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Joke From Bro, I wonder if you'll get it..
SarahxJoy
post Jun 14 2004, 12:47 AM
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What the fack.
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Okay, this may sound stupid, but my brother told me this and I started laughing. So spare meh. whistling.gif
-Son: "Dad, is God a woman or man?"
-Dad: "Well, he's both son."
-Son: "Okay."
**The son runs back to his room, then comes back out to ask another question.**
-Son: "Is God, black or white, Dad?"
-Dad: "Again, he is both."
-Son: "Alright."
**Once again, he goes back to his room to think. Then comes back to his dad to ask one more question.**
-Son: "Dad?"
-Dad: "Yes?"
-Son: "Is Michael Jackson God?"

Okay so yeah. LoL. Well, it got me laughing. _unsure.gif
 
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dani41790
post Jun 14 2004, 12:49 AM
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Hi! I'm Dani :)
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hahaha lolz thas a funni joke
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 01:31 AM
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haha, thats so funny

lmao
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 01:33 AM
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haha thats funnie..but it belongs in the humor forum..
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 03:22 AM
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:hammer:
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lol. haha.
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 09:52 AM
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OMG. Michael Jackson? I wonder what his father's answer was... happy.gif
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 10:38 AM
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he`z gOt my heart*<3`o2.18.o1`
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haha .. o0 lord .. that was kinda cute ;]
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 05:29 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAAA ... too bad I already heard it.
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 06:04 PM
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LOL. yeh already heard it, but its pretty funny.
 
LatinaLady
post Jun 14 2004, 06:41 PM
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Look its...
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yup i got it.
i heard it before and i was liek burn!!! Ha!. feel bad for Mj
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 07:00 PM
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There's a thread on this joke already. lol. it's clever..
 
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post Jun 14 2004, 10:52 PM
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doot doot doot
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lmao hahahhaa lols
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 01:01 AM
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hahah noice


this is the humor forum -_-
 
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post Jun 15 2004, 11:56 AM
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distortion in its craziest.
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ROFL..haha. I can't stop laughing. =D
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 01:39 AM
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This has been postede like 400 times already
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 01:49 AM
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i've heard this joke many times before, its not that funny.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 02:35 AM
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laugh.gif tongue.gif You got me rolling on the floor, man!!!!!
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 02:54 AM
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hahahahaha... damn thats messed up but its funny like iono wut
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 03:13 AM
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i should be laughing but some how im not....
 
starlette
post Apr 3 2005, 03:18 PM
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RAWR.
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haha, that's cute. but i like michael jackson...still funny :D
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 06:00 PM
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whatever d00de
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heard it before. it's still kinda funny.
 
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post Apr 3 2005, 07:20 PM
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that was very
 
smilz2dasun
post Apr 3 2005, 08:11 PM
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^lol. wow. you actually took time to post a pic of that. stubborn.gif

but yea.. this joke was already posted. it was funny the first time i heard it. not laugh out loud funny.. but ..yea.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 08:56 PM
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to hell with you
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been posted before. still funny.
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 09:01 PM
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highfive.
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hahaa. thats quite funny. happy.gif
 
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post Apr 4 2005, 09:10 PM
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Haha. That was funny. Its still kinda funny even though I already heard it.
 
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post Apr 21 2005, 07:31 AM
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LMAO
 
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post Apr 24 2005, 09:16 PM
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=) i heard this 658779 times before
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 12:30 AM
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boo
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Not bad. ^^
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 05:16 AM
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nice one!....
 
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post Apr 25 2005, 10:50 PM
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creepy creepy funny
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 02:03 PM
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thats cute (:
 
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post Apr 26 2005, 05:42 PM
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lol...a funny one
 
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post Apr 28 2005, 01:15 PM
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This is why you should never get too much plastic surgery done.
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 05:49 PM
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LOLS; i heard that one before
 
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post Apr 29 2005, 11:24 PM
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lol
 
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