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 Jun 6 2004, 05:05 PM
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 x mar muffins *yuuuum  Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620  |
gimme your best y0 momma jokes, lets see whatcha got, found a few
Yo mama's so fat, when she brought her dress to the cleaners, they said "Sorry, we don't do curtains." Yo mama's so fat, she went on a light diet... As soon as it's light she starts eating. Yo mama's so fat, she went on a seafood diet... Whenever she saw food she ate it. Yo mama's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time. Yo mama's so fat, the telephone company gave her two area codes. Yo mama's so fat, she went to Sizzler and got a group discount. Yo mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot-dogs. |
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Jun 6 2004, 05:42 PM
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yo mama's so fat she got the amtrack tattoed on her big toe.
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Jun 6 2004, 05:54 PM
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 I have 6 blue blocks :3 Group: Member Posts: 2,248 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 14,959 |
yo mama so old, she farts out dust
yo mama so small, she played indiana johns with a pebble. yo mama so poor, she can't afford free samples yo mama so stupid, she failed the blood test i don't think this one is appropeate. heck, i don't think none of these are appropeate. yo mama is like a woodshop, 5 cents per screw. ::jerry:: |
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Jun 6 2004, 06:07 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 919 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,856 |
ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and landed on target...
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Jun 6 2004, 06:12 PM
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x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
 oh man, these are making me laugh so hard that my cheeks hurt so bad now lol
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Jun 6 2004, 06:15 PM
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 Child Prodigy... *coughcough* Group: Member Posts: 156 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,688 |
From Foxtrot-
Your momma thinks that squareroots are vegetables. |
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Jun 6 2004, 06:19 PM
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 WUT THA DUCK? Group: Member Posts: 3,950 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,138 |
yo momma is soo fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean.. the whales started to sing *we are family*
haha got that from my brother |
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Jun 6 2004, 11:42 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE yo momma is soo fat, that when she went swimming in the ocean.. the whales started to sing *we are family* haha got that from my brother its not finished!! its.... we are family... even tho ure bigger than me! x] my little sister told me that one.. heh.. -ure mommas so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the WHOLE house.... -ure mommas so stupid that she gets runned over by parked cars.. haha |
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Jun 6 2004, 11:45 PM
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 you need me like a bad habbit Group: Member Posts: 192 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,755 |
yo mamas so fat she used mexico as her whole tanning bed..
okay that was dumb.. but whatever.. lol |
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Jun 7 2004, 12:29 AM
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 ÖÐÎÄÈí¼þ Group: Member Posts: 2,072 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,655 |
Yo momma is so old, when God said "let there be light", she turned on the switch.
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Jun 7 2004, 01:26 AM
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x mar muffins *yuuuum Group: Member Posts: 874 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 5,620 |
oh geez, here i go again, all these jokes crack me up, great for a time to smile and laugh
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Jun 7 2004, 03:58 PM
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 703 Represent! Group: Member Posts: 816 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,032 |
Yo momma is so fat, her ass got more bass than car speakers.
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Jun 7 2004, 11:06 PM
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 adidas-all day i dream about seahorses!! Group: Member Posts: 125 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,487 |
yo mamma's so smelly she made speed stick crash and right guard go left!
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Jun 11 2004, 12:31 AM
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 Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
i dont like these kinds of jokes so i wont contribute
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Jun 11 2004, 01:03 PM
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 kristin Group: Member Posts: 5,705 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,985 |
ahah these are so funny and lame...but haha
your mama so stupid when she saw a sign that said "airport left" she turned areound and went home yo mama so dumb that she asked for a price check at the dollar store yo family so poor when somebody stepped on a cigarette you said who turned off the heat yo mama so stupid when you looked up stupid in the dictionary you saw her picture ehht hose are the only ones i know |
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Jun 11 2004, 03:47 PM
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 old school member Group: Member Posts: 1,796 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 843 |
Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband around her neck and yelled out, "Bling-Bling!"
