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GunsNRachel
post Jul 13 2007, 10:33 PM
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Post dumb questions that you have asked/someone has asked you/etc.

I stole this idea from another forum, that I won't mention so I don't get in trouble.
I can't find anything wrong with this, so if it gets closed... I will be extremely upset.
 
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Leat
post Jul 13 2007, 10:35 PM
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I've been asked by someone at school, "When does the 2:15 bell ring?"
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:36 PM
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"How much is food from the dollar menu?"
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:37 PM
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*calls friend*
"What's your phone number?"

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post Jul 13 2007, 10:37 PM
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*House phone rings.
*Picks up the phone
Friend asks "Where are you??" stubborn.gif
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:37 PM
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:38 PM
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I once asked my mom if Chick of the Sea was chick or tuna (I was joking), and she said "Wow. I don't know. Maybe it is chicken? I've never really thought about it..". I thought she was kidding, but she said she was being dead serious.
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:38 PM
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"do you speak english?"
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:44 PM
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"I can't find anything wrong with this, so if it gets closed... I will be extremely upset."
lol...get over it.

this topic reminds me of the new-ish kevjumba video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GBfR-p9UzO0

someone asked me "what's your number?" while talking to me on the phone.
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:46 PM
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Oh yes, and this one is the best

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post Jul 13 2007, 10:46 PM
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*Friend come up to me and say*
What color is your eyes?
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:48 PM
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"How do you spell fish?"
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 10:49 PM
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QUOTE(superfluous @ Jul 13 2007, 10:48 PM) *
"How do you spell fish?"

o.O That's simply sad.
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 11:14 PM
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QUOTE(moninja @ Jul 13 2007, 11:44 PM) *
"I can't find anything wrong with this, so if it gets closed... I will be extremely upset."
lol...get over it.

this topic reminds me of the new-ish kevjumba video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=GBfR-p9UzO0

someone asked me "what's your number?" while talking to me on the phone.


Oh, I'm so sorry you have a problem with that.
 
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post Jul 13 2007, 11:53 PM
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No one's got a problem with it, it's just kinda dumb to dwell on the fact that one of your older topics got closed because you failed to read the rules before posting. The end.


I love being around a group of people, be it on a coach bus or cabin or w/e, and going around waking people up telling them it's time to go to bed.

I also hate when I obviously get wtfpwnd snowboarding or something, and I'm just lying there bleeding or something, and they come up to me and ask if I'm ok.

Stupidest question? Too tired to think of one -.-
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 01:56 AM
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QUOTE(superfluous @ Jul 13 2007, 08:48 PM) *
"How do you spell fish?"



P-H-I-S-H



lol jp...



girl asked me
"ok, imagine you're a guy, right?"
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 02:11 AM
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I work at a hotel. Imagine that I have a name tag on. It says "Ameristoops" with my name under it....

I get guests that come up to the front desk all the time like, "Is this the Extended Stay?" I'm like, "No, sir / ma'am. This is the Ameristoops." (We also have really big red & blue signs with the hotel's name on the front, back and side of the building). Oh, yeah! There's one right behind me when the guests come in. Go figure!
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 02:20 AM
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I work in a store too at weekends. The worst people are those that come up and blurt nouns at you.

"PENS."

'Yes? What about them?'

Then there's people that stand right outside a bank and ask where the cash-machine is. XD
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 02:35 AM
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QUOTE(SinfullySweet @ Jul 13 2007, 08:37 PM) *
*House phone rings.
*Picks up the phone
Friend asks "Where are you??" stubborn.gif

I get that and I do it to people too. Most times I do it , its when I forgot what number I dialed.
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 12:51 PM
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I was really tired at work one day, and some guy asked me if we served fresh garlic on our garlic bread, and I never heard anyone ask that before, so I was stumped, and I asked my manager, not really thinking, but said, Do we have garlic on our garlic bread? Instead of asking if we had fresh garlic on it.

I had it stuck in my mind that sometimes people use like garlic powder instead, and I had no idea what we used... lol I got made fun of so much for that :[
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 09:08 PM
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i rememeber one time i was talking to my boyfriend and all of a sudden i got lost in my own lil world and i asked "who am i talking to?" its stupid yea i know but yea
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 09:46 PM
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QUOTE(SinfullySweet @ Jul 13 2007, 08:37 PM) *
*House phone rings.
*Picks up the phone
Friend asks "Where are you??" stubborn.gif
LOL. I've asked that soooooooooooooo many times. I'm just too lazy to switch the house and cell phones of a contact on my cell phone.

