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post Jun 4 2007, 09:23 AM
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Hot water is out for the third day in a row. Had to take a shower. No warmth at all in this water, plus it's raining outside so the house is kind of cold as well. My dick has shriveled up somewhere near my naval, goddamn it's cold. Cold Showers are much much worse for guys than girls, at least in my figuring. Girls just get erect nipples, we get shrunken dick.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 09:25 AM
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The cold shower is not your friend...

Discomfort to the max.

Although I would point out that shrunken dick is not so much a problem unless you want immediate use right afterwards... Or I suppose you're a nudist.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 09:29 AM
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jun 4 2007, 10:23 AM) *
Hot water is out for the third day in a row. Had to take a shower. No warmth at all in this water, plus it's raining outside so the house is kind of cold as well. My dick has shriveled up somewhere near my naval, goddamn it's cold. Cold Showers are much much worse for guys than girls, at least in my figuring. Girls just get erect nipples, we get shrunken dick.

Except that EN's can be painful (at least in the context of taking an icy cold shower). =X

Um. zipped.gif
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 09:33 AM
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I sometimes cool the water down to help wake myself up in the morning.

Nothing ice cold, though.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 10:42 AM
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I hate cold showers. When I take a shower I have to have it scalding hot. I turn it on as cool as I can take it when I'm rinsing my hair and my body though.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 11:31 AM
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i usually dont take cold showers...warm water is more relazing
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 11:34 AM
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jun 4 2007, 02:23 PM) *
Hot water is out for the third day in a row. Had to take a shower. No warmth at all in this water, plus it's raining outside so the house is kind of cold as well. My dick has shriveled up somewhere near my naval, goddamn it's cold. Cold Showers are much much worse for guys than girls, at least in my figuring. Girls just get erect nipples, we get shrunken dick.


Too many inapropriate images in my head _smile.gif ..thanks and I just went to confession too.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 12:12 PM
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Cold showers = wake up, but who wants to wake up?
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 01:39 PM
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Some of the replies make it sound like I chose a cold shower. Hell no, I hate those bastards. Because it has been raining, my basement became flooded which doused the pilot light out. Hopefully this will be fixed sometime soon.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 01:58 PM
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Cold showers = not fun. Poor guy sad.gif
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 02:00 PM
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El oh El shriveled dinky, el oh el. Uhm I hate cold showers, always luke warm.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 02:13 PM
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Well is your member back to normal size yet?
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 02:21 PM
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Bahaha, that just made me laugh.

But anyways, I never take cold showers...I don't like them. Always a hot shower.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 02:39 PM
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jun 4 2007, 10:23 AM) *
Cold Showers are much much worse for guys than girls, at least in my figuring. Girls just get erect nipples, we get shrunken dick.


laugh.gif .. so does that mean u guys hate the winter too?
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 03:49 PM
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hot/warm showers
even on warm days blink.gif
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 04:07 PM
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lol i used to love taking cold showers. it felt really nice, but i think i've gotten used to warm showers although i still rinse my hair out with cold water. :)
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 04:08 PM
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I could never ever take a cold shower. If all our hot water was gone I'd go to my grandmas and take a shower or something. Even when its hot out I take a warm shower.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 04:09 PM
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LOL that's kind of funny. but i'm sorry about it. hopefully you'll get hot showers soon. =)

cold showers only feel great after a long sweaty day. otherwise, i can't do it. :[
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 06:52 PM
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QUOTE(steve330 @ Jun 4 2007, 01:12 PM) *
Cold showers = wake up, but who wants to wake up?
Ah ha. Touche. boxing.gif
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 06:57 PM
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I like cold showers...
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 07:09 PM
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I love cold showers. Friends say it`s because I was born in winter.. o.O
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 08:49 PM
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Cool showers for me, not cold showers.
But very rarely. even when it's hot outside i tend to take the same temperature shower.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 09:06 PM
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Its back to normal size, maybe even bigger.
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 09:22 PM
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i hate cold showers.. i cant stand cold water, period..
besides drinking

i remember i jumped into a freezing pool once
not only did my dick shrivle up, but like
my balls like, hurt to the max by like shock
 
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post Jun 4 2007, 09:30 PM
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I took a cold shower today. It's nice every once in a while.
 
