery shoppin. not me. she got 2 other kids to take care of too, u dig> but she buys most shit that i don't enjoy eating ... you dig?

[dustbunny]

WOW. WOW. WOW.

why are you complaining then? her hands are obviously full and YOU COULD BE SOMEWHAT RESPECTFUL OF THAT and just APPRECIATE THE FOOD THAT SHE PUTS ON THE TABLE.

no i don't dig; if all my mom could put on the table was some f**king dirt, I'd eat it and be grateful for it.

[JerzDevil]

aight now ... if there was good food in the freezer to cook when i'm alone, i'd attempt to cook it u dig? but problem is, there is NADA!!! YES NOTHING!!! so what y'all want me to do? there ain't no 15-year old guys who grocery shoppin with their own money. that's the mother's job u dig me? shit, i don't even have a car ... lol ... ight it's a wrap, whatever ... you said it, doink.

[dustbunny]

there ain't no 15-year old guys who grocery shoppin with their own money. that's the mother's job u dig me? shit, i don't even have a car

If you have the nerves to complain, then you can get your ass up out of your chair to TAKE A BUS OR f**kING WALK to a grocery store and buy food to cook.

your solution is so easy; you're just too lazy to do anything about it. i wish you good luck with your life, cause you'll definitely be needing it.

[JerzDevil]

^I live in the burbs, there ain't no local bus to take you to a grocery store. Also the nearest grocey store from my house is 3 miles away. I ain't walkin that far.

[dustbunny]

^I live in the burbs, there ain't no local bus to take you to a grocery store. Also the nearest grocey store from my house is 3 miles away. I ain't walkin that far.

You don't wanna walk, then don't f**king complain.

I wouldn't be surprised if you'd be willing to crawl 30 miles to a 50 cent concert though.

[anydaynow]

Then why don't you just go with your mom when she goes to the grocery store?

[dustbunny]

15 year olds don't do that.

duh, 15 year olds only sit on their asses all day and complain on cb.

[anydaynow]

duh, 15 year olds only sit on their asses all day and complain on cb.

Oh yeah, because going to buy food you would actually eat is so uncool!

[jue]

What does it matter how old you are? I'm sure there are a bunch of kids younger than you that are able to cook. If you were that hungry then you'd figure out a way for food. If your mom buys food you don't like, you can tell her what you want instead of sitting here complaining about how hungry you get.

[*Steven*]

excuse me? 15 year old guys don't cook.

I started cooking in fourth grade. Thanks.

[xKatt]

Hahaha Jason got pwnt.

Stop depending on your mommy to do everything for you.

[dustbunny]

I started cooking in fourth grade.

A TRUE MAN.

[jue]

You stress the fact that you're 15 and too young to cook. So what is a good age to start learning for you?

[JerzDevil]

I started cooking in fourth grade. Thanks.

well everyone starts at different stages alright? people learn to ride their bikes without the supporting wheels at age 7 and some learn it at 13. we all different and the time will eventually come to us.

[omgomgKATHY]

well everyone starts at different stages alright? people learn to ride their bikes without the supporting wheels at age 7 and some learn it at 13. we all different and the time will eventually come to us.

Sure, but if this situation constantly happens to you(no food to eat at home) isn't it time you started doing something about it?

[no-name]

well everyone starts at different stages alright? people learn to ride their bikes without the supporting wheels at age 7 and some learn it at 13. we all different and the time will eventually come to us.

That still doesn't matter. You're 15. Your ass shoulda learned how to cook by now. Maybe if you don't spend so much time shopping for shit and complaining on cb about how you don't know how to cook maybe your mother will teach you how. You need to stop making up lame ass excuses. Get up off your ass and learn.

[jue]

You're not willing to learn to cook, and you're shutting down all of the ideas being given, you might as well just not eat.

[omgomgKATHY]

^word.
why bother post a topic about your personal issues if you're just gonna shut down all advice given or just give lame excuses as to why it can't be or why you won't do something. I mean common, you're not fooling anyone.

[Ington]

When I was 15, I cooked, cleaned, shopped, and worked while maintaining an A average.

[JerzDevil]

man how the hell do I get a job .. I want one but my parents keep barkin at me sayin I have to hand in all my report cards and records while applying .. is that damn true??? holy shit .. and my friend on the other hand, says u gotta hand in working papers .. man i'm f**king confused. life is tough.

