poop. how many times i week?, yes, i know this is odd. Options

[voguelove]

yea, i think my bowels are weird. i only poo once a week. twice a week if im lucky. it's usually every 5 days or so.

but then again..i sit on the toilet till i get everything out. so im spending 15-20 minutes on a toilet. hah.

[Jeng]

Lol. >.<. Uhm depends what I eat I guess, maybe around 2 or 3 times? Sometimes only one.

[synthase]

3 to 5 times?
usually its quick though

[Jinny]

in a week?
well. i like, never pooo.. like, 1 in 3 days. so like.. around 2-3x a week?
i heard that if you dont poo.. its not healthy? idk.

[*Sephora.*]

Hmm probably like 2-3 times a week.

[multifaceted]

2 times...

but then that is why they have those dissolving fiber powder. for people who are not regular.

[*a painefull euphoria*]

like maybe 2 times a week...

i feel really weird now for sharing this.. lol

[Anal]

Wow!! One time?? Three times??

I say I poop about 15-17 times a week. You guys are unhealthy!

lol
This sounds funny because my username is Anal. But my name is really Ana Lowers, okay?

[*sofakinglazy*]

Around 6.

[*a painefull euphoria*]

Wow!! One time?? Three times??

I say I poop about 15-17 times a week. You guys are unhealthy!

lol
This sounds funny because my username is Anal. But my name is really Ana Lowers, okay?

WOW 15-17 TIMES....

[voguelove]

Wow!! One time?? Three times??

I say I poop about 15-17 times a week. You guys are unhealthy!

lol
This sounds funny because my username is Anal. But my name is really Ana Lowers, okay?

WTF? thats like..more than twice a day.

then again..you probably only poo like..one of those "balls."


your poo is suppose to look like a S shape. and if youre pooing that much, then youre obviously not making that shape.


thus, youre actually unhealthy.

[me1issaaaa]

Uhhhhm... you're supposed to everyday. It's really, really not good for you if you don't, with all of the toxins in your poopoo

[voguelove]

Uhhhhm... you're supposed to everyday. It's really, really not good for you if you don't, with all of the toxins in your poopoo

sure. but i doubt that youre suppose to poo 2-3 times daily.

[mai_z]

I think it's supposed to be every day, but it depends on what you eat.....

hehe 's shape'? that's kinda funny... what if hers is a really SMALL 's' lol

[michellerrific]

This topic is kinda funny in a way.
I've never counted come to think of it. Maybe like a few times a week??

[emazing]

Uh, like 2 times everyday.

[me1issaaaa]

sure. but i doubt that youre suppose to poo 2-3 times daily.

On average, just once daily. If you eat something nasty or whatever... it could vary.

[*mona lisa*]

^LOL. Yes, it depends on what you eat but generally, the range is pretty varied. Anything from once every three days to three times a day is all right.

If it's once a week, you have constipation. :x

[*mzkandi*]

Ha, I don't keep count of these type of things!

WTF? thats like..more than twice a day.

then again..you probably only poo like..one of those "balls."
your poo is suppose to look like a S shape. and if youre pooing that much, then youre obviously not making that shape.
thus, youre actually unhealthy.

[*Duchess of Dork*]

I have NO idea. I've never really thought about it or taken inventory. Depends on my fiber intake that day I guess.

Yay for being regular!

[shortnsweet88]

A doctor will tell you that it is natural to do it after every time you eat. Doesnt work that way with most people...but supposedly you are supposed to...

[multifaceted]

i poo after i go out to eat like a buffet or something.

other times its just random.

[misanthropist]

Wow!! One time?? Three times??

I say I poop about 15-17 times a week. You guys are unhealthy!

lol
This sounds funny because my username is Anal. But my name is really Ana Lowers, okay?

Something is freakishly wrong with you.

[iDecay]

It's supposed to be an "S" shape? You DO learn a new thing everyday!

Uhh. I do once every day.

[HakunaMatata]

Something is freakishly wrong with you.

Not necessarily, it can be healthy to do it even 21 times a week, or three times a day. Over that is considered diarrhea.

[espressive]

My grandma also told me I had to poo every 3 days.



*shrugs* I believe her to this day. lol

[*My Cinderella.*]

One for every day of the week.

