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Blonde Joke
shortystyle
post Jun 15 2004, 11:35 PM
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I knew a blonde so dumb, she called me to get my phone number.

I knew a blonde so dumb, she stared at an orange juice carton for 20 minutes because it said, "Concentrate."

I knew a blonde so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

I knew a blonde so dumb, when she heard that all 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved.

I knew a blonde so dumb, she starved to death in a Grocery Store.
 
 
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Ryan
post Jun 16 2004, 12:00 AM
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those are similar to the yo mama jokes pooh.gif
 
01-supergirl
post Jun 16 2004, 01:44 AM
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hahas, some of them i've heard. Hilarious though.
 
Retrogressive
post Jun 16 2004, 05:11 PM
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those are old.
 
LiNHy POO
post Jun 16 2004, 05:18 PM
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QUOTE(loseronaisle5 @ Jun 16 2004, 5:11 PM)
those are old.

yehh i agree... but they are still funny!! biggrin.gif
 
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post Jun 16 2004, 08:52 PM
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yeah they are old but they are still funny =)
 
dani41790
post Jun 16 2004, 09:06 PM
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those r kinda old...
 
LatinaLady
post Jun 16 2004, 10:35 PM
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Look its...
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yup i heard them all.
 
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post Jun 17 2004, 07:40 AM
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QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 16 2004, 9:35 PM)
yup i heard them all.

me 2
 
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post Jun 20 2004, 02:19 PM
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funny laugh.gif



but so stereotypical _dry.gif
 
islandkiss
post Jul 4 2004, 09:28 PM
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lol.
 
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post Jul 4 2004, 10:38 PM
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^ moo...
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hmm.. all of em corny cept concentrate x]
 
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post Jul 5 2004, 01:54 PM
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very interesting.. the blood test thing was cool happy.gif
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 04:37 PM
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i've heard the first 2, but the blood test one was funny
 
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post Jul 8 2004, 09:54 PM
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old but still funny
 

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