creative turn ons, for a guy Options

[sweetheartxo]

sooo, i have a really HOTT guy friend i've known since i was little...and he's the same age as me but lives in a different town. we're very attracted to each other but have never kissed or anything. im going to be visiting him soon...and im planning on seducing him..RAWR lol jk..got any creative ideas? i want to make it the least awkward as possible since ive known him for a long time..

[*steve330*]

just grab his crotch

[marzipan]

just grab his crotch

I say, don't push it and do something rash. Basically, don't be too forward. Just get talking to him first, and then when you both get more comfortable with each other, you can flirt more. Pay attention to how he reacts.

[illriginal]

just grab his crotch

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

[marzipan]

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

I think Steve was kidding.
...I think

[illriginal]

I think Steve was kidding.
...I think

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

[sweetheartxo]

hahah yeah. wouldnt do that..

[marzipan]

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

Yes, I agree with you.

So, sweetheartxo, just remember not to do that.
didn't see your reply...

[sweetheartxo]

it's cool, i was thinking somewhere along the lines of the neck....lol something cute to get his attention

[*steve330*]

Eh, sarcasm and joking is seldom comprehended on the internet, especially if you don't know that person attempting to convey it :(

[KayleighKins]

Eh, sarcasm and joking is seldom comprehended on the internet, especially if you don't know that person attempting to convey it :(

::pat pat::

But really. Throw him against something and kiss him. All that ice, broken.

I mean, seriously, if a guy likes you, why beat around the bush? Seducing is lame, getting what you want is awesome.

[sweetheartxo]

hahaha..i like the way you think

[illriginal]

Eh, sarcasm and joking is seldom comprehended on the internet, especially if you don't know that person attempting to convey it :(

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

[*MyMichelle*]

If you have boobies, wear a low-cut shirt.
Rub some GOOD smelling perfume on your hot spots (wrists, back of neck).
Put some shimmer on your collar bone.
Lightly touch his hands, arms when you're talking to him.
If you're sitting next to him, have body contact at even the knees or legs.
Stretch by arching your back. ;D

[sweetheartxo]

lol thanks michelle
and im 17. how old are you?

[*MyMichelle*]

I'm 17 (if that was directed at me) *phew* you're old enough to be attempting these things. I'm glad you're not, like, 11. haha

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

That's how I got Steven.

[sweetheartxo]

brownsugar asked, i think she was trying to see if i was a little girl or something but thats cool your the same age

and thats funny lol..i will def keep that in mind

[illriginal]

I'm 17 (if that was directed at me) *phew* you're old enough to be attempting these things. I'm glad you're not, like, 11. haha
That's how I got Steven.

lol Sucks for you. No disrespect of course :D

But if you're happy together, good job

Righteousness oppose me, wicked women don't approach me

I am a player-hater... so?, Greg Nelson couldn't coach me :P

[KayleighKins]

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

OH NOES. But seriously, if people are that easily swayed then she probably would have done it without Steve saying anything.

Quick tip: Don't take anything Steve says seriously, ever.

lol Sucks for you. No disrespect of course :D

....I think she was also kidding.

And if she wasn't than more power to her. Just because a woman is comfortable with her sexuality, and understands her need for it, doesn't make her a whore. She was going to ger her man no matter what.

And guess what? She got him.

Whores don't want men, they just want cum.

[illriginal]

OH NOES. But seriously, if people are that easily swayed then she probably would have done it without Steve saying anything.

Quick tip: Don't take anything Steve says seriously, ever.
....I think she was also kidding.

And if she wasn't than more power to her. Just because a woman is comfortable with her sexuality, and understands her need for it, doesn't make her a whore. She was going to ger her man no matter what.

And guess what? She got him.

Whores don't want men, they just want cum.

That's your justifiable answer? It's ok to act like a whore to get the man you want, as long as it's about love and not just his penis?

If all women find that as a justifiable answer, I'd just forget the serious relationship junk, create my ho team, and make them all my meat holes.

Meh nevermind, I'll unsubscribe.

[*steve330*]

Lol you'll find that the relationship forum is the most repetitive shit on this forum. It's hard to give straight answers on here :) And you're, no offense, oblivious to sarcasm it would seem.

*sigh*

For real advice, you might want to ask Kryogenix. He gives straight up answers all the time, no f**king around. Plus word has it he invented photoshop and is a leading advocate of Al Gore.

