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*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 18 2007, 01:48 PM
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So you think you have what it takes to become a Secret Agent Staffer? Great, because we're looking for more people to hire! Remember, being a Secret Agent Staff member is a job that takes responsibility and dedication, and not just a title to show off.

WHAT WE ARE LOOKING FOR
  • The best. Secret Agent Staff, though recently new, has become all the rage. With more perks than actual staff, we'd like to invite you to apply. Though we can't specify what these amazing perks are, they are sure to be worth it.
AVAILABLE POSITIONS
  • Secret Agent Staffer: As we are all equal, we will all share the same postion, which can not be said here.
REQUIREMENTS
  • Coolness.
  • A willingness to work with the best.
HOW TO APPLY
Simply come up with the best new slogan to be place under "Secret Agent Staff" in our signatures (has to be 8 lines). On top of that, please state why you would be the best candidate.

Deadline is July 21st for applications, so get to submitting!

Please don't be afraid to apply as we'll read almost every application!

APPLICATIONS ONLY!
 
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radhikaeatsraman
post Jul 18 2007, 02:11 PM
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oooh yeah.
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My slogan:

HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.
HIRE ME BITCHES.

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edit// OMG THIS IS MY 1337TH POST.
 
1angel3
post Jul 18 2007, 02:23 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa
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I should be hired. Hey wasn't this already a topic 10 min ago?
 
PINKLollyPOP
post Jul 18 2007, 02:31 PM
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Senior Member
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I think I would be a great sAS. I would be willing and dedicated and responsible and just flat out cool.



Spencer and Elba needed new help.
Thats when they just gave a yelp.

Amber came running with a new rhyme.
Thankfully she came just in time.

Thats when we added her to the team.
sAS has gone extreme.

Watch for us because here we come
We'll make you look like scum.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 18 2007, 05:34 PM
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Guest
I should be hired because I'm Sandra.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 08:58 PM
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Guest
Look at me, I'm Sandra D...
 
Rachel
post Jul 18 2007, 09:05 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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Lousing with virginity.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 09:07 PM
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QUOTE(Rachel @ Jul 18 2007, 07:05 PM) *
Lousing with virginity.

Huh?
 
demolished
post Jul 18 2007, 09:13 PM
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Excuse me. You can't call it "secret" when you have the title. It defeats the purpose of the name. Think about it.

I would be a perfect "secret" agent staffer.

Look at me. Do I post very often and daily? No. Does that make me "mysterious and secretive"? Yes. Am i responsible? Dam right I am. Do I fit the self explanatory title, "Secret Agent Staffer?"

Do I have the necessary experienced to be part of it? As you can see, i had been here around for a long time. When i don't post often, it doesn't means I'm inactive. I lurk around often, analyze, and knowing what cB is really about. I post when thread is interesting or I like to add my input to things that attracts me.

After all, i do fit the whole "sAS."


eagle
...we're the eagle ...
a strong species
with strong claws ...
and sensitive eyes
together, we combat the corruption !
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 09:16 PM
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^What was your old username?
 
fire
post Jul 18 2007, 09:25 PM
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Senior Member
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If you're advertising your position in your signatures its hardly secret is it?
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 09:28 PM
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Our position isn't THE secret mellow.gif
 
fire
post Jul 18 2007, 09:32 PM
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Senior Member
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Ah.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 18 2007, 09:32 PM
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Guest
I have said too much.
 
Rachel
post Jul 18 2007, 10:22 PM
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i've never wanted anything rationale.
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jul 18 2007, 07:07 PM) *
Huh?

Greaseeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
voguelove
post Jul 18 2007, 10:24 PM
Post #16


i'm maggie =]
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jul 18 2007, 06:58 PM) *
Look at me, I'm Sandra D...

its part of the song!!
 
Lolitakitty
post Jul 18 2007, 10:27 PM
Post #17


;D
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QUOTE(Elba @ Jul 18 2007, 09:16 PM) *
^What was your old username?

I think he was Spiritual Winged Aura.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 18 2007, 10:51 PM
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QUOTE(fire @ Jul 18 2007, 09:25 PM) *
If you're advertising your position in your signatures its hardly secret is it?
no. what we do IS the secret.
 
xKatt
post Jul 18 2007, 11:19 PM
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AttacKATTack!
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Who exactly is in the sAS as of now?
 
*steve330*
post Jul 18 2007, 11:35 PM
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They've all posted in this thread.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 19 2007, 02:00 AM
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Spencer, Rachel, and I.

I REALLY DON'T THINK WE NEED ANYMORE.

Except for maybe Steven, he's cool... kinda.
 
