The I am drunk thread, For those of you who don't like drunk dialing Options

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

so im drunk and i want to chat. whats up? lol

also for those of us who chose drugs over alcohol.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i always thought it to be funny the people who brag about being drunk or the people who post up the drunken pictures on facebook from the party they had the other night. HELLO, you aren't the only one around here who drinks.

man, i bet you're wasted, being 14 and all. go back to sleep.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

haha nope not wasted. but slightly inebriated lol i totally f**ked that word up okay. i know im not the only one who drinks thats why i decided to share the topic lol.

can't sleep clowns will eat me.

[moninja]

[no-name]

i always thought it to be funny the people who brag about being drunk or the people who post up the drunken pictures on facebook from the party they had the other night. HELLO, you aren't the only one around here who drinks.

man, i bet you're wasted, being 14 and all. go back to sleep.

Hahaha <3

This topic is pointless.

[*Steven*]

You remind me of this one person I know who thinks its cool to be drunk so on his facebook status he'll put "is still hung over from lastnight!!!!!!!!!!!!111!!!"

[*SinfullySweet*]

Someone throw a pot of coffee at her

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

i don't need coffee i need to talk so whats up with everyone?

Hahaha <3

This topic is pointless.

nope not pointless. funny.

[*SinfullySweet*]

Its burning in my house. My bra is sweaty. I hate this

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

whatever, this is stoooooopid.

keep pretending.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

wow that sucks. and thats gross. you must have big boobs.

why can't you turn on the ac?


you think im pretending?

[fathomlessdame]

i'm bored, getting kinda cold. and want to listen to music but have no clue what to listen to

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

what kind of muzak do you like?

[dustbunny]

OMG HAHAAHAHAHAHAH i HATE BEING DRUNK DIALED. this thread is genius

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

^ fo sho. thats why i made it. im genious.

[misoshiru]

this is stupid. i thank god that i'm a sober drunk.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i think the title should be changed to "i like to make stuff up to get attention because if you drink underage, apparently you're cool. omg, look at me show off."

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

why do you think its stupid? cause you didn't think of it first? its okay.

how can you be a sober drunk?

i think the title should be changed to "i like to make stuff up to get attention because if you drink underage, apparently you're cool. omg, look at me show off."

uhh f**k you cause i don't need attention and how do you even know that im underage oh yeah thats right you don't. oh and how do you know im faking? you obviously don't know me. here is a little background.

my name is bethany. i was expelled from school last year for drugs.


but who cares im just bored and i thought of a great thread idea.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

right. i'd rather get drunk and actually enjoy it, rather than sitting online acting like i'm hotshit because i'm an underage drinker. what, did your mom give you a sip of beer?

[fathomlessdame]

Lol, i have a strange feeling this topic is gonna get closed as spam

[*SinfullySweet*]

Lol, i have a strange feeling this topic is gonna get closed as spam

Ditto.

[*Elba*]

So what loser drinks alone and goes on cB?

[moninja]

Lol, i have a strange feeling this topic is gonna get closed as spam

no duh. that xcurseofthfskhfdsjx is dumb

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

So what loser drinks alone and goes on cB?

lol rico

[misoshiru]

because when i'm drunk, i still think straight and i know what i'm doing. i don't make a f**king ass out of myself. i act exactly the same when i'm sober or drunk. nor do i ever get hungover, and i remember everything that happens the night before.

why is this topic stupid? because it's simply spam.

[no-name]

right. i'd rather get drunk and actually enjoy it, rather than sitting online acting like i'm hotshit because i'm an underage drinker. what, did your mom give you a sip of beer?

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

right. i'd rather get drunk and actually enjoy it, rather than sitting online acting like i'm hotshit because i'm an underage drinker. what, did your mom give you a sip of beer?

i am enjoying it actually. and no my mom didn't give me a sip of beer. i had 3 glasses of vodka. my life sucks i needed to get away for a while so you can get off my back now okay.



who cares if im a loser i know that. actually i was planning on taking a bottle of asprin to wash down the vodka you know go to sleep and never wake up again but you guys are so nice your making me rethink it.

i used to mean something here i used to be an official member i used to care now i don't and who gives a shit not me.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

BULLSHIT ALERT!

you're thinking about killing yourself because you've slipped off the face of cB?

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

yeah and you would know that how? you know you really have balls i could be f**king this close to killing myself and your still going to call my bluff? yeah well this time you lose.


killing myself because im fat, im ugly, i have no friends, im covered in scars so no one will like me, im stupid, im a failure, im just going to end up some addict on the street mine as well get it over with.

[fathomlessdame]

i think its stupid when ppl brag about how they want to kill themselves and want so much sympathy for it

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

no, i put bullshit alert before you even edited your post saying that you were going to kill yourself.

[moninja]

i think its stupid when ppl brag about how they want to kill themselves and want so much sympathy for it

rofl seriously. it's like..do you want me to kill you instead?

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

not bragging. f**k you guys don't know when to quit. I feel sorry for you guys seriously because if you can say all this shit to someone you don't even know i cant even imagine what hurtful things you say to people you do know.

rofl seriously. it's like..do you want me to kill you instead?

i hope you are never in a postition where you are suicidal. i really hope you aren't because then you might realize what an ass your being.

