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 Apr 1 2007, 08:24 PM
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 awestinnn  Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069  |
ok so....
my sister just said "hey, dad, do you have the american psycho book?" and then i said "wait, someone wrote a book about you!?!?!?" you know, when you come up with those spur of the moment things that you think everyone will laugh at and then you make yourself look stupid? post them here! 
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Apr 1 2007, 08:27 PM
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Every "joke" I tell is corny
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Apr 1 2007, 08:40 PM
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awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
yay for corny jokes!
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Apr 3 2007, 09:56 AM
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 hardxcore. Group: Member Posts: 1,223 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 479,494 |
i do that all the time.
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Apr 3 2007, 07:08 PM
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i have to watch the one i love, forget shes loves me. Group: Member Posts: 1,128 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 61,209 |
Well it's not really a joke but this one girl Gina was eatting a salad and she's like "There's a fly in my salad." And then threw a tomatoe across the group. Then 5 minutes later she's like poking around her salad going "Damnit theres a fly in my salad."And then keeps eatting it. And I'm like "Then WHY are you eatting it??"
Maybe you had to be there...But still.. it was funny then But I do make random funny jokes spur of the moment all the time... I just can't remeber any right now. EDIT// One time I was in my study skills class trying to open a SAT booklet. And there was like a little black circle taped across to keep it shut and i COULD NOT get it open. And then I'm like "God this book must be retard proof." I will never live it down haha. |
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Apr 12 2007, 06:25 PM
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awestinnn Group: Member Posts: 624 Joined: Aug 2006 Member No: 460,069 |
bahaha :)
did you say it like, during the actual test? OUT LOUD? that would suck. |
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Apr 16 2007, 06:08 PM
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QUOTE(RED_RUM @ Apr 3 2007, 5:08 PM)  EDIT// One time I was in my study skills class trying to open a SAT booklet. And there was like a little black circle taped across to keep it shut and i COULD NOT get it open. And then I'm like "God this book must be retard proof." I will never live it down haha. LMAO! hahaha that`s hilarious. i ALWAYS come up with stuff like this, but i can`t think of anything at the moment. 
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