HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELBA! Options

[*Spencer*]

elba turns 20 today.






















(ok, so actually, it's not her birthday, but since she's down in the dumps, give her some encouraging advice as to what she can do to move on and not think about tough situations.)

[*Elba*]

And you just made me cry... seriously.

[*Spencer*]

i'm sorry for promoting encouraging thoughts. happy birthday, anyway.

closed

[*alovesopure*]

Aw, what happened?

I'm not very good at encourging people over the internet, sorry. :[

[*Elba*]

Hahaha, shut up.

I need a drink.

[*Spencer*]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN CLOSED TOPICS!

sorry we're not much help, but maybe someone could pm her a song.

closed again, sheesh.

[SarahxJoy]

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.


?

[*alovesopure*]

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO POST IN CLOSED TOPICS!

I DO WHAT I WANT!

Here elba:

I wasn't really sure what you wanted, so take your pick.

[*chaneun*]

i'm here for you elba. just IM me whenever you need a vent. okay? and if i don't respond, i promise to get back to you asap. you know my sn. you really helped me when victor broke up with me, even though i'm not completely over it. your words and advice are different from everyone else's, in my opinion. like i told you before, you're still young and have a lot of time. you're a great, genuine, funny girl who's too good for him. and i'm not just saying it, either.
i love you mexico

[*Elba*]

I DO WHAT I WANT!

Here elba:

I wasn't really sure what you wanted, so take your pick.

I drink beer. Any of those New Castle or Heineken?

i'm here for you elba. just IM me whenever you need a vent. okay? and if i don't respond, i promise to get back to you asap. you know my sn. you really helped me when victor broke up with me, even though i'm not completely over it. your words and advice are different from everyone else's, in my opinion. like i told you before, you're still young and have a lot of time. you're a great, genuine, funny girl who's too good for him. and i'm not just saying it, either.
i love you mexico

Thank you Korea I hope things work out

[*Sandraaa*]

Aww ... my beautiful whore. I'm down in the dumps too
I just had the best sex ever.

[*stephinika*]

I already messaged you but yeah, like Christine said, if you ever need to pm or message someone, I'm here for ya and I'll do my best to help or just listen to you vent, honestly! Feel better babe. I've e-known you for awhile, though not very closely but I still feel like I kinda know you and stuff so yeah...don't worry and feel happy!

[*Elba*]

Thank you Spencer, Kara, Sarah, Christine, Sandra, and Steph I appreciate it. A LOT

[Rachel]

And girl, you know I am here. I will fly to you and kick that boys ass if he makes you cry again. You are far to gorgeous and intelligent to let his scum upset you .

[*Sandraaa*]

When things didn't work out with Gabriel, I went guy shopping and found Joseph. Trust me when I say DON'T DO IT. *sigh* Eat some ice cream Elba.

[*alovesopure*]

Thank you Spencer, Kara, Sarah, Christine, Sandra, and Steph I appreciate it. A LOT

Even though I didn't do much to help, you're welcome. I'm sorry about whatever happened.
And I hope everything gets better soon.

[*Insurmountable*]

awe

Cheer up, I'm with Kara...I'm not good at the whole cheering up people. But from the looks of it this is over a guy...then I have to agree with what Rachel said, don't let this guy make you upset.

[xcorphz]

whoOoOoOshhhHHh.....!!!!!

hi ELBA..
yOur new friend SHARY is here 4 u..
YEAH..

---->> pOop! teleport failed+++

gee..if i can just teleport
there i'll gonna kick his ***
'till he drops into a very far place..

specifically!
*in the dump area here in phils.*

me toO..same here! hOpe everythings gOnna be fine..
A.S.A.P.

if u can..
try to bump your head on the wall..
sO yOu'll have
*AMNESIA*
tO fOrget everything that happened 2 u..

~juz kiddin!!!~
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

[*Insurmountable*]

^o_O

what f**king time is it there?

(seeing a post like that at 4 in the morning is a little uhm surprising would be a nice word)

[HakunaMatata]

I don't know you very well (or at all, for that matter), but it's wonderful to see all the people that love and care. Good luck with the coming days and feelings; from what I can tell, you have a strong support system and a ready attitude. :]

[misoshiru]

elba!!

i know we don't talk much, but you can always pm/email me. or we can bitch together and whatnot about how guys are asses.

