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 Apr 12 2007, 06:52 PM
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Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?'' When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!'' The Teacher fainted. 
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Apr 12 2007, 11:11 PM
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I remember hearing this before, haha.
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Apr 14 2007, 02:52 PM
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 long time no CB. Group: Official Member Posts: 3,889 Joined: Jan 2007 Member No: 493,502 |
OHHHH.. i get itt.. hahaha
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May 6 2007, 06:17 PM
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May 25 2007, 09:42 AM
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oh, i've read this before..
i couldnt stop laughing
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May 25 2007, 12:38 PM
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Ive heard this joke alot, it's funny tho
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May 25 2007, 02:09 PM
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 </3 Group: Member Posts: 1,113 Joined: Feb 2005 Member No: 106,746 |
Haha I think I've also heard this one before.
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