Lawn Mower Accident, Poor Dog.. Options

[*Uronacid*]

My neighbor has... had this little runt Chihuahua, and it always pisses and craps in my yard. It makes me absolutely crazy. Sometimes it will actually look at me while it does it's business. I feel as if the damn thing is just out to get me.

So, one day I'm mowing my lawn with a push mower listening to my mp3 player when I see that damn dog sitting in the lawn taking a blasted shit. I was having a pretty good time listening to my music, and to make my good time better I decided to scare the hell out of this dog.

It's back was facing me, and it was squatting. I was literally going to scare the shit out of something. I turned my push mower up so I could run faster, and turned it towards the little bastard. He was about 15 yards away, but now I was closing in. 12, 11, 10... I was running faster and faster. Every step I took I could feel the vengeance made my veins surge with vengeance. 7, 6, 5... the dog wasn't moving. That mother f**ker was still shitting on my lawn.

I was going to have to slow down soon, but I couldn't just give up. This damn dog was mocking me by sitting there shitting on my lawn while I chased him down. I was not going to give up, and if I did give up I wasn't going to give up until the very last second. 3, 2, 1.. then it happened. I had forgotten about the fox hole that bastard's son dug in my lawn last. I tripped and fell, but so did the lawnmower.

I will never forget that sound. The sound of dog being mangled beneath the blades of my poor lawnmower. I screamed like a little girl as my lawnmower chomped away. I scrambled backward afraid of what had just occurred.

I was so f**king mad. "f**k you!", I yelled in a terrified scream while shaking from the massive adrenaline rush. The words rushed from my mouth like a little skinny kid trying to keep his pride with the last word after getting his ass kicked in a fight.

I grabbed the lawnmower by the handle and threw it across my lawn. There lay the carcass of that little dead bastard dog. "f**k you! f**k you!", I yelled with a pointing finger and kicked it into my neighbors yard.

Just as it landed behind his child's plastic play toy, my neighbor came out. "Shit..", I said muffled under my breath.

"What's all this ruckus!?", he exclaimed, "You're going to wake up my kid!"

"Sorry sir...", I said in a slave to master tone of voice.

"You better be sorry damn it!", He shouted back as he slammed his back door.

I ran over to the little play fort, grabbed the bloody mass that was once a dog trying carefully not to spill any of it's organs on my neighbors lawn. I ran into my house locked the door, threw it into my garbage can, and quickly took out the trash.

I feel so guilty about this. My neighbor has no idea. To this day their family still thinks that dog ran away. Whenever my friends see the paper with the dogs picture posted on it in the local quick mart they always laugh at me.

Has anything like this happened to you?

[dustbunny]

definitely not. that is some story though.

i overfed my fish once

[technicolour]

OMG THATS SO FREAKING HORRIBLE.






Yet, kinda funny.

I ran over a squirrel with my car. I feel bad. Idk why.

[*Elba*]

Are you serious? I'm pretty sure the chihuahua would have ran off before you could kill it like this.

[michellerrific]

what an odd dog.

i don't drive so i never crashed into anything. i think my dad hit something in the night though. but it was dark.

[bat19]

God damn dude. This is kind of like when we all blended my fish, or the time we slammed alex's cat into the side of his garage while it was tied inside a bag, or the time we stuck a branding iron up Jake's lizards ass, or the time we took hedge clippers to Sean's dogs feet. Damn dude, we're f**ked up

[*Spencer*]

That's actually a bit gross, to be honest. Something tells me this is fake, though.

[*The Markster*]

Whoa, that's sad. Haha. But yeah, I'd be really pissed if a dog kept pissing in my yard.

[DarkImpressions]

This is so sadd.

[Crash2]

Sucks for the dog and that family.

Nothing like that's happened to me though. I think a cat's been using my lawn as a litter box, though

[clarity]

i overfed my fish once

I totally lol'd reading that.


I've never done anything like this. Eeek poor dog. Although I understand you wanting to scare it, sounds like fun... or something I would do, excluding the lawn mower. That sucks though, for the dogs family that is.

[*Uronacid*]

Sucks for the dog?! What about my poor lawn mower.. that thing was damn near ruined.

[bat19]

^How long before the mower worked like before? Did you get all the Chihuaha pieces out of the blades? If it broke, you should have made your neighbor pay for it.

[lojay]

Err my brother kind of did that. We had this like family of rabbits in our back yard, and there were all these little baby bunnys... so cute... and my brother ran them over with the lawn mower. There were all these guts everywhere

[Jeng]

HOW COULD YOU? DAMN JOSH, JUST PICK THE DAMN SHIT UP. OMG SO SAD!!!! RIP PUPPY.

no and hopefully never. Although I almost ran a dog over because I thought the dog was walking away.

[*Michelle*]

Well, that is disgusting.

[*Elba*]

Did I mention you're very good at descriptive stories?

I have a Chihuahua myself, and I am a bit offended. Chihuahuas aren't stupid.

[*Insurmountable*]

^No they aren't stupid. This one was deaf if he didn't tell you guys

He doesn't think animals have souls All I can think about is buzzy getting picked up by the hawk and falling a 100 yrds and hitting the concrete road.

God damn dude. This is kind of like when we all blended my fish, or the time we slammed alex's cat into the side of his garage while it was tied inside a bag, or the time we stuck a branding iron up Jake's lizards ass, or the time we took hedge clippers to Sean's dogs feet. Damn dude, we're f**ked up

Lol, I still have that video

[*Elba*]

Oh my god, this didn't seriously happen, did it!?

[*Uronacid*]

^Yeah, thanks Holly. I forgot to mention that :P

Of course Holly would remember, i was talking about it all day long... all week for that matter. The dog was def, it figures.. ><

^How long before the mower worked like before? Did you get all the Chihuaha pieces out of the blades? If it broke, you should have made your neighbor pay for it.

I couldn't man... He would have found out.. :P

[*Insurmountable*]

^Which part?

The dog or the fish..

The fish video can be seen in this topic:
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...39177&st=25

I don't know if the video works or not though


The dog thing, well I mean he really didn't mean to do it. He tripped by one of the holes the dog dug up which I find kind of amusing..well just the hole thing..I felt really bad because he scraped his knee...Did that heal by the way?

[bat19]

hmm, I remember a buddy of mine had a chihuaha. He called it Mr. Buzz, after Buzz Aldrin. For some reason, my buddy wanted him to soar into space, fly with the eagles so to speak. Well, that dog is now dead. Im sure his dog spirit is soaring with the eagles right now.

!!!!!!forget the shit I wrote above. HOLLY!! Dont show the video, thats a horrible horrible video. It was about two years ago and I look really bad in that video. My hair was dirty, I was pretty heavy then, I just looked really bad.

[*Uronacid*]

^Which part?

The dog or the fish..

The fish video can be seen in this topic:
http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php...39177&st=25

I don't know if the video works or not though
The dog thing, well I mean he really didn't mean to do it. He tripped by one of the holes the dog dug up which I find kind of amusing..well just the hole thing..I felt really bad because he scraped his knee...Did that heal by the way?

Both

Yeah I'm fine. *kiss you*

[*Insurmountable*]

oh and well of course I feel bad for the dog too! At least it didn't really feel that much pain..and if it did it was only for like a split second.


But yea Josh couldn't shut up about it. He must have told everyone.

[*Elba*]

You guys should have saved the carcass and given it to Korea. She likes to eat dog, just like all Koreans.