[pinacoolada]

There's always someone better out there.

[misoshiru]

Yanners - Yeah there should be a guys are asses thread. I'm sure a lot of people have a lot to say about that

definitely! too bad swearing of guys never works.

[*ersatz*]

I'm sorry. The best advice I can give is just to wait it out because it will only get better with more time. And focus your attention on your brother instead because that's something you can help yourself with.

[*chaneun*]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ELBA!

Wow, what Christine said was really sweet. I have just never really seen her get serious before, it was nice.

Yanners - Yeah there should be a guys are asses thread. I'm sure a lot of people have a lot to say about that

;D

[*Spencer*]

i believe a guy made this thread...stop being stereotypical.

[DarkImpressions]

Just keep your Head Up Elba!
Your a nice girl,And please continue to be one!

[heyyfrankie]

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[*Uronacid*]

Happy birthday, you get 20 spankings!!

[*SinfullySweet*]

Happy birthday Elba!

[*Spencer*]

Happy birthday, you get 20 spankings!!

Happy birthday Elba!

don't post if you're not going to read the topic.

[*Uronacid*]

don't post if you're not going to read the topic.

i did... I just thought a good spanking would help xD

[*Spencer*]

gtfo

[*SinfullySweet*]

don't post if you're not going to read the topic.

I didnt see the extra sentances at the bottom I'm sorry Elba. A walk always helps to clear out your mind. Spend some time with your family

[*Spencer*]

I didnt see the extra sentances at the bottom I'm sorry Elba. A walk always helps to clear out your mind. Spend some time with your family

she's going to the drive in with her cousins on friday...does that count?

[*Uronacid*]

gtfo

I was confused about what this meant... but I looked it up. For those who didn't know (like me, I'm a nooby).

GTFO = get the f**k off

as in...

she's going to the drive in with her cousins on friday...does that count?

are you her boyfriend?

[Rachel]

I was confused about what this meant... but I looked it up. For those who didn't know (like me, I'm a nooby).

GTFO = get the f**k off

as in...

http://mazarin.pandarage.com/gtfo.jpg
are you her boyfriend?

Get the f**k out.

Reason for edit: IMG tags. [:

[*Spencer*]

are you her boyfriend?

would it make you jealous? stop posting in here, really. you're beginning to irk me.

[*Uronacid*]

would it make you jealous? stop posting in here, really. you're beginning to irk me.

Lol, no way. It was just a simple question. I have my own babe I cherish and love. I don't know why I irk you. I'm just as sarcastic as you are. Maybe you just hate people who act like yourself. :P

Just chill. This internet is for fun.

[brooklyneast05]

I'm just as sarcastic as you are. Maybe you just hate people who act like yourself. :P

no post of urs that i've read has been anything like his

[*Steven*]

Elba come hang w/ Michelle and I. You can laugh at our height difference

[*Elba*]

It's not really my birthday, Suzzette.

And Steven, I AM your height difference Too far away though

And thanks guys

[Rachel]

IM CLOSER BABBBBY!

[*Steven*]

you're 5 foot flat Oo?

happy birthday in a month 7 days

[*Elba*]

Rachel, have you always lived in AZ?

And I am 5'8", so I was exaggerating :x

[Rachel]

Umm, AZ until I was 4, Cali for a few years, back to AZ until junior year, MA until graduation. My parents just moved back.

[michellerrific]

i guess i'll use this chance to say something. so, hi elba. i know we hardly know each other, if you even know my name at all. but, just to let you know, i do honestly like your personality (and i think you're pretty but i suppose that's beside the point, heh). well, i can't really think of anything else to say but if you ever want to talk or anything, i'll be around.

[*SayBloodyMary*]

Elba, if it makes you feel any better, you were always far better looking than him.



Team up with Melba, and kick his ass. Then, sell him as a sex slave to a fat man.

[Rachel]

Elba, if it makes you feel any better, you were always far better looking than him.



Team up with Melba, and kick his ass. Then, sell him as a sex slave to a fat man.