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Cold showers are for the sux. I don't like the feeling of jumping 10 feet before I go to bed. I prefer hot showers, even in the summer.
 
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Cold showers are the worst eek.gif
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 01:55 AM
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jun 5 2007, 02:06 AM) *
Its back to normal size, maybe even bigger.

Im gonna need evidence,sir.
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 03:34 AM
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On rare occassions when the weather's hot, I'll go and take a cold shower.

I don't stay in it for long, though XD.gif
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 06:09 AM
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That certainly sucks...
I hate cold showers, I always have to take warm ones, even when it's hot out.
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 06:14 AM
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jun 4 2007, 10:06 PM) *
Its back to normal size, maybe even bigger.



QUOTE(Mercy @ Jun 5 2007, 02:55 AM) *
Im gonna need evidence,sir.

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You know, I didn't have a cold shower issue this morning. I was, however, unfortunate enough to be in the shower when my mom flushed the toilet. It hurt. sad.gif
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 10:39 AM
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i've never had a cold shower.. just a cold swimming pool
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 11:16 AM
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Healthwise, cold showers are better for your skin anyway.

Well, maybe not necessarily ice cold showers, but showers that are your body temperature or colder. Anything warmer than your body temp and up strip the natural oils from your skin.

So, I dunno. Sup, awesome cold showers?
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 11:54 AM
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Ewwww lol. XD.gif

I hate taking cold showers. I always have to have the water as hot as I can stand it. I've never really had a problem with the nipple thing though. mellow.gif
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 04:03 PM
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I know that sucks.
Yucck.
 
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post Jun 5 2007, 06:22 PM
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I usually take hot/warm showers.

I only take cold/cool showers if it's super hot outside. Sometimes even not even. It also depends on whether or not I can take it. laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 04:09 AM
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4 ice cold showers over a span of 3 days. I don't know how much longer I can last. I hate my landlord so much right now.
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 08:56 AM
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i do hate cold showers. they just ruin verything mellow.gif
 
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jun 6 2007, 10:09 AM) *
4 ice cold showers over a span of 3 days. I don't know how much longer I can last. I hate my landlord so much right now.

Wait, so do you live in an apartment block? Because surely the other tenants are complaining as well?

If you're desperate, you could always boil pots full of water and bathe... by the time you've put enough water in, it should have cooled to the point of being able to sit in it...
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 09:48 AM
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I dont live in a tenament house but I do have a downstais neighbor, Our water heaters are seperate though. We did ask the guy, he said his water was fine. He also had some unkind words to say about the landlord, so I guess he has been in a similiar situation where the landlord stalled his actions.
 
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post Jun 6 2007, 04:10 PM
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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

QUOTE(SayBloodyMary @ Jun 6 2007, 10:12 AM) *
If you're desperate, you could always boil pots full of water and bathe... by the time you've put enough water in, it should have cooled to the point of being able to sit in it...


LMAO!!!!! Is this little house on the prarie?
Reason for edit: Posts Merged = )
 
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LMAO!!!!! Is this little house on the prarie?

Lol... well, whatever gets it done! The pioneers knew what they were doing!

Also, in future, please try not to double post... you can edit your original post, or quot emultipl ereplies by selecting the [+] symbol in the lower right hand corner of the posts, and hitting 'add reply'

I'll go ahead and merge your last two posts!
 
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What the heck. I'd have to go to a friends because I can't stand cold showers. If its extra hot and sticky outside they're great but otherwise. No way. pinch.gif
 
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QUOTE(freeflow @ Jun 6 2007, 06:02 PM) *
What the heck. I'd have to go to a friends because I can't stand cold showers. If its extra hot and sticky outside they're great but otherwise. No way. pinch.gif


I love taking cold showers in the summer, when its almost 100 degrees, but another time of the year, I'd prefer hot showers laugh.gif
 
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post Jun 9 2007, 09:41 PM
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VICTORY!!!!!! Hot mother-f**kin WATER!!!!!
 