[KayleighKins]

That's your justifiable answer? It's ok to act like a whore to get the man you want, as long as it's about love and not just his penis?

If all women find that as a justifiable answer, I'd just forget the serious relationship junk, create my ho team, and make them all my meat holes.

Meh nevermind, I'll unsubscribe.

Yeah really. What I'm saying is, "f**k YOU. IF I WANT PENIS NOW I'M GETTING PENIS NOW, AND THAT MAKES ME LESS THAN A WHORE, MORE LIKE A WOMAN WITH NEEDS WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO TAKE CONTROL."

I don't like how you act. Every time I see you post it pisses me off. You come off like a flirtatious jackass and tell small children that your disgusted with them, post long posts, and then bitch at me for posting them back. And your lame siggi with your bullshit 9/11 movies.

I'VE WATCHED THEM. THEY ARE STILL BULLSHIT.

I don't give a shit where your from sir, I don't care how you were raised, I don't care where you want to live, I don't care if you can't understand the internet, and I don't give three flying fucks if you want to be a sexist pig, but do not talk to me so disrespectfully.

Yes. Leave please. kthnks

[illriginal]

Lol you'll find that the relationship forum is the most repetitive shit on this forum. It's hard to give straight answers on here :) And you're, no offense, oblivious to sarcasm it would seem.

*sigh*

Definitely oblivious to ONLINE sarcasm unless made obvious. On top of that I'm a very serious person with strangers. And I don't sit there and read everyone's posts and try to figure them out.

Keep in mind, majority of this forumboard are just children and teenagers. Our maturities is on a huge scale. At least from a lot of the threads I've been involved in :x

Ok for sure though, I'll stop postin on this thread.

[*steve330*]

Just sayin, you'll get tired of giving decent advice. I used to respond with seriousness to these threads, but it would seem no one reads responses and questions that have been posted in the past to see if the answer to their question lies there.

edit: Acting like a whore doesn't make you a whore. I'm not condoning acting like a whore, but some people do it for kicks and are far from whores.

[KayleighKins]

Just sayin, you'll get tired of giving decent advice. I used to respond with seriousness to these threads, but it would seem no one reads responses and questions that have been posted in the past to see if the answer to their question lies there.

True that, lol.

[illriginal]

Yeah really. What I'm saying is, "f**k YOU. IF I WANT PENIS NOW I'M GETTING PENIS NOW, AND THAT MAKES ME LESS THAN A WHORE, MORE LIKE A WOMAN WITH NEEDS WHO ISN'T AFRAID TO TAKE CONTROL."

I don't like how you act. Every time I see you post it pisses me off. You come off like a flirtatious jackass and tell small children that your disgusted with them, post long posts, and then bitch at me for posting them back. And your lame siggi with your bullshit 9/11 movies.

I'VE WATCHED THEM. THEY ARE STILL BULLSHIT.

I don't give a shit where your from sir, I don't care how you were raised, I don't care where you want to live, I don't care if you can't understand the internet, and I don't give three flying fucks if you want to be a sexist pig, but do not talk to me so disrespectfully.

Yes. Leave please. kthnks

Ahhh hahahahahaha... what a pathetic human. You're Emo aren't you? Catching Online feelings :(

I don't give a flying fvck about your existence either. You're nothing but another human with soft feelings, your social life is on this forum board. You most likely find men online, you could never go outside and find a relationship, not even a friendship.

What a damn cry baby ho. Gotta be a ho just to get a man too... lol no self respect, no morals, no standards, pathetic.

[*steve330*]

^Didn't you say you were going to stop posting in this thread?
Also judging is kinda, ignorant. As I recall from a previous thread, you called ignorant people scumbags.

[KayleighKins]

Yes, I'm an emo ho. I have no love life, but yet I have sex all the time.

I can't possibly have an opinion against you without having problems.

[transcendentalis...]

tama, buddy, you're making islam look really bad. not that i'm muslim or anything, but i'm just saying.

i say you pillowfight this dude!

v derkaderka whaa?

[KayleighKins]

tama, buddy, you're making islam look really bad. not that i'm muslim or anything, but i'm just saying.

i say you pillowfight this dude!

lol@derkaderka

[illriginal]

tama, buddy, you're making islam look really bad. not that i'm muslim or anything, but i'm just saying.

i say you pillowfight this dude!

v derkaderka whaa?