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Jun 11 2004, 05:55 PM
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Senior Member. Group: Member Posts: 3,619 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,940 |
you mama so fat she can't even fit inside the car.
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Jun 11 2004, 05:57 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 333 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,076 |
QUOTE(T.K.O. @ Jun 6 2004, 6:07 PM) ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and landed on target... hahhahaha thats a good one!! |
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Jun 11 2004, 11:58 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
ure momma's so poor that when somone stepped on an ant, she goes,"there goes my pet...."
PSH heh |
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Jun 12 2004, 07:06 PM
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 Alisha Group: Member Posts: 2,341 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 9,880 |
QUOTE(LatinaLady96 @ Jun 10 2004, 11:31 PM) i dont like these kinds of jokes so i wont contribute i agree 
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Jun 12 2004, 07:07 PM
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Look its... Group: Official Member Posts: 5,817 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,767 |
glad someone does.
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Jun 13 2004, 11:05 AM
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 Kermit the frog = <3 Group: Member Posts: 2,315 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 15,215 |
QUOTE(Yemmerz @ Jun 11 2004, 3:47 PM) Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband around her neck and yelled out, "Bling-Bling!" lol. yo momma is so poor as soon as I opened your front door I was already in the backyard. yo momma is so fat she has more rolls than a bakery. |
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Jun 13 2004, 07:25 PM
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 Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
Yo mama's so ugly, she wents to a ugly contest and they said "sorry, no professionals."
Yo mama's so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store and died of starvation. Yo mama's so old, shes old. - cant think of anything else |
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Jun 13 2004, 08:32 PM
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 Prez of Student Council 04/05 Group: Member Posts: 2,888 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 851 |
no i don't have any but its funny reading you ppls =)
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Jun 13 2004, 08:41 PM
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 "KDrama Obsessed" Group: Member Posts: 307 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,156 |
yo momma so fat, that she had to use the grand canyan as her toilet.- heard that in 3rd grade.
yo momma so poor that when you tried to rid of the spider webs she told you to leave her curtains alone. nevermind, its gay. 
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Jun 13 2004, 08:48 PM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
Yo mama's so fat when she lies in the beach, kids around her yelled "FREE WILLY!"
Yo mama's so fat, she uses Right Guard and Left Guard. Yo mama's so ugly, she looks out in the window and got arrested for exposure. more coming later........ |
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Jun 16 2004, 05:40 AM
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 What the fack. Group: Official Member Posts: 6,164 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,519 |
Yo momma' so fat, that when it was rainin' and she was dressed in a yellow raincoat, she got hit by a car and the driver asked, "Hey! Where's the creme fillin'?
 LoL. Oh yeah what now? J/k. 
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Jun 16 2004, 11:04 PM
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 link the great Group: Member Posts: 143 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,276 |
ohhh yea beat thsi! yo mamas so fat shes fat!
yo mams so ugly shes ugly! ohhhhhh what now!!! |
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Jun 16 2004, 11:57 PM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
QUOTE(silentstalkerdude @ Jun 16 2004, 11:04 PM) ohhh yea beat thsi! yo mamas so fat shes fat! yo mams so ugly shes ugly! ohhhhhh what now!!! oh yeah!!! your mamas so dumb shes dumb!!! your mams so obese, shes obese!!!!!!!! |
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Jun 17 2004, 12:31 AM
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Your mom is so old, she owes Jesus money.
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Jun 17 2004, 12:23 PM
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 Ai = Love. No Duh. Group: Member Posts: 251 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 14,162 |
Ok. I don't like saying the words "Yo Momma"... so I'll just say "You".
"You're so fat, you fell off both sides of the bed."
