Puns & Riddles, Anyone know of some good ones? |
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 Jul 12 2007, 12:27 AM
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 -i-twitch-  Group: Member Posts: 410 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 544,541  |
The only puns I can think of at the moment is...
An auction at a funeral is a bit more bid. Burial insurance are something everyone digs. I can't really remember any riddles. |
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Aug 2 2007, 05:32 PM
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 What a hypocrite. Group: Member Posts: 2,754 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 128,150 |
I got these from some random site.
Energizer Bunny arrested - charged with battery. A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking. Without geometry, life is pointless. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. I wanted to be a mime, but I talked myself out of it. 
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