My religion is nothing but a guide. I don't fully conform to a specific way of life.

Keep muslims out of this. And that derkaderka comment, I would knock you the f**k out like Mike Tyson knocking the shit out of some lil scrawny bitch

By the way, reported for racism.

yobaka... and you're gonna go along with the racist shit too? LOL Ohhhh the IRONY!!

[*SayBloodyMary*]

^ Report received.

yobaka3, Member bashing includes racial slurs. Please refrain from such behaviour in the future.

[illriginal]

^ Report received.

yobaka3, Member bashing includes racial slurs. Please refrain from such behaviour in the future.

Thank you, I'll report anything else that breaks the TOS. And I'll make sure to watch myself as well.

[*SayBloodyMary*]

^ Thanks. = )

[sweetheartxo]

wow..look what i started. ha.

[marzipan]

wow..look what i started. ha.

Just what I was going to post.

[KayleighKins]

^ Report received.

yobaka3, Member bashing includes racial slurs. Please refrain from such behaviour in the future.

Less racial slur more movie reference.

Thank you, I'll report anything else that breaks the TOS. And I'll make sure to watch myself as well.

RUH ROH.

[*steve330*]

But seriously, the topic should be resumed. If it isn't this will be closed for spam and the OP I'm sure would still be up for more creative turn ons.

[marzipan]

-back on topic-

Well, if you KNOW that the guy likes you, I don't think you should have any trouble. But I guess it's a matter of what he wants to do?

[RememberTheForgo...]

Questions like this are tricky, because it all depends on the person your "seducing" as you so playfully put it.

I don't know, if you two are into eachother it'll happen but if you want to move it along a lil quicker just go for physical contact, or when you 2 start to get flirty play with his hair or his shirt, drop your head onto his shoulder or his chest when your watching a movie. It depends on if you want to be cute and sweet or really obvious and agressive about it.
MyMichelle had some pretty good tips as well.

If you have boobies, wear a low-cut shirt.
Rub some GOOD smelling perfume on your hot spots (wrists, back of neck).
Put some shimmer on your collar bone.
Lightly touch his hands, arms when you're talking to him.
If you're sitting next to him, have body contact at even the knees or legs.
Stretch by arching your back. ;D

Hope that helped some..

[xKatt]

Leave it to Tamacracker to ruin a thread. He's probably going to come back and ass-rape me for that comment. No, actually he'll just say that his religion is against sodomy. But anyway...

I've met up with two guys over the internet. The first one ended up being a stalker and the source of several problems in my life, so I'll skip that one. And the second one I ended up going out with.

Pretty much, every guy's different. What turns on one guy might not turn on another. It might actually turn them off!

I honestly think that you shouldn't jump on him right away. Sometimes physical attraction takes some time to develop. Making conversation actually breaks the ice at least for me and once the ice is broken, grab his hand or something. Things will take off from there.

[illriginal]

No, actually he'll just say that his religion is against sodomy. But anyway...

"I've met up with two guys over the internet. The first one ended up being a stalker and the source of several problems in my life, so I'll skip that one. And the second one I ended up going out with."

LOL

[Simba]

Oh, do come on, you guys.

[*MyMichelle*]

Wow. Okay. I'm sorry that such an argument erupted out of a joke, hahaha.

Some guys are only in for the booty, and they want a girl that's open enough to grab his dick. Simple as that.

[MrStrife]

My religion is nothing but a guide. I don't fully conform to a specific way of life.

Keep muslims out of this. And that derkaderka comment, I would knock you the f**k out like Mike Tyson knocking the shit out of some lil scrawny bitch

By the way, reported for racism.

yobaka... and you're gonna go along with the racist shit too? LOL Ohhhh the IRONY!!

You're a snitch.

[illriginal]

You're a snitch.

And I'm a player hater, you damn wigger.

[xKatt]

You're a snitch.

It's ok, Tamacracker doesn't have any friends, so don't get offended by anything he says. He's just a lonely little sexually confused bodybuilder.

[illriginal]

It's ok, Tamacracker doesn't have any friends, so don't get offended by anything he says. He's just a lonely little sexually confused bodybuilder.

Reported, put me on ignore and refrain from replying to my posts. I'm not gonna waste my time droppin my maturity level to "ass-rape" (as you put so bluntly) you over and over. All personal attacks after this, will be reported... troll.