[skillxz]

Right to the point huh? haha...had to smirk when I saw the topic.

I really dunno, I'm the type that doesn't go for awhile..simply put...quality not quantity. ew wtf ok I'm out!

[*slammin shelby*]

I feel so bad because I couldn't stop laughing at some of the posts.
I think once a day. Idk. Or like Melissa said, if you eat something werrrid.

[Anal]

Something is freakishly wrong with you.

OMG

Something is wrong with YOU. You're the communist daughter!

Wow I reply like everybody else and there is something freakishly wrong with me!?

Jerk!

[HakunaMatata]

Lo hago cada día.

[espressive]

&^^

I do it... day.


every other? because "every" is "todos los"

[voguelove]

Lo hago cada día.

it's..i do every day.

[*mishyerr*]

once a day. hahaha
i feel healthy! :]

*awkward

[x-klutzibabi-x]

I usually go every morning (I know, it's kinda weird that my bowel movement is scheduled).

But if I ate fast/junk food or worked out, probably more than once. Therefore, I do a #2 about 7-10 times a week.

[Drama4Ever]

Lol about 6-7 times. Depends really.

[bigitchbay]

yea, i think my bowels are weird. i only poo once a week. twice a week if im lucky. it's usually every 5 days or so.

but then again..i sit on the toilet till i get everything out. so im spending 15-20 minutes on a toilet. hah.

I'm completely the same way! But then I get scared when I think about everything I eat. I mean where does it all go? I eat like 4 times a day o____o. I eat a lot too :x. I mean A LOT!!
I mean 28 meals of #2 sitting in my body

[kimmytree]

Maybe twice a week? Sometimes less. I think my record for the longest I've ever gone without going was like two weeks. Ahhh crap, thats not good.

[cori-catastrophe]

i'm a vegetarian so i'm on a different diet than most of your here, but i don't poo very much at all. actually, i have to take laxatives sometimes.
this is an odd topic, but it could be helpful.
anyways, usually once a week.

[bigitchbay]

actually, i have to take laxatives sometimes.

What do they taste like? o___________________o"

[Jamwllms]

Two or three times a week for me, depending.

Never anything more than that. I'm actually quite surprised that some people go once a week. But then again, it's not really something you find out, is it?


- James.

[ashleybby]

umm i would say every other day
its weird sharing this information
but..hahah oh well.

[aubbob]

like twice a day??
morning 6:40 am and 10:00 pm
maybe i'm weird..

[NgocQuyen]

once EERRRYDAY. hahaha maybe more. :)

[laxumaster8]

hmmm...i defenitely keep count of how many times

[popoberry]

i don`t like count but i suppose 5-6 days .

[idalisa]

Everyday!
it helps alot haha

[EmoEyelinerx]

i feel really weird now for sharing this.. lol

Haha same here.

Idk maybe like 3-4 times a week. I make it quick though. It really depends on what I eat.

[*Steven*]

I usually take a big shit in the morning, and one mid afternoon

[Crash2]

Weird topic

Maybe once every couple of days

[1angel3]

It depends on what I eat. Pears can do a killin'

[weed]

3. 4 if im lucky.

or sometimes 12. depending on my eatting habbits for the week!

[heyyfrankie]

i go poop about once every two or three days.

though, of course, if i have something that really upsets my stomache, like mexican food, italian food...or starbucks, i always have diarraheaadkfjad(sp?) right after.

TMI, i know.

[dustbunny]

people are supposedly supposed to poop every day...!

[KRASiA]

Yeah, once every one or two days is 'staying regular'. Longer than that is unhealthy because the toxins can be reabsorbed back into your body. That's also one possible cause of acne too ...

[jue]

I don't poop that often. But it changes depending on what I eat. Maybe 3 times a week?

[omgomgKATHY]

^ same. actually i don't even know.

[Jeng]

this week, none. how crazy

[Laughsalot]

isn't pooping more than twice a day considered unhealthy? i try to poop once a day or every two days.

[LadyXTor]

though, of course, if i have something that really upsets my stomache, like mexican food, italian food...or starbucks, i always have diarraheaadkfjad(sp?) right after.

LOL. Wow Frankie. Yum-o.

Anyway, I like to poop a lot because it makes me feel all light and airy. I poop once every two days!