Uhhhh, let's see. I have a friend who's last name is Chacko (I know, best last name ever, right?), and I was using my friend's cell phone to call him. Now, everyone calls him Chacko, I once completely forgot his first name. So, her phone is arranged by last name, so I was like "Hey, what's Chacko's last name?" XD.gif
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 10:01 PM
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did you get this from kevjumba? lol

um

i cant think of any right now.
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 10:02 PM
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My friends ALWAYS call my house phone and ask "where are you?" and I'm like "egypt, idiot stubborn.gif"
 
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post Jul 14 2007, 11:38 PM
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today my friend and i went to some "christian" store that sold all the things like wal mart would (minus food, rap music, thong underwear...you know, the "non-christian" stuff). well, i'd never been there before and asked "is this like wal mart for christians?" it was kind of funny, but i didn't really understand the point of the store, nor why i was there. i did get to finally use the restroom there, though.
 
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post Jul 15 2007, 12:02 AM
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people come up to me and asked when the 330 parade started >.>
then again the park is huge so i guess they want to know when it starts and where.. damn guests
 
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post Jul 15 2007, 01:35 AM
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Hmmm... I can't recall being asked any dumb questions. I'm sure I have been asked some, but I just don't remember. I can think of a dumb question that will never be answered. That question is... "How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?" People eat things at their own pace, so there will never be a correct answer for that.
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 01:34 AM
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post Aug 4 2007, 02:14 AM
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QUOTE(JustinSezRAWR @ Aug 4 2007, 02:34 AM) *
What's the number for 9-1-1? laugh.gif

Someone asked me that one time. I had to slap them for it.
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 02:16 AM
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I was visiting my family in Massachusetts and I went to school with my cousin for a day and this girl asks me "Is it a different month in California?"

She thought California wasn't apart of the U.S. _unsure.gif
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 02:18 AM
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QUOTE(Lolitakitty @ Jul 14 2007, 10:02 PM) *
My friends ALWAYS call my house phone and ask "where are you?" and I'm like "egypt, idiot stubborn.gif"


hahahahahhahahahahahahahahhaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 08:05 PM
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While i was an support staff for a game-hosting website, some user joined my chatroom and asks me, dude i got banned from this Counter-Strike server cuz i was cheating and i tried everything... like changing my tag, IP, changed my MAC and everything i have no clue why i can't go back and play on that server... do you think they banned my motherboard's IP !?! can i change that too or should i buy another one !?

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i still roflmao everytime i remember that... >.>


Some other funny thing that happen to me last week, when i was going to work some dude asks me what time is it, and since i don't wear a watch i said i don't know... so i get going... i don't think i took like 4-5 steps and i hear the guy saying... Oh yeah its 10:27.. i turn around and i see that guy starring at his watch... i was like WTF? O.o
 
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post Aug 4 2007, 08:14 PM
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post Aug 5 2007, 10:59 PM
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QUOTE(Leat @ Jul 13 2007, 11:35 PM) *
I've been asked by someone at school, "When does the 2:15 bell ring?"


thats hilarious!
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 11:06 PM
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Hm. I cant remember anything right now.
But I know Ive asked some pretty stupid questions.
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 11:08 PM
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QUOTE(SinfullySweet @ Jul 13 2007, 11:37 PM) *
*House phone rings.
*Picks up the phone
Friend asks "Where are you??" stubborn.gif

laugh.gif I use to have a lot of people do that to me for some odd reason, then my dad switch to all cell phones, no house phone. Problem solves :D

I'm sure I've had my share of stupid questions, but I can't really think of any...I guess its just those situations where you had to be there..
 
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post Aug 5 2007, 11:11 PM
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Didn't we use to have a topic like this?
And what's his name. Dang it. He was black and became a football player or something. And he posted that I asked if camels were those ugly things. I THINK I said camels.
 
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post Aug 6 2007, 01:01 AM
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this was at work two days ago...
"is indonesia a state?"

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post Aug 6 2007, 02:12 AM
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QUOTE(shotgunFUNERAL @ Jul 14 2007, 11:38 PM) *
today my friend and i went to some "christian" store that sold all the things like wal mart would (minus food, rap music, thong underwear...you know, the "non-christian" stuff). well, i'd never been there before and asked "is this like wal mart for christians?" it was kind of funny, but i didn't really understand the point of the store, nor why i was there. i did get to finally use the restroom there, though.


LMFAO.

Ummm... well I ask a lot of stupid questions, not on purpose though.

Like I was at the doughnut store and I was trying to find the price of one of the donuts and I was like

"What's the name of that one?" *points*
"The roll?"
"Yeah, that one."
...

But yeah, my brother once asked me "What animal lays the biggest eggs? Oh an elephant, duh." He was like 10.

Oh yeah and once someone asked me if I was Vietnamese and then asked if my parents were Vietnamese.
 
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