[Rachel]

Holy shit, enough with the reporting Tama. Just be the bigger person and ignore people. You are most likely older than these girls, and attacking them via cB and reporting them is going to do JACK SHIT. Take your own advice and put her on ignore.




Anyway, as stated previously, if you know he likes you; just go for it. You aren't being a whore, especially if the feelings are mutual. He's probably a bit scared and if you go for the first move, he'll be more comfortable and it's all gravyyyy.

[deplorable]

damn this topic is well, sorta off topic.

yobaka3 do us a favor and shut up. quit trying to play "big man on campus"

Tamacracker you get on peoples nerves. you have great ideas but thats all they are, ideas. stop trying to make it seem like the one and only opinion to follow.

and steve330 thanks for trying to regain some order.

some of you guys really take the fun out of this site...

[xKatt]

damn this topic is well, sorta off topic.

yobaka3 do us a favor and shut up. quit trying to play "big man on campus"

Tamacracker you get on peoples nerves. you have great ideas but thats all they are, ideas. stop trying to make it seem like the one and only opinion to follow.

and steve330 thanks for trying to regain some order.

some of you guys really take the fun out of this site...

[pinacoolada]

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

It was a joke. Lighten up.

Definitely oblivious to ONLINE sarcasm unless made obvious. On top of that I'm a very serious person with strangers. And I don't sit there and read everyone's posts and try to figure them out.

Keep in mind, majority of this forumboard are just children and teenagers. Our maturities is on a huge scale. At least from a lot of the threads I've been involved in :x

Ok for sure though, I'll stop postin on this thread.

Keep an open mind. Do you seriously think Steve was being serious when he instructed the girl to grab the guy's crotch?
And yeah, sure, this forum is mostly children and teenagers, but some of us are mature enough to see the sarcasm in Steve's post. It looks like you're the immature one for being so uptight about it.

[illriginal]

It was a joke. Lighten up.
Keep an open mind. Do you seriously think Steve was being serious when he instructed the girl to grab the guy's crotch?
And yeah, sure, this forum is mostly children and teenagers, but some of us are mature enough to see the sarcasm in Steve's post. It looks like you're the immature one for being so uptight about it.

I don't post much on this forum, so I don't really know the CBers nor if they're the sarcastic type. Nor do I realize that ever since CB forum has existed that the same topic has been made over and over to the point no one takes them serious. But now that I know, I'll just question them if they're being serious. And maturity level has nothing to do with understanding someone's non-vocal, online sarcasm. Sorry that 100% of my social life is not a forum board, nor online.

[KayleighKins]

Sorry that 100% of my social life is not a forum board, nor online.

And that folks, is sarcasm!

Uhh, nuzzle his face.

[pinacoolada]

Sorry that 100% of my social life is not a forum board, nor online.

Well it isn't. =]
You really shouldn't assume like that you know.

[*superstitious*]

just grab his crotch

If you have boobies, wear a low-cut shirt.

Give him a PEZ dispenser.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

i think we got the point in your first 14 posts that it was
a. skanky
b. slutty
c. immoral
d. skanky
e. slutty
f. immoral
g. skanky
h. slutty
i. immoral

just because it holds true to you doesn't mean that other people don't like it that way. you can think people are slutty, skanky, and immoral all you want, but repeating it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is not going to change their mind. kthnxbye

[illriginal]

i think we got the point in your first 14 posts that it was
a. skanky
b. slutty
c. immoral
d. skanky
e. slutty
f. immoral
g. skanky
h. slutty
i. immoral

just because it holds true to you doesn't mean that other people don't like it that way. you can think people are slutty, skanky, and immoral all you want, but repeating it over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again is not going to change their mind. kthnxbye

Source the repetitive postings.. maybe I'll give a damn

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

Regardless, the idea of a woman grabbing some guys crotch just to give him a hint is slutty. I'm not specifically saying, "hey Steve, you're a slut, you skanky meat hole"

Yeah, trying to figure out if someone's being sarcastic on the internet doesn't really work. Unless they make it obvious.

But like I said, regardless of sarcasm or seriousness... it's still disgustingly slutty, skanky, and immoral.

Plus some little girl on this forum board might take you seriously, and do that. Thinking it's normal and everyone does it.

