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 Jun 13 2004, 07:33 AM
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 The Ghostly Fox Spirit  Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,962  |
This is coming from a comedian back in the 90's. (if I copy, it's unintentional, I swear!)
You know you're a redneck when: If you go to a family reunion looking for a wife; If you drink beer during a eulogy; If you wear a strapless dress with a bra that isn't; If you ride a floor buffer around the bar because you think it's a tractor; If you're richest relative owns two tractors instead of just one... You might be a redneck. (keep it going! Make up your own!  )
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Jun 13 2004, 02:42 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
ehh those are okay..i've heard some that were better..but i cant think of any at the moment..
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Jun 13 2004, 02:55 PM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
um..
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Jun 13 2004, 07:43 PM
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The Ghostly Fox Spirit Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,962 |
you're bathroom is outside? (I forgot the rest of them...I came up with alot but forgot...
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Jun 13 2004, 08:10 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
when your neck is red?
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Jun 13 2004, 08:11 PM
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The Ghostly Fox Spirit Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,962 |
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Jun 15 2004, 10:34 AM
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 unify and defeat... divide and crumble Group: Member Posts: 2,759 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,379 |
QUOTE(I2YAIN @ Jun 13 2004, 8:10 PM) when you're neck is red? 
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Jun 15 2004, 07:05 PM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
You know you're a red neck when...
You look at a can of orange juice because it says "Concentrate". Get it? LoL.
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Jun 27 2004, 01:19 AM
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goose bucket. Group: Member Posts: 756 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,411 |
it's "you might be a redneck if..." and they're jeff foxworthy jokes.
you might be a redneck if you see a sign that says "say no to crack" and it reminds you to pull up your pants. |
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Jun 27 2004, 02:28 AM
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 I'm your Sweet catastrophe <3 Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,813 |
You might be a redneck if:
Your TV is on 24 seven Your best shirt comes from a rock concert Your favorite seafood is a hush puppy You sent your kid into rehab because you thought he was hooked on Phonix Your t shirt is declared banned in over 20 states You go to the mall and they call serurity. Haha.. All of those happened to me expect rehab and t shirt banned.  Yeah those were kinda gay.. leave me alone. 
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Jun 27 2004, 04:18 AM
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im' edible Group: Member Posts: 1,529 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,022 |
there okay..
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Jun 27 2004, 05:37 AM
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 I wanna be roman Group: Member Posts: 1,844 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 989 |
QUOTE(YourLostTragedy @ Jun 27 2004, 3:28 AM) Your best shirt comes from a rock concert Is that a bad thing? haha, I love my concert T's |
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Jun 27 2004, 12:33 PM
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 US Soldier Group: Member Posts: 173 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,951 |
(Jeff Foxworthy's Greatest Bits) That CD is loaded with "You might be a Red-neck."
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Jun 27 2004, 03:37 PM
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The Ghostly Fox Spirit Group: Member Posts: 115 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 20,962 |
Ahhhhhhh...Thank ya very much! ^_^ I forgot what that guy's name was
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Jun 28 2004, 01:25 AM
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I'm your Sweet catastrophe <3 Group: Member Posts: 118 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 17,813 |
QUOTE(DisneyPrincessKate @ Jun 27 2004, 5:37 AM) Is that a bad thing? haha, I love my concert T's Hell no it's not a bad thing! I love my concerts too and alot of my T shirts are from them!! Yay! 
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Jun 28 2004, 01:42 AM
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 Master Of The Ugly Stick Group: Member Posts: 243 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,326 |
QUOTE(Kitsune_black666 @ Jun 13 2004, 4:33 AM) This is coming from a comedian back in the 90's. Jeff Foxworthy. I saw his stand-up on Comedy Central a few months ago. |
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Jun 28 2004, 05:33 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 5 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,291 |
If....
Your the only one cheering at a nascar race... You own one of those hats that you drink beer from... You use a piece of rope instead of a belt... You use the CD-rom Drive in your computer to hold drinks instead of cd's... Your life coincides with the life of Joe Dirt... You can balnce a plate on your beer belly and watch TV comfortably... You can spell out things on your back if you shave just right... You might be a redneck |
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Jun 29 2004, 12:13 PM
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You have a set of salad bowls and they all say "Cool Whip" on the side.
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