Melba is teh sex.

[*SayBloodyMary*]

She is indeed.

[*Spencer*]

stop spamming in my topic!

verbal warning.

[dustbunny]

ELBA! I hope you enjoyed the pizookie

[towntown2]

Elba, go shopping and get a mani-pedi.
Have yourself a spa day.

[HoodNigga]

Happy Bday Elba, is it okay if I get hyphy and crash the party.

[*Uronacid*]

Elba,

I don't know. I probobly never will. I could care less if it's your birthday or not. I hope you have a fantastic-super-amazing day. You are someone very special to my heart. I can only hope day I can have the honor of danceing with you to an old and slow sexy sixties dance song. My heart aches for the taps of your footsteps on the dance floor.

I'm writing this from Iraq. The Desert where I pray I will not die. I can here the bullets ahead. Every breath I take brings me close to the freedom of home, and the though of meeting you in person.

Hope to see you soon.

Your love,

Jackson

[*Michelle*]

Elba you are one of the most wonderfulest people ever.

Even though I only know you via internet, you still rock my pants. >_>

[ReggieM]

And i dont know really what to say cause i dont know your sitution, but did you forget that you're effing hot? and now the leading cause of global warming.And it was really hot yesterday!

[weed]

Happy Birthday ♥


have you and your boyfriend got back together?

Look at it like this, at least yournot ugly!

[YourSuperior]

Happy Birthday Elba!

[Rachel]

IT'S NOT HER BIRTHDAY

Happy Birthday ♥
have you and your boyfriend got back together?

NONONONONO. She is NOT taking him back even when he realizes what a douche he is for leaving.

[arghrawr]

Awww Elbaaa.
I dunno what's going on, but cake makes everything better!!!
Don't let anything get you down because I love your dynamic personality...At least, I get the impression you are dynamic from your posts.

[pinacoolada]

Elba,

I don't know. I probobly never will. I could care less if it's your birthday or not. I hope you have a fantastic-super-amazing day. You are someone very special to my heart. I can only hope day I can have the honor of danceing with you to an old and slow sexy sixties dance song. My heart aches for the taps of your footsteps on the dance floor.

I'm writing this from Iraq. The Desert where I pray I will not die. I can here the bullets ahead. Every breath I take brings me close to the freedom of home, and the though of meeting you in person.

Hope to see you soon.

Your love,

Jackson

Wtffff. o_o

[shiftieeyedpnoi]

You're old. :3

[*Programmer*]

Hmm. How do i put this lightly.... WTH WERE YOU THINKING? IM GLAD YOU TWO BROKE UP. THANK JEEBUS! Elba...sorry it happened. But things have a way of balancing out for the better. I hope you find the right guy.

[ReggieM]

ok happy 7th day of august?

[*tripvertigo*]

why so sad panda bear?

[*Elba*]

My boyfriend broke up with me. And today we were going to meet up somewhere to talk, but he said last minute he had other things to do. Then he calls me and starts yelling at me for giving him shit about not seeing me...

[dustbunny]

hypocrite..tsk

[*tripvertigo*]

f**k that a-hole. give me his phone number.

[*Elba*]

Haha. No, then he really wont give me another chance :x

I'm okay now, I have a couple more days to think.

[*Sandraaa*]

He won't give you another chance? You are completely in love with this guy, aren't you?

[*Spencer*]

Aren't you guys hanging out tonight?

[*Elba*]

He won't give you another chance? You are completely in love with this guy, aren't you?

Head over heels.

Aren't you guys hanging out tonight?

It was supposed to be in the afternoon. He canceled on me.

[Rachel]

Haha. No, then he really wont give me another chance :x

I'm okay now, I have a couple more days to think.

Darling you should be the one taking his stupid ass back.

[*tripvertigo*]

forget about him. date me!

[*Elba*]

Haha. I wish I could look at the situation from the outside and tell myself to just forget about him, but I can't.

[*Moderator*]

This calls for some partying. A little socializing will get the good ol' Elba out, no?

[Ington]

NO WAY, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY? I'VE MISSED SO MUCH.

edit: ..deceiving title. :[

I came back to cb for you.
So smile and do a little dance.