[jue]

man how the hell do I get a job .. I want one but my parents keep barkin at me sayin I have to hand in all my report cards and records while applying .. is that damn true??? holy shit .. and my friend on the other hand, says u gotta hand in working papers .. man i'm f**king confused. life is tough.

How do you get a job? You get off your seat and go out and look for one. You make it seem a whole lot harder than it really is. You say you want a job, but you don't even know how.

[omgomgKATHY]

^ that comes from a fulltime working woman.

[JerzDevil]

^I ain't stupid, I know that .. but I'm just askin how you apply and shit .. do you gotta hand in shit?? I don't wanna embarrass myself when I'm applying, so I gotta prepare + manage and all that shit, u dig me? plus you don't get accepted all the time when you apply .. you can get rejected .. for some reason .. iono but from what my parents keep yellin, it dosen't sound too simple as u think it is .. you dig?

[omgomgKATHY]

you just have to hand in your Application and working papers ARE required in most places.

It's not like you're planning on applying at any major corporation...no need to 'prepare+manage'.

[JerzDevil]

^I don't even know what working papers are and where you get 'em, u dig?

[omgomgKATHY]

School councelor...

[jue]

Go up and ask the school..but wait, you're only 15. You shouldn't stress yourself to get a job cause 15 year old dudes don't do that. 15 year old dudes don't get jobs, that's just not cool. They rely on their moms.

[EddieV]

learn to cook.

Pretty much simplified...

[JerzDevil]

Go up and ask the school..but wait, you're only 15. You shouldn't stress yourself to get a job cause 15 year old dudes don't do that. 15 year old dudes don't get jobs, that's just not cool. They rely on their moms.

I see the sarcasm or irony or whatever the heck it is coming from what you just said, but it's actually true when u think about it. 15 year olds shouldn't get jobs. they should be more focused towards school work and since sophomore year is a very important year to set goals for your future (asian parents understand this) they should concentrate on doing well academically and contributing to the school to get credits instead of trying to get a job and work ... you could do that senior year or after you graduate or something. am i not right? i have a really strong opinion, u dig?

[dustbunny]

if you care so much about school, then why do you even BOTHER going on cb, or being picky about what your parents serve you..? academics are your priorities right? THEN JUST EAT WHATEVER THE f**k THERE IS. IF THAT ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH, do something about it yourself by COOKING. if you are unwilling to learn to cook, or are unwilling to buy the food to cook, then sorry buddy, LEARN TO DEAL.

[jue]

I'm sorry that there's so many obstacles in your way preventing you from getting the food you like.

[omgomgKATHY]

I say you starve. it'll be less of a hassle for you & everyone else.

[dustbunny]

okay...I will try to make this as easy for you to understand as possible.


IF YOU CAN'T APPRECIATE WHAT YOU HAVE, DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT; YA f**kIN' DIG?

[loljuliana]

aww Kathy said what I was gonna say.


but yeah. i say we let him starve.

and no, i do not dig.

[dustbunny]

^ I'm all for his starvation

[jue]

I dig I dig.

[iDecay]

Wow, how come I missed all of this? I'm sad, ya dig?

[dustbunny]

^ don't worry. all you missed was us owning jason's face. It'll happen when he makes another post, so..no worries!

[jue]

Tinaa! I love how you thought 'omgomgKATHY' was me in the Prada Phone thread

[omgomgKATHY]

^ you wish you were me

[SortedDetails]

....You know, I didn't read through EVERY post but.. Here's an idea:

You don't think your mother is taking care of you the right way by supplying you with junk food? Or babying you like it seems you think you deserve? Call Child Protective Services and state your supposed issues to a social worker. I mean, if it's THAT bad, going to a group home shouldn't be too horrible, right?

Sorry to the other CB'ers for continuing such a horrid thread, but I just had to say something. =\

[ernestprongs]

How pathetic.

[Jeng]

ya i do, but o well, just wait and starve till dinner

[godly]

quit pickin on him


get some easy mac, cup noodles, microwave lasagna, and some f**kin pizza bites, just go with your mom or ask them for money so you can go


thats basically my diet right now(+fastfood), and f**k you all. I didn't learn how to cook until 16, Jason must have a year or two left before he has to learn. The easiest thing to cook is f**kin omelets.

