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I want you to go to your bathroom mirror and just stare into your own eyes. Clear your mind and stare into your own eyes. Don't focus on your reflection, don't focus on anything, keep your mind blank. Realize this will be the closest thing to peace you will ever know. Life is chaotic, people die by accident, on purpose, or just die everyday. The world is full of Apathetic fucks who are too selfish to realize what they do to real people. Now here is what you do next. Still looking in the mirror? Good. Okay, here's what to do.
*Edit: I've never gone back and edited the first post before. The only reason I do it now is to properly explain the point or what the point of this post became, which is a listing of blatant stereotypes and goofs on people you know or don't like or are friends with. I know almost all the people I've listed so far which makes it much easier to mock them. haha. But don't use names I guess or it'd be considered bashing to some extent.:Finish*
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Christians: Try to love a little more.
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Let's see um
Posers: Get a life and stop being someone you're not. |
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Christians: Try to love a little more. ![]() I didnt actually go look in the mirror though, I was too lazy to get up. And of course, if I had, then I wouldn't have been able to read the rest of your post. haha. Maybe I should start using smileys. That was meant to be sarcastic and was meant to reflect my disdain on the phoney happiness many christians give off. I'm not gonna lie, its mostly upper-class white christians, the ones who hold bake sales and talk endlessly about the weather cause any other topic will start a ferocious debate. Its always the white upper-class christians. |
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Dude, no. I know what you're talking about. I'm definitely not an "upper class" christian.
Never been to a bake sale. ![]() I actually enjoy debating, but not ferociously. Uhm, but yeah, I apologize for not catching your sarcasm. ![]() |
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![]() The kooks ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 499 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 516,563 ![]() |
Thankfully I don't come under any of those....or do I?
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Hmmm Ok
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![]() Hi, Im Brook. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,774 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 508,383 ![]() |
Haha if i HAD to choose one i would probably be it would be......Manic Depressive Schizo's.
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Help OH MIGHTY KING OF HORSE SHIT...
i fit into 4 of the catagories... Emo Christian Manic Depressive Schizo and last but not least Elitist what to do? what do do? i guess ill just cut my wrists, offer the blood as a sacrifice to god... go on a homicidal rampage because of gods and satans voices arguing in my head... and then conquer the voices and the feeling of passing out ill probably have since, you know, ive been running around without a hand and loosing a lot of blood for the past half hour, to ask one useless piece of trivia " who the hell cares? why the hell do you care?" and when you cant answer the question ( since it is wayyy to difficult for your low mental capacity to compute) ill answer, in my bragging tone of voice of course, "because you are a sterotypical idiot who is just jealous because you cant and wont ever fit into one of the AWESOME catagories you listed above. " get a life. :Q |
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MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO CYBER: GO SCREW YOUR MOTHERS.
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Help OH MIGHTY KING OF HORSE SHIT... i fit into 4 of the catagories... Emo Christian Manic Depressive Schizo and last but not least Elitist what to do? what do do? i guess ill just cut my wrists, offer the blood as a sacrifice to god... go on a homicidal rampage because of gods and satans voices arguing in my head... and then conquer the voices and the feeling of passing out ill probably have since, you know, ive been running around without a hand and loosing a lot of blood for the past half hour, to ask one useless piece of trivia " who the hell cares? why the hell do you care?" and when you cant answer the question ( since it is wayyy to difficult for your low mental capacity to compute) ill answer, in my bragging tone of voice of course, "because you are a sterotypical idiot who is just jealous because you cant and wont ever fit into one of the AWESOME catagories you listed above. " get a life. :Q haha. Dont cry too much. If ever I was to be jealous of an Emo, they'd have to have a lot of money or f**king some incredibly hot russian chick who doesnt know the difference between sane people and morons. To be honest, I don't care. I couldn't give a rats dick. Then again, I doubt anyone cares what my mood is or who I want to anonymously shout out to or why black people are called black, no one gives a shit. This right here is the purpose of creating these stupid topics, so that you can argue with the pissass who thinks you give a rats dick(Rats dick is something Im trying out. Be on the lookout for Douchetits and fucktard). Id also like to state that Emo people are useless and will never contribute anything of any real worth. Go be individuals in your 7 person cry group and watch eachothers mascara drip. Go to your suburb homes where your parents try to conversate on some basic human level while you pretend they dont pay attention to you. I would rather be forced to watch Golden Girls repeats for 20 hours than spend 5 minutes with an Emo, you f**kin lepers. Take a bright shiny day and find its flaws. Whatever, just go f**k yourself or kill yourself or cry or do something that takes you away from public eyes because you represent every worthless butt munch on the face of the planet who no one gives a shit about. Honestly, learn something from this. Seriously. MESSAGE TO ALL EMO CHILDREN: Stop thinking that no one cares about you in the world. It's true, I'm gonna tell you that right now. No one cares about you save for your friends and your family, that's it. The public does not give a shit about you, or anyone else for that matter. All those disapproving eyes who casualy glide past you don;t give you a second thought as soon as you are out of eyeshot. People dont actually care what the hell you do, as long as youre not famous. And all these emo faux rock stars don't give two shits about you either. They write the way they do beause it sells albums. Didnt anyone else notice that Green Day dyed their hair all black and started wearing all black after Emo people hit the scene. Before that they wore college clothes, which means striped polos and tan shorts. I guess the point Im making is NO ONE CARES, GET OVER IT. Thank you. |
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i love the golden girls:D have all the seasons!