[moninja]

not bragging. f**k you guys don't know when to quit. I feel sorry for you guys seriously because if you can say all this shit to someone you don't even know i cant even imagine what hurtful things you say to people you do know.

why don't you do back to being drunk

[fathomlessdame]

nah, its the fact that i dont know you.

if its someone i know, its alot different and i am actually nice

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

well, i went back and read some of your posts and saw that you edited a lot of them.

um, i know you're underage because it's in your profile.

anyway, killing yourself is silly. you have so much more to live for than acceptance.

[*SinfullySweet*]

For the time being. Mostly everyone thinks you're bullshitting this sucidal thing. So, when I hear about you in the news, I'll come an apologize

Other than that. If you're really about to slip the knife. Don't do it.

[misoshiru]

3 glasses of vodka? don't you mean 3 shots?

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

why don't you do back to being drunk

im drunk. im an angry suicidal drunk. get over it.

anyway, killing yourself is silly. you have so much more to live for than acceptance.

killing myself because im fat, im ugly, i have no friends, im covered in scars so no one will like me, im stupid, im a failure, im just going to end up some addict on the street mine as well get it over with.

3 glasses of vodka? don't you mean 3 shots?

nah i mean what i said. i had three glasses as in regular glasses that you drink from at dinner glasses.

[*Elba*]

You're a girl? I thought you were a boy.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

^x2

it's better than nothing. ending your life yourself is stupid in more ways than one. i know, i know...everyone always says there are people worse off than you, but it's true.

[*SinfullySweet*]

killing myself because im fat, im ugly, i have no friends, im covered in scars so no one will like me, im stupid, im a failure, im just going to end up some addict on the street mine as well get it over with.

EVERYTHING you just quoted is changable. You can change being fat. You can change being ugly. You can change having no friends. You can change being a failure.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

You're a girl? I thought you were a boy.

:( nope im a girl.

EVERYTHING you just quoted is changable.

how?

[*Elba*]

Do you have a myspace?

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

nope

[misoshiru]

mixed or straightup vodka?

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

straight up

[*SinfullySweet*]

Honey. You act like you being fat, and having no friends is permanant. You can always change the way you look, you can always make friends. Life is changeable. You can always change your outlook on life.

[moninja]

im drunk. im an angry suicidal drunk. get over it.

that's nice.
it's not like anyone cares. LOL

[moninja]

oops double post :D

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i'm done replying here. if this is for attention, it worked and congrats. if this is really a cry for help, there is not much we can do to persuade you not to do anything, other than advise you to get help and good luck. but again, killing yourself is not the answer.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

what about the self injury scars? they are permanate. and besides you don't understand. im so f**ked up mentally. bipolar disorder, borderline personality disorder, paranoid scisophrenic, i meet all the criteria.

[fathomlessdame]

killing myself because im fat, im ugly, i have no friends, im covered in scars so no one will like me, im stupid, im a failure, im just going to end up some addict on the street mine as well get it over with.

if your fat, you can exercise and lose weight
i doubt your ugly or stupid or a failure
you can get friends
i'm sure theres a way you can cover your scars up and if ppl are gonna care if you have scars, they aint worth your time

[misoshiru]

drinking alone is boring.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

im bulimic. I will never be able to get thin enough my psych. has told me this many times.

i care about my scars they are all i see.


drinking alone is for self medicating.

[*Elba*]

... but bulimic people aren't fat.

[*SinfullySweet*]

im bulimic. I will never be able to get thin enough my psych. has told me this many times.

i care about my scars they are all i see.
drinking alone is for self medicating.

Just so you dont waste our time. Could you post a picture of yourself?

[misoshiru]

lipo!

being bulimic makes you bloated.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

i can't post a picture of myself im only 14 and my parents are strict. im sorry to waste your time.


bulimics are fat. anorexics aren't.

lipo!

being bulimic makes you bloated.

uhh no it doesn't lol

[brooklyneast05]

i can't post a picture of myself im only 14 and my parents are strict. im sorry to waste your time.
bulimics are fat. anorexics aren't.

they are strict
and thats why ur 14 and drunk
that makes sense to me

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i can't post a picture of myself im only 14 and my parents are strict. im sorry to waste your time.
bulimics are fat. anorexics aren't.

told you.

it seems that your parents have more to worry about than you posting up pictures. unless this is still for attention.

[*SinfullySweet*]

i can't post a picture of myself im only 14 and my parents are strict. im sorry to waste your time.
bulimics are fat. anorexics aren't.

Then how do we know you're not just some forty year old playing us for fuck tarts

i can't post a picture of myself im only 14 and my parents are strict. im sorry to waste your time.
bulimics are fat. anorexics aren't.

How can you even consider killing yourself when you still have people that care for you?