Ahhh hahahahahaha... what a pathetic human. You're Emo aren't you? Catching Online feelings :(

I don't give a flying fvck about your existence either. You're nothing but another human with soft feelings, your social life is on this forum board. You most likely find men online, you could never go outside and find a relationship, not even a friendship.

What a damn cry baby ho. Gotta be a ho just to get a man too... lol no self respect, no morals, no standards, pathetic.

satisfied, you little f**k?

[*Flair*]

Hahahahaha ... damn, y'all hate this guy. Hahahahaha.

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

i have nothing against him as he hasn't done anything to me, but seeing every other post say "skanky, slutty, immoral" got kind of old.

[illriginal]

i have nothing against him as he hasn't done anything to me, but seeing every other post say "skanky, slutty, immoral" got kind of old.

You do realize I was being sarcastic right? lol

How does it feel to be a victim of not knowing who the hell is being sarcastic. I know my own posts, I don't have bad memory. You really didn't have to waste your time LOL And I got you angry online too.. goodness you people are fun and easy.

Flair, you'll never get off of it. Flair loves having people jump on it so she can feel part of the gang

[*shotgunFUNERAL*]

you're right, i'm sooooooooo angered at your expense.

Flair, you'll never get off of it. Flair loves having people jump on it so she can feel part of the gang

aren't you like 24? go to a club or something.

[*superstitious*]

Alright, alright. Can we get back to creative turn-ons please?

[xKatt]

I Tamacracker.

Yeah yeah PEZ dispenser, genius!

[*Flair*]

Flair, you'll never get off of it. Flair loves having people jump on it so she can feel part of the gang

Get off of what? Part of which gang?

Ok, I seriously advise you to read my early posts, really. Do you remember our arguments? Good.

[EmoEyelinerx]

That's pretty slutty... Any man with self respect, morals, and standards would be turned off by that. Unless they plan on making it a one night stand. A girl who's that sexual right off the back, is a skanky meat hole.

Just givin my personal opinion.

Just because someone acts slutty doesent automaticly make them a slut, maybe their just doing it for fun.

If you have boobies, wear a low-cut shirt.
Rub some GOOD smelling perfume on your hot spots (wrists, back of neck).
Put some shimmer on your collar bone.
Lightly touch his hands, arms when you're talking to him.
If you're sitting next to him, have body contact at even the knees or legs.
Stretch by arching your back. ;D

Agreed.

Ahhh hahahahahaha... what a pathetic human. You're Emo aren't you? Catching Online feelings :(

I don't give a flying fvck about your existence either. You're nothing but another human with soft feelings, your social life is on this forum board. You most likely find men online, you could never go outside and find a relationship, not even a friendship.

What a damn cry baby ho. Gotta be a ho just to get a man too... lol no self respect, no morals, no standards, pathetic.

Just beacuse she said something doesent make her a emo. Dont you know anything? You dont even know her in real life so how would you even f**king know if she has friends or whatnot in real life? Plus, if you dont give a "flying fvck" about her why do you keep replying to her posts?

[illriginal]

Just because someone acts slutty doesent automaticly make them a slut, maybe their just doing it for fun.
Agreed.
Just beacuse she said something doesent make her a emo. Dont you know anything? You dont even know her in real life so how would you even f**king know if she has friends or whatnot in real life? Plus, if you dont give a "flying fvck" about her why do you keep replying to her posts?

Because my friend, this is America, where I'm posting from. I have the freedom and Liberty to do so. Why do you care? Mind your business :P

lol @ bringing up old posts

[KayleighKins]

Hehehe.

Lol@ indeed.

Eh, I dunno, she makes a good point there. Wanna PM me as to why you think I'm emo or something? It's certainly my business.

And this girl should deff post back to tell us what happened.

[y0urelectrikk]

But really. Throw him against something and kiss him. All that ice, broken.

I mean, seriously, if a guy likes you, why beat around the bush? Seducing is lame, getting what you want is awesome.

totallly agree. :] DOOO IT.

[ReggieM]

well if u beat around the bush thats more adventure for the guy! If you just pounce on him might be less exicting.but im sure it still will be very.

Well what worked for me/against me lol was. girls sitting really close to me like legs touching with pressure.And walk around or in front of him for him to check out your assests.basically just find a way to get close to him without it being uncomfortable.

Proably the only topic related post of this last two pages