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Jun 15 2004, 11:35 PM
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Senior Member ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 87 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,540 |
I knew a blonde so dumb, she called me to get my phone number.
I knew a blonde so dumb, she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said, "Concentrate." I knew a blonde so dumb, she studied for a blood test. I knew a blonde so dumb, when she heard that all 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved. I knew a blonde so dumb, she starved to death in a Grocery Store. |
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Jun 16 2004, 12:00 AM
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![]() Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
those are similar to the yo mama jokes
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Jun 16 2004, 01:44 AM
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![]() N.CARTER ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,709 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,742 |
hahas, some of them i've heard. Hilarious though.
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Jun 16 2004, 05:11 PM
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![]() Don't wake ghostie. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 3,546 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 2,405 |
those are old.
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Jun 16 2004, 05:18 PM
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![]() WUT THA DUCK? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
QUOTE(loseronaisle5 @ Jun 16 2004, 5:11 PM) those are old. yehh i agree... but they are still funny!! |
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Jun 16 2004, 08:52 PM
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![]() *aSh* =] ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,075 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,101 |
yeah they are old but they are still funny =)
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Jun 16 2004, 09:06 PM
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![]() Hi! I'm Dani :) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
those r kinda old...
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Jun 16 2004, 10:35 PM
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![]() Look its... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
yup i heard them all.
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Jun 17 2004, 07:40 AM
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![]() Alisha ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 16 2004, 9:35 PM) yup i heard them all. me 2 |
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Jun 20 2004, 02:19 PM
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![]() kristin ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
funny
but so stereotypical |
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Jul 4 2004, 09:28 PM
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![]() Kermit the frog = <3 ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
lol.
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Jul 4 2004, 10:38 PM
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![]() ^ moo... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
hmm.. all of em corny cept concentrate x]
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Jul 5 2004, 01:54 PM
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![]() Peter aka Peetah =) ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 198 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 19,046 |
very interesting.. the blood test thing was cool
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Jul 8 2004, 04:37 PM
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![]() Retired Member ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 879 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,843 |
i've heard the first 2, but the blood test one was funny
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Jul 8 2004, 09:54 PM
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![]() Me myself and I ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,120 |
old but still funny
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