[*Elba*]

If your parents will not approve of you posting a picture, they probably don't approve of you killing yourself. So don't do it.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

im not. i promise.

they are strict
and thats why ur 14 and drunk
that makes sense to me

yeah well they would probably rather me be drunk then abducted at least thats their logic

How can you even consider killing yourself when you still have people that care for you?

they don't care for me. they are disappointed in me. he says all the time he hates me for what i did.


anyways i have to go. im not going to kill myself im just going to go sleep off the vodka and see how i feel in the morning. and when i come on here im probably going to feel completley embarassed and shocked. lol

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

If your parents will not approve of you posting a picture, they probably don't approve of you killing yourself. So don't do it.

elba that was stupid. i don't think anyones parents would approve.

[fathomlessdame]

I'm surprised that if you want to kill yourself, you actually are following what your parents want you to do

[misoshiru]

uh yeah it does. your body retains water. therefore, making you bloated.

and if your parents really are that strict as you say, you wouldn't be drunk.

[*Elba*]

Why the f**k is this still open?

GOOD JOB MODS

[lovescream]

okay. if you say bulimics are fat (which.. i dont get) but anorexics aren't, why dont you become anorexic? o_o

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

Why the f**k is this still open?

GOOD JOB MODS

exactly why we should be hired. no one else cares about their job enough to be up this late.

[*SinfullySweet*]

Wow. Three moderaters online.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

^x3 i tried that. it didn't work for me.

does it even matter if its closed or not?

[fathomlessdame]

okay. if you say bulimics are fat (which.. i dont get) but anorexics aren't, why dont you become anorexic? o_o

from what i understand its harder to lose weight if your bulimic...cant remember why tho

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

from what i understand its harder to lose weight if your bulimic...cant remember why tho

SOMEONE READ WHAT YANLIN IS SAYING! IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME BLOATED! JESUS TITS!

[misoshiru]

from what i understand its harder to lose weight if your bulimic...cant remember why tho

because they binge on food.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

its harder to lose weight because by throwing up your food you just ate your only getting rid of the food you just ate not the calories you have stored. when your anorexic your body burns off your calories.

and cause you binge but you usually throw that up as well. so only a little of that food is stored.

[fathomlessdame]

its harder to lose weight because by throwing up your food you just ate your only getting rid of the food you just ate not the calories you have stored. when your anorexic your body burns off your calories.

then why are you bulimic?

[*Elba*]

Just stop eating then. I only eat like once a day, and I look great

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

Im trying to get out of the cycle of bulimia right now. I don't think latching onto another ed is good.

[*SinfullySweet*]

If your parents were that strict, I think they would know you had some sort of eating disorder by now.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

no they don't. they just know about the self injury not the ed.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i think they'd know a lot more than what she's trying to get us to believe. anyway, she's getting the attention she wants...good job everyone.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

i thought you said you weren't going to reply here anymore?

[*Elba*]

Oooh, Spencer, she got you.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i lied and pulled a tamacracker. forgive me?

there is no way in hell, though, that you could go one minute to saying you were going to kill yourself, to the next, being emotionally stable. so yeah, lets talk about why i said i'd stop posting, just like you said you aren't trying to get attention.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

haha. its okay i said i wasn't going to either.

[*SinfullySweet*]

no they don't. they just know about the self injury not the ed.

I really don't understand why, people are depressed, and yet, they don't want help, and hide it from those that care for them.

You say that you are depressed.
Yet you say parents don't know that you are bulimic.
But they know you are suicidal.

So you want to feel better. You want your life to turn around?

Than why are you hiding something from your parents. Seeing as obviously, you want help, seeing as to why you made this topic.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

i can't tell them.

[fathomlessdame]

i can't tell them.

why not?

[*SinfullySweet*]

Why not? They already know you are suicidal. Why not just spill everything.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

they would be disappointed.

[lovescream]

puke smells bad

edit: lol wont they be even more disappointed if you 'killed yourself'?

[*alovesopure*]

Errbody in the club gettin' tipsy. ?

[*SinfullySweet*]

I think your parents would much rather be dissapointed in you, than having you dead on the floor the next day, choking on your own puke.

Errbody in the club gettin' tipsy. ?

^ROFL.

[x_curse_of_the_c...]

i have to leave im sorry but im so tired. leave me a pm if you want.

[fathomlessdame]

they would be disappointed.

i highly doubt that. they'd want to make sure you got help actually

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

they would be disappointed.

from that, this has completely turned out to be ridiculous and i have no doubt in my mind that this is for attention.

[*SinfullySweet*]

^Most likely. Seeing as how she/he refuses to post a picture of him/her self.

edit//

If you really are bulimic, and depressed, why are you on createblog complaining about it?

[misoshiru]

SOMEONE READ WHAT YANLIN IS SAYING! IT'S BECAUSE YOU BECOME BLOATED! JESUS TITS!

HAHA JESUS TITS.

why is it hard to lose weight if you're bulimic?
1) because you have to binge on food. why? if you don't binge, you have nothing to puke up. and of course, the calories that you intake are far higher than the ones you purge.
2) when you puke, your body retains water, therefore, making you bloated.


how is it possible that your parents don't know? especially if you're seeing a shrink?

[*ersatz*]

Word of the wise: If you don't want scars, don't make them.