*steve330*
post Jul 19 2007, 07:17 AM
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Guest
Yeah but Michelle and I have our own exclusive team.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 19 2007, 03:42 PM
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Guest
fallen.gif
 
*Elba*
post Jul 19 2007, 04:03 PM
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Guest
Oh, and Sandra eyebrowes.gif
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 19 2007, 04:05 PM
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Guest
yahoo.gif dance.gif
 
SecretAgentStaff
post Jul 19 2007, 06:45 PM
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Elba
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I love Prison Break.
 
*steve330*
post Jul 19 2007, 07:21 PM
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Guest
Reported for getting off topic.
 
1angel3
post Jul 19 2007, 07:33 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa
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SecretAgentStaff your not apart of the Secter Agent Staff.
 
*steve330*
post Jul 19 2007, 07:34 PM
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^Careful, he'll pop a cap in yo ass.
 
Lolitakitty
post Jul 19 2007, 07:38 PM
Post #30


;D
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^ Not ass, head thumbsup.gif

QUOTE(SecretAgentStaff @ Jul 19 2007, 06:50 PM) *
Undermine my authority and I will put a bullet through your head.
 
1angel3
post Jul 19 2007, 07:38 PM
Post #31


Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa
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^^ Haha, yeah right.
 
SecretAgentStaff
post Jul 19 2007, 10:50 PM
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Elba
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Jul 19 2007, 05:33 PM) *
SecretAgentStaff your not apart of the Secter Agent Staff.
Oh yeah, little girl? Do you want a warning?

Your application has been denied.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:52 AM
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Dude, so do I get to join or what?
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 09:29 AM
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Guest
I say yes, but I have to check with Spencer? Ah, what the heck. I'll pm you the code for the siggie

And you better stop using my smiley, or I'll kick you out, haha eyebrowes.gif
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 12:34 PM
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Guest
Yay! I feel so important. eyebrowes.gif

I'll stop after this one;

eyebrowes.gif
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 03:13 PM
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Guest
hey losers, yall have an extra center in your sig.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 03:15 PM
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Guest
HAHA. HOW THE f**k DID THAT HAPPEN
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 03:17 PM
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Guest
damn elba, read your p/ms. this is supposed to be a secret on who's in now.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 03:17 PM
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Guest
I don't have any new PMs.

So, should the new members not have the signature/??
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 03:54 PM
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Guest
i think we should all get rid of them and just use that account...

...and not tell anyone who is in it, besides us since they know were a part of it.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 03:56 PM
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QUOTE(shotgunFUNERAL @ Jul 20 2007, 01:54 PM) *
i think we should all get rid of them and just use that account...

...and not tell anyone who is in it, besides us since they know were a part of it.

okay
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:06 PM
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Guest
fallen.gif

I guess I'm out. It was fun while it lasted guys.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:07 PM
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Guest
QUOTE(Sandraaa @ Jul 20 2007, 02:06 PM) *
fallen.gif

I guess I'm out. It was fun while it lasted guys.

Yes, now take off your signature.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:08 PM
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Guest
fallen.gif

Done.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:08 PM
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Guest
goodbye, sandra.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:11 PM
Post #46





Guest
Goodbye my love. Thanks for having me.

fallen.gif

So can I use Elba's smiley since I'm out?
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:11 PM
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Guest
si
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:15 PM
Post #48





Guest
Oh OK! *jumps up and down*

eyebrowes.gif
 
*SayBloodyMary*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:18 PM
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Guest
I would like to issue a friendly reminder that shared accounts are not permitted. This is a general reminder, so if it doesn't pertain to you, there will be no need to get defensive. Thank you in advance for your cooperation.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:21 PM
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Guest
So you guys can have createsecret but we can't have secretagentstaff?

That's BULLSHIT

// Also, can you please link me to where it says that isn't allowed; I'm looking and I can't find it.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:23 PM
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Guest
what a great spokesman to enforce the rule.
 
*SayBloodyMary*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:24 PM
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Guest
I'm sorry that you feel that way. CreateSecret was created with a specific purpose, and is not to be used for any other posting, as was the case with CBNewsStaff. If you would like to create a shared account for a specific and productive purpose, I would suggest that you contact an Administrator with your request.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:25 PM
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Guest
WTF? Aaah, Why do you guys ALWAYS ruin fun? Is it getting out of hand? No.

Aah, what do I care, I'm not a part of it but still. zeeheihreu!!

Oh, James, you were WAY better when you were just an ordinary boy like us. You're like them now, all mean and too serious. fallen.gif

I swear, being a staff does horrible things to people, nobody believes me though!!
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:25 PM
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Guest
god forbid we make a shared account to have fun because that is definitely not allowed.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:26 PM
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Guest
Spencer, PM Micron, he's online. You're more persuasive than I am.
 
*Sandraaa*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:27 PM
Post #56





Guest
Elba, you've got boobs! Micron will DEFINATELY listen to you!
 
