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| *chaneun* |
 Jul 11 2007, 12:19 AM
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yeah guys. describe how it feels when your penis is excited. you know, when you're wacking your weewee, wagging yourself, you know.. jacking off to arrive at ejaculation. when the water is out of the hose, when saliva is spit out of a mouth, when evil knievel is shot out of a cannon, when goku does the kamehameha, when semen escapes your crotchhole.
like.. it feels like you've just pissed after holding in piss for so long? elaborate, please |
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| *Elba* |
Jul 11 2007, 12:33 AM
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It feels like you're riding a roller coaster and then you have the best peee ever.
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Jul 11 2007, 02:07 AM
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 for SHIZZ.  Group: Member Posts: 878 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 435,846 |
-_-;;
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Jul 11 2007, 04:10 AM
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whatever.
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| *Mercy* |
Jul 11 2007, 05:20 AM
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QUOTE whatever. QUOTE -_-;; ^Dont spam please. It probably feels like heaven on earth...except in your peesnake. |
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Jul 11 2007, 02:21 PM
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 Hi, Im Brook. Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 |
Wow, this is an odd topic. Im guessing it probably would feel like your ready to explode because its making you so horny, or maybe a volcano errupting lol.
Can I ask why you want to know what/how guys feel when they jack off. |
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Jul 11 2007, 02:40 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
Christine. I always knew you were a pervert.
Go back to the nunnery! Anywho, when I'm wanking off, before it hits the climax and I eject my man juice, I feel like this rushing feeling concentrated in the head of the penis. And my whole body feels like it's defying gravity, like there is a force pulling me up to the air. When the juice starts coming out, you feel it. Every shot. And then all the tension that you had before starts going away slowly, making you feel very relaxed and stress free. It's amazing. The orgasm. When I'm peeing, if I had to pee so bad like 30 minutes before, when I release my urine, it's almost the same feeling as an orgasm except it's faster paced. |
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Jul 11 2007, 03:07 PM
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See, this is why I'm glad I'm a girl. Everything you do with your penis is INTENSE EXTREME PENIS ACTION.
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Jul 11 2007, 03:13 PM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Jul 11 2007, 04:07 PM)  See, this is why I'm glad I'm a girl. Everything you do with your penis is INTENSE EXTREME PENIS ACTION. Girls probably experience the same thing when they have orgasms. And they CAN have multiple orgasms one after the other. Guys can't. |
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Jul 11 2007, 04:04 PM
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 BeUnique Group: Member Posts: 124 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 542,031 |
QUOTE(Mini @ Jul 11 2007, 04:13 PM) Girls probably experience the same thing when they have orgasms. And they CAN have multiple orgasms one after the other. Guys can't. hahahah wouldnt know. but im also glad im a girl :) i dont have to touch myself in the mornings... hahahaha |
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Jul 11 2007, 05:50 PM
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QUOTE(Mini @ Jul 11 2007, 04:13 PM) Girls probably experience the same thing when they have orgasms. And they CAN have multiple orgasms one after the other. Guys can't. Probably? I'm a girl, I have orgasmed, it's intense and awesome, but it's nothing like peeing, lol. And yes, oh yes we can. 
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Jul 11 2007, 06:05 PM
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 BABESTARR Group: Member Posts: 600 Joined: Jul 2006 Member No: 442,634 |
wow. this is interesting.
why does it look like more girls are replying than guys?? 
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Jul 11 2007, 06:09 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 816 Joined: Jun 2007 Member No: 531,188 |
^ We're nosy.
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Jul 12 2007, 09:28 AM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Jul 11 2007, 07:09 PM) ^ We're nosy. And they talk alot. That's why I love them. |
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| *steve330* |
Jul 12 2007, 09:50 AM
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Well, my orgasm feels like when you wake up in the morning, and you stretch and it feels so amazing, except instead of going away it just keeps getting better and better. Then you get so relaxed and you kinda feel like falling over and just lying there lol.
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Jul 12 2007, 10:22 AM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
QUOTE(steve330 @ Jul 12 2007, 10:50 AM) Well, my orgasm feels like when you wake up in the morning, and you stretch and it feels so amazing, except instead of going away it just keeps getting better and better. Then you get so relaxed and you kinda feel like falling over and just lying there lol. Except mine is more incredible than yours because I actually feel like floating in mid-air and defying gravity. So hah! 
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| *steve330* |
Jul 12 2007, 10:31 AM
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I could too. My whole body goes numb so I don't feel if I'm lying down or sitting on something :)
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Jul 12 2007, 10:36 AM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
QUOTE(steve330 @ Jul 12 2007, 11:31 AM) I could too. My whole body goes numb so I don't feel if I'm lying down or sitting on something :) Well, damn. Just damn. And here I thought I was special. 
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Jul 21 2007, 12:43 PM
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Guys' orgasms have to be better since they masturbate so often. Sometimes I think theirs are better than ours.
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Jul 22 2007, 02:27 AM
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how about you describe a female orgasm?
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| *SinfullySweet* |
Jul 22 2007, 02:30 AM
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QUOTE(krn_kiddo254 @ Jul 22 2007, 02:27 AM) how about you describe a female orgasm? LOL. Is there really a way to desribe how an orgasm feels besides "THAT SHET FEELS SO FACKING GOOD" I've always wondered how if felt to have an orgasm being a guy 
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Jul 22 2007, 03:07 AM
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Wow!
Ive never thought I would see anything like that in here! |
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Jul 22 2007, 04:05 AM
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BeUnique Group: Member Posts: 124 Joined: Jul 2007 Member No: 542,031 |
u seem to know a lot of terms and studied the penis lol.. watch factory girl ull know what im talking about
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Jul 22 2007, 04:27 AM
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QUOTE(krn_kiddo254 @ Jul 22 2007, 12:27 AM) how about you describe a female orgasm? I think it's pretty much the same as a male orgasm. Except..for the whole peeing thing.  But equally as good. It makes you go weak in the legs. Not at the knees, but your legs.  Like jello.