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Jun 18 2004, 10:56 AM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
Yo mama is so skinny she fell up to the sky
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Jun 18 2004, 11:08 AM
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 We are the cure. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 4,936 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,456 |
QUOTE(I2YAIN @ Jun 18 2004, 11:56 AM) Yo mama is so skinny she fell up to the sky how would that be possible? skinny doesn't mean weightless. |
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Jun 20 2004, 02:04 PM
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 Wow, i dont know whats going on... Group: Member Posts: 1,439 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,977 |
Yo mommas so fat her nick name is DAMN
shes so fat shes the reason why theres a hole in the ozone layer your moms so fat, she proved that slimfast didnt work so they lost all their money shes so fat she jumped up and got stucK! when god said let their be light he told her 2 move her fat ass over Yo momma is soooo poor i saw her kicking a can down the sreet and i asked her what shw was doing, she said "movin" shes so poor robbers break into her house and leave money shes so poor even people on welfare despise her shes so poor when i picked up a skatebored on the ground shes said "hey punk get away from my car!!" ok i got no more, ill think of some more though! |
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Jun 23 2004, 01:13 PM
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DONT BE TALKIN ABOUT MY MOMMA!
YOUR MOMMA'S SOOOOO FAT THAT SHE... that she... umm that she.... uhh........-_-;; yo mommas soo fat that when she went on the scale, it said "to be continued...." Yo Mama's so fat she needs a lifeguard for her ceareal bowl Yo Mama's so fat she ate the milky way |
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Jun 25 2004, 01:33 AM
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 × JeNi × Group: Member Posts: 32 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,307 |
i got one.. i hope itz okay to post it tho =/
yo mama is like a turtle. once she`s on her back she`s fcuked. [notice fcuked x)] |
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Jun 25 2004, 10:11 AM
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 Drew Group: Member Posts: 489 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 13,012 |
your mom is so fat that when a bus crashed into her she said:"who threw that rock?!"
yo mama so ugly when she looked out the window, she got arrested for mooning.. Yo momma so stupid She went to disneyworld and saw a sign that said "Disneyworld Left" so she went home. Yo momma so poor burglars break in her house and leave money. Yo Momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention! |
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Jun 26 2004, 02:10 AM
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Newbie Group: Member Posts: 4 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 22,335 |
yo momma is so fat her belt size is the equator
yo momma is so fat that when she fell in the grand canyon she got stuck yo momma is so fat on a scale of 1 to 10 shes a 747 yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road yo momma is so fat she sweats out shoyu yo momma is so fat her horse on her Polo shirt is real yo momma is so old her memory is in black and white okay i think thats it, if i get more ill come bak. i know that some of these are old, but hey u ask from momma jokes, so i bought it. enjoy n have a nice day
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Jun 26 2004, 02:16 AM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE
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Jun 26 2004, 02:17 AM
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 Hawaiin Supa Man Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,565 |
1.yo mamas like the police station d!cks go in 24/7
2.yo mamas like a door nob everybody gets there turn 3.yo mamas like the Dough boy everybody gets 2 poke her lol hows those ones aka-L.SMOKO |
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Jun 26 2004, 02:46 AM
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grrowl Group: Member Posts: 393 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 8,727 |
QUOTE(akajohnny @ Jun 26 2004, 2:17 AM) 1.yo mamas like the police station d!cks go in 24/7 2.yo mamas like a door nob everybody gets there turn 3.yo mamas like the Dough boy everybody gets 2 poke her lol hows those ones aka-L.SMOKO haha kinky ones 
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Jun 26 2004, 03:08 AM
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The Pope Group: Member Posts: 371 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,272 |
yo mama so dumb when she went to kfc and the ladie said what bucket size u want she sed the wun on the roof
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Jun 26 2004, 03:19 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 205 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 24,755 |
your mommas so fat, she sat on a rainbow and skittles came out
 LMAO!!! xD hahahahaha i love that! edit- ur momas so stupid she sat on the T.V. and watched the couch |
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Jun 26 2004, 10:51 AM
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 ^ moo... Group: Member Posts: 962 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 25,212 |
yo mamas so fat, when she got on the scale it sed to be continued
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Jun 26 2004, 01:03 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 2,412 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,012 |
QUOTE YO MOMMA SO STUPID SHE TRIPPED OVER A CORDLESS PHONE hahahahhahah thats my 2nd favorte one besides the "ure mommas so stupid that she get hit by parked cars..  ]
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Jun 26 2004, 02:12 PM
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 Just sit and listen... Group: Member Posts: 78 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,339 |
I love this one:
Yo momma so stupid she asked me what jeans i was wearing, i said "Guess" and she said Levis... XD !! |
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Jun 29 2004, 03:52 PM
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 ^_^ Group: Member Posts: 1,666 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 4,225 |
ah ha...these are funny...though i don't get some of 'em
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Jun 29 2004, 03:54 PM
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 i`m in love & always will be Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
yo momma so stupid she took a ruler to bed to measure how long she slept.