[*Elba*]

I thought this should be its own topic. >.>

A sonnet by me. The structure: 14 lines, abab cdcd efef gg, iambic pentameter.

This is to you my dearest Ariel,
You have one of the best abs on CB,
They make me think of a damn burial,
Just kidding cause they make me think of me.

When you take off your shirt it makes me wet,
I think of all the fun that we could have,
To get you in my bed, oh my, just bet,
And think of all the fun that we could have.

Although you said my breats are silicone,
And that you lick better than all the rest,
I did forget to mention on the phone,
That I want you to lick my sexy chest.

So Ariel, although you smell like poo,
I want to let you know that i love you.

[bows]

[Rachel]

Ariel, you're ass best be staying around.

[Ington]

Elba: Greatest. Poem. EVAR.
Rachel: I'll try, baby. And, your*. ;D

[Rachel]

Ohh you are riiiight, too much marijuana.

[misoshiru]

ariel!! you better stay here this time.


ELBA, you should be the one making him grovel at your feet, him begging you to take him back.
wow, that is so grammatically weird.

[transcendentalis...]

i'm pretty sure that i've never talked to you in my whole cb life. haha.

but hell, i mean i've seen you around enough to know that tons of guys would chop off their left nuts to be with you. you're a hilarious person with enough personality for your whole neighborhood, and if he treats you like shit, he's shit. you're obviously too good for him.

and cb loves you :) but you already know, right?

edit;
oh yeahh, if you ever feel angry enough to poison this dude, let me know, because i can totally help you out there.

[heyyfrankie]

ELBA SUZZANNE MARIA CHARLENE GARCIA GONZALES!!!!!
you (and your long ass mexican name) do not need that a-hole.



I f**kING LOVE YOU, OKAY?!!

[*Elba*]

You guys are hilarious Thank you so much.

You know what would make me feel even better? If someone helped me figure out how to send a message to a person under 16 on myspace I can't lower my age and she hasn't accepted my friend request.

Oh man, if you could see the message I am sending her

[HakunaMatata]

You know what would make me feel even better? If someone helped me figure out how to send a message to a person under 16 on myspace

HAHAHAHAH.

I don't know how to, but for someone reason, that line was HILARIOUS.

[transcendentalis...]

elba, don't go all rico on us now.

jaykay rico. jayyykay

[*Elba*]

Well, here is the thing. I made a fake profile to befriend this home wrecker--really. We were messaging each other, her knowing the profile was fake, but then she got mad and deleted it from her friends list. Now, I am trying to respond, through my real profile, but she has her age set at 15. OOOOOOOOH

[*stephinika*]

^^
Haha, oh jeez...and is that really your whole name? Wow, it beats mine I think! But anyways, I agree with Rachel, it should be him begging you to come back...though I know its hard to step out from where you are in the situation and agree but try your best hon. You're a toughie I know it.

And on a side note...ARIELLLL!

[*Elba*]

Haha, thanks Steph. My name is only Elba O----- Ho--. Short, really. Frankie is just racist against Mexicans agains

[*Sandraaa*]

Elba, you pedo! Haha!

[*Steven*]

Silly Elba, trix are for kids!


Hello Ariel :), you don't know me but I know you :D I hear you made Michelle's ex jealous

[*Uronacid*]

Silly Elba, trix are for kids!
Hello Ariel :), you don't know me but I know you :D I hear you made Michelle's ex jealous

Good job you tramp. :D

[*Steven*]

^Hmmm?

[*Uronacid*]

^Hmmm?

"I'm gonna chain you/ Make you sleep out of doors/ You're so fetching when you're down on all fours/ And when you hear your master/ You will come a little faster, thanks to/ Bitch School."
-Spinal Tap (Bitch School)

Download it off limewire, it's about dog training.

[*Steven*]

I was asking what you meant by your previous statement, but aside from that, let's stick to the topic :)

[*Uronacid*]

I was asking what you meant by your previous statement, but aside from that, let's stick to the topic :)

Good idea.

[bat19]

You're one of the good ones. Happy Birthday, may all your dreams come true.

[*Elba*]

Thank you, I hope they do.