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Jul 22 2007, 05:47 AM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Jul 11 2007, 01:19 AM) yeah guys. describe how it feels when your penis is excited. you know, when you're wacking your weewee, wagging yourself, you know.. jacking off to arrive at ejaculation. when the water is out of the hose, when saliva is spit out of a mouth, when evil knievel is shot out of a cannon, when goku does the kamehameha, when semen escapes your crotchhole. like.. it feels like you've just pissed after holding in piss for so long? elaborate, please Uh... pretty much, it's unexplainable. I'm pretty sure it's the same as a girl's orgasm. It's just a really good feeling that can be addicting (literally)
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Jul 26 2007, 12:03 AM
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i feel stupid after it. damn hormones.
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Jul 26 2007, 12:40 AM
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arggg i ler it
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Jul 26 2007, 01:41 AM
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 This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
hmm...well MINI hit it right on the head. (no pun intended).
but yeah, believe it or not, the best part is right before you come. I mean, the actual ejactulation is great, but the VERY SECOND right before feels so incredible. my orgasms last anywhere from 20 to 60 seconds. But my dick 'pulses' for about 2 or 3 minutes after. 
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| *Elba* |
Jul 26 2007, 01:48 AM
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Oh my god, Frankie!
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Jul 26 2007, 02:02 AM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
WHAAAAAAAAAT?
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| *Elba* |
Jul 26 2007, 02:27 AM
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 TMI!!
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Jul 26 2007, 02:28 AM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
LMAFOOO
wtf? how can that be too much information when compared to the first post?!! 
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| *Elba* |
Jul 26 2007, 02:30 AM
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We did not need to know that your dick pulses for 5 hours.
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Jul 26 2007, 02:34 AM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
lmfao
YOU WOULD IF IT WAS PULSING IN YOU.  oh..did i use YOUR special emoticon? IMMA BETCH SLAP YOU, SHET BAG. |
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| *Elba* |
Jul 26 2007, 02:35 AM
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That's my smiley!
 & I don't know why I don't know the significance behind "shet bag" and "betch". Care to enlighten me?
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Jul 26 2007, 02:35 AM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
i'm watcingthe video now and cant' stop lauging...
so i feel the need to call you one, too?
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| *Elba* |
Jul 26 2007, 02:36 AM
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Oh no, I mean, I don't know where everyone is getting that from. LINK ME
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Jul 26 2007, 02:39 AM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
http://youtube.com/watch?v=wCF3ywukQYA
watch the whole tihng, of course, but my favorite part takes place at about....25 seconds in :] |
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| *Elba* |
Jul 26 2007, 02:44 AM
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OMG WTF
 That was awesome. |
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Jul 26 2007, 02:45 AM
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This bitch better work! Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 13,681 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 28,095 |
 LOLLLL i know. omg. okay. bed 
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| *SinfullySweet* |
Jul 26 2007, 02:51 AM
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QUOTE(ventriloquist @ Jul 26 2007, 02:39 AM) WHAT. THE. f**k. WAS. THAT. I am sooooooooooooooooooooo traumatized right now.
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| *Sandraaa* |
Jul 26 2007, 02:55 AM
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Frankie! Naughty boy! |
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Jul 26 2007, 03:04 AM
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Jul 26 2007, 03:07 AM
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QUOTE(lomanasq @ Jul 26 2007, 03:04 AM) Content Removed Thats nice. We really dont care. |
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Aug 6 2007, 01:48 AM
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To me, it feels like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick. ... Am I doing it right? |
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Aug 6 2007, 02:01 AM
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QUOTE(chaneun @ Jul 11 2007, 01:19 PM) when goku does the kamehameha fasho. explosions. |
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Aug 6 2007, 02:42 AM
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Aug 6 2007, 07:49 AM
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QUOTE(aznraver396 @ Jul 21 2007, 01:43 PM) Guys' orgasms have to be better since they masturbate so often. I don't understand that logic at all. QUOTE(aznraver396 @ Jul 21 2007, 01:43 PM) Sometimes I think theirs are better than ours. Maybe when it comes to actual intercourse (I wouldn't know, I've never had sex), but my orgasms are flipping out of this world. And we have MULTIPLE orgasms. And you know, each orgasm builds off the other orgasm, so by the last orgasm your in such a state of awesomeness that somebody could jump off a cliff and die in front of you and you couldn't help but giggle because, damn, isn't the world grand? |
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Aug 6 2007, 10:34 PM
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QUOTE(yobaka3 @ Aug 6 2007, 08:49 AM) Maybe when it comes to actual intercourse (I wouldn't know, I've never had sex), but my orgasms are flipping out of this world. And we have MULTIPLE orgasms. And you know, each orgasm builds off the other orgasm, so by the last orgasm your in such a state of awesomeness that somebody could jump off a cliff and die in front of you and you couldn't help but giggle because, damn, isn't the world grand? Agreed. After a good round I couldn't really care if my house caught on fire. At least, for the first few minutes. I've never been able to achieve multiple orgasm while masturbating. I would like to know how  Female orgasm ... It's the build up that's the best. I love it when I'm taken just before the climax and then stopped. Keep it up for half an hour, the final crash is amazing, even if I did want to rip the guys head off before when he wouldn't let me come
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Oct 29 2007, 09:27 PM
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when i am at the point of no return my dick feels fat and hot and like electric shocks run allover my body and the stuff spits out and i almost pass out
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