okay sorry thats all i have lol |
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Jun 30 2004, 01:41 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,191 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 23,660 |
um..i have two ok ones
yo momma so nasty she needs to pour salt water down her pants to keep her crabs fresh and yo momma so nasty she made right gaurd turn left |
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Jul 1 2004, 07:26 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,443 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,050 |
yo moma so fat she jumped through the air and got stuck
.:tony:. |
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Jul 1 2004, 11:06 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 943 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,007 |
yo momma is so stupid, she stole free samples.
yo momma is so stupid, she got locked in safeway and starved to death yo momma is so fat that wen she was infected wit flesh eating diesease, n the doctor gave her 50 years to live |
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Jul 2 2004, 02:22 AM
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Hawaiin Supa Man Group: Member Posts: 23 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 6,565 |
YO MAMA SO STUPID SHE BROKE THE SPEED LIMIT AND OFFERD TO FIX IT
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Jul 2 2004, 04:12 AM
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yo momma is so fat everytime she wore high heels, she strikes oil!
yo momma is so stupid when i told her that Christmas was around the corner, she went looking for it. yo momma is so stupid when she got hit by a cup she told the cops she got mugged yo momma is so stupid she ordered a sush well-done yo momma is so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her yo momma is so ugly she has to trick or treat on the phone okay i think thats enough.....well enjoy have a nice day
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Jul 3 2004, 01:47 AM
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dont have any sorry but ill laugh at all of them!!! lol
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Jul 17 2004, 08:47 PM
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yo mom is soo dumb it took her 30 minutes to cook minute rice.
Yo mom is soo fat she could sell shades. Yo mom is soo fat shes the one that broke the Twin Towers. |
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Jul 30 2004, 12:29 PM
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 s a r a h r o s e <3 Group: Member Posts: 575 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,944 |
woah these r plain evil lol
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Jul 31 2004, 08:28 PM
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 GuYanEsE InDiAn AmErIcAn GrL Group: Member Posts: 14 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,090 |
yo mommas so dumb, she tripped over a cordless phone
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Jul 31 2004, 10:08 PM
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 Ah, mon Dieu ! Group: Member Posts: 2,274 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 16,587 |
XD haha these are mean, but they're funny if you read them.
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Aug 1 2004, 08:01 AM
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Yo mama's so fat, she masturbates to cook books
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the GAP to get her teeth fixed Yo mama's so ugly she gives freddy krueger nightmares ok ok I'll be nice to mama: Yo mama's so nice, she'd give me the hair off her back |
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Aug 1 2004, 02:47 PM
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 dizzy me up. Group: Member Posts: 3,191 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,139 |
dunt like dem. i dunt c wuts so funny about it either.
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Aug 9 2004, 01:14 AM
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 when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
sorry if you've heard any of these already
yo momma so poor, when her friend came over and asked where the toilet was, she said "pick any corner". yo momma so fat, when she put on a red shirt, everyone yelled "KOOL AID!!". (kinda similar^^) yo momma so fat, when she put on a yellow dress the sun got jealous. yo momma so stupid, she sold her car for gas money. yo momma so skinny, she uses floss as toilet paper. (so stupid haha) yo momma so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. (so old) yo momma so fat, when God said "Let there be light", he was telling her to move. yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale. |
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Aug 9 2004, 04:22 AM
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 GREEENROCKS Group: Member Posts: 1,393 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,624 |
I love my mommy. I don't make jokes about her.