wow. are you paranoid your perfect reputation is going to be ruined... i dont need to know your whole lifes story... lol pecché me dici sti parole amare... oh right, cause youre you. |
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hey, im an Elitist... im not supposed to make sense to simple minded people:D
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Yeah, I think youre screwing up the definition there retard. I dont think knowing a few sentences in another language qualifies you as an elitist. Knowing a lot of useless information that no one really cares about and then pretending like you're better than they are because they dont know makes you an elitist, be the topic comic books, regular books, vinyl records, politics, movies, television, sports, cooking, etc. So no, youre not an elitist. But you are an emo bitch. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind was one of the stupidest movies Ive ever seen. Grab your f**kin balls (unless youve decided to cut other places besides your wrists), put on The Godfather, wash the f**kin gel out of your hair, grab a beer, smoke some weed, and enjoy yourself, its really not that hard. Youre never gonna find the "perfect woman" who thinks just like you and understands you completely, it doesnt work like that. Instead of crying in your room with the lights off and the windows painted black, go out to a movie with some chick from school(NOT TIM BURTON'S ANYTHING) and get laid Douche-tits.
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![]() Home is where your rump rests! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,235 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 451,969 ![]() |
I honestly believe that everyone who falls into the stereotype of emo will one day snap out of it. Telling them to will not speed up the process, it usually does the reverse.
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the male mind is so amusing.
especially since you keep assuming im a guy. even after the fact that it clearly shows im a gal at the top. meh. i know im not screwing up the definition. im just straightening it out :D and for shame. wash your mouth... no one likes a potty mouth. lol |
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the male mind is so amusing. especially since you keep assuming im a guy. even after the fact that it clearly shows im a gal at the top. meh. i know im not screwing up the definition. im just straightening it out :D and for shame. wash your mouth... no one likes a potty mouth. lol Well, I have to apologize for assuming you were a guy. Im sure its not the first time its happened on this site or in your actual life. On further inspection I saw that you were canadian, which would explain a lot. |
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lol... true. it wouldnt be the first time i was mistaken for a guy. you got me there. (stupid gr.3 haircut)
yeah. canadians are great, EH? hey jeremy, jeremy...if I throw a stick, will you leave? dont be foolish jeremy. make the right choice jeremy. its a matter of life and death jeremy we know where you live. |
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again, umm...what?
Is that an example of your Emo poetry? I thought it all had to do with black empty bottomless voids that swallow your soul and discard all your humanity and blood rushes from your wrists and all that crazy shit that depresses me even as Im making fun of it? |
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![]() we go a-drowning ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 964 Joined: Apr 2007 Member No: 519,725 ![]() |
its not poetry. its a proclamation of my love for you.
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its not poetry. its a proclamation of my love for you. I'm sorry, but I don't think it would work out. You are a Goth/Emo sociopath with a very bleak outlook on life who needs professional help and I'm, well, I'm not. Maybe you'd be better off with a Fallout Boy poster or an AFI wristband. I honestly believe that everyone who falls into the stereotype of emo will one day snap out of it. One can only hope sweetie. And to continue with the original point of this post:
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I'm none of the above to far, I actually don't know what I'd be considered under.
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oh shit, im a vegetarian and not vegan... i m getting excused from one of your rants and annoying discriminating posts. damn. i was looking foreward to it allll day :D
oohh. i have one to add to the list. -The Abominable C-Pillar - oh my god, cant this person get a life? Worse than those who jerk off to hentai, this creature jerks off to his so called witty comments. we know what hes doing right now. :D lol |
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Nonchalants - Go be not in someone else's way elsewhere! We know you're indifferent about things, but we don't want to hear you not babble any longer! All you do is leave people alone and start nothing. WTF!