[Ington]

For the record, a working paper can be picked up at your school. Its proof of your age and eligibility to work. You just need to get your parents to sign something, bring in a note from your doctor that you are fit to work, and fill out a small form.

And no. Employers don't usually ask for your report card. And absolutely not, employers never want to see you with your parents. That shows them that you can't do anything by yourself.

[Detective]

You could hustle from friends and buy a sub from you're profits.

[JerzDevil]

quit pickin on him
get some easy mac, cup noodles, microwave lasagna, and some f**kin pizza bites, just go with your mom or ask them for money so you can go
thats basically my diet right now(+fastfood), and f**k you all. I didn't learn how to cook until 16, Jason must have a year or two left before he has to learn. The easiest thing to cook is f**kin omelets.

mmm I totally dig that

[dustbunny]

^ would you like to respond to everyone's solutions to your oh so serious dilemma jason?

[theRegalDance]

hahaha can you at least make a scrambled egg or omelette? its the easiest thing ever. i did it when i was in 2nd grade -___-!!! and i cooked for myself when i was 11.... girl, ur just plain lazy. probably dun wanna dirty them hands.

just TRY to cook. you said thers veges. go chop some garlic and fry it with veges until veges turn a darker green then stop... add moderate salt when nearly done and wa-la... _--_

+ its fun to cook and feel proud that you just made something yummy :D

(and its impressive to other pplz ;pp)

[iDecay]

Tinaa! I love how you thought 'omgomgKATHY' was me in the Prada Phone thread

LOL OMG REALLY?! I totally wasn't paying attention and it was late at night.

[*souperstition*]

Wow guys, I really think we're taking this a little out of proportion. Obviously he doesn't think he's less fortunate than other families who can't afford food, he's just saying that sometimes you look in the kitchen and it's like "blah" - you can't find anything that seems like something you might be able to put together. I mean, seriously, I've been there, half the time I go in my kitchen and I find the most random shit and it's like "wow we should really go grocery shopping". I honestly think that's all he's trying to say. =\

[dustbunny]

then he probably shouldn't be exaggerating

i gotta starve everyday u dig me?

because people actually DO starve to death.

[*tripvertigo*]

getting a job requires a moderate grasp of the english language, which he obviously doesn't have.

[JerzDevil]

getting a job requires a moderate grasp of the english language, which he obviously doesn't have.

lmao ... why are you still posting? and have you read one essay i've written or have you heard me communicate in real life? obviously no, so shut the f**k up ... don't judge my english by reading what i'm saying here .. it's online what do you expect .. you don't need to type while being aware of some things, u f**king dig me? or are you too dumb to understand what i'm still saying? fat cheeked slut.

[clarity]

vegetables are still food. o_o what's wrong with them?

ohhh i know, your probably a junkie.

[*souperstition*]

Eh, I'm just saying that by reading his post in no way did I gather that he thought he was suffering. It was just a complaint, something I complain about all the time, but it's not like it's a big deal. It's just an annoyance.

I use the phrase "starving" all the time to imply I haven't had a meal in several hours and I'm ready to eat. I just don't necessarily see anything wrong with it.

[JerzDevil]

Wow guys, I really think we're taking this a little out of proportion. Obviously he doesn't think he's less fortunate than other families who can't afford food, he's just saying that sometimes you look in the kitchen and it's like "blah" - you can't find anything that seems like something you might be able to put together. I mean, seriously, I've been there, half the time I go in my kitchen and I find the most random shit and it's like "wow we should really go grocery shopping". I honestly think that's all he's trying to say. =\

you've said it.

[dustbunny]

and have you read one essay i've written or have you heard me communicate in real life?

don't need to; your grammar f**king sucks. I don't even want to get started on your vocabulary.

[*tripvertigo*]

wow i've had sex with one guy for the past two years. i am such a slut. i mean, really, having sex at all is just slutty anyway. but you know what?

at least i get some. what the f**k do you have to look foward to in your life? sitting on your ass posting useless shit on cB while starving to death because you're too lazy and unmotivated to get a job or learn how to make your own food?

grow the f**k up and learn how to be a decent f**king human being, you illiterate jackass. you want some grub? maybe you should ask your mom if you can start breast feeding again, because obviously you're still attached to her tits anyway.