[*IVIike*]

um everyday

wow i can't believe I'm saying that

[mytangerine]

twice a day; fast metabolism status right hurrr .

[RAWRstephishere]

*awkward

Haha. Joe Jonas.


This topic is really funny.
I usually go a few times a week.

[HakunaMatata]

LOL THIS TOPIC IS BACK.

I've already answered and my uhhh...pooping...pat..terns (0.0) haven't changed.

[YaGurlSukedMe2SL...]

I am shitting.....right now.

[TaintedSakura]

when your drivin in a chevy n you feel somethin heavy....

DIARRHEA

[PINKLollyPOP]

What is regularity? It's not a medical concept, but more of a myth that you've got to move your bowels each day to be healthy. Experts say otherwise. In fact, as far back as 1909, the British physiologist Sir Arthur Hurst said it wasn't unusual to find healthy people who had a bowel movement three times a day or once every three days. Today, that's still the range that's considered "normal." But many perfectly healthy people don't even fall within this broad range. In 1813, the British physician William Heberden described a patient who "never went but once a month." He also described a patient who relieved himself 12 times a day. Both patients seemed perfectly content with their bowel habits.

The truth is that everyone experiences variations in how often they move their bowels. Menstruation, vigorous physical exercise, diet, travel, and stress can all cause temporary changes in bowel habits. Going a day without a bowel movement certainly shouldn't be considered constipation. And three movements in a day isn't necessarily diarrhea. More important than the number of bowel movements is the consistency of the stools as they pass, the effort needed to expel them, any associated symptoms, and changes in frequency.

this is what I found on the internet about it... lol

*thinks to herself* why did i look this up?

[*ersatz*]

Usually about every other day or so but especially after I eat cheeeeeeeeeeeese.

[illriginal]

With all that I eat?... lol a lot more than 7 times a week man. At least twice a day. Morning and night.

[ChangeofHeart]

^^Yeah same here tama, about twice a day. I can't imagine how some of these people can go 1 or 2 times a week. They must have some extreme constipation or eat like birds.

[Sprague]

Usually 3-4 times a week. But like many said before me, if I eat something that really upsets my stomach, I can go a lot more. Like just the other day, I don't remember what I ate, but I pooped six times in one day. That's how much it upset my tummy. :(

[*absinthe*]

Don`t really count in a week, but supposedly if you don`t poop at least twice a day, you`re considered constipated.

[DoubleJ]

Imma start taking laxatives lol.

[yivan]

I try to everyday. My cousin makes time to sit on the toilet on specific times. I poop more during my menstral cycle, does anyone else get that? My counsler told me that once also.

[Tomates]

I go about 1-2 times a week i think
I dont know...I never keep track

[dosomethin888]

Haha. Since Ive been started eating better and running every day it has cut down. When I used to eat really badly and just sit on my ass all day it was a lot more.

.. Im currently in the process of a lifestyle change.

[anoniez]

Sorry for the upcoming lecture but this is a definite health issue!

Going only once a week is very bad for you, medically speaking. It's known as chronic constipation. It predisposes you to colon cancer, esp with family history, and it's generally unhealthy to keep all that stuff inside. It can lead to other problems later in life like hemorrhoids, diverticulitus, rectal prolapse, impacted stool, etc.

What happens is basically, the more you hold it in the more you CAN hold, because your intestine stretches and the muscles become looser when you hold all that in. Then when you expel it, the muscles aren't used to working and the intestine is floppy and loose. The more you do it the worse it gets. By the time you are older you might be up to once every TWO or even three weeks. I know a woman who does that and she has an extremely bad gas problem and is not pleasant to be around for that reason, as well as other gastrointestinal issues.

Honestly I would recommend you to start taking a laxative to start having regular bowel movements maybe once every two or three days (might want to see a doctor or try other things first). Some people only need to go once every couple of days but a week is too long. Also you should see your doctor about this, and be aware of any family history of colon cancer. Try eating more fiber, drinking more water and getting more exercise -- all of these things speed the passage of stool through the bowels. You can google chronic constipation for more info.

Again.. sorry for the lecture.. but it should be a cause of concern for you!

[nikx618]

this topic is funny.
its healthy to poo once a day.
it rids your body of impurities. lmfao.
i dont think its healthy to poo like once a week.
that is waaay to little.