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 Jun 7 2004, 02:35 AM
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te quiero  Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678  |
Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from employees, it will be our policy to keep all employees well trained through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T.). We are trying to give employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job, please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle. Employees who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before the job, please see your manager. If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job training others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.). Those who are full of B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T. will get the S.H.I.T. jobs, and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF INTENSITY PROGRAMMING (D.I.P. S.H.I.T.). If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TRAINING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.). Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.) courtesy effingpot.com |
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Jun 7 2004, 04:01 PM
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 703 Represent! Group: Member Posts: 816 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,032 |
Looks like that company has got their S.H.I.T. together, hahaha.
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Jun 7 2004, 07:14 PM
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 Rawr. Go eat yourself. Group: Member Posts: 134 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,337 |
They sure have to know their S.H.I.T.
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Jun 7 2004, 07:17 PM
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 <3<3<3<3 Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,177 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,779 |
i don't think i can take all of this S.H.I.T
 nice melissa
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Jun 7 2004, 11:05 PM
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 adidas-all day i dream about seahorses!! Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,487 |
lol funny S.H.I.T
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Jun 8 2004, 03:36 AM
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 Hi! I'm Dani :) Group: Member Posts: 5,637 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,369 |
hahaha that S.H.I.T. is funni
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Jun 8 2004, 11:12 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 3,077 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,904 |
Lol my ex posted this on his xanga before but it's always funny. Keeps reminding me of the A.N.U.S. and W.E.N.U.S. in Friends...
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Jun 8 2004, 12:54 PM
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 he`z gOt my heart*<3`o2.18.o1` Group: Member Posts: 1,662 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,338 |
haha that's a pretty funny one :D
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Jun 8 2004, 01:11 PM
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 Katrina Group: Member Posts: 209 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,945 |
Good one..I remember a flash animation that had a guy last named ass. Then it listed his family names...kiss, dumb, etc. lol
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Jun 8 2004, 02:31 PM
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 Serious As A Heart Attack. Group: Member Posts: 2,292 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,344 |
haha i seen this before..its funnie..
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Jun 8 2004, 10:51 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
hahaha, thats funny
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Jun 10 2004, 04:53 PM
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i am member numberr 9000 Group: Member Posts: 284 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,000 |
lol. that's funny S.H.I.T.
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Jun 10 2004, 05:08 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
i wanna be a member of the S.H.I.T team
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Jun 11 2004, 12:27 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
me too
i read this in an email before and t was alright i didnt get it at first... how slow. |
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Jun 13 2004, 11:17 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
rofl.
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Jan 25 2005, 11:19 PM
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te quiero Group: Banned Posts: 2,586 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,678 |
QUOTE(xislandxstylex @ Jun 10 2004, 3:53 PM) lol. that's funny S.H.I.T.  that's an awesome smilie. i didnt know we had that one. |
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Jan 25 2005, 11:31 PM
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 define our lives for us. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 11,656 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,293 |
LOL! that totally made me laugh.
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Jan 25 2005, 11:52 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Posts: 8,274 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,001 |
HAAHHAAHAHHAAHAHAH, YOU CRACK ME OPEN
LMAO !!!
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Jan 26 2005, 12:52 AM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
hahahahahah people better get with the S.H.I.T.
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Jan 26 2005, 12:55 AM
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 Change Gon Come Group: Member Posts: 2,286 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,822 |
the S.H.I.T. jokes are awesome =]
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Jan 26 2005, 08:39 AM
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 yan lin♥ Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 14,129 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,627 |
hahah i remember that. i got it as a forward before. that's just funny s.h.i.t.
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Jan 26 2005, 12:34 PM
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 whatever d00de Group: Member Posts: 1,349 Joined: Nov 2004 Member No: 63,060 |
lmao definately the S.H.I.T
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Jan 26 2005, 05:25 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 75 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 76,752 |
hahaha that was pretty funny
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Jan 29 2005, 06:50 PM
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 Soft drinks are my high Group: Member Posts: 157 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 34,149 |
lmao-my mom was reading over my shoulder. now I'm in D.E.E.P S.H.I.T (sadly this is tru )
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Feb 6 2005, 03:58 PM
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for3ver y0urs Group: Member Posts: 203 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 93,162 |
hahahahah that is hilarious
/ reads it again / laughs |
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Feb 6 2005, 10:19 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 359 Joined: Jan 2005 Member No: 77,930 |
that made me L-O-L |
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Feb 11 2005, 10:03 PM
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 xxx hobo ;) Group: Member Posts: 272 Joined: Dec 2004 Member No: 74,219 |
that's some good s.h.i.t.
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