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post Aug 5 2007, 12:32 AM
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Have you ever wanted to shit so bad only notice there's no toilet paper after you're done? _dry.gif

Yes that happened to me today, I had to call up someone to fetch me some toilet paper. f**k it.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 12:34 AM
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AWWWWWWWWWW, you and steph webcammed, how cute.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 12:38 AM
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LMFAO! This topic makes me just.. LOL laugh.gif

But no, haha, their either always a few rolls under the sink, or I check it there is some already thumbsup.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 12:54 AM
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Yar. I've taken a shit only to realize no toilet paper. Luckily there was no one home so I could waddle around the house without worry of being spotted.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 01:01 AM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Aug 4 2007, 10:54 PM) *
Yar. I've taken a shit only to realize no toilet paper. Luckily there was no one home so I could waddle around the house without worry of being spotted.

Did you walk around the house normal, or did you walk with your legs bent, kind of squatting?
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 01:01 AM
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AHAHA i barely had any toilet paper...but i did have some left...

i hate when i start showering and realize the towel's outside the bathroom though
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 01:02 AM
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Hershy's squirts! LOL
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 01:10 AM
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AWWWWWWWWWW, you and steph webcammed, how cute.

kevin dont spam. you jealous?
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 01:38 AM
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I HATE that. It happens to my sister a lot. Whenever she calls me I have to close my nose because she opens the door really wide.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 01:54 AM
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It's never happened to me. I guess I'm just lucky.

...or well stocked. lol
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 02:05 AM
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cl3xu5sp33d: goddamn
cl3xu5sp33d: this world is so shitty
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 03:16 AM
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Eurgh. It was only a pee for me once when that happened and I realized there was no toilet paper...so now I always check to make sure there is some first.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 03:52 AM
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QUOTE(Elba @ Aug 4 2007, 11:01 PM) *
Did you walk around the house normal, or did you walk with your legs bent, kind of squatting?

laugh.gif Sexy visual.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 06:17 AM
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haha lol. This happened to me once while I was at my best friend's house. She didn't have any toilet paper in the bathroom! I had to hout at her to bring me some, and the way she threw the roll in, it ricoshe'd off the mirror so it landed on the other side of the bathroom, so I still had to get up and grab it. She was laughing so hard. whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 10:59 AM
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QUOTE(Elba @ Aug 5 2007, 01:01 AM) *
Did you walk around the house normal, or did you walk with your legs bent, kind of squatting?

Kinda squatting. I could just stand up straight, it would get all over me, ya know?
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 01:56 PM
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Yees and I blame my sister because she's the last one who USED IT. =smack-
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 02:12 PM
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yeah, but luckily, there's always extra toilet under the sink. but i always check to see if there's any tp left. lol
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 02:15 PM
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Yes but I have the toliet paper in my bathroom, so it was ok.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 03:14 PM
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QUOTE(Steven @ Aug 5 2007, 08:59 AM) *
Kinda squatting. I could just stand up straight, it would get all over me, ya know?

Yeah, that's why I asked. Just wanted to see if you were dirty.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 03:31 PM
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Yes that happen to me. I hate when that happen and you can't find any toilet paper AT ALL ohmy.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 03:55 PM
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laugh.gif Wow. I always check to see if thee's toilet paper. Never happened to me. _smile.gif
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 05:47 PM
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Hahahha wow,I actually have to say I actually laughed out lol. _smile.gif
This has happened to me when I was like in 5th grade..
Hahha.
Now I just like check to make sure that its some in there already!
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 05:52 PM
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Now I just like check to make sure that its some in there already!


I do now, I hate learning the hard way
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 05:54 PM
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OMGee, that's the worse
specially if your home alone, and no one can
go get you napkins or something..geesh
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 05:55 PM
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laugh.gif Wow. I always check to see if thee's toilet paper. Never happened to me. _smile.gif


Sometimes you just have to go really bad and you see some toilet paper and assume it's enough, only to be disappointed.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 09:23 PM
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QUOTE(xlinh @ Aug 6 2007, 02:16 AM) *
wtf julia
YOURE A BITCH

and no cause i can hold it in enough to run and get myself a roll...

SHUT UP YOU BITCH IMMA BETCH SLAP YOU.















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post Aug 5 2007, 09:32 PM
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That has never happened to me but that always seems to happen to my brother
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 10:53 PM
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this makes me laugh, but i have 2 tell u, hunnie...there's worse things in life that going 2 do the number 2 and there's not tissue...dont sweat it, ur not the only one its happened 2
 
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That happened to me many times. But alas, I found a technique to rid of that from happening. whistling.gif
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 02:57 PM
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Did your BF ever used plastic bags because he forgot to buy condoms and you 2 are just about to have sex?:)))
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 05:50 PM
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Did your BF ever used plastic bags because he forgot to buy condoms and you 2 are just about to have sex?:)))


My friend use a zip lock bag, no lie.
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 05:52 PM
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ROTFL, a couple times at home THANK GOD! haha
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 06:00 PM
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If it does happen to me, I'll just use tissues. I always have to bring toilet paper to my brother though. haha.
 
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