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*Elba*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:13 PM
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What is your most embarrassing purchase?

I went to the Hustler store yesterday shifty.gif My boyfriend was buying me something and I was so embarrassed to go to the register. What was even more embarrassing is when the cashier had to test it out laugh.gif

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*Steven*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:15 PM
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When I went to go buy you glasses but your nose was too big
 
*Elba*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:16 PM
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My nose is perfect. Stfu.
 
*Steven*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:16 PM
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Besides, I'm not into whities
 
*Steven*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:16 PM
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Well I got the kind that looks like a highlighter, so they didn't realize it was a vibrator.
 
*Elba*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:17 PM
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Steve likes it in the butt. He has no shame when he buys his sex toys. At least that's what Michelle told me shifty.gif
 
*Steven*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:17 PM
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G-Spot hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
 
*Elba*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:27 PM
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You love your butt plug, don't you?
 
*Steven*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:28 PM
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HOLY SHIT YOUR NOSE! Is that why you were so embarrassed to buy it? rofl1.gif



Sometimes when I go to buy Michelle a stuffed animal or something, I'm like wow I must look pretty prissy carrying around this doll thing.
 
*Elba*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:32 PM
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DAMN, YOU AND SPENCER ALWAYS GET ME stubborn.gif
 
*Spencer*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:36 PM
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i guess it's not a secret anymore.
 
*Steven*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:36 PM
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That Elba's nose looks like a butt plug?
 
*Spencer*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:40 PM
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that too.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:59 PM
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Hobos!
 
*Steven*
post Aug 4 2007, 03:59 PM
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I once bought tampons, but wasn't embarrassed. Then there was this one time my friend went to a dollar store and asked if they had home pregnancy tests (he was a guy btw) then he got one and asked her how to use it. She explained it to him and he said thanks and walked away.
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 04:11 PM
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I haven't buy anything like that.
 
anime-essence
post Aug 4 2007, 04:17 PM
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I've had it happen a few times. I was at the store to buy laxatives and I didn't want to go to the cashier. laugh.gif I turned all red and stuff and felt like everyone knew what I was buying and for WHAT! Haha.
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 04:59 PM
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Lol, I went into a store once with a (female) friends of mine, and we bought a large black dildo. A practical joke was involved, v long story.

Funny ass times.
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 05:05 PM
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What the fack.
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^ I have a similiary story. A few girlfriends of mine and I bought our other friend a dildo that glows in the dark for her birthday. laugh.gif Ohh, fun times. rolleyes.gif It wasn't an embarassing purchase though.

Um..I can't think of any personal embarassing purchases though. But I'm sure one's bound to come up someday.
 
Rachel
post Aug 4 2007, 05:15 PM
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Ohhh it was completely nerve racking buying pregnancy tests =X
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 05:25 PM
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gahh. i had to buy condoms for my best friend. :x
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 06:04 PM
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Funny condom stories!!

a) Went into CVS with (now ex)boyfriend. He bought condoms and as he was leaving, clerk said "Have a good night." Loser ex: "Oh I will!" *grabs my waist*


b) Went to a gas station with two of my guy friends and was buying condoms for above ex. Guy gives me a funny look because two guy friends come up with me to register. "Uhhh have a good night?" Me: "Oh I will!" *wink*
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 06:13 PM
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What the fack.
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^ laugh.gif Love the second story.
 
*Villainess*
post Aug 4 2007, 07:29 PM
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Buying tampons is always a akward thing for me...that and condoms..Im so stupid blush.gif
 
*Michelle*
post Aug 4 2007, 07:54 PM
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I think there's a secret relationship between... ELBA'S BOOBIEZ





Pregnancy test with a guy I wasn't dating who basically rescued me. Will never forget him and that day haha
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 08:05 PM
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I guess it had to be cardboard tampons. There was noone in the store, only the cashier and myself. mellow.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 08:30 PM
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Buying tampons is so awkward for me. My mom likes to shop in bulk, so she gets two boxes for her, and two boxes for me. Yeah well, you get some pretty funny looks when you walk up to the cashier with four boxes of tampons in your hands. mellow.gif
 
*stephinika*
post Aug 5 2007, 03:24 AM
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Haha, probably buying something from a sex store for the first time. XD.gif
 
Rachel
post Aug 5 2007, 03:41 AM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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QUOTE(Moderator @ Aug 4 2007, 06:05 PM) *
I guess it had to be cardboard tampons. There was noone in the store, only the cashier and myself. mellow.gif

pinch.gif ouch, cardboard?! Jane, it's 2007; get dem plastic applicators!
 
*Villainess*
post Aug 5 2007, 11:58 AM
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I guess it had to be cardboard tampons. There was noone in the store, only the cashier and myself.


Damn girllllll those are ickyyy how do you live???
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 12:00 PM
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wth ohmy.gif
hmmm...no can't recall any stuff.
 
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