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post Jun 9 2007, 09:56 PM
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ugh I HATE cold showers >_>
The "coldest" I'll use is lukewarm to rinse my hair.
 
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post Jun 9 2007, 10:07 PM
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i dont think ive ever had to take a cold shower.

however, i do it sometimes after xc conditioning because it's so hot. and that actually feels good.
 
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post Jun 10 2007, 03:39 PM
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a hot shower fershurrrre :)
 
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post Jun 10 2007, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(The Abominable C-Pillar @ Jun 4 2007, 10:06 PM) *
Its back to normal size, maybe even bigger.

well congratulations. XD.gif

i normally like really hot showers, but occasionally i'll take freezing cold ones. i hate middle warmth though.
 
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Well i take cold showers either way just because it's getting a little bit too hot and that's the only way to cool down.
 
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post Jun 12 2007, 07:50 PM
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LOL but i found that funny i feel bad for you though
 
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post Aug 7 2007, 08:49 PM
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QUOTE(SayBloodyMary @ Jun 6 2007, 06:04 PM) *
Lol... well, whatever gets it done! The pioneers knew what they were doing!

Also, in future, please try not to double post... you can edit your original post, or quot emultipl ereplies by selecting the [+] symbol in the lower right hand corner of the posts, and hitting 'add reply'

I'll go ahead and merge your last two posts!

How the f**k would you know what the pioneers did? Youre British, nothing you say matters.
 
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post Aug 7 2007, 10:18 PM
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Hmm... between warm and hot for me. I don't really care for cold showers, even in the summer.
 
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Ehhh, I only take cold showers if it's like...super hot. and even then it's not all cold water. It's more..cool/warm. My oldest brother takes cold showers. wacko.gif I don't know how he doesn't...I mean..he's a GUY. blink.gif & ALL his showers are cold.
 
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I want everyone on cB to take a cold shower together. That would be great. Fat people too. You're all invited. Let's become nudies!!

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How the f**k would you know what the pioneers did? Youre British, nothing you say matters.


Yeah, ask Mel Gibson. He knows.

QUOTE(UniversalRoyalty @ Aug 7 2007, 11:22 PM) *
Ehhh, I only take cold showers if it's like...super hot. and even then it's not all cold water. It's more..cool/warm. My oldest brother takes cold showers. wacko.gif I don't know how he doesn't...I mean..he's a GUY. blink.gif & ALL his showers are cold.


Maybe he's your sister?
 
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Hahahahahahaha. That's a bitch. laugh.gif
 
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I can only shower to get clean in ice cold water if its hot i still feel dirty.

on the other hand if im just taking a shower to relax or something it has to be scaulding hot.


 
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I love cold showers - when it's hot.

I mean hot hot, like taking off all your clothes and you're still sweating like a pig.

Not that I do take all my clothes off when it's hot.

Why would I do that? _unsure.gif
 
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I cannot stand a cold shower.
It has to be boiling hot happy.gif

Then, I'm happy lol
 
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I can only shower to get clean in ice cold water if its hot i still feel dirty.

on the other hand if im just taking a shower to relax or something it has to be scaulding hot.


You mean, like right after sex?
 
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I hate cold showers :[

I hate extreme showers, too. Where there are only two settings: scalding hot or freezing cold. T_T It happens at a lot of the crappy hotels I've stayed at.
 
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I never get why some people like cold showers

It's terrible >_<
 
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I hate cold showers at first, but once I'm used to it theyre nice
 
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Cold showers are the WORST! I hate going on vacation and you have no hot water in your hotel room.
 
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I actually purposely take colder showers than hot showers for the fact that hot water is actually bad for your hair, so I've read. But nothing too cold, of course.
 
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Hot water also runs hair color out faster(assuming you've dyed it)
 
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Too much imformation, huh? Man I know how you feel, cold shower = no joke.
 
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