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Aug 11 2004, 01:33 PM
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 Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yo mama's so old, she sad besdie jesus in 3rd grade
yo mama's so small, she doesn't trip over curbs; she bodyslams into them yo mama's so fat, wen she puts on a yello raincoat, ppl start yelling "taxi!! taxi!!!" yo mama's so old, she tested the wheel. yo mama's so fat, she doesn't need to run to any base; she REACHES OVER. yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and got sued for mooning |
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Aug 11 2004, 01:58 PM
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yo mama so stupid she tried 2 drown a fish
yo mama so ugly when she was in labor the doctor asked which end yo mama so ugly i asked her if her face hurt cuz it was killing me |
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Aug 11 2004, 02:08 PM
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t-t-t-toyaaa Group: Official Member Posts: 19,821 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 11,270 |
i dont have any but urz are funny n*(:
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Aug 11 2004, 04:20 PM
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Senior Member Group: Member Posts: 1,384 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,337 |
yo mama's so hairy she has to have a hair trapper in her kitchen sink.
yo mama's so fat wen she plays hopscotch she sez "1 city, 2 city..." yo mama's such a bad cooker, ur family prays AFTER they eat! |
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Aug 11 2004, 10:29 PM
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Yo momma is like a casino, liquor in the front, poker in the back.
Yo momma is so fat not even God can lift her spirit. Yo momma's so fat she can't even jump to a conclusion. Yo momma's so fat; she needs a watch on both arms because she covers two time zones. Yo momma's so fat, I have to take a bus a train and a cab just to get on her good side. Yo momma's so fat, she sells shade in the summer. Yo mamma's so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to say go. Yo momma' so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince. Yo mamma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips. Yo mamma's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton. Okay, I'm done. |
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Aug 11 2004, 10:30 PM
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yo mamma is so stupid, she got locked in a grocery store n starved to death
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Aug 28 2004, 12:00 AM
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Tell your mom that I don't love her anymore Group: Member Posts: 214 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 2,659 |
yo mama is so stupid she thinks shes still a virgin!
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Aug 28 2004, 12:43 AM
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 everyday is a love song. Group: Member Posts: 516 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 43,452 |
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow, I cant beleive it's not butter!
Yo mama is so fat when she went into 7/11 she came out at 12/15!! Yo mama is so small, she hand glides on a dorito! |
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Aug 28 2004, 10:18 AM
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 Oh you'd be surprised Group: Member Posts: 2,406 Joined: Mar 2004 Member No: 7,886 |
i duno if anyone used this cuz i was too lazy to check if anyone did:
yo mama so fat when she sat on the rainbow, skittles popped out |
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Aug 28 2004, 01:55 PM
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 im making a come back! woohoo Group: Member Posts: 395 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 41,819 |
HAHAHAHAHAHAH! THESE ARE FUNNY (esp the grocery store one)
heres mine! yo momma is so stoopid , she stared at an orange juice bottle cuz it said concentrate yo momma is so stoopid , she read the map backwards......  yo momma is so stoopid , she thought she was an attorney...... double yo momma is so fat , she just needs to touch a guy to push him I CANT THINK! lol... hope those were funny! |
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Aug 28 2004, 04:16 PM
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 sarcasm hides what you really feel Group: Member Posts: 550 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,105 |
yo momas breath smells so bad its like her tongue farted
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Aug 31 2004, 10:45 AM
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 CAN I BE A MONGOOSE DOG? Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,788 |
yo mama so poor when you walked into her room you stepped on a ciggeret and she said who turned the llights out?