[JerzDevil]

wow i've had sex with one guy for the past two years. i am such a slut. i mean, really, having sex at all is just slutty anyway. but you know what?

at least i get some. what the f**k do you have to look foward to in your life? sitting on your ass posting useless shit on cB while starving to death because you're too lazy and unmotivated to get a job or learn how to make your own food?

grow the f**k up and learn how to be a decent f**king human being, you illiterate jackass. you want some grub? maybe you should ask your mom if you can start breast feeding again, because obviously you're still attached to her tits anyway.

get some? get what? get vaginaa?? ohhhh i see how it is .. girl's a lesbo, now. but it's all good. and i can tell you are still mad from what happened yesterday. lmfao. i'm not unmotivated to get a job. I want one ... I just can't. you dig? and why can't I? well ... because of my parents. they say it, and you listen to them. I have no choice. so what is it to talk about, trish? I mean ... you slut. ROFL. It's still summer, it's a Monday, I don't really have anything to do ... so yeah .. I'm here doing whatever I feel like doing. Is that a problem? If it isn't, just STFU.

[*tripvertigo*]

wow. you truly are a sad, pathetic excuse for a human being. if you have time to be a jackass online, you have time to grab an egg, fill a small pot with water, and boil it you useless assmonger.

yknow what's also good? drano. or chlorox. just drink a cup of one of those, and it should solve all your problems.

[*Podomaht*]

get some? get what? get vaginaa?? ohhhh i see how it is .. girl's a lesbo, now. but it's all good. and i can tell you are still mad from what happened yesterday. lmfao. i'm not unmotivated to get a job. I want one ... I just can't. you dig? and why can't I? well ... because of my parents. they say it, and you listen to them. I have no choice. so what is it to talk about, trish? I mean ... you slut. ROFL. It's still summer, it's a Monday, I don't really have anything to do ... so yeah .. I'm here doing whatever I feel like doing. Is that a problem? If it isn't, just STFU.

YOU FAIL AT READING COMPREHENSION.

[stormbringer]

sorry to butt in here, but why dont you , next time your at the book store or even at the grocery store, pick up a cook book.. it can be really fun!( or at least I think so)

[salcha4u]

GO MODS TAKE ACTION YAYAYAYAYA

[Simba]

Heh, something both the community and moderators alike could agree on...

[DarkImpressions]

That happened to me today!
Im like looking through the fridge, Its like stuff to eat, But like I always want somethign to snack on rather than flat out eatsomething.

[*Podomaht*]

i'm at 100%, fools!

[*souperstition*]

Stop the member bashing or warnings will be given out. This goes to both parties. You both probably don't care though.

No kidding. Jason may be in the wrong a lot of the time, especially when he fires back like he's done here, but he actually made a (somewhat) legitimate post this time. Instead of agreeing that sometimes it's hard to find something to eat in the kitchen, everyone tells him to get off his lazy ass and cook. Whether he deserves it or not is not being questioned here, the point is that the bashing towards him in this case and in many others was unprovoked, and nothing's been done about it. Fine, if he deserves punishment, punish him, but let's not set double standards for the other people who can't seem to tactfully express their opinions.

[1angel3]

learn to cook. that or learn to appreciate whatever you have; childern are starving all around the world.

and stop depending on your parents for everything. you're 15 right? you should be old enough to be somewhat independent. don't expect your mom to spoon feed you for the rest of your life

I was about to say the same thing.

[*souperstition*]

Suzzette, I'm definitely not questioning everyone's judgment on the several things he may have been warned for. Not at all, I trust that if he was warned, it was for a good reason. I was just a little perplexed by the fact that he was jumped all over in this thread and nothing had been said about it yet (if it had, I'm sorry, I probably missed it).

Yeah, if you can't tell I'm bored.

[ReggieM]

omg that happens to me everyday i feel you brother thank god i have a job now. And my mom only cooks for my dad!!! i cook but theres not any food to cook cant wait till i get paid.

[*chaneun*]

shit life sucks

yeah it sucks when you have a fridge full of food and there are people starving around the world, right?

[Shahin]

Has anybody seen that really bad movie Malibu's Most Wanted? Does this guy remind any of you of the rich white kids living in the suburbs trying to be hella ghetto?