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Haters - Stop hating so much, if your so much better then dont talk to us lames.
Haha. Okay, thats lame but yea. |
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I honestly believe that everyone who falls into the stereotype of emo will one day snap out of it. Telling them to will not speed up the process, it usually does the reverse. And I think we all need to live a lil' more , but I will keep that in mind. ![]() Eh agree completely. I think its just a stage that most 7th- 9th grades fall under to because their changing a lot during that time and trying harder and harder to get accepted and with attention you get accepted and noticed and well cutting your wrists and acting all depressed seems to capture a lot of people attention for you to waste their time and make you feel better about yourself. Extremely selfish and when they get older to realize what they're doing they'll grow out of it. lets hope anyway ![]() deplorable - I didn't bother to read anymore of Jeremy and your rants on and on, but I did read on where you said something along the lines that Jeremy thought his rep would get ruined on this site? ![]() QUOTE Veagans: What is the point of not eating any animal produced foods. They don't care. We don't eat the ones who are intelligent enough to care. There are no dumber animals than chickens and turkeys and cows and pigs, and they're all so delicious. This is meant for all the animal activists, psychotic about pigeons Veagans, not the ones who do it for health reasons. Vegans, Jeremy ![]() My uncle got all over me about just thinking about turning vegetarian. He says God made all animals to be killed for humans survival. Although on the other hand I just see if God made all the animals to be eaten I don't think they should have to go through the cruelty they go under at slaughter houses and get forced fed to get fat or have to take growth hormones and get so heavy that chickens end up having their legs broken from to much weight. Or having defenseless animals hanged by their legs to have their heads cut off or to be skinned alive. But Of course I was only turning vegan for the health benefits. xD |
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haha. I took a break for a day and come back to friends bashing me.
![]() Then again it could be possible I misinterpreted the posts and you were actually supporting my claims(I think I understood yours Holly. haha). If it would please the readers I'll list what groups I belong to. Haters - Stop hating so much, if your so much better then dont talk to us lames. I unfortunately fall under this category. I don't like the fact that I don't like most things, I just simply cannot find enjoyment or interest out of most things. One of the biggest examples that I usually debate with friends is how incredibly bad the Spiderman movies are. All of them, horrible wastes of money that people eat up. Morons.
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thanks libertie. youre cool too. and intercourse? hon, i never claimed that i wasnt selfish... i know i am
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haha I would in no way 'hate' on you Jeremy.
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Liechtenstein citiziens: I don't know where any of you live, but I know where are you all going to die.
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=X (I'm still trying to quit, for those who may give me a hard time. =P) |
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That was fine. I don't really think mine are too clever either. It's tough because you have to first identify who these people are and then what makes them that way. Strange outline to follow.
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![]() Jake - The Unholy Trinity / Premiscuous Poeteer. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,272 Joined: May 2006 Member No: 411,316 ![]() |
I know alot of these people. Josh - Video game fanatic. He doesn't get laid.
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haha. Maybe I should start using smileys. That was meant to be sarcastic and was meant to reflect my disdain on the phoney happiness many christians give off. I'm not gonna lie, its mostly upper-class white christians, the ones who hold bake sales and talk endlessly about the weather cause any other topic will start a ferocious debate. Its always the white upper-class christians. SO true, my aunt is a prime example. She was like that for years until her marriage fell apart infront of her eyes and then she stopped going to churh. Hah MIDDLE AGED MEN PRETENDING TO BE 18 YEAR OLD GIRLS ON THE INTERNET TRYING TO CYBER: GO SCREW YOUR MOTHERS. ewy QUOTE Video Game Fanatics: The only people who get laid less than the Anime freaks(unless they're one and the same in which case, HAHAHAHA), these people devote their entire lives completing video games that hundreds if not thousands of people are better at than them. They're a tight knit group who converse in a language foreign to those outside the inner circle(leetspeak), they spend their free time in front of mirrors adjusting their glasses and popping the occasional pimples just so they can see the white puss shoot onto the glass. Avoid these people at all costs. My brother is a gamer and gets laid as much as I do. |
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Yes Jake, Im all about the gay sex. And JT is a rare exception Anthony and that only happened cause he found a Manic chick, but good for him. Ahh, let's see. I'm not in a favorable mood today, little disappointed at certain aspects of my life that seemed to collide yesterday. But thats a conversation I think I'll save for the chair. Let's get back to buisness.
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this made me laugh so much i didn't fit into any of them though
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i'm not in any of them. does music major count as art major? i don't think so...
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You might not be in any of them yet, so put them down. Put what you are or what you think you are. haha. Just go nuts.
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