*SayBloodyMary*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:31 PM
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Elba, as per your written request, the written rule regarding shared usernames can be found here, in the second post. HERE

Spencer, given that the fun you've had with the username thus far has extended to member bashing someone who liked someone you didn't, I would say I have every reason to be wary.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:32 PM
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Guest
i don't recall posting on the account but once.
 
*SayBloodyMary*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:35 PM
Post #59





Guest
I meant a general 'you.'

Elba made the post I was refering to.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:36 PM
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Guest
i thought ip addresses weren't to be checked UNLESS it needed to be.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:37 PM
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Guest
Yeah, sorry about that.

Anyway, we're good to go:
QUOTE
hey,

i suppose this is okay, since all of you are in the same member group. i think we have a rule against sharing account, but it was so that staff members didnt share their account with regular members.

^From Jusun, btw.
 
*SayBloodyMary*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:39 PM
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Guest
They weren't checked, I can see them at the top of each post. I don't have the power to run a genuine IP search. In any case, a vioation of the Community Guidelines is precisely the circumstances under which a search is deemed acceptable.

With that said, it doesn't alter the fact that it is not permitted for you to use a shared account. I have neither the authority nor the inclination to grant you that permission, so again, I recommend that you take this up with an Administrator.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:40 PM
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Guest
Permission granted.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:41 PM
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Guest
welp, jusun said we're good.

i do, however, like the fact that you had the balls to verbally warn us, but just let "natalie" off with a nice friendly warning. say it was because she was "new", but we had yet to do anything wrong on the account.
 
SecretAgentStaff
post Jul 20 2007, 04:44 PM
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Elba
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QUOTE
i replied to elba (concerning the secretstaffagent account).

i guess this is alright, as long as you guys dont use it to disrupt the well being of the forums.


Access granted.
 
*SayBloodyMary*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:44 PM
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Guest
I wouldn't have warned anyone outright just for saying someone was 'daft.' It was a nudge in the right direction.

Well, if you have permission, go for it.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:46 PM
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Guest
saying someone is fat and pudgy is giving them a nudge in the right direction to lose weight.

elba, i/m me @ sp3nca
 
*SayBloodyMary*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:48 PM
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Guest
Well then we will just have to agree to disagree.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 20 2007, 04:50 PM
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Guest
fair enough.
 
1angel3
post Jul 20 2007, 04:50 PM
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QUOTE(SecretAgentStaff @ Jul 19 2007, 07:50 PM) *
Oh yeah, little girl? Do you want a warning?

Your application has been denied.


Oh yeah is that a threat. Don't give yourself power that you don't have. I'm warning you new kid.
 
SecretAgentStaff
post Jul 20 2007, 04:52 PM
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Elba
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QUOTE(1angel3 @ Jul 20 2007, 02:50 PM) *
I'm warning you new kid.

Speaking of powers we don't have...
 
1angel3
post Jul 20 2007, 04:59 PM
Post #72


Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa
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^ I'm not talking about that kind of warning
 
SecretAgentStaff
post Jul 20 2007, 05:02 PM
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Elba
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Okay.

Anyway, none of us are "new".
 
1angel3
post Jul 20 2007, 05:03 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa
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^ You is more new then I am. Welcome to cb dude

P.s. Sorry to get off topic.
 
SecretAgentStaff
post Jul 20 2007, 05:07 PM
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Elba
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Please be informed that all of us have been here twice as long as you. Did you not believe us when we said that 'SecretAgentStaff' was actually a part of Secret Agent Staff? We're not some new kid, acting like Secret Agent Staff was our idea, rather, we made an account FOR the "club".

If it'll help you to remember, please re-read this thread.
 
1angel3
post Jul 20 2007, 05:13 PM
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Naomi loves you. Y'all may call me NaNa
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^ Oh they was referring to "you". I thought you was some wannabe, haha. So who I'm I talking to?
 
*Elba*
post Jul 20 2007, 05:29 PM
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Oh my God, I just got de ja vu.
 
Rachel
post Jul 20 2007, 05:31 PM
Post #78


i've never wanted anything rationale.
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Le sigh, i need to edit my signature I guess. And 1Angel3, hush it.
 
*shotgunFUNERAL*
post Jul 21 2007, 02:32 PM
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sorry robbi. you can't be on both real staff and secret agent staff. we'll have to wait to see what you decide.

we're with you, though; we know it's a hard decision.
 
*Elba*
post Jul 21 2007, 02:34 PM
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Hope you pick the better of the two cool.gif
 
Rachel
post Jul 21 2007, 03:04 PM
Post #81


i've never wanted anything rationale.
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The sexier of the two. cooly.gif
 
*Elba*
post Jul 21 2007, 03:05 PM
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Guest
Aw, your smiley was cooler cause he's chewing gum sad.gif
 
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