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Aug 31 2004, 11:52 AM
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StReEtBaWlEr91 Group: Member Posts: 250 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 37,718 |
yo momma is so stupid she thought Tupac Shakur was a jewish holiday (no offense)
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Aug 31 2004, 11:53 AM
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 Lauren loves YOU. Group: Member Posts: 2,357 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 32,793 |
yo mamma is so ugly when she was born the doctor slapped her momma
yo mamma so fat that when she moons people they turn into werewolves haha my faves
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Aug 31 2004, 09:23 PM
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yo mamas so dumb that she doesnt know what it means
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Sep 1 2004, 12:37 AM
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 LiLaZnGurL Group: Member Posts: 969 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,072 |
Yo mama's so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on my cat's tail, now I call him"Beaver". |
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Sep 1 2004, 12:53 PM
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 createblog.com n00bie Group: Member Posts: 620 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,321 |
Yo mama so stupid, she got stabbed in a shootout.
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Sep 1 2004, 06:10 PM
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My favorites:
YO MAMA SO STUPID IT TOOK HER TWO HOURS TO WATCH 60 MINUTES. YO MAMA SO FAT SHE JUMPED UP AND GOT STUCK. |
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Sep 10 2004, 10:24 PM
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yo mamas so stupid, her boobs are square cuz she 4got to take the kleenex out of the box! LOL!!
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Sep 10 2004, 10:34 PM
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 潮州人 forever =) Group: Member Posts: 668 Joined: Jul 2004 Member No: 29,877 |
i love my mommy so EFF YOU! bwahahahaha
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Sep 11 2004, 04:15 PM
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hah i have sum
yo mama so fat when she sits on the rainbow all the skittles pop out yo mama so stupid she put a quarter in the perking meter and sed "wheres the gumball?" edit:// 500TH POST!! WO0T WO0T!! YAY UHH!! |
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Sep 11 2004, 04:26 PM
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 eeny meeny miny mo Group: Member Posts: 60 Joined: Aug 2004 Member No: 42,008 |
"Yo momma's so ugly, if ugliness was an album yo momma would go platinum"
"Yo momma's so loose she sat on a stool and fell to the floor" Here's a stupid one, but it cracks me up "Yo momma's so old she took her driver's test on a dinosaur" Damn I remember back in the day we used to always play Snaps... 
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Sep 12 2004, 12:40 AM
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"yo momma is so old she breast feeds powder"
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Sep 12 2004, 10:17 PM
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 Newbie Group: Member Posts: 2 Joined: Sep 2004 Member No: 48,713 |
your mama's so big, she has to use your VCR as a pager.
your mama's so big, her belt wraps around the Earth three times. your mama's so stupid, she thought turtles were candy. |
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Sep 14 2004, 07:56 PM
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your mama's teeth are so yellow that when she was born, god said "let there be light!"
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Sep 24 2004, 02:17 AM
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when mary jane isn't around. Group: Member Posts: 435 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,525 |
this is kind of weird:
yo momma's a$s so fat, it looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud
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Sep 24 2004, 08:23 AM
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 I can't believe its not "Ryan" Group: Member Posts: 1,981 Joined: Jun 2004 Member No: 21,368 |
GOSH IM Cracking up! haha!!
Yo momma so fat when she was done having sex, the guy rolled over twice and he was still on the B!tch. Yo momma so fat, when she put a red shirt on all the kids said "HEY KOOL AID" You momma so fat her diet is SLIMSLOW Yo momma so fat, when she goes to the buffet she sits on the buffet line Yo momma teeth are so yellow, when people see them they say "I CANT BELIEVE ITS NOT BUTTER" Yo momma so stupid when people told her it was chilli outside she brought out a bowl Yo momma so ugly kids go as her for halloween yo momma so ugly she turned medussa into stone yo momma so ugly she made an onion cry yo momma so ugly she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out okay thats all i have |
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Sep 24 2004, 06:56 PM
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ehh im not good at these jokes but it was funny reading ur guy's jokes =]
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Sep 24 2004, 08:10 PM
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QUOTE(Zatsuyou @ Jun 6 2004, 6:07 PM) ur momma's so fat she fell off walmart and landed on target... Yo momma is so ghetto...she put a rubberband around her neck and yelled out, "Bling-Bling!" man those were the funniest ones to me yo mama so fat, when God said "let there be light" he told her to move her fat @$$ yo mama so poor, that her tites are real |
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